The war for J.R. Smith’s most infamous jersey is raging — with bidding on his NBA Finals brainfart uniform already passing the $ 11,000 mark!!! The NBA is auctioning off the jersey from Game 1 of the NBA Finals — the game where Smith grabbed a…
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Thursday, June 21, 2018
J.R. Smith"s Brainfart Cavs Jersey Auction Over $11,000
The war for J.R. Smith’s most infamous jersey is raging — with bidding on his NBA Finals brainfart uniform already passing the $ 11,000 mark!!! The NBA is auctioning off the jersey from Game 1 of the NBA Finals — the game where Smith grabbed a…
Friday, June 15, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: A Proposal Situation
The problem with reality television in the age of social media is that real-time spoilers are pretty much unavoidable.
For example, we’ve known for months that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is engaged to Lauren Pesce, so any suspense on last night’s Jersey Shore Family Vacation regarding whether or not JWoww will ruin his proposal because Mike threatened to throw a pie in her face (?!?!?) didn’t really have us chewing our cuticles with anticipation.
But before the guidos could make way for Lauren, they had to say goodbye to Vinny’s mother, Paula, and his uncle Nino.
There’s a strong possibility that Vin’s uncle is named Nino Guadagnino, but that doesn’t even crack the top ten on the list of funniest things about the guy.
So it makes sense that Vinny and company would decide to hit him with an old-fashioned roasting as a parting gift.
Unfortunately, Nino’s neurons have been pounded flat like a cutlet from five decades of constant chianti consumption, and he now only speaks a language of his own invention, a la Nell.
Meanwhile, Paula advises Ronnie that he should hold off on marrying Jen if he’s not certain that he loves her.
Yes, folks, it was bound to happen eventually — someone finally issued good advice on an episode of Jersey Shore.
As we mentioned earlier, there’s a subplot in which Jenni indignantly adjusts her old lady glasses while threatening to mess up Mike’s proposal to Lauren, but we’re almost certain nothing is gonna come of it.
And thus, as has so often been the case this season, the episode really belongs to Ronnie.
In a surprising conversation with the girls, Ron reveals that Jen cheated on him in the past:
“I want to be with her, I love her, I just don’t know where her heart is,” Ronnie says.
“Truthfully, I just don’t trust her.
“Nobody’s perfect. I did my dirt too so I can just say, like, ‘It was her.’ But everything I did was a reaction to her actions,” he continues.
“I’m also not used to being with someone like myself. Like, I met my match.”
Jeez, she’s been pregnant the whole time they’ve been together! Where did she even find the time?!
The sad confessions continue — appropriately enough — in the confessional room, where Ron breaks down in tears after confessing that he’s jealous of Mike’s, ahem, situation.
“I want a family, I want to be happy, I want to be in Mike’s shoes. I want to propose. I want to have the feeling of more than just, ‘We’re together and we have a kid.’ I want more than that,” says a tearful Ronnie.
“Everyone else goes and lives their lives, and they’re f—king happy and I don’t have all the s—t they have. It’s just me. Who the f—k is the right person at this point?”
We’d like to say there’s a happy ending to this situation, but — spoiler alert! — Ronnie and Jen are still fighting nonstop and making each other miserable.
In fact, just yesterday, filming on a second season of Family Vacation was halted due to the fact that the season was to take place in Vegas — where Ronnie and Jen live — and their relationship drama was so intense that the production had to be moved to Jersey.
When reality television producers are like, “Whoa, this is all way too intense,” you know things have gotten out of hand.
Watch Jersey Shore online to relive the many trials of Ron.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Jersey Shore Halts Filming In Vegas Due to Ronnie Magro-Jen Harley Drama
Oh, that Rahn. Will he ever stahp?
That’s likely the question on the mind of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro’s castmates today, as the Jersey Shore crew was forced to stop filming ahead of schedule due to ongoing drama between Ronnie and his baby mama, Jen Harley.
Until yesterday, the cast was in Las Vegas filming a second season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation.
The title isn’t terribly apt in Magro’s case, as Vegas is his home turf these days.
So it was a bad choice of locale for reasons that go beyond the irony of filming a show with “Shore” in the title in the middle of a landlocked state.
You see, if you’ve been watching the current season of JSFV, you know that Ron and Jen’s relationship isn’t the greatest.
During his time in South Beach, Ronnie cheated on Jen with a French woman who was unimaginatively dubbed “French Fry.”
But that was only the beginning of their problems.
Shortly after that episode aired, Ronnie accused Jen of cheating on him, in a wild Instagram rant in which he also called her a “c-m dumpster.”
In the weeks since, Harley and Ortiz-Magro broke up and got back together several times, so it should’ve come as no surprise to Shore producers when their relationship drama dominated the first few days of filming in Vegas.
Maybe that was the plan. Maybe the plan backfired.
Whatever the case, the plan was scrapped when — to use the parlance of Shore’s current season — Ron spiraled and quickly spun out of control.
Last week, Magro got in a fight with another guest at a Vegas hotel.
Just days later, MTV pulled the plug on filming in Vegas and sent the cast back to the Garden State.
“They cannot wait to get the hell out of the desert and be away from everything surrounding Ronnie and Jen,” a source close to production tells Radar Online.
The situation had apparently gotten so bad that the cast was considering holding an intervention in response to Ron’s self-destructive behavior.
“They are all adults now, and they cannot watch Ronnie destroy his life anymore,” says the insider.
Hey, the guy’s been fun to watch this season, but he’s a 32-year-old dad now.
Maybe he should cool it on the Ron-Ron juice for a bit.
Friday, June 8, 2018
"Jersey Shore" Star Ronnie Claims Baby Mama Spit On Him, Cops Investigating
Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’ got into a heated argument with his baby mama over their child and their dead dog … and it ended with his baby mama allegedly spitting on him … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen…
"Jersey Shore" Star Ronnie Claims Baby Mama Spit On Him, Cops Investigating
Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’ got into a heated argument with his baby mama over their child and their dead dog … and it ended with his baby mama allegedly spitting on him … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen…
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Gets In Fight on SECOND DAY of Jersey Shore Filming!
If you’re currently a guest of The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, you may have heard anguished cries of “Rahn, stahp!” this afternoon, as a security team struggled to do what Sammi Sweetheart never could — subdue the beast known as Agro Magro.
Yes, as you may have heard a second season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation is currently filming in Las Vegas, and things got off to a dramatic start for Ronnie.
According to TMZ, Ron attempted to fight a civilian while lounging poolside with his fellow guidos today.
No word on yet on whether alcohol was a factor, but it absolutely, definitely was.
Hilariously, the other combatant kept shouting phrases like “I got that Gucci bag, what’s up?” and repeating the word “hustlin’,” which makes this the single most obnoxious event to ever take place anywhere.
It’s not currently known what caused the incident, but we’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that the combination of Ron-Ron juice and human growth hormone factored in.
Of course, if you’ve been watching the first season of Family Vacation, or even just keeping up with the cast out of morbid curiosity, then this sort of behavior probably won’t come as much of a surprise.
Ronnie has gone from supporting character to primary source of drama, primarily because of his constant fights with Jen Harley, the mother of his infant daughter.
On the show, we see Ronnie cheat on Jen with a French club-goer dubbed “French Fry.”
(The guidos’ nickname game isn’t terribly on point this season.)
On social media, we watch in horror as Ron refers to the mother of his child as a “c-m dumpster.”
Ron has been flying off the handle on a routine basis for years now, but lately, he’s either stepped up his game or lowered the bar, depending on whom you ask.
Sure, without his antics, JSFV would be an exceedingly boring affair with moments like Vinny’s haircut crisis providing the bulk of the dramatic tension.
But on the other hand … did we mention Ron called his ex a c-m dumpster on social media?
Like, we don’t expect the height of decorum from these people, but we also don’t want to see them get less mature and more gross with age.
But hey, maybe the Gucci guy deserved an ass-whupping today.
Based on what little we know about him, that seems very, very plausible.
But Ron’s a father now, so going forward, maybe he should let someone else deliver the beat-downs.
Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Ron has been this season.
Ronnie from "Jersey Shore" Nearly Comes to Blows with Man in Vegas
Ronnie from ‘Jersey Shore’ came THIS close to an all-out brawl on the second day of filming season 2 in Vegas. The incident went down Wednesday at a pool party at the Flamingo … where Ronnie had to be restrained form going after some loudmouth.…
Friday, June 1, 2018
Jersey Shore Company"s Sign Washes Up in France 6 Years After Hurricane Sandy
This story will blow your mind. There’s a real estate company on the Jersey Shore claiming its company has gone global after — get this — one of its signs washed up in France SIX YEARS after Hurricane Sandy blew it into the Atlantic Ocean. Crazy,…
Jersey Shore Recap: Angelina"s Meatball Lessons
Ever been to a party that’s so boring that you wind up praying for someone to spice up the festivities by throwing a cake at a ceiling fan or something?
That’s essentially what Pauly D did during last week’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Reunion when he secured his title as prank war CHAMPION by inviting Angelina Pivarnick to the South Beach house.
Look, it’s been fun to catch up with our favorite gang of guidos and cringe as they continue to fist-pump in various VIP sections despite the fact that half of them are parents and the big 4-0 is fast approaching.
But let’s be honest — this isn’t the drama-packed Shore of yore.
Pauly euphemistically described the situation as a bit “too kumbaya” but some fans have been less generous in their assessment, calling the relatively conflict-free proceedings flat-out boring.
Which leads us to believe the decision to re-introduce Angelina had less to do with Pauly’s prank war title than with the producers’ realization that a rental house populated with middle-aged vacationers isn’t always the stuff of scintillating television.
At first, things worked out as planned.
The girls arrived home drunk, and they were not happy to see the Rob Kardashian of Staten island chillin’ at their dining room table.
At first, it looked as though we might be treated to a reenactment of the famous Snooki vs. Angelina fight that took place the last time the gang visited Miami.
Snooki was pissed about Angelina calling her ugly in an interview; Jenni felt that Pivarnick had no right to be there; Deena … well, Deena sort of just flitted around spouting catchphrases and getting emotional, as she’s been doing all season.
But then something highly unexpected and exceedingly lame happened:
Angelina went out day-drinking with Snooki, Deena, and Ronnie — and she actually managed to win them over.
By the end of the bender, she’d even been dubbed an official meatball, though to be fair, by that time Snooki was so hammered she would have befriended an actual meatball.
So much for that conflict we’ve been waiting for all season!
There was even an selflessness as Angelina attempted to make Deena feel better about being pushed in the pool by allowing herself to get dunked in the drink.
Unfortunately, Pivarnick’s efforts were largely for naught, as the rest of the cast quite understandably doesn’t want her hanging out and reaping the benefits of the “family” (read: media empire) that they worked so hard to create.
As you’ve probably noticed by now, this season has stuck to a very specific episode structure, with each installment ending on a cliffhanger.
So we’ll have to wait until next week to find out how Angelina will cope with getting booted out of the house by JWoww.
Being that a scant eight days ago we were only vaguely aware that Pivarnick was still alive, we can’t help but feel that suspense is a bit unearned.
Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of a bygone era in which guidos settled their differences with fisticuffs, not passive-aggressive dinner parties.
"Jersey Shore" Angelina Pivarnick Dishes on JWoww Feud
‘Jersey Shore’ outcast Angelina Pivarnick’s made her return and, even though it got a little nasty with the crew, she says they went out on good terms … until JWoww started running her mouth again. Angelina tells TMZ … despite a heated…
Friday, May 25, 2018
Angelina Pivarnick to JWoww: You"re Just a Jersey Whore!
As we reported earlier, last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation would’ve been a total snoozefest were it not for the surprise return of the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island herself, Angelina Pivarnick.
“Jolie” isn’t exactly a fan favorite, but she certainly livened up last night’s proceedings, which otherwise would’ve been highlighted by Snooki helping her kids with a school project.
At first, the kinder, gentler, slightly soberer Jersey Shore was a nice change of pace, but if we’re being honest, the last couple episodes have dragged a bit.
The show could use a bit of the petty conflict that helped to make its first iteration so memorable, and fans are hoping that’s where Angelina comes in.
Based on Pivarnick’s recent Instagram activity, we’re guessing viewers won’t have to wait long for her to deliver the goods.
On Thursday, Pivarnick touted her return with a photo of a rather combative coffee mug.
“TOMORROW IS MY RETURN ON @jerseyshore!!!!! Can’t wait for you all to see. I will be sipping my TEA out of my amazing cup I dedicate to @jwoww,” she captioned the pic below.
Amidst a jumble of hashtags and emojis, Pivarnick added, “Keep hating.”
Needless to say, Jenni “JWoww” Farley was less than thrilled when she laid eyes on the post.
“Who’s following who?! Jealous of what? Your third engagement or third chance in the house?” Farley commented.
“You want me to show u the door … again #statenislanddump.”
“Lmfaooooooo yeah ok. ARE YOU EVEN ON THE SHOW THIS YEAR YOURSELF I HAVENT NOTICED. ALL YOU DO IS SLEEPING,” Angelina replied.
“Rather be sleeping than regret looking like you on national TV.” Jenni shot back.
It wasn’t long before Deena Nicole-Cortese jumped into the fray, writing:
“Omg you left the house wanting to make amends with everyone.”
She added:
“I’m confused with this post.. why start silly drama over insta?”
What we have here is Mayweather-McGregor caliber trash talk, but will it translate to the sort of on-air drama fans are hoping for?
Yes, says Pivarnick:
“I didn’t really wanna have that altercation with her,” says Angelina, adding that she and Jenni very nearly came to blows,” she recently told Us Weekly.
“If it comes down to it, I’m gonna have to do it, but I literally wanted to be classy. I wanted to just make my amends without having to throw fists this season.”
Watch Jersey Shore online to get caught up in time for what will hopefully be a drama-packed remainder of the season.
Jersey Shore Recap: Return of the Dirty Hamster
Sometimes television shows are forced to slow things down a bit with what’s commonly referred to as a “place-setting episode.”
This is the term for an installment in which not a whole lot happens, but the stage is set for major drama to come.
It’s generally a convention of scripted dramas, but occasionally even reality shows have to lull us into a false sense of security before stabbing us in the belly with the guido equivalent of the Red Wedding:
Yes, Angelina Pivarnick made her not-at-all-awaited return to the world of Jersey Shore last night as part of Pauly D’s “kamikaze” prank war on his roommates.
You almost have to respect a guy who’s willing to ruin his vacation just so he can enjoy the pained expressions on his friends’ faces. Almost.
Anyway, Pauly was probably motivated less by his desire to reign supreme as the prank war champion and more by prompts from the show’s producers, so “Jolie” is back in the presence of people who can’t stand her and are often quick to violence.
Two quick observations about Angelina’s return to the show:
1. How hilariously staged and scripted was the scene where she first walks through the door?
Like, Mike’s reaction was probably legit, but the version of Angie’s swaggy entrance that we wound up was clearly the result of a few dozen takes.
2. Angelina is looking pretty good these days, right?
Sure, she still dresses like she should be serving Tony Soprano a Glenlivet at Bada-Bing, but she seems to have taken care of herself.
Anyway, the timing couldn’t have been weirder, as Pauly extended the invitation to Angelina during what was supposed to be a guys-only weekend.
It’s almost like the powers that be surveyed the situation, realized that the guys’ weekend was just as boring as the girls’ visit home and decided to take action.
Yes, you may have noticed that we skipped straight to the last five minutes of the episode in this recap, but what came before the return of Angelina was easily the driest assemblage of loosely-connected scenes Shore has ever offered up.
The girls visited their kids.
The guys yelled about t-shirts and returned to the club where everyone is half their age.
Ronnie didn’t cheat on his pregnant girlfriend, and Vinny wasn’t overly-friendly with any cocktail waitresses.
Pauly hooked up with a pseud-Sammi-lookalike, and Ron got mildly pissed about it, but that was about it in terms of drama.
Like we said, sometimes a slower episode is needed in order to pave the way for future installments.
But after last night’s snail-paced affair, we better be in for an old-school Snooki vs. Angelina throwdown next week.
Watch Jersey Shore online in order to get caught up on this season’s slightly uneven offerings.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Chris Christie Says New Jersey Will Be Betting On Sports By June
People of the Garden State rejoice!!! Chris Christie says you’ll be betting on sports in no time … telling TMZ Sports New Jersey will be making wagers in a matter of DAYS!! Now that the Supreme Court ruled to eliminate the federal ban…
Friday, May 18, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Cheating Keto Guido
If you’ve been watching from the beginning, we probably don’t need to tell you that Jersey Shore Family Reunion is quite different from the show’s original iteration.
The OG Jersey Shore saw the housemates doing their best to get loaded and laid, stopping at nothing to achieve these goals, provided they weren’t forced to mess up their spray tans or elaborate hairstyles.
Family Vacation, however, is aptly named, in that the guidos and guidettes are often forced to be on their best behavior, a circumstance you can probably relate to if you’ve ever shared a coastal rental property with your immediate relatives for a week.
That may sound boring, and Vacation is undeniably much slower-paced than its predecessor, but in its own way, the series is just as engrossing as our very first excursion to Seaside Heights.
The stakes are higher, the jokes more consistent (and less problematic, if that’s your thing), and the storylines are more compelling, as we’re watching the crew attempt to navigate the choppy waters of adulthood and not simply dodge “grenades” and social diseases.
Much of the season has focused on Ronnie’s infidelity, and we’ve derived a whole lot of guilty pleasure from comparing the travails of his relationship at the time the show was filmed with his ongoing romantic difficulties, as documented on social media.
(Astonishingly, Ronnie and Jen Harley got back together this week.)
But last night was Vinny’s turn, as the Keto Guido repeatedly crossed the line while partying with the other members of MVP.
To his credit, Vin tries to do right by his model girlfriend, Elicea, but with a full bottle of Grey Goose sloshing around in his carb-deprived body, that’s easier said than done.
Vinny never takes things quite as far as Ronnie, but he knows that his girlfriend would not be pleased by his flirtatious interactions with the bottle service girls of South Beach.
In an effort to alleviate his guilt, Vinny calls Elicea in order to confess his misdeeds, at one point clarifying that he obtained the phone numbers of not one woman, but two.
“What kind of guido math is that?” asks a befuddled Pauly.
It does seem weird to assure your girlfriend that you got two numbers instead of just one, but we think we see the logic in Vinny’s confession.
Something about the image of him drunkenly connecting with random strangers is less unseemly than the thought of him pursuing one woman all night.
One of the most shocking developments of Family Vacation, of course, has been the fact that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has matured into one of the more stable housemates.
Granted, Sorrentino is facing prison time so he’s pretty much been forced to cool his jets, but he does seem to be doing his best to atone for his decade or so of wildly douchey behavior.
On last night’s episode, Mike recruited Jenni to help him pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend.
He proceeded to have an anxiety attack because adulthood, but the man deserves credit for taking baby steps in the right direction.
Meanwhile, the rest of the cast combed South Beach in search of the perfect girl for Pauly, as though a famous DJ needs any help hooking up in Miami.
Pauly predicted that his friends would have trouble finding a mate who meets his exact specifications and in the end, we were treated to a lame visual gag as Vinny dressed up as Pauly’s ideal woman.
Hey, we said the jokes have a higher success rate than the original Shore; we never claimed they land 100 percent of the time.
Although actually, Pauly and Vinny might really want to consider finding comfort in one another’s arms.
It seems the Keto Guido’s reckless behavior was too much for Elicea, as Vin is now officially single.
Watch Jersey Shore online for more bad decisions from people who are deep into their thirties.
Friday, May 11, 2018
"Jersey Shore" Ronnie on Daddy Duty, Back with Baby Mama After Fight
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his baby mama, Jen Harley, are hanging out together again, apparently making the co-parenting thing work … after their physical altercation last month. The couple had reportedly broken up after an explosive fight,…
Jersey Shore Recap: Ronnie"s Baby Mama Talks Trash; Vinny Grabs Some Ass
Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation began with a bit of a cliffhanger resolution.
The previous week’s installment ended with Ronnie’s baby mama, Jen Harley, arriving at the South Beach house, the threat of Mke ruining her visit with a well-timed French Fry revelation looming like a dark cloud.
These days, Ronnie and Jen are broken up following a seriously ugly tiff that played out on social media.
But during his time in Miami, they were still trying to make things work, largely for the sake of their then-unborn daughter.
Of course, their efforts were complicated by the fact that Ronnie cheated with the notorious French Fry during one of his first nights of vacation.
Further complicating the situation was the Situation, who made no secret of the fact that he was enjoying watching Ronnie sweat.
In all likelihood, Mike wouldn’t have sunk so low as to intentionally torpedo Ronnie’s relationship, but minutes into her visit, Jen did something truly astonishing.
Demonstrating all the social graces of a more vindictive George Costanza, Jen overstepped her bounds by referring to Mike as “the Incarceration.”
The comment astonished housemates and viewers alike.
For one thing – this woman needs to learn how to read the room.
You can’t meet a long-established group of friends for the first time and just assume it’s cool to start roasting the low man on totem pole, especially about something that serious.
This wasn’t some “haha, I heard you snore and your socks smell”-type stuff.
No, this was Jen poking fun at the fact that Mike is facing hard time in a federal prison.
It’s the sort of thing the Sitch is probably capable of laughing off when it one of his housemates doing the roasting, but not when it’s coming from a stranger he JUST met.
Not surprisingly, Mike responded with a subtle French Fry reference.
For once in his life, the man showed an admirable amount of restraint, as we doubt anyone would’ve blamed if he had just gone ahead and called Ronnie out for cheating in that moment.
Fortunately for Ronnie’s sake, the situation – and the Situation – didn’t go any further.
Speaking of the famed I’m F–ked Foundation – whose membership seems to grow by the week – last night it was Vinny’s turn to disrespect his relationship and then rat himself out.
To be fair, Vin’s infraction really wasn’t that bad:
He picked up a stripper as a joke, and it seems he immediately felt bad about it.
He then rang up his girl on the duck phone in order to confess, leading to a serious roasting from Pauly D.
“Don’t ever call your girl drunk,” Pauly remarked.
And that wasn’t the only quotable line to emerge from Vin’s flirtation with disaster.
“It’s hard being a horny guy, girls will never understand it,” said Vinny.
“It’s not the same as being a horny girl. I don’t wanna hear it.”
We’ll leave it to y’all to debate the truth behind the Keto Guido’s remarks.
But there’s one thing we can all agree on – Vin’s mom was just a tad too forgiving of his strip club behavior, right?
Hopefully next week, the ladies will get into some shenanigans so they can get a real storyline of their own.
In the meantime, watch Jersey Shore online for more from reality TV’s favorite dysfunctional family.
Monday, May 7, 2018
Sandy Koufax"s 1963 Game-Worn Jersey Sells For $429,000!
A game-used Sandy Koufax Dodgers jersey — worn during his insane 1963 season — just sold at auction for nearly $ 430k … TMZ Sports has learned. Koufax was pretty much unstoppable in ’63 … racking up 25 wins on his way to becoming the…
Sunday, May 6, 2018
Meek Mill Updates Status of Fan"s "Free Meek" Jersey
Meek Mill is well beyond prison walls now, and any merch signaling otherwise oughta be corrected to reflect his current sitch — according to Meek himself, who did just that for a fan. Philly fan Zack Rothenberg spotted Meek sitting in his SUV…
Friday, May 4, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Ronnie"s French Fry Situation Gets Greasy
Rahn, stahp!
Those are the words that viewers might find themselves shouting at their screens throughout the study in arrested development that is Jersey Shore Family Vacation.
Several members of the guido squadron have matured in surprising and satisfying ways, but as Pauly D so eloquently observed, Ronnie-Ortiz Magro remains the president for life of the IFF (the esteemed I’m F–ked Foundation).
This week’s episode saw Ronnie making a brave and foolish gambit by sticking to his “deny everything” credo.
(To his credit, we suppose it takes balls to go on TV and admit that the guiding motto of your life is “lie all the time.”)
Just last month, Ronnie welcomed his first child, but at the time JSFV was filmed, his then-girlfriend, Jen Harley, was pregnant with Magro’s baby.
Needless to say, really adds an additional layer of awfulness to his decision to cheat on Jen with a European club-goer who was unfortunately dubbed “French Fry” by Ron’s roommates.
But did Ron really cheat – or did he just take flirting several steps too far?
We may never know for sure thanks to that damn “automatic door-closer” (Ron’s lies have been more amusing than Pauly’s catchphrases this season, which is really saying something.), but frankly, it doesn’t look good.
“She’s building it all up in her head from [videos] of me twirling a girl,” Ron opined after bizarrely ratting himself out in a conversation with Jen.
“It’s not like the girl was grinding on me or was bent over,” he added.
When Vinny Guadagnino aptly points out that French Fry did, in fact, grind on Ron’s junk. the famous agro Magro ‘roid rage rears its ugly head.
“I did not close the door, and you know what, I didn’t know that the f—king door had an ‘automatic closer’ out of nowhere,” Ronnie argued as a flashback clip of him closing the door to “see if it works” appeared on our screens.”
“So the door shut, so it looked worse than what it really was. I did not shut the door.”
The episode concluded with Jen actually showing up at the house and the question of how long it will take The Situation to blow up Ron’s spot lingered over the ostensibly happy scene.
These days, of course, reality TV shows are multimedia affairs.
We watch the events of several months ago unfold on our TV screens, and then we get real-time updates on social media.
So while last night’s episode may have ended with a cliffhanger, we know exactly how the Ronnie-Jen situation plays out – in a word, horribly.
Just last week, Ronnie called Jen a “c-m dumpster” in a bizarre Instagram rant in which he also accused her of refusing to delete sex tapes she made with her ex.
Now, Ronnie is rumored to be dating Scheana Marie of Vanderpump Rules, which is likely to result in a bi-coastal mess.
It may be painful to watch at times, but the guidos should be insanely grateful for Ron’s drama, as it allows them to bitch about botched haircuts for comic relief while their boy delivers the fireworks that keep people tuning in.
Watch Jersey Shore online to relive all the years of beach-adjacent madness.
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