Thursday, October 22, 2015

Kendall Jenner "Pregnant" Photo Will Haunt Your Dreams

As previously reported, Kanye West threw an unusual surprise birthday party for Kim Kardashian last night.


It involved a cake… and the renting out of a movie theater… and a number of fake baby bumps.



Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian, for example, are featured in a frightening photo in which each is pretending to be pregnant.


And now makeup artist Joyce Bonelli, a fellow guest at the shindig who rocked an extra large stomach, has shared an Instagram image of Kendall Jenner.


The 19-year old is totally wearing her own phony baby bump and we’re totally freaked out.


Because, let’s face it, would anyone be shocked if Kendall did one day end up pregnant outside of marriage?


Such a fate has befallen both Kim and Kourtney, after all.


“WHY R U SO PERFECT,” Bonelli captioned the image, which features Jenner somehow fitting this pretend bump underneath a very tight skirt.



Kim, meanwhile, wasn’t scared off at all by the looks of anyone in attendance. She was touched by the gestures.


Wrote Kardashian on Instagram in response to the unexpected gathering:


My husband never ceases [to] amaze me! He rented out the entire movie theater to screen the new Steve Jobs (It’s sooooo good BTW) and had all of my family & close friends come dressed up as their best pregnant Kim look (fake baby bumps provided on arrival!)


Not sure if that was to make me feel less huge or just a fun cool theme but I loved it & had the best time ever, feeling so very comfortable eating churros with a bunch of pregnant women!


Just what I needed, the perfect chill yummy food birthday!!!!


The parents to North West are expecting a son this December.


And Kendall Jenner is NOT expecting any baby any time soon. Thank goodness.