Monday, March 28, 2016

Ivanka Trump Welcomes Third Child!

BREAKING: We have news about the Trump family that is not disgusting, racist and/or a sign that America is on a path to total and complete self-annihilation.


Ivanka Trump just gave birth to her third child!



The former Celebrity Apprentice star welcomed a boy with husband Jared Kushner on Sunday, March 27, announcing the exciting news social media.


“Jared and I feel incredibly blessed to announce the arrival of Theodore James Kushner,” Trump wrote, sharing the above photo on her Facebook page and adding:


“Baby Theodore. My heart is full. xx, Ivanka #grateful”


Back in September, Trump confirmed that the impending child was on the way by having her other two children hold up numbered signs.


Although Ivanka later told People Magazine, though, that this was actually the first time the baby beans were spilled.


“Arabella [announced] to everyone I was pregnant prior to me announcing it to even my family,” she said in November. “Her whole nursery school class was congratulating me.”


Ivanka Trump, of course, is the daughter of Donald Trump.


We do not blame her for her father’s misogyny, racism or any other intolerable traits.


We simply send her and her newly-expanded family the very best of wishes.