If you were disappointed to see The Millionaire Matchmaker go off the air last year, we"ve got some great news.
The outspoken Patti Stanger is back, this time on WEtv on the similarly titled Million Dollar Matchmaker.
Looks like the premise remains about the same: finding richies a sufficient match who"ll endure their (mostly) terrible personalities.
"I"m taking the toughest cases I"ve ever seen in my matchmaking history and putting them in a week-long intensive retreat where I"m giving them love lessons," Stanger says in a clip promoting the show.
But here"s the awesome part.
One of her clients is Farrah Abraham!
She wasn"t lying when she said "toughest cases."
In the clip, we see a teary-eyed Farrah express to Patti that she just doesn"t get why she can"t find love.
"I don"t know why it"s so hard to find someone else to love me," the Teen Mom OG personality tells the matchmaker.
Maybe because you scream at everybody and lie about rape and are a racist?
If you"ve ever watched Stanger in action, you know that she also yells a fair amount and rips right into her clients when they get out of line.
Please let her do this to Farrah, oh please. We can"t wait for this exchange of words.
Last month it appeared as though Farrah and Simon Saran had gotten back together, but maybe she just needed a date to the So Sexy event, whatever that is.
Also appearing on Million Dollar Matchmaker will be the human Ken doll, Justin Jedlica, although we figured he"d already find his match in the Human Barbie, no?
