Florida Bridesmaid Downs Bottle of Fireball, Destroys Wedding

Are you getting married in 2017, but can’t afford a destination wedding in a tropical climate?

Well, just invite Amanda Willis to the reception, and she’ll bring the Florida experience to you!

So who is this embodiment of the Sunshine State way of life?

Well, prior to this week, she was just a run-of-the-mill Floridian with sun-dappled skin, a bloated liver, and en extensive police record.

At the recent wedding of her friend Jennifer Butler, turned all the way up, behaving in a fashion that has witty local news anchors all over the country calling her a maid of dishonor! Zing!

The pun was handed to your area Men’s Wearhouse-clad talking head on a silver platter, because Willis was actually the maid of honor at the Charlotte County, Florida nuptials of Jennifer and her new husband, Brian Butler.

We imagine the couple came to regret that decision, however, as Amanda’s behavior landed her behind bars for charges including larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.

It all started – as most great stories do – when Amanda downed an entire bottle of Fireball within the first 20 minutes of the reception.

Now, the only thing more volatile than a Florida Woman is a Florida Woman with a bellyful of the Satan’s Cinnamon, and within minutes of polishing sugary liqueur to stun a mule, Amanda was off and running.

She began by asking guests for their car keys.

When that tactic failed for a number of obvious reasons, she stole the groom’s keys, and proceeded to try and run him over with his own car.

Witnesses say Butler was able to stop the vehicle with the emergency brake, but only after being dragged while holding onto the passenger side door for several hundred feet.

Other guests helped wrestle Willis back into the building …  which went about as well as you would expect:

“She went back inside, grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” the bride told WBBH TV.

The best man reportedly attempted to take the bottle away from Willis, and she responded – how else? – by striking him in the head.

Police were called to the scene and were somehow able to take Willis into custody.

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Due to the amount of liquor she consumed, they brought Willis to an area hospital, where she proceeded to expose herself to the arresting officers and assault two EMTs, one of whom was elderly.

The incident marks Willis’ ninth arrest in Charlotte County.

“[Jennifer] had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said best man Robert Templeton.

We think you hit the nail on the head with that one, Bob.

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Meryl Streep DESTROYS Donald Trump at the Golden Globes

Meryl Streep was honored at the 2017 Golden Globe Awards with the Cecil B. DeMille Award, a recognition of her ridiculously successful and respected career as an actress.

After showing her gratitude to various people and organizations at the outset of her speech, Streep then took aim at a certain shameless real estate mogul who will soon be President of the United States.

First, she ran down the diversity included in Hollywood (Ryan Gosling is from Canada… Natalie Portman from Israel… Dev Patel from Kenya…) and joked:

"Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners, and if we kick them all out, you’ll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."

The beloved star then addressed the real-life “performance” from 2016 that “stunned” her, referencing Trump’s presidential victory in November.

She mentioned how Trump came under fire in 2015 for mocking New York Times investigative reporter Serge F. Kovaleski by impersonating his physical handicap.

“This instinct to humiliate when it’s modeled by someone in the public platform by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody’s life because it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing," she said, adding:

"Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence."

Naturally, because he truly cannot help him or comprehend that he"s just proving Streep"s point, Trump responded to her speech in an interview with the Times early Monday morning

He denied ever making fun of Kovaleski and said of Streep:

"Meryl Streep introduced Hillary Clinton at her convention, and a lot of these people supported Hillary."

Trump also said he did not watch the Golden Globes and slammed most attendees there as "liberal movie people."

Watch Streep"s full speech below and then share your reaction:

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Casper Smart -- Smashes into Tree, Destroys Luxury Whip (PHOTO)

Just when Casper Smart thought 2016 couldn’t get worse — he totaled his Mercedes sports car, but on the positive side … he was able to walk away from the nasty wreck. Casper smashed into a guardrail and a tree in Woodland Hills, CA around…

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Shia LaBeouf -- Destroys Lil Yachty, Hot 97 DJ with New Freestyle (AUDIO)

Shia LaBeouf is so serious about his MC skillz, he’s now ripping a DJ who put him on blast, and actual pro rapper Lil Yachty.  Shia turned in a new 3-minute freestyle Friday for Charlamagne Tha God to air on “The Breakfast Club” — and…

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Megyn Kelly DESTROYS Newt Gingrich in Argument Over Donald Trump, Sex

There have been many losers to come out of the 2016 Presidential Election.

Most specifically, Donald Trump and… well… anyone who continues to stand up for Donald Trump.

But there’s been one clear winner from the past several months of campaigning; and we’re not even talking about Hillary Clinton, no matter what is likely to transpire on November 8.

We’re talking about Megyn Kelly.

Kelly called Trump out on his misogyny from the very beginning.

All those people who acted shocked and appalled over what Trump said to Billy Bush in that notorious Access Hollywood video? 

All those politicians who came out and castigated Trump for his demeaning words about women and his implied sexual assault?

Please. Literally, the very first question asked of Trump at a Republican Primary Debate was over the way he has treated women and talked about women in the past.

And that question was asked by Kelly.

From there, of course, Trump slammed Kelly at every turn, even questioning at one point whether or not she was on her period at the debate.

Really. He said that.

So this brings us to Tuesday night and Kelly having Newt Gingrich on her Fox News program as a guest.

The former Speaker of the House took issue with the way Kelly and other members of the media have been covering the campaign, arguing that too much time has been spent focusing on Trump’s sexual harassment allegations.

The tension-filled segment started with Kelly explaining why Trump is behind in the polls, citing that 2005 Access Hollywood tape and Trump lashing out at nearly every woman who has made allegations about him.

People have a right to hear those charges, she argues in the footage below.

Megyn Kelly vs. Newt Gingrich

“I’m sick and tired of people like you using language that’s inflammatory that’s not true!” Gingrich blew up, referring to the term sexual predator being applied to Trump.

“When you use the words, you took a position. And I think it’s very unfair of you to do that, Megyn!” Gingrich said.

To which Kelly calmly replied:

“Your defensiveness on this may speak volumes, sir.”

At one point, after Kelly acknowledged that Bill Clinton has an unsavory history with women and that her show has covered it in detail, Gingrich snapped as follows:

“You wanna go back through the tapes of your show recently? You are fascinated with sex and you don’t care about public policy!”

It’s worth watching the video above just to see Kelly’s priceless response to this accusation.

After Gingrich continued to sound like a little child, challenging Kelly to say the words “Bill Clinton sexual predator,” the host somehow kept her chill demeanor and ended the segment by politely saying:

“You can take your anger issues and spend some time working on them.”

It. Was. AWESOME!

Check out the clip above and weigh in:

Who do you think won this faceoff? Kelly or Gingrich?

Or, as has so often been the case throughout this election, are we all losers in the end?

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Dog Poop Meets, Destroys Roomba in Epic Facebook Post

It’s been well documented at this point how much dogs love to ride Roombas.

An adorable case in point:

Puppy Rides Roomba

But an Arkansas father named Jesse Newton has seen his Facebook post go viral after he wrote about how much his Roomba loves his dog.

Or his dog’s POOP, we should say.

Are you ready to hear about the “poohpocalypse?”

This tragic event took place late on the night of August 1, after the family dog, Evie, relieved herself on the carpet.

The messy incident took place between midnight and 1:30 a.m., which is when the Roomba was set on automatic to clean.

Newton eventually discovered what happened and felt the need to chronicle the story on Facebook, lest is happen to anyone else he cares about it.

“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop,” Newton wrote.

Why not? He explained…

“Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.

“It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s near the floor, it will have poop on it.

“Those awesome wheels, which have a checkered surface for better traction, left 25-foot poop trails all over the house. Our lovable Roomba, who gets a careful cleaning every night, looked like it had been mudding.

“Yes, mudding – like what you do with a Jeep on a pipeline road. But in poop.”

Newton’s post has so far been shared over 318,000 times.

As you can see, Newton included a hilarious, hand-drawn diagram of the damage.

He went on explain that he was made aware of the disaster when his 4-year-old son climbed into his bed at 3 a.m.

“You’ll wonder why he smells like dog poop. And you’ll walk into the living room. And you’ll wonder why the floor feels slightly gritty,” he wrote. “And then the horror. Oh the horror.”

Newton then had to clean the tool.

“You toss it in the bathtub to let it soak. You pull it apart, piece-by-piece …  

“By this point, the poop isn’t just on your hands – it’s smeared up to your elbows. Oh, and you’re not just using profanity – you’re inventing new types of profanity. You’re saying things that would make Satan shudder in revulsion.

“You hope your kid stayed in bed, because if he hears you talking like this, there’s no way he’s not ending up in prison.”

This self-proclaimed “Pooptastrophe” did have a silver lining:

Hammacher Schlemmer replaced the Roomba for free and also sent along a new bed for the dog!

You can see it above.

Concluded Newton after this disgusting, uproarious tale came to an end:

“I’m very sorry I made so many people cry at work and spit various liquids out of their noses!”

Dog Poop Meets, Destroys Roomba in Epic Facebook Post

It’s been well documented at this point how much dogs love to ride Roombas.

An adorable case in point:

Puppy Rides Roomba

But an Arkansas father named Jesse Newton has seen his Facebook post go viral after he wrote about how much his Roomba loves his dog.

Or his dog’s POOP, we should say.

Are you ready to hear about the “poohpocalypse?”

This tragic event took place late on the night of August 1, after the family dog, Evie, relieved herself on the carpet.

The messy incident took place between midnight and 1:30 a.m., which is when the Roomba was set on automatic to clean.

Newton eventually discovered what happened and felt the need to chronicle the story on Facebook, lest is happen to anyone else he cares about it.

“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop,” Newton wrote.

Why not? He explained…

“Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.

“It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s near the floor, it will have poop on it.

“Those awesome wheels, which have a checkered surface for better traction, left 25-foot poop trails all over the house. Our lovable Roomba, who gets a careful cleaning every night, looked like it had been mudding.

“Yes, mudding – like what you do with a Jeep on a pipeline road. But in poop.”

Newton’s post has so far been shared over 318,000 times.

As you can see, Newton included a hilarious, hand-drawn diagram of the damage.

He went on explain that he was made aware of the disaster when his 4-year-old son climbed into his bed at 3 a.m.

“You’ll wonder why he smells like dog poop. And you’ll walk into the living room. And you’ll wonder why the floor feels slightly gritty,” he wrote. “And then the horror. Oh the horror.”

Newton then had to clean the tool.

“You toss it in the bathtub to let it soak. You pull it apart, piece-by-piece …  

“By this point, the poop isn’t just on your hands – it’s smeared up to your elbows. Oh, and you’re not just using profanity – you’re inventing new types of profanity. You’re saying things that would make Satan shudder in revulsion.

“You hope your kid stayed in bed, because if he hears you talking like this, there’s no way he’s not ending up in prison.”

This self-proclaimed “Pooptastrophe” did have a silver lining:

Hammacher Schlemmer replaced the Roomba for free and also sent along a new bed for the dog!

You can see it above.

Concluded Newton after this disgusting, uproarious tale came to an end:

“I’m very sorry I made so many people cry at work and spit various liquids out of their noses!”

Kanye West Announces Surprise Show, Nearly Destroys NYC in the Process

Remember that Kim Kardashian nude photo that was meant to break the Internet?

It’s pretty much impossible to forget, isn’t it?

Well… Kim’s husband’s nearly broke New York City on Sunday night, without even trying.

After performing a short set at the Hot 97 Summer Jam earlier in the evening, Kanye announced yesterday that he would take the stage at a surprise show at Webster Hall.

The gig was scheduled for 2 a.m. and meant to make up for the Governor’s Ball, which was canceled due to inclement weather.

However, The Big Apple’s East Village descended into a near-riot as a result, with fans flooding the streets and sidewalks in a desperate attempt to get into the venue.

Via Twitter, here is a look at the scene late Sunday night:

Within an hour, the show was sold out, but that didn’t stop an endless array of human being from trying to get in.

Amidst reports on social media of injuries and dangerous conditions, West jumped on Kardashian’s snapchat and seemed to ask Mayor Bill de Blasio to legally shut the streets so the fans who didn’t have access to the concert could safely party outside.

Yup, he really did that.

In the end, however, this request was denied and the show had to be called off.

“There is no late show at Webster Hall tonight. Please get home safely,” the venue Tweeted around 2 a.m., as someone on a loudspeaker delivered the same message in person.

Those who remained did get a glimpse of Kanye, however.

He drove through the street very early this morning with his head poking out of the sunroof car. You know, like the Pope.

Perhaps Kim was right in forbidding Kanye from going on tour. Someone might get killed one of these days trying to see him.

View Slideshow: 16 Pearls of Kanye West Wisdom

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 7 Recap: Bethenny DESTROYS Sonja!

After all they have been through o’er the years, for Bethenny Frankel and Sonja Morgan, is there still hope to have a long-lasting friendship?

Or even not-so-close-friends who mostly kind of get along? We found out on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 7 …

Watch The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8 Episode 7 Online

When you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online, trouble started brewing from the first minute over Sonja’s Tipsy Girl brand.

Countess Luann said she thought the moniker might hit Bethenny Frankel, founder of Skinnygirl, “a little close to home,” but Sonja disagreed.

Suffice it to say, Sonja is clueless and not self-aware.

“It’s a little too close for comfort,” Bethenny told Ramona. “If I had walked into that party and seen that, I think I would have just walked out.”

She compared it to watching your husband have sex with somebody else and told Carole Radziwill that she is now “done” with Sonja.

Well, in a manner of speaking. Naturally, Sonja was set to come into the Skinnygirl office for a chat later that week. Well done, producers.

When that meeting arrived, Bethenny cut right to the chase: “So you are saying that you are coming out with a brand called Tipsy Girl.”

Frankel told Morgan that her partners were “shady” and began grilling Sonja about who her distributors are, and talking way over her head.

“They call it a cheater brand,” Bethenny said, laying into her. “You’ve asked me for business advice. I’m actually just personally hurt.”

View Slideshow: 16 Reasons Why You Need a Best Friend Like Sonja Morgan

“I put my neck out for you, brought you into my world,” she went on. “I’m completely insulted, and I don’t want anything to do with you.”

“Well, I never would have thought that,” Sonja said.

Bethenny retorted, “Well, you thought wrong.”

“I think you’re a fraud. You’ve come up with six fake businesses, and no one buys any of it,” Frankel added. “Nobody believes any of it.”

Then Sonja played the bankruptcy card:

“Right now, the aftermath of that chapter 11 is really hitting me. I’m just trying to get back to where I was. I thought alcohol was a great idea.”

“I just thought I would have a couple of things, the rosé and the prosecco … certainly not what you did, not sell it for 10 million or 100 million.”

“Just sell what I can in their restaurants.”

Bethenny called for someone to get Sonja a tissue and wished her well, but still noted, “I don’t believe that you didn’t do this intentionally.”

Follow the links above to watch this play out in full, and to see whether the beef between Ramona Singer and Dorinda Medley escalates.

Spoiler alert: Of course it does. C’mon.

View Slideshow: Ramona Singer And Her Eyes: 13 Ramotional Moments

Woman Finds Husband Cheating, DESTROYS His Car

Editor"s Note: The woman featured in the following video is not Carrie Underwood.

But the woman featured in the following video has clearly listened to the Carrie Underwood song "Before He Cheats."

Except, well, she didn’t just dig her key into the side of her dishonest boyfriend’s four-wheel drive.

Nor did she merely carve her name into his leather seats.

A Louisville Slugger being use on both headlights? Some tire clashing? Now we’re getting warmer.

According to The Daily Mail, which originally published the footage, the unidentified female is pregnant and she found her husband with his mistress at a restaurant.

We don"t know many details aside from that, but we do know this:

Holy Hell! What is it they say about the wrath of a woman scorned?!?

In broad daylight, with people walking by and while wearing sandals (impressive!), the woman goes to town on her cheating husband"s car.

We can"t even really do this video justice with mere words.

You need to just sit back, watch and make sure you never, ever, ever,  EVER cheat on this woman. (Or, really, fellas, any woman. You"re better than that. Come on now.)

Gigi Hadid Destroys Internet Trolls: I Have Boobs! Thighs! A$$! DEAL!

Gigi Hadid makes clear in a powerful, pointed and yet poignant Instagram post that she doesn’t care what Internet trolls have to say. At all.

Responding to clowns who have been calling out her physique, which has been more curvy of late, the 20-year-old rose above the fray …

“Judgment on social media comes from people who, 99 percent of the time, have no idea what they’re talking about,” the model writes.

However, that simple truth doesn’t change the fact that “I’m a human, and I’m not going to lie, I did let the negativity get to me a little.”

So how did she respond? What did the body shaming she endured make her think about herself? And society? In her own words:

“I came to a realization that when one gets to this point, it’s important to rethink why you do what you do. What your message is. What you have to say.”

“No, I don’t have the same body type as the other models in shows. No, I don’t think I’m the best at any given show…”

“No, I’m not the first or the last model of my type in this industry. You can make up all the reasons you think I am where I am.”

“But really, I’m a hard worker that’s confident in myself, one that came at a time where the fashion industry was ready for a change.”

“I’m just doing my job. I represent a body image that wasn’t accepted in high-fashion before, and I’m very lucky to be supported.”

“By the designers, stylists, and editors … by the ones that know this is fashion, it’s art; it can never stay the same.”

“Yes, I have boobs, I have abs, I have a butt, I have thighs, but I’m not asking for special treatment.”

“Your mean comments don’t make me want to change my body, they don’t make me want to say no to the designers that ask me to be in their shows.”

“They definitely don’t change the designers opinions of me. If they want me in their show, I’m in it; if they don’t, I’m not.”

“That’s just how it is and how it will be. If you don’t like it, don’t follow me, don’t watch me, cause I’m not going anywhere.”

Major props to Hadid on this post. She admits that she may not be as lithe as other models, but, in the end, she simply doesn’t care.

Having walked in New York, London, Milan, and Paris fashion weeks, and has modeled for many top-level brands, why should she?

Not only is she incredibly successful, she’s doing so in the face of the kind of bullying that drives people to do horrible, horrible things.

For her strength – and the positive message she’s sending to other models, and people in general – she should be commended.

Perhaps the morons who hate on this (absolutely stunning!) young woman from behind the keys of a message board should take heed.