Showing posts with label Banging. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Bethenny Frankel to LuAnn de Lesseps: Who You Banging?!?

Bethenny Frankel and LuAnn de Lesseps just can’t stop bickering. 


They can literally explode into an argument at any given moment. 


If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online, you’ll know it all makes for some great TV. 



In a recent episode, Bethenny made it clear that she was in the know about some things that could signal the end of LuAnn’s engagement to Tom D’Agostino. 


Fun fact: D’Agostino also dated current RHONY stars Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan. 


Talk about keeping it in the family. In this case, the Bravo family. 


At the end of the  engagement party, Bethenny revealed that she has some incriminating text messages about LuAnn and Tom. 


Obviously, LuAnn was less than impressed with Bethenny’s comments and even branded her co-star a terrorist.


There’s only so much one person can take before they go crazy and it seems that LuAnn is getting to that stage with Bethenny.


What does it even have to do with Bethenny?


Are the producers offering her bonuses to get involved in drama that doesn’t concern her?


In a clip from the episode airing August 3, 2016, it is revealed that Bethenny isn’t done trying to cause problems. 


She asked de Lesseps if she and Tom are seeing other people. 


“I mean, I know this is going to sound ridiculous because I know you had a different type of European relationship with Alex — are you guys monogamous?” Frankel asks.


“Of course, of course,” a startled de Lesseps replies. “What do you mean ‘monogamous’? We’re getting married!”


LuAnn then took to the camera to air her thoughts on Bethenny’s comments. 


“Why are you asking such bizarre questions? We just got engaged, and you’re asking me if we’re monogamous? Who asks that?” The way that Bethenny’s asking me these questions is not sitting right with me,” she continues.


“It makes me think that Bethenny is up to something. She’s not being mean, she’s not being argumentative — she’s just being coy.”


All things considered, LuAnn had every right to be annoyed with Bethenny. Would Bethenny like if someone tried to play god with her relationship?


What do you think about this?


Hit the comments. 


Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Chantel Jeffries: Back to Banging Justin Bieber!

Chantel Jeffries is back in the news.


Because the model is once again back to taking it from Justin Bieber, according to a new report.



Jeffries has been in and out of Bieber’s life bed for years now.


She was actually with the artist on the night he got a DUI in Miami, way back in January of 2014.


We last wrote about Jeffries two years ago, after reports surfaced that she was present at a party also attended by Bieber.


In this latest sighting, the 22-year old singer performed at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Monday night, reserving a seat at the famous arena for his occasional female conquest.


The busty brunette was seen enjoying the show from the audience, cheering Bieber along throughout each set.


Chantel and Bieber have been hanging out for the past few months,” an insider tells E! News. “Last night Chantel went to see Bieber in concert. Bieber got [her] tickets.”


That’s not all her got her, we bet!


(We mean he probably also got her off, as in… he probably also gave her an orgasm during sex later that night.)



Following the concert, Justin allegedly took Jeffries out for an especially romantic, private date The Big Apple.


In what way, exactly?


He actually rented out an entire theater at AMC Theaters in Times Square so they could check out The Secret Life of Pets together.


How sweet, right?!?


But also, how rude to Selena Gomez.


Back in 2011, Bieber rented out The Staples Center for a special night with his then-girlfriend, as they viewed Titantic together at the time.


We can’t totally confirm that Bieber pulled a very similar move with Jeffries last night, but he did share a photo on Instagram of his feet kicked up inside a very empty movie theater.


See for yourself:




Bieber shoes



“They are sleeping together,” a source very simply says of Bieber and Jeffries, adding:


“She went back to his hotel and she spent the night. Bieber likes Chantel he thinks she is a great girl. Chantel would really date Bieber exclusively if he was ready. They have been good friends for a while.”


VERY good friends, apparently.


After the DUI in 2014, Jeffries was all over the news.


There were reports that she had been arrested five times and she grew so sick of the negative attention that she issued the following statement to E! News:


“I have been overwhelmed by the negative attention I have recently received in the media. My family and I are particularly upset about the false accusations which have been published concerning my criminal history…


“What has happened to me is wrong. I want people in general, and the media in particular, to consider the impact their disparaging comments have on the individual; especially when their comments are inaccurate.”


Sadly, we’re guessing Chantel Jeffries is in for a lot more negative attention over the next few days after this story goes viral.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Doug Hutchison: I"m the Only One Banging Courtney Stodden, So I MUST Be the Dad!

As you may have heard, Courtney Stodden is pregnant.


The 21-year-old kinda-reality star/perenially aspiring singer confirmed yesterday that she’s expecting her first child, and many reacted in disbelief.



For one thing, Courtney has shot down countless pregnancy rumors in the past.


Additionally, Courtney’s own mother has publicly doubted that she’s knocked up.


And on top of all of that, the whole world had kinda just assumed that Courtney’s not engaging in a whole lot of sexy-time with Doug Hutchison, the 55-year-old washed-up actor whom she married as a 17-year-old child bride.


The age difference, the tumultuous nature of their relationship, and the fact that Courtney has admitted to sleeping with other guys led many to conclude that there’s a good chance Doug’s not the father.


But don’t expect to see the Hutchisons on Maury anytime soon.



Asked about the possibility that he’ll soon be raising someone else’s child, Doug told TMZ he’s 100% sure that he’s the man responsible for the bun in Courtney’s oven.


In a statement issued to the website today, Doug made the following proclamation:


“Trust me: my spermatoza are the only swimmers surfing up that stream. Aloha!”


Wow. That’s almost too classy.


Doug certainly knows the way to a woman’s heart.


No wonder he was able to seduce his high school-age acting student when he was in his early 50s…


Almost typed that entire sentence without throwing up in our mouths a little.


Maybe next time!

Friday, May 13, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging a Blonde Model Named Ela Kawalec

Well, he did it.


Leonardo DiCaprio has banged so many blonde models that we’re officially out of jokes about how unsurprising it is that Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a blonde model.



Last we checked in on Leo, he was “dating” Chelsey Weimar, a 19-year-old postal worker. Just kidding, she’s a model.


Prior to that, he was banging Roxy Horner, who was destined to briefly date DiCaprio from the moment her parents christened her Roxy Horner.


We hate to shock you to your very core without warning like this, but Roxy earns her living as a model.


We’re beginning to think that Leo allowed that bear in The Revenant to get a little frisky just for a change of pace.


You might think that having sex with blonde models is something Leo would eventually get sick of…Actually, no. You would probably never think that at all.


Anyway, here’s his latest flavor of the month – a Polish model named Ela Kawalec.



Page Six is reporting that Leo and Ela were spotted acting “couply” (whatever that means) at NYC hotspot Bodega Negra Wednesday night.


“They were dancing,” says one witness. “Leo was dancing with her in his arms and canoodling. They were doing their thing, bumping and grinding.”


Bumping and grinding? Who is this source, 1993 R. Kelly?


Anyway, Ela is an up-and-comer with only about 1,000 Instagram followers, so we’re pretty sure what Leo’s doing for her career actually qualifies as charity work.


Can someone get the Nobel committee on the phone?


Screw the Oscar; this man needs to get shortlisted for the Peace Prize ASAP!

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Brandi Glanville: I"m Banging a Famous Guy AND an Uber Driver!

It’s always tough to tell what’s going on with Brandi Glanville’s love life.



For a while there, Brandi was dating Calum Best, but that relationship only lasted as long as it took the thirsty C-listers to realize that the media didn’t care about them, even as a couple.


From there, Brandi moved on to Theo Von, and the relationship briefly seemed to have potential.


After all, Von got his start on reality TV (MTV’s Road Rules, which was still a thing in 2000.), and he parlayed his modicum of fame into a career as an entertainer, which seems to be Brandi’s ultimate goal.


Unfortunately, it looks as though the spark disappeared faster than a magnum of pinot grigio at Brandi’s on a Tuesday afternoon.


So now she’s moved on yet again. To whom, you ask?


Well, Ms. Glanville’s not naming names, but it seems like she’s definitely done being picky:


“I had a great date last night with my Uber driver,” Brandi told the UK”s Daily Mail this week.


“He took me out. It was awesome. He’s French and very cute. He’s a proper gentleman. He opens doors for me and speaks with an accent. He’s an ex-model. That’s always good.”


Plus you don’t have to call an Uber when the date is over! Bonus!


But don’t think for a second that Brandi is spending all her time with one non-famous dude:


“I’m also having fun with another guy who’s on a TV show,” she added.


“I have three crushes right now. I don’t see anything serious happening with them, but I’m having a good time. Whatever happens, happens.”


Hey, at least she’s keeping busy.


The girl’s gotta do something now that she’s her feud with LeAnn Rimes is over (for now).

Monday, April 11, 2016

Tinsley Mortimer: Arrested for Incessant Door Banging!

Tinsley Mortimer is in trouble with the law because she banged for hours in Florida over the weekend.


Banged for hours on the door of her ex-boyfriend’s house, we should say.



The television personality and socialite was arrested in Palm Beach on Saturday for trespassing, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. 


She is accused of going on to the property of a former flame, Nico Fanjul, and sitting outside “for hours” while knocking incessantly on the door.


According to the official police report, the former High Society star (really! It was a show on The CW and everything!) actually called the authorities herself in order to ask for a “civil standby” because she yearned to retrieve belongings from her ex-residence.


After being told that she was trespassing and ought to come to the police station for assistance, Mortimer allegedly responded by screaming into the phone and hanging up.


At this point, authorities were dispatched to the home.



When officers arrived, they reportedly found Mortimer crying and yelling.


She told them that Fanjul was in the house with another woman and that she simply wanted to get her purse from inside.


But Fanjul insisted to the cops that he did not have her purse… and Mortimer was placed under arrest.


“Tinsley and Nico broke up, and she cannot get over it,” an insider tells Us Weekly.


“She was frantic and very upset. Finally they called the police to get her out of there. She’s not a bad person but she was too upset to be thinking rationally.”


Hey, we’ve all been there!


Not here, necessarily. But there, you know?


Mortimer, 40, was released on her own recognizance around 8:30 p.m. on Saturday, a mere two and a half hours after she was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on the misdemeanor charge.


Thursday, February 25, 2016

Gavin Rossdale and Mindy Mann Got Lunch, Probably Still Banging

SHE IS A SCORPION WOMAN.



I have no use for nannies who bed their bosses, and I am still furious at Gavin Rossdale for allegedly cheating on ex-wife, Gwen Stefani with their nanny, Mindy Mann.


The former couple were married for 14 years before splitting in August 2015.  In November, Us Weekly claimed that Rossdale had carried on an affair with Mann, who looked after their three sons.


Stefani reportedly found out about it by looking at the family iPad, which was linked to Rossdale’s phone.  Another nanny found nudies of Mann and texts about meeting up for sex, and told Stefani, who was humiliated that all of this was happening right “under her nose.”


Fast forward a few months, and it looks like Rossdale and Mann are still – if not dating – then having sex and eating lunch together.


On February 18th, Rossdale and Mann were seen having beers and lunch at the Fat Dog gastropub in North Hollywood, an eyewitness told Radar Online.


“They definitely acted like a couple,” the source told Radar.


“They were eating off each other’s plates, leaning in, and laughing.”


I know that Stefani is happy with Blake Shelton and that’s wonderful, but I’m so angry at Rossdale for having a wandering eye and ruining my late 90s teenage dream.


“It seemed like they were trying to stay under the radar, because this place is off the beaten path,” the source continued. “But they arrived and left together.”


Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Aubrey O"Day: Yup, I"m Banging Pauly D!

It is random, but it is real:


Aubrey O’Day is dating Pauly D.



A few months after this romantic rumor first hit the Internet, the singer has confirmed her relationship with the DJ in an interview with E! News.


They actually met while filming E!’s upcoming reality series, Famously Single.


“The show is about all of us coming together, dating, learning through a dating coach how to go out there and approach people that are better suited for us and kind of get over the issues that we were having,” O’Day explains.


“And it ended up just like becoming like this chemistry happened within the house with a few of the cast-mates and Pauly and I were one of them.


“I feel like people think we’re completely different, but ended up being pretty alike in a lot of ways.”


Well, they’re similar in that no one expected us to still be talking about Aubrey O’Day and Pauly D all these years after Danity Kane broke up and Jersey Shore went off the air.


What draws O’Day to the famous DJ?


“We connect in a really interesting way… Pauly’s wit. He’s incredibly funny and smart and very talented.”



Just how serious are things?


O’Day says the D-Listers are just “enjoying the moment” together, but also that Pauly D is unlike any other guy she’s dated in the past.


“Pauly makes me stay in the moment and get out of my head,” she says. “I’m so analytical and I have to assess risk everywhere I go and Pauly’s taught me how to lighten up and enjoy life.”


That’s beautiful.


Does anyone else hear wedding bells?!?

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Kody Brown: Only Banging Robyn, Sister Wives Catfisher Claims!

A explosive new report claims that Sister Wives star Cody Brown is only sleeping with one of his four wives and the lucky (?) lady is Robyn.


The other three wives, understandably, are pretty pissed off about it … and that’s not even all. You won’t believe the source of this intel:



In the wake of reports that Kody is cheating on the Sister Wives with a secret lover comes gossip from … Meri’s would-be catfish lover!


Oh yes, the woman who catfished Meri Brown (Kody’s wife thought she was a he) is ready to expose the Brown family in a new book.


According to Jackie Overton, a.k.a.  “Samuel Jacob Cooper,” a.k.a. the woman behind Meri’s big “emotional affair,” it’s about to get REAL.


Overton, who befriended and ultimately seduced Meri over the Internet, promises to reveal explosive details about Brown family life.


What’s it like to be married to a man who is also “spiritually married” to other two women and legally married to another? Meri told her.


For one, Kody is reportedly only sleeping with his legal wife Robyn, who he recently got hitched to so he could adopt her three children.


Kode Man spends the bulk of his nights with her, which has caused major jealousy among the other neglected, emotionally reeling wives.


Especially Meri, obviously.


She revealed these feelings and secrets to “Samuel” not just for the sake of venting, but ’cause she was gonna bounce, Overton says.


During her affair, Meri reportedly told the other wives that deep down, “she did not want to be there anymore,” according to the insider.


“That she loved the kids but the marriage was done and she was not wanting to fix it. She said the second sister wife [Janelle] was shocked.”


Clearly, she never would up leaving and starting a life of her own … and her affair was exposed to the entire world after she got played.


Talk about adding insult to injury.


While the gang tried to get in front of the story, as you know if you watch Sister Wives online, that united front may be just that. A front.


Are the Browns crumbling behind closed doors? Is Kody about to be dumped by three of them? If so, will Robyn actually be excited?


Stay tuned.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Nick Jonas Basically Confirms Banging of Kate Hudson

Nick Jonas refuses to say for certain whether or not he’s engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson.


But Nick Jonas is TOTALLY engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson!



Rumors of Jonas and Hudson surprisingly getting it on started way back in September.


Neither half of this alleged couple has talked much about the other in public, though some believe Hudson recently shared a photo of her rear end online with Jonas in mind.


Featured in a new interview with Complex Magazine, meanwhile, Jonas was asked about Hudson.


And not in some indirect, roundabout, subtle way, either.


Reporter Kerensa Cadena came right out and asked the following of the artist:


Are you having sex with Kate Hudson?


Jonas reportedly laughed at the direct question and then did his best to answer it honestly, while being sure not to bang kiss and tell:


“Kate’s incredible. We had an unbelievable connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, and see something in each other that’s beautiful.


“Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not. But we did have a beautiful connection. Even now I have so much admiration and respect. She’s amazing.”


Allow us to translate:


Kate is incredible. We had an unbelievable SEXUAL connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, LIKE EACH OTHER’S NAKED PRIVATE PARTS, and see something in each other, LIKE WHEN MY PENIS IS INSIDE OF HER VAGINA.


Hehe, sorry.


We actually do admire Jonas for not coming right out and bragging about something he most certainly has every right to brag about.


It’s good to know he’s willing to admit he has a lot of sex, but enough of a gentlemen not to reveal who that sex is with. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s currently Kate Hudson!)


Friday, October 9, 2015

Drake and Serena Williams: We"re Not Engaged, Just Banging!

Yesterday, we reported on the widespread rumor that Drake and Serena Williams are engaged.


It seemed too good to be true, and sadly, reps for the couple confirmed that while they might be doing plenty of cross-court smashing, they’re not an official match.



TMZ is reporting that Drake and Serena are denying that they’ve taken the next step, with Drake’s team issuing a statement that says simply, “The rumor is completely untrue.”



Obviously it’s a shame, as the couple’s children would’ve made short work of their opponents on the court, then proceeded to body their rap rivals with blistering diss tracks.


Of course, we should probably just give these two some time.


It’s only been a few weeks since Drake and Serena were caught making out, and we’re already hoping Drizzy will propose in an epic 18-minute auto-tuned ballad. 


It’s just that celebrity couples like this don’t come along ever day, and a Drena (Serake?) wedding would be the star-studded party of the century.


Then again, if Serena buys into the theory that Drake is her bad luck charm, she might want to cut him loose for the time being and come back after she nails that elusive calendar Grand Slam.


We’re Drizzy will wait for her. Plus the breakup will probably inspire 19 number one singles.


Monday, October 5, 2015

LeAnn Rimes & Scheana Marie: Bonding Over Banging Eddie Cibrian?

Back in 2009, Eddie Cibrian was living the life of a Hollywood playboy and banging anything with a pulse.


That would be all well and good, were it not for the fact that Eddie was married to Brandi Glanville at the time.


Everyone knows that Eddie cheated on Brandi with LeAnn Rimes, but many have forgotten that LeAnn wasn’t Eddie’s only sidepiece.



Because one mistress apparently wasn’t enough, Eddie was also sleeping with Scheana Marie, who’s best known as one of the stars of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules.



Yes, Scheana works for Brandi’s friend Lisa Vanderpump. Awkward.


Even more awkward? The fact that Scheana and LeAnn are apparently BFFs, despite the fact that Scheana used to bang LeAnn’s husband while LeAnn was dating him


LeAnn and Scheana have even been known to give one another shout-outs on Twitter, such as when the reality star was rocking out to one of Mrs. Cibrian’s forgotten pop jams over the weekend:


“Rocking out on Pop2k with @MusicKillsKate and Can’t Fight the Moonlight comes on! Next karaoke song for me? @leannrimes lol,” Scheana tweeted.


Moments later, LeAnn tweeted back, “@scheanamarie @MusicKillsKate if there’s no video it never happened! #mustfilm.”


So we might soon have video of one of the women Eddie Cibrian cheated on his wife with singing a song by one of the other women Eddie Cibrian cheated on his wife with.


We imagine that’ll be pretty weird for Eddie. 


Hey, maybe this means LeAnn and Brandi can be friends one day, after all!