Sure, you knew about Emily Ratajkowski’s giant breasts, but were you aware that she also has a butt?
It’s true. We’ve done the research.
But at times we felt like the crazy scientist in the disaster movie, flailing our arms, unable to capture the attention of a populace preoccupied by the much larger butts of prominent reality stars.
Fortunately, Emily made our ass alertness campaign much easier today by posting the slightly painful-looking wedgie photo on the left.
Then, just because Emily Ratajkowski is the greatest humanitarian of our time, she threw in the pic of her epic boobs on the right.
You may remember that Emily recently posed topless with Kim Kardashian as a show of feminine solidarity.
Kim may regret that pic now that she knows she knows she’s got competition for the Booty Queen throne.
Make no mistake, there’s a war going on here, and Emily just unveiled her weapon of ass destruction.
Bigger isn’t always better, and EmRat’s butt just might be the sort of Rocky-esque underdog who could snatch the title of Internet’s Favorite Ass from Mrs. Kardashian-West’s world-famous ‘donk.
As for the pic on the right, well that’s just the sort of goodness Emily has been offering up for years.
And (as Daniel Tosh would say) for that, we thank her.