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Jessica Lowndes

Jessica Simpson Shows off Ridiculous Bikini Body

Please enjoy this story that features little more than shots of bathing beauty Jessica Simpson.

Over the weekend, Simpson and bestie/former assistant Cacee Cobb took their friend, stylist Nicole Chavez to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for her 40th birthday.

The trio took a private plane to the beachside resort town, and stayed at The Cape Hotel.  

Us Weekly has photos of the reality star/singer/businesswoman in a bikini, and I think I speak for ladies everywhere when I say, “Signing up for Weight Watchers, BRB.”

OK! recently claimed that Simpson is “breast-obsessed” and is thinking about getting her boobs done.

“She’s constantly asking if her boobs look good in what she’s wearing,” a source allegedly told the magazine.

“It’s getting boring.”

Apparently having her two children, Maxwell and Ace have “ruined” Simpson’s body, so “she plans to get a lift as soon as possible.” 

Said source hopes that the surgery will prevent further yammering about one’s chest.

“Maybe then she’ll stop obsessing.”

It’s fun. We have fun.

Remember that time Joe Simpson commented on his daughter’s boobs?

“If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both,” he said.

“She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz: Faking Romance For Music Video!

Darn it slash thank goodness.

It turns out Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz are not engaged … or even dating. They faked their relationship to promote her new music video.

Jessica Lowndes – Deva Ju Music Video

The former 90210 star, 27, revealed that her social media posts and rumored engagement to Lovitz, 58, was all a sham over the weekend.

Lowndes’ music video for “Deva Vu” (which is quite NSFW incidentally) features the actor and SNL comedic great as her older lover.

“I love a good prank so happy early April Fools!” Lowndes said. “Jon and I met in Hawaii last year when we worked together on Hawaii 5-0.”

Jessica adds, “I fell in love with his humor and comedy so when I was looking for someone to be a part of my “Deja Vu (Remix)."”

The video, she says, “is a nod to the ’80s Mystery Science Theater 3000 and ’90s Pop Up Video. He was the first person to come to mind.”

In the video, Lovitz is seen getting dressed while Lowndes lies naked in bed. “That’s Jon Lovitz,” a pop-up icon indicates on the screen.

It only gets weirder and more raunchy from there, as soon enough, Lowndes is  seen performing oral sex on Lovitz in a parked convertible.

“Did You Know? Pineapple juice is loaded with benefits, and it’s delicious, too!” a pop-up bubble informs as Lowndes lifts up her head.

The video ends with the hot actress stripping down to black lingerie and climbing on top of Lovitz in bed. Maybe in his fantasies, right?

Yes. Literally. At the end of the music video, Jon wakes up in a hospital, and we learn that kinky events we just saw were all a dream.

Anyway, check out the video above, and take a look at more couples (most of which are or were really dating) with major age differences:

View Slideshow: 24 Couples With HUGE Age Differences

Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz: Dating! Possibly Engaged!

Jon Lovitz may be a comedian, but this is apparently no joke:

The 58-year old former Saturday Night Live cast member is dating 27-year old actress Jessica Lowndes.

Lowndes initially teased the unexpected relationship by sharing a snapshot of a man’s hand between her legs while she was driving and adding as a caption:

“his hands are wise and tell a thousand stories… #smitten #hatersgonnahate.”

The ex-90210 actress then followed up this racy image with further hints, including a picture an apparently ice cream date for two, along with the message:

“You say sugar daddy but I say ice cream daddy! Lol.”

From there, Snapchat users wer treated to a video from Lowndes that featured her saying the following:

“No, I haven’t been hacked. I’m just really excited to be able to finally share this secret with you guys.”

That sure looks like an engagement ring, doesn’t it?

In yet another piece off footage shared on Sunday, Lowndes rolls around in bed while Lovitz can be heard off-screen promising that he was not “videoing” her. 

“When bae films you waking up in the morning,” the actress wrote. “#TooOldToUseHashtags #MrBig.”

Lovitz, meanwhile, finally broke the crazy news himself on Twitter yesterday, sharing a photo with his new lady love, saying he was spending Easter with his “bunny” and addressing haters quite simply:

“Nice jealousy!” he wrote.

So there you have it.

Way to go, Jon Lovitz!!!!

View Slideshow: 24 Couples With Big Age Differences

Jessica Simpson: Did She Get Bigger Boobs to Stay "Relevant?"

Once upon a time, Joe Simpson publicly commented on his daughter’s chest size.  It was creepy.

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy,” Simpson told GQ in 2004.

“If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Well, Jessica Simpson is allegedly freaking TF out, because though she may still be sexy, she fears she is no long “relevant.”

What to do when your relevance as a star is tied to your cup size? Upgrade!

“She looks to be a 38EE,” plastic surgeon Dr. Lyle Back told Radar Online after he studied photos of Simpson at the Tom Everhart “Raw” exhibition in Beverly Hills on February 27th.

“To be honest, getting enhancements that large on such a small frame looks like a desperate plea for attention,” Dr. Back (who has not treated Simpson, nor was he asked for his personal opinion) said.

“She’s like a retired pro athlete who used to live in the limelight,” he added. “She’s craving for the spotlight again and these enhancements are certainly attention grabbers!”

This prompted the peanut gallery to step forward.

“She’s terrified that she’s become irrelevant,” a source close to Simpson told Radar.  “She hates the fact that the Kardashians and others are getting all the attention she used to own.”

Simpson signed on as a Weight Watchers spokeswoman after the birth of both her children, and – according to friends – has surpassed her target weight of 110 lbs, going down to as low as 90 lbs.

This, claims a source, is why she sometimes looks kind of loopy at events and hangs on to husband Eric Johnson (tiny frame + libations = disaster)

“She wanted to look like all the little girls on the pop scene.” 

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson Tongue Wrestle on Instagram

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are really keeping the magic alive. 

If you call tongue wrestling on Instagram “magic,” I guess.

The singer shared this kooky photo of her and her husband touching tongues as she clutches her own breast.

Now that’s a lot of tongue. Miley Cyrus would be proud.

Simpson captioned the photo simply with the words “DATE NIGHT” and a red lips emoji. 

Instagram fans were at war over this pic, with some thinking it was positively adorbs while others considered it inappropriate.

“Put your tongues away!” wrote one commenter. “Every pic people don’t need to c u tonguing each other. Get a room!!”

“Gross,” chimed in another.

However, others thought it was all in good fun.

“I love this pic. It says I can still have great fun with my husband,” wrote a fan.

Another took it very seriously and weighed in with some deep analysis:

“People have a variety of layers and I applaud Jessica for being willing to show her playful and fun side. I suspect that the people who are judging her are perhaps prudish (which is fine as well) and perhaps even a bit envious.

“If you are that easily offended, stay at home, turn off the television, and get off social media, because there are a lot bigger problems in the world than this fun pic.”

Simpson and the former NFL star are known for causing a stir on Instagram.

On Valentine’s Day, she posted a photo of herself in a bikini top posing with Johnson and let the world know he was “gettin’ it.”

But that’s not nearly as bad as that inexplicable photo of Johnson resting his head in the crotch of Simpson’s mom as she lie spread eagle on a lawn chair.

What do you think of Simpson’s Instagram pics? Like or unfollow?

Jessica Lowndes

Jessica Lowndes

Justin Timberlake to Jessica Biel: Happy BAE-DAY!!!

Just in case you needed another reason to fall in love with Justin Timberlake…

The wildly talented and beloved artist paid tribute to wife Jessica Biel on Instagram yesterday, sharing the above photo in honor of the actress’ 34th birthday.

Timberlake then wrote the following as an affiliated caption to the sweet snapshot:

Happy BAE-DAY, baby!! I can’t put into words what you mean to me… You are the GREATEST Mommy and Wife a man could ever ask for. I love you to the MOON AND BACK!!! –Your Huz

Okay. Your Huz is pretty lame.

But the rest of the message just made us swoon out loud.

Timberlake and Biel are a rather reclusive couple by Hollywood standards, but they did cuddle it up big time on the red carpet of a couple Academy Award after-parties late last month.

Justin also shared new baby photos of the pair’s son Silas a few weeks ago… and we’re yet to recover from that attack of cuteness overload.

Way back in 2011, this is what Timberlake told Vanity Fair about Biel:

“She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life.

“In my 30 years, she is the most special person.… I don’t want to say much more, because I have to protect things that are dear to me – for instance, her.”

Seriously… come on, JT.

You cannot be this cool, this talented, this humble AND this romantic. It’s just not fair.

View Slideshow: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years

Jessica Simpson Says That Her Daughter"s Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Jessica Simpson has shared a very cute photo of her daughter, Maxwell.

She has also written something very inappropriate about said photo and said daughter.

The singer (can we still call Jessica that?!?) shared the above image of her three-year old child on Instagram yesterday, giving followers a look at Maxwell clutching a large milkshake while posing in a sassy manner, with her hand on her hip.

It’s definitely an adorable image.

But then Jessica went back in time and quoted the 2003 Kelis song “Milkshake” as a caption to the snapshot, writing:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours… #MAXIDREW

We’re assuming Simpson meant no harm with this caption, but the term “milkshake” in this context is generally believed to be a reference to oral sex on a man.

Kelis did not admit that herself, but she did say at the time of the track’s release that its title was a reference to something sexual.

“Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else,” the artist explained.

“It’s a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don’t have huge tits so you gotta work with what you got.”

So even though Simpson wrote on Valentine’s Day that she and husband Eric Johnson are still “getting it,” we’re guessing Jessica does not exactly get what this song is all about.

Let’s hope that’s the case at least.

Otherwise we may need to call Child Protection Services on her and Johnson.

Jessica Simpson Posts Bikini Pic, Reveals She"s "Gettin" It"

Odds are you’ve seen Jessica Simpson in a bikini before, and if not, we really have to question the choices you’ve made with your life.

Racy photos of Jessica are nothing new, but they never get old. Take Jess’ latest Instagram upload, for example:

Yes, the 35-year-old mother of two rocked a red bikini top in honor of Valentine’s Day. 

Oh, and her husband is there, too. But we’re guessing he’s not the reason this pic racked up 47,000 likes.

Not that we’re pitying Eric Johnson, of course. Jess captioned the photo “#ThisJohnsonIsGettinIt,” just in case you had any doubts that the couple thoroughly enjoyed their holiday together.

So in case the two kids weren’t sufficient evidence that this married couple totally has sex, you now have Jessica’s hashtagged confirmation. Take note.

Seriously though, it’s nice to see that these two are still head-over-heels for one another.

We don’t want to jinx them, but they seem to be the rare celebrity couple that actually gets stronger the longer they’re together.

We think. Maybe we’re just reading too much into a photo of Jessica’s boobs.

In any event, this is a solid return to form, and it beats the hell out of that pic of Eric getting weird with Jessica’s mom.

We’ve tried to block that one out, but it just won’t go away.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Serfaty and Justin Bieber: Dancing! Flirting!

Justin Bieber may have moved on once again from Selena Gomez… and from Kourtney Kardashian … and from Hailey Baldwin.

The singer was spotted out last week with Jessica Serfaty, a 24-year old former contestant on America’s Next Top Model and an ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas.

The singer and the aspiring model were caught on camera (below) dancing to Bieber’s hit “Sorry” when it came on at Los Angeles nightclub The Nice Guy on February 1.

Multiple attendees filmed Bieber and Serfaty getting their flirt on at the establishment, uploading the intriguing footage to Instagram and social media.

In one video, you can"t miss Jessica’s hands draped over Justin’s chest, while Bieber is smiling from ear-to-ear and grabbing a hold of Jessica’s hand as she dances for him.

Oh, yes, folks, there was some serious hand holding.

Witnesses also say Bieber left the club with Jessica.

Where do you think they went?!?

For the record, Serfaty was spotted making out with Jonas on a ski trip in Mammoth Lake, California just one week into 2016, so it appears as if that relationship went sour very quickly.

Either that, or we"ll soon be knee deep in some major Joe Jonas-Justin Bieber beef.

Check out the following video to see Bieber and Serfaty dancing and canoodling before heading off into the night and doing who knows what next…

Eric Johnson Gets Weird With Jessica Simpson"s Mom on Vacation: Funny or Foul?

The Simpsons are a bit of a strange family. We’re not talking about Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Marge here, but Jessica, Ashlee, Joe, and Tina.

Those first three have quirks aplenty, and we love ’em for it, but how did old-fashioned mom Tina earn a spot on the list? We’re glad you asked:

In case you were so disturbed you immediately scrolled past it, allow us to remind you of what you just saw:

That’s Jessica Simpson’s husband, Eric Johnson, with his head resting in the crotch of Jessica Simpson’s mom, the aforementioned Tina.

Tina recently posted the pic to her Instagram page, and the reactions from fans has been…mixed.

“Well that’s weird!” commented one of Tina’s followers.

“Slightly inappropriate,” wrote another.

No one in the family has replied to the online backlash, but Jess did post a photo of Eric with a caption reading, “Happy to procreate with this Man,” and we’re pretty sure that just made the whole thing slightly weirder.

Of course the Simpsons are no strangers to controversies over strange family photos.

Remember Eric and Jessica’s Fifty Shades-inspired S&M pics? How about when Jess posted a photo of Eric throwing their baby over a pool? 

Say what you will about the Simpson-Johnson clan, they’re certainly unfiltered in terms of what they share with fans.

There’s certainly no Kris Jenner PR genius behind the scenes in that household, and we appreciate it.

But maybe they could make a rule about no incestuous head-to-crotch stuff. That would be super.

Demi Lovato, Jessica Simpson & More: Star Sightings 1.13.2016

Kate Upton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katy Perry and other celebrities attended Stella McCartney"s Autumn 2016 Collection Event at Amoeba Music in Hollywood.  

Selena Gomez and Mariah Carey, meanwhile attended the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball in Beverly Hills.

See what else your favorite stars were up to in today"s star sightings.

1. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: 2016 YMA Fashion Scholarship Fund Geoffrey Beene National Scholarship Awards Dinner

Jessica Simpson and husband Eric Johnson at the 2016 YMA Fashion Scholarship Fund Geoffrey Beene National Scholarship Awards Dinner in New York on January 12th, 2016.

2. Demi Lovato: Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event

Demi Lovato at the Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event held at Amoeba Music Hollywood on January 12th, 2016.

3. Kate Hudson: Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event

Kate Hudson at Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event held at Amoeba Music Hollywood on January 12h, 2016.

4. Mariah Carey: 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball

Mariah Carey at the 6th Biennial UNICEF Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on January 12th, 2016.

5. Nicole Riche: Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event

Nicole Richie at the Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event held at Amoeba Music Hollywood on January 12th, 2016.

6. Ray Liotta and Jennifer Lopez: 2016 NBCUniversal Press Tour

‘Shades of Blue’ co-stars Ray Liotta and Jennifer Lopez at the 2016 NBCUniversal Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel & Spa in Pasadena, CA on January 13th, 2016.

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Jessica Parido: Mike Shouhed Is Stalking Me!!!

Mike Shouhed is also reportedly being a smidge too aggressive in trying to win back Jessica Parido’s affection.

Parido filed for divorce from the Shahs of Sunset star on November 20th, citing irreconcilable differences, alleging that he cheated on her.

“Barely six months after our [March 29] wedding, I found endless texts with different girls that he would meet up with and have sex with,” Parido revealed to In Touch.

Now, she tells the magazine, “He keeps showing up at my work and has been bothering my business partner, trying to get my new phone number.”

Insiders believe Shouhed needs to back off

“He thinks if he keeps pushing her, she’ll give in — so she’s planning to file for a restraining order,” once source told the publication.

“Mike won’t leave Jessica alone.”

Shouhed’s co-star, Reza Farahan showed support for his friend last week via Instagram.

“Sending my boy good vibes to get through this difficult time, we all love and support you!” Farahan wrote.  “Everybody makes mistakes, the true character of a person shows when you apply that knowledge moving forward!”

Parido confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that’s moved on from Shouhed after being photographed holding hands with businessman Karlen Shubaralyan on a night out.

“It may seem that I moved on quickly, but I’ve been separated with Mike for over three-and-a-half months,” Parido said. “I’m ready to start a new life and be happy. Karlen makes me extremely happy.”

Shubaralyan and Parido are currently in Miami for Art Basel.

View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Cheating Scandals of All-Time

Jessica Simpson Wins Halloween With Hilarious, Sexy Costume

We’ve seen Jessica Simpson post racy selfies on random Tuesdays, so it’s no great surprise that she donned a revealing getup for Halloween.

What is surprising, however, is how creative and amusing her couple’s costume with husband Eric Johnson is.

That’s Jess and Eric as Clark Griswold and Christie Brinkley’s character from the 1983 comedy classic National Lampoon’s Vacation.

Eric’s getup is impressive in its attention to detail (Where do you find a Member’s Only jacket these days?), but we’re sure all eyes were on Jessica.

We’re guessing the beer in her hand means there’s no truth to the rumors about Jessica going to rehab. Or maybe it’s just part of her costume. 

Perhaps at the last minute, she decided to go as Drunk Jessica Simpson Dressed as Christie Brinkley. We can dig it.

Whatever the case, Jessica is rocking that costume and we’re sure she and Eric were a big hit at their party.

Jess has some stiff competition in the best-costumed celeb department this year with Emily Ratajkoswki as Marge Simpson and Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit appearing to take the top spots in terms of social media popularity. 

But hey, Jessica clearly has nothing to be embarrassed about. Aside from that time she was wasted on the Home Shopping Network. She should probably be a little embarrassed about that. 

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Biel Talks "Magical Vaginas," Vibrators

Jessica Biel has an amazing body.

This much was made clear after the actress made a public appearance about six months after giving birth to her first child with husband Justin Timberlake, a boy named Silas.

But the actress sat down this week for a Reddit AMA with Saundra Pelletier for WomanCare Global’s “Then Who Will” Campaign and wanted to focus on one aspect of her body in particular.

Her most private aspect, that is.

We’re talking about Jessica Biel’s vagina.

“Vaginas are magical things,” Biel said, after openly wondering whether she ought to be “funny” or “serious’ for this interview.

She added that she and Pelletier could also “go with the line that vaginas are weird and scary, and like bleed for seven days, so they shouldn’t be trusted!”

“THAT IS AN IMPORTANT TAKE AWAY,” Saundra said. “I think everybody should know more about vaginas – they benefit everyone!”

Sorry. Should we have added a TMI Alert to the top of this article?

At one point, however, Biel did grow serious (which is not to say that the benefit of vaginas is an un-serious topic).

“All we have left really, truly in this world that we can control is our own integrity,” Biel said.

“I don’t mean that like sexual integrity, I mean that as a human being… You choose how you live your life, what you deserve. Be good to yourself. Don’t worry about all that other sh-t.”

Sounds like little Silas, posing here with his famous father, is in pretty good hands, huh?

Also pretty funny and honest hands, as Biel concluded on a less serious note with the following.

Asked to name “something that got dramatically better over the years,” Biel replied with a single word: Vibrators!

Jessica Biel Flaunts Post-Baby Body, Confirms That Justin Timberlake is a Lucky Man

It’s only been six months since Jessica Biel welcomed her first child, but as she demonstrated last night, the 33-year-old actress is already back to peak physical condition:

Yes, we’re sure Jessica spends most of her time little Silas Randall Timberlake these days, but clearly his stroller has a lot of miles on it, because that is one insanely fit new mom.

Hard to believe that taut tummy is the same one Justin Timblerlake kissed in the couple’s pregnancy announcement just a few months back.

Aside from sharing the occasional crazy cute baby photos, Justin and Jessica have mostly been staying away from the spotlight and focusing on their new addition lately.

The Timberlakes stepped out for the Fashion Group International Night of the Stars Gala in New York last night, and while it’s not the first time they’ve been photographed in public since Silas entered the world, it is the first time that Jessica has worked the red carpet in a form-fitting number like this one.

Her incredible physique isn’t particularly shocking, as Jessica has always been a fitness nut, but it’s still pretty damn impressive.

Jessica often discusses her fondness for yoga, hiking and CrossFit, and her post-baby body is a testament to the effectiveness of her workout strategy. 

Of course, not to take anything away from her hard-work and dedication, but it’s also a testament to what you can achieve when you have a nanny to watch the kid during your 4-hour workouts. Just sayin’.

Jessica Jones Trailer: Is It Marvel-ous?

Buckle up, Netflix users. It"s nearly time to enter the Marvel universe once again.

But while popular big screen fare such as The Avengers may combine action with light-hearted characters, the first trailer for Marvel"s Jessica Jones makes it clear that the upcoming series is haunting, terrifying and very dark.

It also looks absolutely terrific.

Jessica Jones stars Krysten Ritter in the beloved title role, a former superhero whose clash with a villain named Kilgrave came to a tragic end.

As a result, she"s left to pick up the pieces of her life as a detective in New York City.

That is, until Kilgrave returns and begins to once again stalk his previous prey.

Along with Ritter, the series – which starts streaming on Netflix on November 20 at 12:01 a.m. EST – stars David Tennant as Kilgrave, along with Mike Colter, Rachael Taylor, Carrie-Anne Moss, Eka Darville, Erin Moriarty and Wil Traval.

It is the follow-up to the well-reviewed Daredevil and the precursor to two more Marvel-based dramas on the way from Netflix: Luke Cage and Iron Fist.

After those air, Netflix will take all four main characters and delivers to fans The Defenders.

But we"re getting ahead of ourselves.

Take a look below at this fascinating trailer for Jessica Jones and go ahead and get crazy excited. We certainly are.

Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson Has a Giant Dong!

Yesterday, naked photos of Justin Bieber cleared up rumors that the singer had been manipulating photos in order to make his junk look bigger.

Now, Jessica Simpson apparently wants the world to know that the Biebs has nothing on her aptly-named husband, Eric Johnson, who she claims is rocking an elephant trunk between his legs.

“She is always a satisfied woman!” a source close to Jessica tells Radar Online. 

“Jessica and Eric have an incredibly hot sex life and, according to her, it just keeps getting better. She tells us that their ‘through the roof’ sex alone will keep them together. She loves to brag about him.”

The insider adds that when Jessica is drunk (which we’re guessing is often), she’ll show her friends nude photos of Eric in order to confirm that her man is packin’. 

“Jessica is very proud of her accomplishments in the fashion world,” says the source. “But she is equally as proud of her, as she says, husband’s HUGE heart.”

And you thought Jessica’s “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos were racy! Apparently, the girl is out there showing her husband’s massive dong to anyone willing to look.

That’s like Instagramming pictures of your dinner, Jessica. There are some things you can just enjoy without showing the whole world.

Jessica Simpson: Boob Job Rumors Heat Up After Latest Instagram Pics

Rumors that Jessica Simpson was drunk during her recent appearance on the Home Shopping Network have been everywhere for the past couple weeks.

Frankly, it’s not hard to see why, as she totally seemed to be wasted on live TV.

Now, however, those who have studied pics Jessica’s latest appearances and selfies from her Instagram page say that the 34-year-old’s drinking problem might not be her only secret.

Yes, doctors who have spoken with Radar Online say that it’s their professional opinion that Jessica has gotten a boob job.

“Jessica has clearly had a significant breast augmentation,” says plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Glatt, who – it should be noted – has never treated Jessica himself. “She has likely also had a breast lift.”

Dr. Fred Pescatore seconds that opinion, but a much less professional, much Howard Stern-esque fashion.

“She looks ridiculous at this point — boobs on a stick!” says Pescatore, who better be a flawless physical specimen if he’s going around talking that kind of crap.

While she’s always been pleasantly top heavy, doctors say that with amount of weight Simpson has gained and lost over the years, it’s unlikely that her boobs would remain quite so perky without some sort of surgical assistance.

Interesting stuff, but frankly, we’re in the “whatever she’s doing, it’s working camp.” Go under the knife all you need to, Jess. Just keep sharing those bikini pics on Instagram.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics