Saturday, October 17, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Threatens Presidential Run in 2020

Throughout his shockingly popular run for President, Donald Trump has insulted women and said most Mexicans are rapists.


He’s slammed the looks of his fellow Republican hopefuls, he’s dissed a war hero and he’s also come up with some really bad ideas for this country.



But of all the terrible things Donald Trump has done and said over the past few months, his worst influence has been on fellow celebrities.


Because they now believe they can also be President of the United States/


Kanye West has already come up and said he’s serious about a 2020 Presidential run.


And now Lindsay Lohan has thrown her often-troubled hat into the political ring on Instagram.


“In #2020 I may run for president,” Lohan a photo of her at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner.


She then added many hashtags and a few more actual words:


“Through ups and downs #YESWECAN lets do this @kanyewest #truespirits thank you for inspiring us to be better people @barackobama #kanyewest2020 #lindsaylohanat35 #lindsaylohan2020 with #34yearsofEXPERIENCE #unitingWORLDnations.”


Lohan then added a photo of her and Kanye and made her first campaign statement:


“The first thing I would like to do as president of [the United States] is take care of all the children suffering in the world.


“#queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me in her country.”


Hmmm… Queen Elizabeth has zero political power and doesn’t actually run her country in any way, shape or form. But we do care about children!


#VoteLohanin2020!