Chris Hemsworth got ALL UP in his wife’s business when he got a handful of her ass during a family day at the beach. No doubt about it … Chris was a huge fan of Elsa Pataky’s choice in swimwear — a very small black bikini — during…
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Monday, April 2, 2018
Larsa Pippen Butt Flossin" Black Bikini in Miami
Before Larsa Pippen went egg huntin’ with the kiddies on Sunday, she hit the sunny shores of South Beach to brighten up everyone’s Easter weekend. And yes, there was plenty of cake to go around. No sign of Scottie or the kids … but seems like…
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
G-Eazy Gets Handsy on Halsey"s Butt in Miami
G-Eazy and Halsey, as a couple, are grabbing a lot of attention — but he’s just grabbing her ass. The rapper and singer were spotted relaxing Monday in Miami, just a couple days after grinding all over each other during a performance at…
Monday, February 19, 2018
Briana DeJesus: These Are My New Boobs! This Is My New Butt!
Briana DeJesus may or may not be back together with her old boyfriend.
But the Teen Mom 2 star most definitely has brand new body parts she’d like to show off!
Are you ready to see the results of DeJesus having recently gone under the knife?
On February 1, the MTV personality paid a visit to Dr. Miami (pictured above) in order to undergo some major plastic surgery.
As previously reported in sort of gruesome detail, Briana asked the famous physician to give her a tummy tuck, a breast lift and to reshape and contour her butt.
The reality star basically wanted to start fresh with her figure.
Two weeks after these procedures were complete, DeJesus gave followers their first glimpse at the results.
Without including any words for a caption, Briana simply posted THIS PHOTO and asked fans for some feedback.
We can’t imagine she liked the response, however, considering many comments focused on how “one boob” is now “different” from the other.
This is the picture DeJesus shared late last week.
Now, however, Briana is back with even more explicit images of her post-surgery body.
“18 days post op! Progress!!!! Can’t wait to hit the gym next month!” she penned as a caption to a trio of snapshots, the first of which centers on her controversial chest.
Can you spot a difference here?
No more big boobs, DeJesus exclaims as part of the image, clearly hopeful that she’ll avoid back pain later in life.
But her snack trays were not the only body part Briana went ahead and got reduced.
“Skinny Minnie back at it again,” she said below of her new and, in her opinion improved, waist:
And finally, last but never least, DeJesus turned around, stuck it out and made white boys want to shout at her NON-big butt.
She cannot lie: she loves how this rear end now looks.
It’s evident, however, that she may be alone in this view.
Many followers have passed along their negative takes on DeJesus’ appearance, prompting the Teen Mom 2 actress to address them in a follow-up Tweet.
“I feel sorry for those who go thru every picture of mine just to see which one I left comments on and talk the most shit,” Briana wrote on Monday morning, adding:
“lmfao who has time for that? Who has time to follow me if y’all hate me so much.. bunch of weirdos!”
She sort of has a point.
It’s pretty rude to just slam someone for his or her looks.
Moreover, there’s plenty to discuss when it comes to DeJesus that has nothing to do with these images or these procedures.
Just consider the way she was with Javi Marroquin… and then not with him… and then maybe with him again… and then is now reportedly living with baby daddy Devoin Austin, the father of daughter Nova.
With everything else she asked Dr. Miami to do for her, we hope Briana also asked him to work on her neck a bit.
We’d have to imagine she has a severe case of whiplash after all this back and forth.
Friday, February 16, 2018
Kim Kardashian"s Giving You Clothes Off Her Back and Butt
If you’ve ever wanted to raid Kim Kardashian’s closet, here’s your chance to do it … without getting arrested for trespassing. A bunch of Kim K’s old wardrobe and accessories are being auctioned off on eBay right now through marketing agency…
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Olivia Culpo Goes Butt Naked For S.I. Swimsuit, Amendola Jealousy Ensues
Here’s Olivia Culpo fully nude for the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition — begging one very important question: HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE DANNY AMENDOLA RIGHT NOW!? The former Miss Universe (2012) was a finalist for S.I.’s “Rookie of…
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Taylor Swift Butt Grabbing DJ David Mueller Gets Bomb Threat at New Job
The radio DJ who grabbed Taylor Swift’s ass, and lost his job because of it, just had a not-so-nice welcome to his new job — a bomb threat. David Mueller started his gig at KIX 92.7 in Greenwood, Mississippi on Monday … his first job since losing…
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Coco Has No Business Talking Big Butt Movement, Says "Flavor of Love" Star Deelishis
Coco better check with models Melyssa Ford and Esther Baxter among others who TRULY created the big butt movement … so says former ‘Flavor of Love’ star Deelishis, who btw counts herself among the booty trailblazers. You’ll…
Monday, January 15, 2018
Scott Disick: Look at My Teenage Girlfriend"s Butt!
It’s been over six months since we first learned that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are dating, but we still just can’t wrap our heads around it.
Maybe we just can’t get over the idea that Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are really over for good.
But probably it has more to do with the troubling age difference.
Scott is 34, and Sofia is 19.
Now, a 15-year age gap isn’t always such a thorny issue.
But when one of you wasn’t yet legal at the time the other was welcoming his third child, well … it’s a little icky.
But it’s legal, and Sofia’s a consenting adult, and hey, spending a lot of time with someone who’s not yet drinking age might be a wonderful thing for Scott’s liver.
All that said, a grown-ass father of three posting pics like this of a teenage girl will always be a smidge creepy.
As you can see, that’s Sofia in a bikini.
The photo isn’t as unsettling as the video Scott posted in which Sofia dances in her underwear to a song recorded by her father, Lionel Richie, but it’s still a little weird.
There have certainly been more random celebrity couples over the years, but we just assumed Scott and Sofia would indulge in a fling for a few weeks and be done with it.
Reminders like these that Scott and Sofia are in a legit relationship always freak us out a little.
Interestingly, Sofia is exactly half Kourtney’s age, which should make for some interesting conversations if these two are still together come Thanksgiving.
Yes, Scott and Kourtney are officially dunz-o, but they still have three kids together, which means each of them still has a vested interest in whom the other one dates.
But if Kourtney has a problem with Scott dating Sofia, she’s certainly not showing it.
She might just be happy that the father of her kids has brought his months-long globetrotting bender to a close.
Sometimes, it takes a child to get a guy to man up.
Of course, it’s usually his child, not a teenager he’s banging.
Coco Says She Started the Butt Movement
Coco’s setting the record straight — she started the butt movement — no ifs, ands or butts about it. Ya heard, Kim K and Nicki Minaj? Coco took to Instagram and posted this classic calendar shot of her and boasted how 21 years ago, she shed light…
Thursday, January 4, 2018
Lady Gaga: Happy New Year! Look at My Butt!
Lady Gaga is poised for a pretty big 2018.
Back in November, we learned that Gaga is engaged to Christian Carino.
Shortly thereafter, the singer announced that she’d signed on for a Vegas residency, an arrangement that’s already proven wildly lucrative for several members of pop music’s royal family, including Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez.
But do true love and a wildly successful career really bring one happiness?
Perhaps for some, but this is Gaga we’re talking about.
She came to slay, and she won’t rest until her takeover is complete.
She wants it all:
The wealth, the fame, the adoration … and, of course, the ass:
Gaga rang in the new year by tweeting the above photo.
“Happy New Year. To happiness. Health. Love. And to the simplicity of beautiful unforgettable nature, life,” she captioned the image.
Yes … nature.
That caption is the social media equivalent of walking into a room naked save for a pair of heels and asking everyone if they like your new shoes.
Needless to say, the pic was quite popular amongst Gaga’s devoted fans, amassing over 4,000 comments in just 24 hours.
The Little Monsters paid tribute to their queen in multiple languages, and while we won’t pretend to have understood every comment, we’re pretty sure most of them translated to “dat ass.”
The Gaga butt has been the stuff of legend for years, but like Haley’s Comet, it’s a big deal every time it makes an appearance.
And with a wedding on the horizon, this might be our last glimpse of the iconic ass in its unmarried form.
So soak it in, folks.
And any time this year gets you down, simply make like Gaga’s fantastic ‘donk:
Turn toward the sun; be your best self, and no matter what happens, don’t allow yourself to be put to be publicly dissed by Leonardo DiCaprio.
He might have an Oscar now, but that does not give him the final say on all things butt-related.
We’re pretty sure Kris Jenner holds that honor.
Lady Gaga Welcomes the New Year, Butt First
Lady Gaga’s getting deep for 2018, but not so deep to be above an awesome thong bikini photo. Gaga struck this pose somewhere in the wilds of … well, we don’t know, and who really cares? She looks amazing, and sounds like her New Year celebration…
Saturday, December 30, 2017
Rachel Uchitel Slays the Butt Selfie
You didn’t forget about Rachel Uchitel did you? We didn’t. The smokeshow who was famously connected with Tiger Woods during the whole cheating scandal hit up Palm Beach for some Winter sun … and put her butt selfie skills on display. …
Friday, October 20, 2017
Gabrielle Union: Don"t Be Ashamed to Eat Butt
“So, how old were you when you first ate a butt?” That’s a real question Sway asked Gabrielle Union during his radio show in a conversation about sexual reciprocity … a conversation that has everyone grabbing some Scope. Gabby appeared on…
Kesha: Bares Her Glittery Butt on Stage!
Kesha has been going through a huge legal battle, but that pales beside the tremendous emotional toll that she’s experienced after years of alleged abuse and reliving the trauma by coming forward. That can change you.
But though Kesha’s musical style has changed since her “Tik Tok” days, she’s still fun, spontaneous, and an absolute gift to her fans.
And she’s baring her butt to prove it.
Back in, like, 2008, Kesha surged to popularity with Animal.
For the next few years, “Tik Tok” was basically required listening at most parties, and Kesha music has been a party staple ever since.
Basically, if you’ve been to a party that didn’t play Kesha’s music, we hope that you brought the birthday boy a nice present — they’ll only turn 7 once.
Back in February of 2016, however, Kesha gained attention for something very different when a judge’s ruling prompted her to sob openly in court.
Though Kesha’s alleged sex abuse at the hands of Dr. Luke had been revealed years ago, most of the world had been unaware of her legal struggle to separate herself from the infamous music producer.
Celebrities tweeted their support — Taylor Swift sent a check, actually.
Singers like Adele used their platforms to voice their support for Kesha and for her bid for independence from the man whom she accuses of having abused her for a decade.
In addition to those voicing support for Kesha, other singers who have worked with Dr. Luke have spoken out to condemn him, based purely upon their own experiences.
Pink condemned Dr. Luke, saying that though she can’t speak to the veracity of Kesha’s accusations, Dr. Luke deserves what he’s getting because he’s a scumbag.
Kelly Clarkson slammed Dr. Luke, saying that he’s not a good person. When Kelly Clarkson, who doesn’t like to bash people, is talking about you like this, something is up.
Contract law isn’t built on justice, however.
Even though this entire situation has been a PR nightmare for Sony, it’s appeared that their hands are tied.
And Kesha’s fight has remained uphill.
In fact, Kesha had to withdraw her lawsuit in California. In New York, however, the battle rages on.
Kesha, however, is finally getting to tour again — and when Kesha tours, there’s more to the performance than just her beautiful music.
Just look at this photo that Kesha shared on Friday.
She captioned the image as “GlitterButt!!!” when she tweeted it out.
That is just so cute.
After everything that Kesha’s been through, it’s so heartwarming to see her feeling comfortable with her body and her fans — to see her both experiencing and spreading joy.
Kesha has been personally throwing glitter on her audience, which is a blessing.
A blessing that doesn’t fade. Two friends of mine saw Kesha when she came to town, and both were talking the next day about glitter following them to work despite their best efforts (and showers).
One, who works at a doggie daycare, ended up inadvertently spreading glitter to the dogs. Harmlessly, of course.
The other, an accountant, accidentally bedazzled her office chair.
But that goes with the territory. Nobody’s going to actually complain about having glitter thrown on them by Kesha herself.
And we’re guessing that fans aren’t going to complain about getting mooned by Kesha, either.
We haven’t felt this encouraged about Kesha since she released “Praying” as a single.
That song was a not-so-subtle reference to her horrible experiences at the hands of Dr. Luke, but it’s a powerful anthem.
And her whole album is out, of course.
Kesha is, as always, a gift.
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Ariel Winter Rocks Cleavage, Bares Her Butt While Serving Glamor
If you were one of those who worried that Ariel Winter was done taking sexy photos, let us lay those fears to rest.
Ariel Winter made the cleavage-tastic cover of LaPalme, but that’s not the only photo that they snapped of her. The Modern Family actress’ glorious peach also made an appearance.
She’s gotten criticism for her sexy pics in the past, with haters claiming that they’re lewd, not artistic. We wonder if these tantalizing images will change their minds.
Ariel Winter’s cover photo alone is enough to knock you dead and then bring you right back to life.
That vibrant, powerful red, the intense contrast between her raven hair and fair skin as she serves up classic Hollywood glamour in its 2017 incarnation.
But her out-of-this-world cleavage takes center stage and eats up all of your attention.
Way back in 2015, Ariel Winter underwent breast reduction surgery for multiple reasons.
She was tired of every report talking about her breasts. Mind you, this was happening to her as a minor, and grown-ass adults who should have known better were talking to and about her on the red carpet as if she were just a pair of disembodied melons.
Also, extra-large breasts are massively (pun not intended) inconvenient for the boob-haver, whether they’re shopping for bras or trying to lay on their stomachs or even just trying to move about like a normal person.
But as you can see, it looks like she not only achieved a perfect size balance for herself, she is looking positively perfect.
Don’t worry; the camera and the good folks at LaPalme did not forget about Ariel Winter’s other good side.
That image is enough to make anyone wish that they’d never quit practicing art and could turn that into a painting, you know?
Her leg and the entire right side of her butt are bare, but even Ariel Winter’s worst critic — her horrible, slut-shamng mother — would have a hard time trying to call this crass or shameful.
This is art. This is beauty. This is Ariel Winter.
She’s so perfectly framed by those vines that this would be a lovely picture even if we were only seeing a silhouette.
And we also get a close-up of Ariel Winter’s stunning makeup.
That intriguing wig is a major callback to classic Hollywood glamour, as is so much of the look that she’s rocking.
That goes well with her fair skin, facial features, and curvier figure.
Ariel Winter is a classic beauty.
And we have tos ay that, even though we’re not necessarily the biggest fans of bangs, those raven bangs that she’s sporting are so intriguing that it does not in any way detract from the photoshoot.
Oh, and speaking of classic Hollywood looks. …
Ariel Winter stuns and amazes, even when she’s in black and white.
Even in the background, her cleavage grabs your attention.
Everything’s working for her — her look, her pose, her lighting, her outfit.
That said, we don’t mind the poolside selfies. Or the twerking videos.
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
Kourtney Kardashian Flaunts Her Butt on the Beach!
Suns out, buns out!
Kourtney Kardashian"s such a peach. At least, she has one. And she let that spectacular butt out to play at the beach.
In the video below, you"ll see her sport an itty bitty bikini while she shows Scott Disick what he can never have again!
In this video, which Kourtney elected to share because she loves her followers almost as much as she loves strutting her stuff on the beach for the world to see, Kourtney makes a delighted dash for the water.
Her bikini is so miniscule that it does effectively nothing to obscure her legendary Kardashian booty.
If anything, her bikini bottoms lovingly frame her cheeks for added emphasis.
The fact that she"s running, well … it adds to the effect.
The camera moves a little as Kourtney runs, but keep in mind that recording a video on your phone is different from recording on a camcorder back in the day was — people tend to hold out their phones further.
And everybody moves a little when they walk or run, so the person recording Kourtney was unintentionally wiggling back and forth. It happens.
it doesn"t diminish how great this magnificent MILF looks as she charges into the ocean water.
The question is — is this just for the benefit of Kourtney"s fans?
It"s almost impossible to see this and not think of Kourtney Kardashian"s infamous ex, Scott Disick.
All summer, Scott"s epic bender has been impossible to ignore.
Scott Disick might have freaked out about Kourtney dating earlier this year, but he pretty much spent the entire summer buried in a bottle or a 19-year-old model.
And no, we don"t just mean Bella Thorne — though she seemed the most willing to increase her visibility by being associated with him. She kept coming back for second helpings of Scott"s … publicity.
(We wonder how Bella Thorne"s possible new girlfriend thinks of how Bella spent the summer — but she probably understands how the PR game works)
Kris Jenner said to Kourtney that Kourtney always wants what she can"t have. Kourtney shot that down at the time, but now?
And now, of course, Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie. Very publicly.
Like, they might even be a serious, committed relationship — unlike the other 19-year-old hotties whom Scott has left in his wake.
(We"ll see)
Kourtney is apparently fine with Scott dating Sofia, because it"s a sign that Scott is moving on.
(Or maybe because Sofia is a stabilizing influence, though that shouldn"t be a girlfriend"s job — least of all the job of a teenager)
But even though Kourtney might say that she"s fine with it, we"re reminded of what Kris Jenner says.
Especially when we watch this video.
Kourtney has to know that Scott isn"t over her, and that he"ll see that video.
If Kourtney always wants what she can"t have, will Scott — with his new girlfriend and his newfound stability — suddenly become irresistible to her again?
Is that why she"s flaunting what she"s got?
But there"s a simpler explanation.
Kourtney loves the beach.
She even went to the beach when she visited Egypt, which is not what most people think of doing when they"re visiting the site that contains the remains of one of the greatest civilizations that the world has ever seen.
Kourtney is also not shy about showing off her savory peach. Maybe she"s doing it just for herself and, for a brief moment, Scott Disick was the furthest thing from her mind.
It"s a short video, after all:
Bella Hadid Celebrates 21st Birthday with Her Butt Out
Bella Hadid’s 21st birthday celebration went down exactly as you’d like it to — ass out! Bella went bottoms up in a g-string to make sure all her fans could, umm … toast her big day. Then she put on something more dinner-appropriate for a night…
Monday, October 9, 2017
Farrah Abraham Flaunts Surgically Enhanced Butt on the Runway
We think it’s safe to say Farrah Abraham isn’t much of a trendsetter or “influencer,” as the kids say.
(Unless selling plastic molds of your butthole is, like, the new cool hobby for Millennials, or something).
Farrah may have millions of social media followers, but we’re guessing very few of them are looking to follow in the footsteps of a woman who’s famous for getting pregnant really young, being terrible for to her mother, and having sex on camera.
But it’s important to point out that in many ways, Farrah is the Teen Mom franchise’s biggest trailblazer.
She was the first to try and make the leap from reality star to mainstream celebrity.
She was the first to make a professional “sex tape” (that’s usually called a porn, but don’t tell Farrah that), and now Amber Portwood and others have publicly entertained the idea of entering the adult industry.
But the biggest way in which Farrah set an example for her TM colleagues is by being the first to undergo “cosmetic enhancement” procedures in the name of beauty.
Yes, at this point, “Farrah Abraham plastic surgery” is practically a punchline, but when she first came on the scene, Farrah was rocking the all-natural look (as far as we know, at least).
Since gaining fame on MTV, however, Farrah has gone under the knife more times than a cutting board.
Most recently, Farrah underwent a “vaginal rejuvenation” that was later revealed to be a complete overhaul of her, um … undercarriage.
Thus, Farrah is sporting a new butt these days, and she can’t wait to share it with the world.
No, she hasn’t started peddling a new edition of her famous b-hole mold (at least not yet).
But she did flaunt her new assets at LA Fashion Week on Saturday night.
Yes, in a crowd that included her daughter, Farrah took to the runway to show off her new backside in various form-fitting outfits.
Obviously, fans are bemoaning the example that she’s setting for her daughter, but we’d like to take time to acknowledge the real victim here.
We’re talking, of course, about Kendall Jenner.
Kendall put in the due diligence to work her way up the ladder as a real model, and then Farrah comes along and reminds the world that if you’re famous enough, some designer will put you on the runway in order to bring attention to his brand.
It’s almost like the fashion industry is less deep than those molds Farrah wants you to have your way with.
Thursday, September 28, 2017
Tom Cruise FINALLY Responds to Those Butt Rumors!
Tom Cruise: he’s Scientology’s golden boy mascot, he’s an acting legend, he’s a practitioner of couch parkour, and he’s at least 50% of why this year’s The Mummy film was so bad.
But … does he wear a fake butt? A photo that’s circulated all over social media suggests that, at least once, he did.
You can see it for yourself below, and we might finally have an answer.
As a general rule, we don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating Tom Cruise’s butt.
Not it’s appearance and not its authenticity.
It’s not that we have anything against his butt, even though it’s part of the flesh prison of a man Leah Remini calls “diabolical.”
But, thankfully, someone on the internet spends enough time thinking about butts that they noticed one particular image and brought it to light.
Twitter user @iluvbutts247, an account that the world never knew that it needed but suddenly cannot live without, tweeted out this message:
“Hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe:”
Attached was this screencap from the film:
Now, this photo has been circulating for over a month, now, since this tweet was first shared.
It doesn’t look quite real, does it?
It doesn’t look unnatural, exactly — just too perfect.
And since this is really the first we’ve heard of it, we guess that it’s something that you’d never notice if a butt-centric blog hadn’t been, we’re guessing, going through the scene frame-by-frame for the perfect ass shot.
Remember — shows and films in 2008 weren’t designed for modern gif culture, where every scene is likely to get picked apart by a sizable army of fans.
Of all of the potential secrets that we imagined might come to light about Tom Cruise, we’d never imagined that “he wears a fake butt” would be among them.
But … maybe it’s not as fake as it looks.
On Tuesday, Tom Cruise responded to the theory that he wears a fake butt in an interview with Screen Rant.
“I have no idea. There was no prosthetic in Valkyrie. No.”
He also shares that this is somehow the first that he’s heard of the rumor.
Which … really goes to show you that Tom Cruise might as well be Amish in terms of how out-of-touch he is with actual society and in terms of how little benefit he gets from social media.
He lives in this planet but it’s like he’s inhabiting another world, you know?
Tom Cruise has mooned characters in past films, but he assures the world that he used his actual butt at the time, too.
“It’s me. It’s not CGI, it’s me. I do my own mooning in films. So let it be known — I do my own mooning.”
For a variety of reasons, you might be thinking that Tom Cruise is not exactly the most reliable guy to confirm or deny a rumor about Tom Cruise.
Wes Okerson, the dude who trained Tom Cruise for Valkyrie, stepped up to confirm Tom Cruise’s side of the story in an interview with Men’s Health.
“It’s real. He was working long hours and we were training every single day. Definitely, definitely real. He does his own stunts. It’s pretty well-documented.”
You might point out that Wes Okerson has a vested interest in not ratting out on his clients.
No studio wants to hire a trainer who’s going to be like “oh sure she worked out but those abs were digitally enhanced or a body double.”
But we’re not accusing Wes Okerson or even Tom Cruise of lying. Maybe Tom Cruise, or the Tom Cruise of a decade ago, really did have such an extraordinary tush that, at a certain angle, it looks like it can’t possibly be real.
That doesn’t change anything about him. Not really.
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