Calvin Harris Dating Tinashe as Taylor Swift Hell Week Continues

In case you somehow missed it, Taylor Swift is having the worst week ever.

It’s been feud, followed by scandal, followed by public humiliation for Taylor ever since the world learned that Swift and Calvin Harris fought over a song before their recent breakup.

That was followed by the “Taylor Swift is Over Party” on Twitter, during which Katy Perry and other rivals reveled in what they perceived as the singer’s downfall.

It was arguably the low point of the signer’s career up to that time.

And it was quickly followed by another round of bombshells:

On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim went off on Taylor for lying about being blindsided by the unflattering lyrics to Kanye West’s “Famous.”

Shortly thereafter, Kim Snapchatted video of a phone conversation in which Kanye and Taylor discussed the lyrics, thus exposing Taylor as being at least partially dishonest on the matter.

Devastating stuff from a PR angle.

But if you thought that would be the end of Swift’s embarrassment, think again:

Page Six is now reporting that Swift’s ex Calvin Harris is officially dating popular 23-year-old singer Tinashe:

“They have been seeing each other on the DL,” a source tells the tabloid.

“It’s only been weeks, so it’s still pretty casual right now.”

For the uninitiated, Tinashe’s debut studio album Aquarius became a modest hit thanks in part to A-list collaborations from the likes of Calvin.

Now, the young songstress can add “contributor to #TaylorSwiftHellWeek” to her list of accomplishments.

Good for her!

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Calvin Harris to Haters: Huh? I Can"t See You!

Calvin Harris is already the most popular DJ on the planet.

At the rate he’s going, however, Harris may soon be the most popular social media user on the planet as well.

Earlier this week, Harris WENT OFF on Taylor Swift.

He laid into the singer like no one ever has before, responding to accusations that Swift actually wrote Harris’ hit single, “This is What You Came For.”

After remaining mostly silent despite Taylor moving immediately on from him to Tom Hiddleston, Harris could not sit back idly while his professional reputation was called into question.

“I figure if you’re happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do,” he wrote, piling it on as follows:

“I know you’re off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I’m not that guy, sorry. I won’t allow it.

“Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you’ve earned a great one.”

Game, set, match, Calvin Harris, right?

The DJ-producer has received praise for his attack on Swift from those who have believed for awhile that she’s fake a manipulative.

Heck, an entire trend broke out on Twitter that centers on critics celebrating the end of her reign:

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Singer’s Downfall

But Harris must have heard some backlash from some Taylor supporters, considering his most recent Tweet.

In response to continual Calvin shared a photo of a ma with spoons covering their eyes.

“Really me,” he added alongside one image, which he eventually deleted.

What the heck is this?

It appears to be a reference to Vine star Brandon Bowen’s viral “blocking out the haters” video.

In Bowen’s July 2014 footage, which has been viewed over two million views, the YouTube sensation places spoons over his eyes and tells the camera:

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there. I was busy blocking out the haters.”

Check it out here:

Blocking Out the Haters

Harris, of course, should not have any haters.

He’s said virtually nothing since getting dumped by Swift, allegedly over the phone.

He continued to remain quiet even after Swift started flaunting her supposedly real relationship with Hiddleston in everyone’s face.

Finally, after his professional integrity was called into question, Harris snapped… but even his vicious Tweets aimed at Swift were written in a reasonable manner.

So go ahead and remove those spoons from your eyes, Calvin.

You have no reason to hide.

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Katy Perry Throws MAJOR Shade at Taylor Swift Following Calvin Harris Rant

In case you somehow haven’t heard, it’s been a rough day for Taylor Swift.

It all started when TMZ reported that Taylor dumped Calvin Harris as a direct result of a dispute involving his hit song “This Is What You Came For.”

Things really turned ugly when Harris confirmed the rumors and slammed Swift in a lengthy Twitter rant.

Harris’ tirade resulted in the “Taylor Swift Is Over Party,” in which angry members of Team Calvin reveled in what they perceived to be the downfall of one of the world’s most successful singers.

Throughout the “party” we couldn’t help but wonder what Taylor’s most famous rival, Katy Perry, thought about the situation.

Well, as expected KP is finally offering some insights into her take on Taylor’s terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day.

And naturally, she used her favorite method of communication – the Hillary Clinton meme:

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— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016

In case that shade was too subtle for you, Katy also retweeted a post that she originally wrote back in May that reads:

“Time, the ultimate truth teller.”

Yes, it seems no one is enjoying the post-Taylor party more than Katy.

Mind you, Taylor isn’t actually “over” – very far from it, in fact.

She is – and will likely remain for the foreseeable future – one of the most popular entertainers on the planet.

But with 90 million followers, Katy is the undisputed Queen of Twitter.

And as they proved today, her Katy Cats have claws.

View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift

Calvin Harris SLAMS Taylor Swift in Outraged Twitter Rant!

Earlier today, we reported on the rumor that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift fought over a song they had co-written together prior to their breakup.

Moments ago, Harris not only confirmed those reports but revealed that the breakup between the two mega-stars wasn’t as amicable as previously thought.

Harris started out on a positive note, retweeting an article about the secret collaboration and adding:

“And she sings on a little bit of it too 🙃Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual.”

Then things took a bit of an odd turn:

“I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym,” he continued.

“Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though.”

From there, Harris really got personal:

“I figure if you’re happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do.

“I know you’re off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I’m not that guy, sorry. I won’t allow it.

“Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you’ve earned a great one.”

Yes, despite wrapping things up with a compliment, Calvin really dug in, even going so far as to reference Taylor’s feud with Katy Perry.

His remark that Swift tried to “bury” Perry is likely the closest we’ll get (aside from Katy’s tweet comparing Taylor to Regina George) to an insider confirmation that Taylor was the real mean girl in that situation.

Between this and her feud with Kim Kardashian, it’s shaping up to be quite the drama-filled summer for Taylor.

We’re hoping for an entire album of diss tracks by fall.

View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift: Did She Dump Calvin Harris Because of a Song?!

By this point, just about everyone on the planet knows that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are broken up, and the former has moved on to a remarkably fast-moving relationship with Tom Hiddleston.

But it’s still not clear exactly why Swift and Harris called it quits.

Fortunately, TMZ is basically what you’d get if Sherlock Holmes was willing to pay sources, and the site claims to have figured out the cause of Taylor and Calvin’s unexpected split.

Despite reports to the contrary, insiders say Taylor never cheated on Harris with Hiddleston, but the couple didn’t just gradually grow apart, either.

There was a definitive breaking point – and surprisingly, it came as a result of Taylor helping Calvin out with a song.

Sources say Calvin’s latest single, “This Is What You Came For”, was co-written with Taylor, but at the time the new couple didn’t want anyone to know they’d collaborated for fear of overshadowing the song.

In fact, the club hit reportedly sprang from a melody that Taylor came up with, recorded on her iPhone, and shared with Calvin.

Despite arguably being the primary creative force behind the song, Taylor didn’t want to be mentioned in any of the promotional material.

Instead, Taylor adopted a pseudonym, Nils Sjoberg, for her co-writing credit.

Despite her apparent selflessness in giving Harris sole rights to the song, however, Taylor was reportedly blindsided when she saw this:

Calvin Harris on Working With Taylor Swift

That’s a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest in which Harris says he and Taylor “haven’t even spoken about collaborating.”

This, despite the fact that at that point, they’d already written “Came For” together.

Sources say Calvin went too far in his denial, and Taylor’s feelings were hurt.

A few days later, Taylor attended the 2016 Met Gala by herself, where she danced with Hiddleston.

The rest, as they say, is history.

View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift

Calvin Harris Flaunts Junk in a Speedo After Taylor Swift Breakup!

When Taylor Swift dumped Calvin Harris then immediately moved on with Tom Hiddleston, some folks were confused.

What does she see in that dude? fans wondered.

Then suddenly some sexy underwear pics of Hiddleston hit the internet and everyone went, “Ohhh. Now we get it.”

Not to be outdone, Calvin wants to remind the world that he, too, has a smokin’ hot body and is now posing in a Speedo to prove it.

Oh, hey there, Calvin. Nice revenge body.

We think Calvin might single-handedly make Speedos popular in the U.S., where the mankinis were previously regarded as sorta cheesy – unless you were drunk off strawberry daiquiris in Miami.

But if anyone can rock a tighty bluey, it’s Calvin, because that body is perfection.

It’s unclear if he’s rubbing his nipples in the pic or pointing toward his shattered heart, but he seems to be sending a message to Tay-Tay: Tom Hiddlewhatever’s got nothin’ on me!

While the DJ initially remained publicly civil about the breakup, he changed his tune once pics of Taylor kissing Hiddleston surfaced.

Since then, he deleted all photos of Taylor from his account and unfollowed her on social media.

Then yesterday, Calvin took to Twitter for a mini-rant and told fans that his ex “controlled the media and this situation” and he “had no idea what was going on,” adding, “so that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”

He also declared that he was now “FREE” and all but confirmed to a fan that Taylor broke up with him to be with the British actor.

Calvin later deleted these posts, proving that celebs often impulsively tweet then regret it…

…Or that the coven of PR pros that orchestrated this whole breakup/cheating?/broken heart/new man/promotion of a hot new star thing are doing a masterful job of audience manipulation.

View Slideshow: Tom Hiddleston: 8 Things to Know About Taylor Swift’s New Bae

Calvin Harris on Taylor Swift Split: SHE Dumped ME!

Calvin Harris is no longer a member of Taylor Swift’s romantic squad.

And the DJ has now given us a pretty clear idea how he feels about that.

Shortly after news broke that his 15-month relationship with Swift was over, Harris took the high road.

He issued a Tweet in response to rumors and innuendo that said simply:

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect.”

Sweet re-Tweeted this message and it seemed like an amicable break-up between the stars.

But then…well…. Swift was caught kissing Tom Hiddleston in public, mere weeks after she and Harris called it quits.

Asked about her ex-girlfriend’s immediate rebound, Harris was a bit less respectful, telling a paparazzi member last week:

“All good, she’s just doing her thing.”

Doing her thing. That’s a casual, passive aggressive way of saying Taylor’s “thing” is to go from guy to guy.

Calvin Harris BREAKS SILENCE on Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Photos!

Now, based on screenshots of his account taken by fans, the producer/DJ, 32, has opened up even more about what things were like as Swift’s boyfriend.

In response to a few follower questions, Harris wrote that Swift “controlled the media and this situation. I had no idea what was going on.

“So that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”

When a fan asked why Calvin unfollowed Swift on social media, only to follow her again on Wednesday, he explained:

“I cared too much and then I didn’t care at all. I am a real person remember.”

With talk circulating that Swift cheated on Harris with Hiddleston, the musician didn’t do much to quell those rumors.

“Not jealous sir, FREE,” he responded to someone who claimed he could be jealous of Taylor having moved on so quickly; and then Harris added the most revealing comment of all:

“Bro I didn’t leave anyone and she’s def not sad. It’s all good.”

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There’s also been chatter that Swift dumped Harris over the phone, a pretty harsh and immature way to end any long-term relationship.

Calvin did not confirm this piece of gossip, but he did credit fan account @butikeepswifting for seemingly getting the story right.

“For all we know Taylor broke up with him to be with another man and this is quite upsetting. I would be hurt by that too. He’s not being mean,” the account shared last night, adding:

“He deserves to feel free while he’s single and not feel jealous.”

Harris responded to this post by writing the following:

“@butikeepswifting you’re the only smart one at this point.”

Tom Hiddleston Pursued Taylor Swift IMMEDIATELY After She Dumped Calvin Harris, Source Claims

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.

News of the relationship went public not through the usual tabloid grapevine, but via a photo of Swift and Hiddleston kissing in public, apparently with no regard for who witnessed the PDA.

Whether or not the kiss was staged or a genuinely candid moment caught on camera remains a matter of debate.

The reveal was a bit surprising as the photo was published just weeks after Swift’s breakup with Calvin Harris, whom she’d dated for over a year.

To say it was a quick rebound for a woman whose made a career out of heartbreak and lost love would be a massive understatement.

The girl didn’t even have enough time to write a scathing chorus, much less the classic Taylor Swift breakup album we were expecting!

It’s one thing to arrange a low-key friends-with-benefits arrangement so soon after a major breakup, but it’s quite another to publicly move on to a new serious relationship, especially for someone as synonymous with the loveliness of love as Ms. Swift.

View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift

So what happened?

Well, if a new report from Us Weekly is to be believed, Hiddleston wasted no time swooping in as soon as he found out Taylor was on the market.

Swift and Hiddleston became acquianted at the Met Gala back in May, and the actor was apparently so smitten that he contacted Taylor is soon as he heard she was on the market.

Obviously, she was open to his advances.

“She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him,” says one insider.

“There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”

Adds the source: “He’s hot, smart, talented, British – everything she’s into.”

View Slideshow: Tom Hiddleston: 8 Things to Know About Taylor Swift’s New Bae

Tom Hiddleston Pursued Taylor Swift IMMEDIATELY After She Dumped Calvin Harris, Source Claims

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.

News of the relationship went public not through the usual tabloid grapevine, but via a photo of Swift and Hiddleston kissing in public, apparently with no regard for who witnessed the PDA.

Whether or not the kiss was staged or a genuinely candid moment caught on camera remains a matter of debate.

The reveal was a bit surprising as the photo was published just weeks after Swift’s breakup with Calvin Harris, whom she’d dated for over a year.

To say it was a quick rebound for a woman whose made a career out of heartbreak and lost love would be a massive understatement.

The girl didn’t even have enough time to write a scathing chorus, much less the classic Taylor Swift breakup album we were expecting!

It’s one thing to arrange a low-key friends-with-benefits arrangement so soon after a major breakup, but it’s quite another to publicly move on to a new serious relationship, especially for someone as synonymous with the loveliness of love as Ms. Swift.

View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift

So what happened?

Well, if a new report from Us Weekly is to be believed, Hiddleston wasted no time swooping in as soon as he found out Taylor was on the market.

Swift and Hiddleston became acquianted at the Met Gala back in May, and the actor was apparently so smitten that he contacted Taylor is soon as he heard she was on the market.

Obviously, she was open to his advances.

“She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him,” says one insider.

“There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”

Adds the source: “He’s hot, smart, talented, British – everything she’s into.”

View Slideshow: Tom Hiddleston: 8 Things to Know About Taylor Swift’s New Bae

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: HOW Did It End?

Why did the romance between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris end?

There have been many working theories, from Harris thinking Swift was boring and wanting to move on… to Harris thinking Swift cheated on her.

But neither of these hypotheses is accurate, according to TMZ.

That shady, albeit reliable, website reports that Swift was actually the one to dump Harris…

… AND SHE DID IT BY PHONE!

Insiders tell TMZ that Swift pulled a Joe Jonas on Harris, doing the same thing to the DJ as that singer did to her way back in the day.

Taylor supposed called Calvin from Nashville, Tennessee at some point after his car accident a few weeks ago in order to pull the plug on their relationship.

Swift was allegedly vague during the call, simply saying she needed some space.

And Harris was stunned by the development. He did not see it coming.

He figured Swift would help him recover from the injuries he had sustained. And the stars have not spoken since this call.

It’s worth noting that another insider disputes this story to TMZ, so take it with a grain of salt.

But Swift has moved on very quickly to Tom Hiddleston.

Would she have done that if she really still has feelings for Harris? Or could she be using The Avengers star as some kind of rebound because she truly is hurting?

We may never know.

But it’s fun to theorize, isn’t it?

View Slideshow: 11 Stars Who Got Dumped Over the Phone: WE R DONE LOL

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: HOW Did It End?

Why did the romance between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris end?

There have been many working theories, from Harris thinking Swift was boring and wanting to move on… to Harris thinking Swift cheated on her.

But neither of these hypotheses is accurate, according to TMZ.

That shady, albeit reliable, website reports that Swift was actually the one to dump Harris…

… AND SHE DID IT BY PHONE!

Insiders tell TMZ that Swift pulled a Joe Jonas on Harris, doing the same thing to the DJ as that singer did to her way back in the day.

Taylor supposed called Calvin from Nashville, Tennessee at some point after his car accident a few weeks ago in order to pull the plug on their relationship.

Swift was allegedly vague during the call, simply saying she needed some space.

And Harris was stunned by the development. He did not see it coming.

He figured Swift would help him recover from the injuries he had sustained. And the stars have not spoken since this call.

It’s worth noting that another insider disputes this story to TMZ, so take it with a grain of salt.

But Swift has moved on very quickly to Tom Hiddleston.

Would she have done that if she really still has feelings for Harris? Or could she be using The Avengers star as some kind of rebound because she truly is hurting?

We may never know.

But it’s fun to theorize, isn’t it?

View Slideshow: 11 Stars Who Got Dumped Over the Phone: WE R DONE LOL

Calvin Harris: Taylor Swift CHEATED on Me With Tom Hiddleston!

Yesterday, photos were published that essentially confirm that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.

The news hit just a couple weeks after the world learned that Tay Tay and Calvin Harris had broken up, which stunned fans because everyone assumed she’d bond with her infamous girl squad for at least a few months before jumping into the dating pool again.

And yet here we are.

Word on the street is that Calvin is all worked up about these PDA pics and considers them evidence that Taylor stepped out on him while they were dating.

“Calvin was very suspicious that Taylor was cheating during their relationship. He just didn’t know with whom,” a source tells E! News.

“He feels like these pictures confirm his suspicions, and it changes everything,” added the insider.

“He is so angry and feels betrayed. He is convinced that Taylor was cheating with Tom while they were still together.”

But while Calvin is stewing, sources from the Swift camp insist that there was absolutely no cheating.

Cheating or no cheating, there was definitely some dancing. 

At the Met Gala in early May, we caught the early signs of Swiddleton busting moves with one another that only tall, blond, white people could execute.

Yesterday, paparazzi caught up with Calvin and asked what he thought about the kissy pics, to which he calmly replied, “All good, she’s just doing her thing.”

But social media tells a different story.

Just prior to the pics being published, the DJ unfollowed his ex on social media and deleted all pics of her from his accounts, and Taylor returned the gesture by doing the same.

We don’t know specifically what went down with this threesome, but dare we say it’s a refreshing change from the tired old story that Taylor constantly drives men away then sings about them.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Squad Members: An Official Who’s Who!

Calvin Harris: Taylor Swift CHEATED on Me With Tom Hiddleston!

Yesterday, photos were published that essentially confirm that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating.

The news hit just a couple weeks after the world learned that Tay Tay and Calvin Harris had broken up, which stunned fans because everyone assumed she’d bond with her infamous girl squad for at least a few months before jumping into the dating pool again.

And yet here we are.

Word on the street is that Calvin is all worked up about these PDA pics and considers them evidence that Taylor stepped out on him while they were dating.

“Calvin was very suspicious that Taylor was cheating during their relationship. He just didn’t know with whom,” a source tells E! News.

“He feels like these pictures confirm his suspicions, and it changes everything,” added the insider.

“He is so angry and feels betrayed. He is convinced that Taylor was cheating with Tom while they were still together.”

But while Calvin is stewing, sources from the Swift camp insist that there was absolutely no cheating.

Cheating or no cheating, there was definitely some dancing. 

At the Met Gala in early May, we caught the early signs of Swiddleton busting moves with one another that only tall, blond, white people could execute.

Yesterday, paparazzi caught up with Calvin and asked what he thought about the kissy pics, to which he calmly replied, “All good, she’s just doing her thing.”

But social media tells a different story.

Just prior to the pics being published, the DJ unfollowed his ex on social media and deleted all pics of her from his accounts, and Taylor returned the gesture by doing the same.

We don’t know specifically what went down with this threesome, but dare we say it’s a refreshing change from the tired old story that Taylor constantly drives men away then sings about them.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Squad Members: An Official Who’s Who!

Calvin Harris BREAKS SILENCE on Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Photos!

Earlier today, we revealed that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were caught kissing on the beach – and had the pics to prove it.

Since the pair were out in the open and vulnerable to paparazzi, fans assumed this meant they were now a real and for true new couple.

Taylor split from her boyfriend Calvin Harris just a couple weeks ago, and most folks didn"t see it coming.

Some rumors purported that Calvin was intimidated of her success while others claimed he "got bored." Others even said Taylor was put off by a dick pic of Calvin that somehow went public.

In an attempt to quell runaway gossip, Calvin took to Twitter just after the breakup to share just what his PR rep likely sent him:

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” the DJ tweeted.

Oh, but how things have changed.

That tweet has now been deleted, and Calvin unfollowed Taylor on Twitter and Instagram just before the pics of her and Hiddleston surfaced.

Taylor did the same and removed past photos of Calvin from her Instagram account.

Sounds like some shiz is going DOWN!

But in public (the real world public, not the social media public, obvs), Calvin is playing it cool.

He was stopped by the paps today and asked how he felt about his ex hooking up with the British actor.

"All good, she"s just doing her thing," he responded.

O RLY?

Listen, we"re all human and we"ve all been through breakups.

And we also all know that unfollowing and deleting your ex on social media does not mean it"s "all good." 

It means I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID FACE AGAIN!!!

Duh. We don"t know what kind of words were exchanged between the exes, but oh, how we"d love to get a peek at their texts.

Calvin Harris Responds to Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Hook-Up

So Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are totally a thing now.

Just how serious of a thing?

Serious enough for the singer and the actor to have gotten to first base near her house in Rhode Island over the weekend.

While the Internet continues to react to this stunning spit swap, many are wondering about the reaction of a certain Scottish DJ in particular.

Having only broken up with Swift a couple weeks ago, how is Calvin Harris feeling at the moment?

“He just wants her to be happy, they were not a good fit,” an insider tells E! News of Harris.

It’s unclear if this response was given after photos of Swift and Hiddleston kissing made their way into The Sun, but most sources have claimed Harris grew sort of bored with Taylor.

So it would make sense that he wouldn’t care very much if she moved on quickly.

A new report, however, alleges that Swift actually dumped Harris because there’s a Calvin Harris dick picture floating around the Internet.

And no way could America’s sweetheart be dating someone when that sort of scandal about him went viral.

If this is the case, it would also explain why Swift had no qualms about opening up her tonsils (and her legs?) for Hiddleston so soon after splitting from Harris.

“Taylor is hanging out with Tom. Nothing serious is going on but she is talking to him,” a source also tells E! News.

“They have been out a few times she really enjoys his company. She is not looking to jump into anything this fast, but will take things as it goes nice and slowly.”

Someone might want to actually tell Taylor Swift that.

Is the photo above of someone who is taking things nice and slowly?!?

No judgment here. We’re all for HiddleSwift. We’re just saying.

This is a lot closer to hot and heavy than it is nice and slowly.

View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift

Calvin Harris Dick Pic: The REAL Reason Taylor Swift Dumped Him?

When the world first learned that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had broken up, it was reported that he was the one who decided to call it quits.

In the past 24 hours, however, a pair of developments have led many to the conclusion that Taylor was actually the one to pull the plug.

First, there was the news that Taylor is dating Tom Hiddleston.

Maybe lanky blonde lads from the U.K. are just her thing these days, and Taylor moved on inordinately quickly from a relationship of over one year.

Or maybe there’s something more going on here.

Perhaps Taylor wasn’t blindsided by Harris kicking her to the curb.

Perhaps she found it so easy to move on because she’s the one who handed him his walking papers in order to avoid a PR nightmare.

According to Radar Online, a pic that’s being described as a “Calvin Harris dick pic” is making it’s way around the interwebz.

Editors at the site say the pic shows “a shirtless man sprawled on a bed, holding his erect penis.”

We assume he’s flaxen-pubed which means the dong in question could very well be Harris’ … but it could also belong to another tow-headed dong-possessor.

Like, say … Tom Hiddleston.

Just kidding, it’s probably Calvin’s.

And Taylor probably dropped his ass because of it.

The photo was allegedly sent to a “Los Angeles-based music executive.”

Taylor may have caught wind of it and concluded that all those rumors about Harris cheating on her while she was on tour were true.

Or maybe she didn’t feel like having her team handle yet another Calvin controversy.

Whatever the case, the man now has all the time in the world to hang out at as many happy ending massage parlors as he’d like.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!

Taylor Swift: Calvin Harris Breakup Album on the Way!

As you’ve likely heard by now, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have broken up after just over one year of dating.

It was quickly revealed that Harris dumped Swift, and naturally theories as to what exactly led him to do so ran rampant on social media.

Was he jealous of Swift’s success?

Was he sick of being criticized by Swift fans for his alleged love of “happy ending” massages?

Does he insist on being the only lanky blonde bajillionaire in his relationships?

We may never know for sure, but you can expect that some details will be made public via thinly-veiled song lyrics in the very near future.

Yes, as per her M.O., Taylor is reportedly recording an album in the wake of her latest breakup.

View Slideshow: 13 Famous Dudes Who Dated Taylor Swift: NEXT IN LINE?!

Somewhere, Ryan Adams is salivating at the prospect of another album of mournful, stripped-down indie rock covers.

“Taylor is hanging out with her friends and keeping busy. She wants to be single for a while and have a relaxing summer,” one insider tells E! News.

“She has some plans to travel this summer. Taylor has also been writing new music.”

Obviously it’s that “new music” part that we’re most interested in.

However, if you’re looking forward to more teardrops on Ms. Swift’s guitar you may be disappointed.

The source says that while Taylor is obviously bummed that the relationship didn’t work out, she’s neither heartbroken nor pissed at Harris.

“Taylor is not sad anymore about the breakup,” the insider adds.

“She knows it was for the best. They are not on bad terms. They have communicated since the breakup, but getting back together is something that’s not in the cards for either of them.”

We look forward to “Shake It Off 2: Only Shake It Partially Off Because I’m Still Facebook Friends With Your Mom.”

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: Why Did He Dump Her?!

The recent breakup of Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris continues to be a topic of speculation throughout the celebrity gossip universe.

This new intel should only fuel that fire.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!

The end of her romance with Harris (real name Adam Wiles) came as a shock to fans left wondering what was the real reason for the split.

Rumors have suggested that he cheated on her, or that the singer’s infamous squad came between them, and who knows what else.

In truth, it was a lot less scandalous.

“Adam really liked Taylor … she was not the type of girl he ever dates and he liked that,” a source close to the EDM hitmaker dished.

“He liked how innocent Taylor was and that she had a good caring heart,” the insider added, but despite Harris’ feelings, it was not to be.

Swift simply had invested more emotions into the relationship than Harris, who progressively became bored with the romance over time:

“Taylor’s heart was more in it than his was. He started to lose interest over the past few months, but really tried to not just break up.”

The source also intimated that Swift’s lifestyle and career makes it hard for her to maintain a healthy relationship with anyone, frankly.

“They were just not very compatible in different areas in their relationship. The touring and traveling didn’t help,” the insider said candidly.

“It seemed like they were more friends than lovers,” Harris’ confident went on. “Taylor and Adam had very different groups of friends.”

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The source is adamant that Harris didn’t cheat on Swift and was not involved with anyone else at the time of the split from the pop star.

“There were no other women involved with Adam. He did not cheat on her at all. Just not a good match,” the source stated, reiterating: 

“No one cheated. There was no drama.”

A separate report from celebrity gossip staple Hollywood Life says Swift wanted to take things to the next level and Harris … did not.

He apparently wasn’t ready to commit.

Whether that had to do with the fact that Harris couldn’t handle Taylor’s success is up for interpretation, but it looks like he ended things.

At this point in time, neither Swift nor Harris have talked about this, save for one Twitter comment by him that she immediately re-tweeted.

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” he wrote on the site. 

Beyond that “truth” – or what they are calling the truth in order to quell the rumors and toe the company line – we may never, ever know.

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Calvin Harris: Did He Dump Taylor Swift For Being Too Successful?!

As you’ve probably heard by now, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have broken up, and as with every Swift spilt, fans are full of questions.

We may never know exactly what went wrong between Swift and Harris, but naturally, rumors abound on the Interwebs.

Yesterday, sources claimed that Swift was pressuring Harris into marriage, and he cut the cord because some wild stallions can’t be tamed (at least we like to imagine that’s what he said).

Today, People magazine is offering an up an equally likely scenario:

A source tells the magazine that like so many men before him, Calvin simply couldn’t handle Taylor’s success:

“[Harris] said on multiple occasions that he was intimidated by Taylor, which is why he would not attend any events where she was being honored, or any award shows unless he was nominated,” says the insider.

“Taylor is an independent young woman, and she realizes it will take a very secure man to handle her success.”

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While the fact that Taylor is among the most popular human beings on the planet may have been the primary cause of the split, the insider says there were other factors as well:

“It wasn’t an equal relationship. Their age difference might not be significant for many couples, but for them it was part of the problem too. Taylor somewhat lacks real-life experience. They will not be getting back together.” 

In the end of course, the source toed the party line and confirmed that Taylor and Calvin totes remain besties:

“She works incredibly hard for things that she believes in,” the insider says. “He always saw that as an amazing quality. They are still friendly.”

Uh-huh. Something tells us you won’t see them riding a tandem bike together in the near future.

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