Friday, June 17, 2016

Farrah Abraham: I"m NOT a Porn Star! Now Look at My Boobs...

It’s been an interesting week in the life of Farrah Abraham.



Of course, for better or worse, that’s probably true of every week in her life.



The photo above shows Farrah at a Vegas pool party along with her friend and rumored co-star, Toochi Kash.


Co-star in what, you ask?


Well, there were rumors that Farrah was making a second sex tape, this one of the girl-on-girl variety.


Moments ago, Farrah denied the rumor with one of her signature Palin-esque word salads:


“Oh boy #TMZ at it again #girlsjustwannahavefun boss needs to Twerk Not Work.”


“#TMZ comedy hour …. 😂😂😂…. I love imaginary news brightens my day from the boredom of blah they talk about #bikini #twerk #work #pooltime #friends #friendgoals #girlsquadgoals.”


Of course, while she was doing that, Farrah was also posting stuff like this on Snapchat … 



You see, Ms. Abraham has a strange agenda going on.


She doesn’t want anyone saying Farrah Abraham is a porn star, and yet she still wants to make a living by taking her clothes off.


It’s a tough spot.


If only she had something else to fall back on.


Oh, wait she’s a reality star with like 18 businesses, including an online furniture store.


The point is, the girl’s not exactly hard up for cash – she just knows T&A is the cheapest form of advertising there is.


Savvy businesswoman, or shameless opportunist? 


You be the judge.