We don’t know what’s going on with Kris Jenner lately, but we think it’s time for the Kard clan matriarch to go on a retreat or something.
Earlier today we reported that Kris plans to change her name back to Kardashian.
Now, it seems the 60-year-old momager is meddling in her daughters’ love lives in potentially disastrous fashion.
As you’ve probably heard by now, Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up for what appears to be the last time.
Kylie has been enjoying the single life and entertaining offers from rappers like Ty Dolla Sign and PartyNextDoor, because what’s the fun in being 18 if you’re not with a rapper who can get you into clubs to party with other people who are way older than you?
In all seriousness, keeping it casual with a few different dudes might be exactly what Kylie needs after two years of dating a dude with a kid and a whole mess of baby mama drama.
But don’t tell that to Kris Jenner.
You see, Kris thinks that Kylie should allow herself to be wifed up by a new guy ASAP.
And for some reason, she thinks that guy should be Chris freakin’ Brown.
“Chris a long-time friend of the family,” a source close to the family tells the UK’s Heat magazine.
“The bonus with him is that Chris and Kanye are tight and Kanye has promised Kris he’ll keep an eye on Chris and keep him in line.”
But don’t worry; if that doesn’t work out, Kris has a whole list of terrible boyfriends in mind:
“She loves that [Justin] Bieber is committed to rehauling his image,” says the source.
“She admires how religious he is, he’s super-successful and he’s already close to the Kardashian-Jenner family.”
But didn’t Bieber already hook up with Kourtney Kardashian?
Yup. And apparently Kim sees that as an advantage.
“When Kourtney and Scott Disick split last year, Bieber was happy to be linked to Kourtney and Kris loved that he posted Instagram pictures about it to get everyone talking about their hook-ups.
“It’s an added bonus is that Kris is dating Corey Gamble, Bieber’s tour manager.”
We think Kris might need to look up the word “bonus.”
Anyway, it seems her romantic advice to Kylie is (thankfully) falling on deaf ears
“Kris might have plans for where she wants Kylie’s next romance to go – but Kylie knows her own mind and has her own ideas,” says the source.
For once, we’re glad that Kylie thinks she knows more than the adults in her life.
