Ariel Winter: I Hope Taylor Swift Likes Her Boobs!

Ariel Winter. Taylor Swift. Boobs. Plastic Surgery.

*sits back and waits for the Internet to explode*

We assume if you’re still reading this, society has been rebuilt in the wake of the apocalyptic SEO orgy that resulted from Ariel Winter talking about Taylor Swift’s boobs.

Good work, society!

Now, it might seem like a bad idea to revisit the disaster that brought us to this point, but we’re guessing you could use a break after all that planet repopulating you’ve been doing.

Anyway, as most important things do, it all started with Ariel Winter’s boobs.

Obviously, the Modern Family star’s breasts play a large (no pun intended) role in her massive (okay, pun intended that time) social media popularity.

But she’s considered something of an authority on all things boob-related for different reasons.

As you may know, Winter underwent breast reduction surgery last year, and she’s spoken openly about the experience on multiple occasions.

Maybe that’s why interviewers feel comfortable asking the 18-year-old about boobs. We’re not sure.

In any event, here’s what Ariel had to say about rumors that Taylor Swift got breast implants:

“It took me a while to accept myself and I just hope that girls can learn to accept themselves however big or small their breasts are.

“And I have to say if Taylor Swift did get her boobs done then good for her if she felt like she wanted to.”

So there you have it.

Not really all that incendiary, and yet the whole situation left you using a rock to fight your neighbors off from a half a discarded Big Mac you found in a dumpster.

Crazy world we live in.

You gonna finish that Big Mac?

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Charlotte McKinney, Huge Boobs Get Cheated on By Stephen Dorff

For reasons that remain unclear, Charlotte McKinney was in a relationship with actor and professional vape bro Stephen Dorff for over a year.

For reasons that are even more baffling, Dorff was reportedly unfaithful to McKinney and her giant boobs.

In a way, we suppose we should be thanking him, because sources say Dorff’s infidelity has prompted McKinney to kick him to the curb, meaning the woman who is perpetually referred to as “the next Kate Upton” is back on the market.

“He was fooling around with other women,” a source close to the model tells Page Six.

“Charlotte has been dating Stephen for a while, but he carried on ­texting other women and inviting them over to his house on the beach in Malibu.”

Apparently, the final straw came earlier this month when Dorff enjoyed the company of some very friendly house guests.

“July Fourth weekend … there were all these random people in his house. Charlotte has had enough of him,” the insider says.

The insider adds that Charlotte – who will appear in the upcoming Baywatch movie and just launched a new campaign for Guess – plans to focus on her career and remain single for a while.

Other sources have indicated that Charlotte’s on-again, off-again relationship with David Spade is back on again.

Yes, Ms. McKinney seems to have a thing for guys several decades her senior whom she towers over in heels.

We’re guessing their policy is to just not question it.

Whatever the reason, if you’re middle-aged and a bit on the short side, this could be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for.

Just make sure you’re a famous millionaire.

That part is probably non-negotiable.

Ariel Winter: Check Out My Butt & My Friend"s Boobs!

Ariel Winter is currently in Tennessee filming a movie in which she co-stars with Burt Reynolds.

Normally, that wouldn’t be news, but Ariel keeps posting on-set photos like this:

What’s going on here? 

We’re not exactly sure, but we think Ariel herself has the best explanation:

“A lot of [cake Emoji] is being shown between @nikkiblonsky and I during this late night shoot.”

Cake Emoji, indeed.

You might remember Nikki Blonsky from her lead role in 2007’s Hairspray.

She’s apparently also starring in this upcoming flick with Ariel and Burt, which we like to think is called The Cake Party.

(*considers doing cursory amount of research to find out actual title, decides cake is what’s really important here*)

If you follow Ms. Winter on Instagram, you know that racy pics are an almost daily occurrence (and for that, we thank her), but this one is different.

For one, she’s taking an artsy black-and-white candid approach.

On top of that the focus here is Ariel’s butt.

Given that Ariel’s boobs are a big (no pun intended) part of the reason that she’s racked up (okay, pun intended this time) 2 million Instagram followers, whenever she flips the script on us like this, it’s like watching Michael Jordan play baseball.

Actually, it’s much, much better than watching Michael Jordan play baseball.

It’s more like Ariel is a full-blown double threat like Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders.

Someday we’ll tell our grandchildren about what this woman accomplished on Instagram.

For now, we’ll just sit back and marvel at God’s work.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Chrissy Teigen Grabs Her Boobs in the BEST Splash Mountain Pic Ever!

If there was ever a supermodel we’d want to grab a beer with, it would be Chrissy Teigen for sure, because the woman is funny as hell.

The new mom recently took to Instagram to share a hilarious pic from a recent trip to Disneyland.

In it, she clutches her boobs and screams during a log ride descent on Splash Mountain as husband John Legend appears to just be having a good old time.

“MY MILK,” she wrote alongside the photo.

Best. Caption. Ever.

I think we could all agree it’s one of the most epic automated Splash Mountain candids ever, as well. The timing alone is impeccable.

As for why Chrissy was so protective of her mammaries, I’ve never heard that a steep, rapid plunge on a mechanized water ride could cause your breast milk to spray uncontrollably, but she clearly had cause for concern.

Chrissy and John welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, in April, and the model recently shared how she really felt about breastfeeding.

“If you kind of do the math, you’re kind of breastfeeding for 10 hours a day, total,” Teigen explained.  

“It’s very loving and sweet, but it’s not easy,” she said.

“It’s hard to work your entire day around getting her the nourishment she needs because they are just little animals.”

“They just use you for your milk and you just feel like you are just a cow all day,” Chrissy added.

On Father’s Day, Chrissy shared a pic of little Luna and included a heartfelt shout out to her husband.

“Happy Father’s Day to the most perfect man Luna and I could ever ask for,” she wrote. “Since the day she was born, you’ve done every bottle with me, woken up with me to keep me company through every night.”

These three sound like the perfect family.

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Farrah Abraham: I"m NOT a Porn Star! Now Look at My Boobs...

It’s been an interesting week in the life of Farrah Abraham.

Of course, for better or worse, that’s probably true of every week in her life.

The photo above shows Farrah at a Vegas pool party along with her friend and rumored co-star, Toochi Kash.

Co-star in what, you ask?

Well, there were rumors that Farrah was making a second sex tape, this one of the girl-on-girl variety.

Moments ago, Farrah denied the rumor with one of her signature Palin-esque word salads:

“Oh boy #TMZ at it again #girlsjustwannahavefun boss needs to Twerk Not Work.”

“#TMZ comedy hour …. 😂😂😂…. I love imaginary news brightens my day from the boredom of blah they talk about #bikini #twerk #work #pooltime #friends #friendgoals #girlsquadgoals.”

Of course, while she was doing that, Farrah was also posting stuff like this on Snapchat … 

You see, Ms. Abraham has a strange agenda going on.

She doesn’t want anyone saying Farrah Abraham is a porn star, and yet she still wants to make a living by taking her clothes off.

It’s a tough spot.

If only she had something else to fall back on.

Oh, wait she’s a reality star with like 18 businesses, including an online furniture store.

The point is, the girl’s not exactly hard up for cash – she just knows T&A is the cheapest form of advertising there is.

Savvy businesswoman, or shameless opportunist? 

You be the judge.

Ariel Winter Brings Giant Boobs to High School Graduation Party

Ariel Winter graduated high school this week.

As we reported earlier, she’ll be enrolling as a full-time student at UCLA, but she plans to continue acting on Modern Family until the conclusion of the series, which should take place some time after the sun engulfs the Earth, bringing the grand human experience to an end.

But even if she were to retire from public life altogether, we think Ariel might find it difficult to quietly blend into the background of campus life.

For one, even though she’s only 18, she’s been on a popular network television show since the time when the earliest ancestors of man first learned to tame the wilderness around them and bring in advertising revenue with bland, mockumentary-style sitcoms.

Also, there’s the fact that Ariel has huge boobs.

Fortunately, Ariel doesn’t seem to shy away from the attention her ginormous breasts bring her.

Unfortunately for her lower back, however, she’s already had breast reduction surgery and they’re still Christina Hendricks-like in proportion.

Anyway, the photo above is from a graduation party hosted by Ariel’s school.

Something tells us she’ll be sorely missed by at least half of her fellow classmates.

We’re surprised Schuyler and Hunter’s High School didn’t rename all its teams the Twins and make Ariel’s boobs the official mascots.

There’s still time to fix that error, of course.

You don’t want to be on the wrong side of history on this one, Schuyler and Hunter’s!

It’s bad enough you’re a high school that sounds like a pair of yuppie toddlers.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 25 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Charlotte McKinney Flaunts Giant Boobs, Makes World a Better Place

It seems everywhere you look these days, there’s nothing but bad news and heated disagreements on everything from who should be president to what sort of punishment one should receive for punching LeBron James in the balls.

Fortunately, there are still a few issues that we can all agree on.

Obviously, chief among them is that fact that Charlotte McKinney’s boobs are huge and awesome.

The model posted the above photo to Instagram yesterday, and though all pictures are worth a thousand words this image requires only one: Daaaaaayum!

She captioned it with something about a modeling shoot for Guess, but really, posting a pic like that and then expecting us to read and comprehend words is asking a bit much.

Alright, so it’s not as epic as the sight of Charlotte McKinney nude.

And it’s certainly not as awesome as Charlotte McKinney nude in GIF form.

View Slideshow: 33 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs

But at the end of the day, Charlotte is a model, and well, sometimes models have to wear clothes.

In fact, it’s sort of a key part of their job description.

Obviously, the focal point here is Ms. McKinney’s massive breasts, but a surprising percentage of the comments are devoted to praising her legs.

We guess she’s got something for everyone.

Unfortunately for her employers, exactly no one is talking about the clothes Charlotte is wearing.

We guess modeling is sort of an ironic gig, when you think about it.

Charlotte McKinney Flaunts Giant Boobs, Makes World a Better Place

It seems everywhere you look these days, there’s nothing but bad news and heated disagreements on everything from who should be president to what sort of punishment one should receive for punching LeBron James in the balls.

Fortunately, there are still a few issues that we can all agree on.

Obviously, chief among them is that fact that Charlotte McKinney’s boobs are huge and awesome.

The model posted the above photo to Instagram yesterday, and though all pictures are worth a thousand words this image requires only one: Daaaaaayum!

She captioned it with something about a modeling shoot for Guess, but really, posting a pic like that and then expecting us to read and comprehend words is asking a bit much.

Alright, so it’s not as epic as the sight of Charlotte McKinney nude.

And it’s certainly not as awesome as Charlotte McKinney nude in GIF form.

View Slideshow: 33 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs

But at the end of the day, Charlotte is a model, and well, sometimes models have to wear clothes.

In fact, it’s sort of a key part of their job description.

Obviously, the focal point here is Ms. McKinney’s massive breasts, but a surprising percentage of the comments are devoted to praising her legs.

We guess she’s got something for everyone.

Unfortunately for her employers, exactly no one is talking about the clothes Charlotte is wearing.

We guess modeling is sort of an ironic gig, when you think about it.

Kim Kardashian: That Time Her Boobs Popped Out At The Opera

There’s no doubt that she looked incredible AF in a form-fitting Vivienne Westwood gown.

So incredible that her boobs could handle it.

On May 22nd, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were part of an illustrious set fortunate enough to attend the May 22nd premiere of Sofia Coppola and Valentino’s La Traviata at Teatro Dell’Opera in Rome, Italy. 

As Kardashian made her way through the opera house, witnesses could help but notice that she was struggling amidst her sartorial splendor.

“Her cup had runneth over,” a source told Page Six.

“She spent the whole time adjusting her bust. One boob kept popping out, in front of all the Italian counts and countesses.” 

Oh, like they’ve never seen a boob before!

As Kardashian held up her phone to record her surroundings, some of her Spanx poked out from underneath the dress slit.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian, Giant Boobs Attend Vogue 100 Gala

In spite or (or because of) Kardashian’s minor wardrobe malfunctions, other guests were doing whatever they could to catch a glimpse of the reality star in person.

“There was a time when people were excited to see the royals,” one aristocrat was overhead saying.

“Now they just trip over us to get to Kim Kardashian.” 

Other esteemed guests included Crown Prince Pavlos and Crown Princess Marie Chantal of Greece and Denmark, Keira Knightley, Monica Bellucci, Eugenie Niarchos, Ginevra Elkann, Bianca Brandolini, and famed polo player/Ralph Lauren model, Nacho Figueras.

“You’ve never seen a more beautifully dressed group of people,” another guest told the column.

Kardashian, however, stole the show.

“Kim and [husband] Kanye West were sitting behind Elizabeth Hurley and people were just climbing over Liz to get to Kim,” another source recalled.

“Not to talk to her, just to stare at her.”

West and Kardashian spent a few days in Rome to celebrate their two-year anniversary; the couple married in Florence on May 24th in front of a massive flower wall after two days of celebrating with friends and family in Paris and Versailles.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 11 Invaluable Life Lessons She Taught Us

Kim Kardashian, Giant Boobs Attend Vogue 100 Gala

We have a new Kim Kardashian nude sighting!

Almost!

The reality star attended the Vogue 100 Festival in London, England this week and she did so while wearing a dress that left VERY little to the imagination.

Even by her often-risque standards.

Click through the photos below for a look at Kim’s ultra-sheer embroidered gown, an ensemble that included a khaki belt, platform sandals and slicked-back hair.

But why do we somehow doubt anyone was focusing on those accessories?

1. Kim Kardashian at Vogue Gala

Kim Kardashian arrives here for the Vogue 100 Gala in London. Really, she might as well be naked, right?

2. Kim Kardashian Nearly Bares All

That’s a nice dress, Kim Kardashian. We’re just speaking here for millions of men around the globe.

3. Kim Kardashian is Not Very Shy

Kim Kardashian is at the Vogue 100 Festival in this photo. As you can see, she brought her large boobs with her.

4. A Wink from Kanye

HA! Check out the expression on Kanye West’s face in the background here. He knows he’s gonna go home and give it to his wife, Kim Kardashian.

5. Kim Kardashian Barely Covers Up

Kim Kardashian wore one of her most revealing outfits ever at the Vogue 100 Festival in England. What do you think of it?

6. Kim Kardashian at Vogue Event

This is a nice close-up of Kim Kardashian at the Vogue 100 Festival in London, England. Is any guy out there actually looking at her face?

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Ariel Winter Flaunts Giant Boobs, Tiny Waist on Instagram

As you probably already know, Ariel Winter has giant boobs.

Even if you’re not familiar with the actress from her work on Modern Family, there’s a good chance you’ve seen one of the many viral pics from her increasingly popular Instagram page.

As you can see, there are two good reasons why Ariel is so popular on social media.

We’re talking, of course, about her impeccably clean bathroom and her remarkable taste in hand towels.

But in all seriousness, we’ve seen Ariel’s breasts on a number of occasions, but somehow we’ve never noticed how tiny her waist is before.

What’s really remarkable (aside from the fact that the girl can stand up) is that this is what Ariel’s Barbie-doll like figure looks like after she underwent breast reduction surgery.

Obviously this isn’t quite as epic as when the many Ariel bikini photos that her most recent vacation yielded, but we’re pretty sure the girl could make a burlap sack with arm and head holes look sexy.

Unfortunately, there’s this odd thing that goes on in her IG comments where it appears that her followers are like 50% pervs (natch) and the other 50% are very vocal weirdos with some political agenda to push.

Oddly, there’s a lot of misogyny from a-holes who think Ariel needs to “cover herself up, gosh darn it!”

Never mind that they’re the ones scrolling through an 18-year-old woman’s Instagram page; the more important point here is that she is covered up!

In her most scantily-clad pics she’s wearing outfits that you could see on any beach in America on any of the day in the summer.

(Okay, maybe not in, like…Juneau or something.)

In fact, that’s the case on just about every page on Instagram!

The site has been known to delete breast feeding photos, so you can be pretty sure that hardcore porn isn’t getting through.

And don’t get us started on the ridiculousness of deleting breast feeding photos.

We don’t like to slip into full Andy Rooney/Dennis Miller rant mode right before naptime, and there are some kids on our lawn who need shooing.

Boob rant over.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 25 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Emilia Clarke Talks Game of Thrones Nude Scene: Those Weren"t Stunt Boobs!

Back in March, actor Ian McShane ruffled some feathers when he referred to Game of Thrones as a show about “t-ts and dragons.”

While some fans understandably felt that explanation was a tad simplistic, the show has gotten a lot of mileage out of both exposed breasts and fire-breathing beasts in the past.

Throughout the first third of Season 6, however, we saw very little of either, a fact the show partially made up for on last night’s episode.

Not only were we treated to a scene of fiery badass vengeance, we witnessed the triumphant return of Emilia Clarke’s boobs.

Given Clarke’s stance on Game of Thrones nudity, many assumed the scene was shot with the help of a body double and some CGI wizardry.

It’s a technique the show famously used during Lena Headey’s walk of shame in Season 5.

However, in this case, it seems Dany’s breasts have little in common with her dragons:

Not only are they far more reliable in a crisis, they’re real life flesh and blood.

Yes, despite seemingly swearing off nude scenes several years ago, Clarke bared her literally smoking body once again last night.

She even confirmed that what we saw was 100% her in a pre-show interview with Entertainment Weekly:

“I’d like to remind people the last time I took my clothes off was season 3,” she told the mag.

“That was a while ago. It’s now season 6. But this is all me, all proud, all strong. I’m just feeling genuinely happy I said ‘Yes.’ That ain’t no body double!”

Despite the fact that it looked as though hundreds of stunned Dothraki were looking on, Clarke said the scene was actually shot on a closed set with a skeleton crew.

“Taking off my clothes is not the easiest thing, but with the magic of the effects, I don’t have to do a season 1 and go on a cliff and do it,” she noted. “I’m in control of it.”

Last year, Clarke clarified her position on sex scenes, saying that she was comfortable disrobing on camera, but didn’t want to be defined by it:

“It’s difficult to be misquoted and it’s nice to have something like Instagram to say the truth,” Clarke says. “How many times has [Daario actor] Michiel Huisman been asked about the fact he’s taken his clothes off a bunch?

“Is that even a discussion? No. So I’m doing it this year and people can talk about it and I’m ready to answer any questions about it, basically.”

So there you have it. Maybe now that the nudity is out of the way, we can focus on the fact that Badass Dany is back, bringing foes to their knees without the help of her trusty dragons.

Watch Game of Thrones online to relive all of the show’s stunning climaxes … and yes, there’s plenty of boobs and dragons, too.

View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 4 Photos: Littlefinger Be Schemin’

Kylie Jenner: My Boobs and I Are Single Again!

It’s official: Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up. Like, for real this time.

There have been several indications, but perhaps the surest sign is Kylie’s latest Instagram post:

To the untrained eye, it’s just another of the many, many photos of Kylie’s boobs that the 18-year-old has posted to social media.

But to those of us willing to dig deeper (and probably end up on a few government watchlists as a result), there’s more to this pic than just a famous young woman flashing her barely legal cleavage.

You see, that photo isn’t new; it wasn’t posted on throwback Thursday; and Kylie didn’t acknowledge that it’s from last year when she re-posted it a few hours.

Interestingly, the first time that it appeared online was on Tyga’s Instagram page on Kylie’s 18th birthday.

This leads us to two conclusions (Hey, we warned you were about to go crazy in-depth with this sh-t.):

View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

First, it tells us that this is a photo that Kylie has previously used to mark the beginning of a new chapter in her life.

If you recall, there was a crazy amount of media attention devoted to Kylie turning 18, just as there’s now a big to-do about Kylie and Tyga’s breakup.

If pics of Kylie’s cleavage were Rorschach tests, this one would be telling us, “Look out, world! I’m single again and I have boobs!” or something.

Second, we imagine it’s no coincidence that this photo was first posted by Tyga.

Kylie seems to be taking a page from Kourtney Kardashian’s book by tormenting her ex with the raciest photos in her repertoire.

It’s an effective strategy, and if Tyga plays this like the intricate game of chess that it is, he’ll counter by liking a bunch of pics on a random model’s page, or allowing himself to be photographed with some one-night stand.

We’ll continue paying far too close attention to this so that you can go about living one of those “life” things we’re always hearing about.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: 43 Raciest Instagram Pics of 2015!

Ariel Winter Flaunts HUGE Boobs at Coachella, Internet Rejoices

Ariel Winter is the Internet’s obsession of the moment, and we can think of at least two reasons why…

Yes, if you weren’t aware, Ms. Winter has huge boobs.

In fact, she recently underwent a breast reduction surgery, and they’re still really, really, really quite large.

Ariel attended Coachella over the weekend, and like the many other celebs who decamped to Indio, CA to shell out major bucks for VIP tickets so they could rock out to bands they’d never heard of, she rocked a flesh-baring rich hippie look.

At this point in her career, however, Ariel could stack a dozen flower crowns on top of a four-foot tall Native American headdress, and everyone’s eyes would still go right for the assets that have made her a living legend on Instagram.

Her followers’ somewhat troubling (The girl’s only 18.), but equally understandable obsession really kicked off when Ariel wore a low-cut dress on Easter Sunday and posted some revealing photos of it on social media.

Shortly thereafter, Ariel went on a spring break vacation in the Bahamas, and the resulting photos of her butt in a bikini were an instant hit because the Internet is basically a globally-connected creepy uncle.

Over the weekend, Ariel shared the pics from her Coachella experience, and by now, she certainly knows what kind of response she’ll get.

Maybe she enjoys the attention; maybe it weirds her out, but whatever the case, she shouldn’t have to refrain from posting whatever kind of pics she wants just because her followers have the mentality of a late-’80s Howard Stern.

We encourage Ariel to keep posting pics like this one for as long as she feels like it.

Not because of her Jessica Rabbit-like curves (although we’re certainly fans of those), but because it’s her right, and in today’s age of sex tapes and dick pics, this is downright tame by comparison.

Besides there are way worse things one can get into at Coachella.

We’ll start worrying when Ariel starts posting pics of her popping Molly with Lindsay Lohan.

Til then, we’ll just assume that she’s doing fine.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 25 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Kim Kardashian Attends Friends" Wedding, Makes It About Her Boobs

Kim Kardashian has a knack for making every motherloving event that has ever happened all about her.

That time Kendall Jenner told her she was pregnant, Kim made it about her.

That time Rob Kardashian got engaged, Kim made it about her.

And that time Prince died, yeah, Kim managed to make that about her, too.

So why should the nuptials of club owner Dave Grutman and model Isabela Rangel be any different?

A wedding is supposed to be a celebration of the couple who are taking the most important step of their lives together, but if Kim"s there, she"s taking out her boobs and making sure no one forgets them.

Kim attended the wedding clad in black lingerie with her husband Kanye West, who probably encouraged her, and her sister Kourtney Kardashian.

And here it is. The wedding that was about Kim"s boobs, in photos.

1. Here’s Kim’s boobs in the car, on the way to the wedding with Kanye

She captioned this pic, “My cutie,” and we’re not clear if she is referring to Kanye or her left boob.

2. And here they are from the bottom

When something is so obnoxious there are no words to describe it. That.

3. Oh look, Kim’s boobs posed for a shot with the bride

“Get out of here, bride’s boobs, I’m movin’ in.” – Kim’s boobs.

4. Here’s Kim treating an ice cream cone like the world’s most delectable penis

The boobs need nourishment.

5. Wedding schmedding. I’m shooting a softcore porno.

I always eat cotton candy this way.

6. Uh oh, she got the hubs all hot and bothered

Hey, your friends are trying to get married, you stupid a**holes.

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Emily Ratajkowski on Instagram: Check Out My Butt and Boobs!

Sure, you knew about Emily Ratajkowski’s giant breasts, but were you aware that she also has a butt?

It’s true. We’ve done the research.

But at times we felt like the crazy scientist in the disaster movie, flailing our arms, unable to capture the attention of a populace preoccupied by the much larger butts of prominent reality stars.

Fortunately, Emily made our ass alertness campaign much easier today by posting the slightly painful-looking wedgie photo on the left.

Then, just because Emily Ratajkowski is the greatest humanitarian of our time, she threw in the pic of her epic boobs on the right.

You may remember that Emily recently posed topless with Kim Kardashian as a show of feminine solidarity.

Kim may regret that pic now that she knows she knows she’s got competition for the Booty Queen throne.

Make no mistake, there’s a war going on here, and Emily just unveiled her weapon of ass destruction.

Bigger isn’t always better, and EmRat’s butt just might be the sort of Rocky-esque underdog who could snatch the title of Internet’s Favorite Ass from Mrs. Kardashian-West’s world-famous ‘donk.

As for the pic on the right, well that’s just the sort of goodness Emily has been offering up for years.

And (as Daniel Tosh would say) for that, we thank her.

Kylie Jenner Has Eyes for Boobs and Rainbow Braids

Coachella is a time when folks can wear ridiculous getups and still get put on a best-dressed list.

Kylie Jenner is taking advantage of the theme and rocking a bikini with giant, heavily lashed eyes on the boobies and a matching giant eyeball right smack in the middle of her uterus.

To accent the look, she’s sporting blue fuzzy slippers and long, multi-hued braids.

She’s 18 and rich. The girl can get away with it.

Kylie has been having a grand old time at this year’s festival with her sister, Kendall Jenner, and her sister Kourtney Kardashian’s ex and baby daddy, Scott Disick.

The three were spotted partying together during day one of Coachella, hanging out and dancing during a performance by rapper Post Malone.

Kylie and Kendall’s older sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are not at the festival this year, although Kim shared a list of her “festival essentials” earlier this week, which included a weed pipe masquerading as a cigarette.

Maybe she lent it to Kylie.

Yesterday, the lip kit entrepreneur sported long orange locks to the festival, accompanied by a rather ho-hum ensemble consisting of a white crop top and cutoff jeans.

At least today’s getup is a tad more of an eye-opener.

View Slideshow: Coachella 2016: The Stars Party Down!

2016 MTV Movie Awards: Teen Mom Boobs & Actual Celebs

Sure, Chris Pratt, Cara Delevingne and Charlize Theron were on the red carpet at the 2016 MTV Movie Awards, but who cares because Kailyn Lowry"s new boobs showed up!  

Ok let"s take a looksie at last night"s red carpet arrivals.

The 2016 MTV Movie Awards airs tonight (April 10) at 8pm ET/PT.

1. Kailyn Lowry

Lowry debute her post-surgery body last night on the red carpet.

2. Rebel Wilson

Wilson will play Ursula in a live production of ‘The Little Mermaid’ on June 3rd.

3. Chris Pratt

What a specimen.

4. Charlize Theron

Theron, who stars in the upcoming ‘The Huntsman: Winter’s War, wore Alexander Mcqueen.

5. Emilia Clarke

Emilia Clarke attends the 2016 MTV Movie Awards at Warner Bros. Studios on April 9, 2016 in Burbank, California.

6. Farrah Speaks to Reporters

Farrah Abraham speaks to reporters on the red carpet at the 2016 MTV Movie Awards at Warner Bros. Studios on April 9, 2016 in Burbank, California.

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