Thursday, October 22, 2015

Kylie Jenner Rocks Bikini & Fur Boots, Posts Weird Caption

Earlier today, we reported that Kylie Jenner reached a major Instagram milestone this week.


The 18-year-old social media queen and collagen enthusiast now has 40 million followers on the photo-sharing site. If you’re wondering how that’s possible, it’s because she posts pics like this:



Yes, that’s Kylie rocking a very elaborate bikini and a pair of fur boots.


It may seem like she’s some experiencing some major wardrobe confusion, but anyone who’s seen Kim Kardashian’s furkini photos knows that fashion beats out comfort in this family every time.


As you can see, Kylie is sitting on top of a Mercedes SUV, and we’re assuming it’s the one that belongs to her – the one that used to belong to Blac Chyna and was given to Kylie by Tyga as a present. 


Shady. Anyway, here’s where things get weird:


Kylie’s caption for the pic is just a baby bottle Emoji. Allow us to play high school English teacher for a moment as we attempt to delve deep and figure out what Kylie is really saying here. 


Is she saying the truck is her baby? Is she still celebrating Kim’s pregnancy-themed birthday party? Is she throwing some sort of next-level shade at Blac?!


Sigh. Future archeologists might eventually unearth some sort of Kylie Emoji-speak-to-English Rosetta Stone, but until then, her ways will remain mysterious.