Thursday, October 1, 2015

Taylor Swift: Lying About Purchasing $25 Million House?!

Now that Pope Francis has returned to the Vatican, Taylor Swift is the only person in the US that millions of fawning worshippers view as infallible.


But just as left-leaning Catholics were let down by news that the Pope visited Kim Davis, so too might many Swifties feel that they’ve been forsaken when they learned that Taylor appears to have lied to her fans.



Earlier this week, it was reported that Taylor purchased a Hollywood Hills mansion formerly owned by iconic movie mogul Samuel L. Goldwyn for an astonishing $ 25 million.



Taylor denied the claim yesterday, tweeting:


“What the press says I’m doing: Buying a Bev Hills mansion, getting married in an English castle. What I’m doing: Playing a show in St. Louis.”


Unfortunately for Taylor, TMZ did some digging and according to property records, earlier today, the title to the estate changed hands  from the seller to a company that’s headquartered in Nashville.


The owner of that company? You guessed it – Taylor Swift.


So does Taylor simply have so much money that she’s not even aware when her employees make a $ 25 million purchase in her name?


If so, she desperately needs to fire her management team.


What’s more likely is that Taylor simply didn’t want the public to know she bought the home, either out of fear of paparazzi and fan stalkers, or because purchasing wildly expensive mansions all over the country kinda ruins her girl-next-door image.


(Or maybe it makes her everyone’s girl next door!)


Either way, we can’t help but wonder how else she’s misleading us. Maybe there’s some truth to those rumors about Taylor and Calvin Harris getting married after all!