Today, Kourtney Kardashian took a brave step and initiated a Twitter chat to address questions about the launch of her Kardashian Kids spring clothing line – but she got way more than she bargained for.
Under the hashtag #AskKourtney, the tweets came rolling in, and approximately .000003 percent of the questions actually pertained to children"s fashion.
The reality TV star (or more likely, her assistant) carefully sifted through the questions and answered those .000003 percent, enlightening us on how she gets her clothing inspiration and other uninteresting drivel.
But the real gold lay in the tweets she chose NOT to answer. These are the burning questions the Twitterverse asked that we WISH Kourtney answered during her Twitter chat.
1. The question we ALL want to the answer to
Well, Kourt?
2. And then, a helpful suggestion
To be fair, there’s only been two white guys, but why not?
3. And the OTHER question we all want answered
Although considering this was asked by a user called “Justin B. f’ed me,” we’re surprised she doesn’t know.
4. Naturally, Kim’s butt had to make its way in
As it ALWAYS does.
5. This is actually a very good question
Thoughts, Kourtney?
6. This, from a lad who just wants to make the world a better place
Guess I need to re-read those Tolkien books.