Paging Dr. 2 Chainz … Dr. 2 Chainz to the OR, stat! Words we imagine no patient would want to hear, but that’s what went down in Miami when 2 Chainz stepped into surgery for an up close view of a Brazilian butt lift. The rapper streamed parts of…
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Monday, April 3, 2017
17 Times Blondes Were the Butt of Their Own Jokes
Do blondes really have more fun?
It"s unclear.
But do we have more fun laughing AT blondes when they act in a manner that can be best described as… well… blonde?
Yes. Consider the following photos as evidence…
1. Is This Thing On?
Yes. Now turn it the f-ck around!
2. All Are Welcome!
Seriously, these legs are wide open to the public if you buy them a drink first.
3. Wearing a Bathing Suit Can Be a Challenge
Ummm… can we see the front please?
4. Maybe Ask a Brunette to Attach Your Next License Plate
Just a suggestion.
5. This is Not Going to Work
A backward microphone has a better shot of working than this does.
6. We Know It’s Called a Boob Job
But normally they do BOTH boobs.
Thursday, March 30, 2017
"WAGS" Stars Break Out Butt Floss For Beach Bachelorette Party (PHOTOS)
It’s good to be a professional athlete … at least judging by the beach pics of their reality star wives and girlfriends!! A bunch of the women from the “WAGS” show flew to Hawaii for Nicole Williams’ bachelorette party — as she gears up for her…
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Kylie Jenner: GIANT Boobs and Butt Spark Implant Rumors
The Kardashian women are famous for their Jessica Rabbit-like curves that seem to defy the laws of physics, biology, and pretty much every other scientific discipline.
But Kylie Jenner isn’t a Kardashian.
She has one parent in common with Kourtney, Kim, and Kris, but she doesn’t share the Armenian heritage to which they attribute their iconic T&A.
So when Kylie takes to social media to flaunt Kim-like assets, the world does a double-take – and begins to question what’s really going on here.
Kylie’s latest photo shoot is garnering a LOT of attention, and not just because she’s wearing a shade pf green that’s never before been seen outside fifth grade gym class, circa 1993.
As you can see, Kylie is showing off her curves, but there’s nothing new about that.
What’s new is just how curvy those curves have become.
We’ve seen enough of Kylie’s racy selfies to know when a change has taken place, and we feel confident in saying that this young woman has undergone serious reconstruction in recent months.
For years now, Kylie has been slowly transforming into Kim, but she seems to have ramped up her progress recently.
We imagine it as being like that scene in every mad scientist movie where the guy gets sick of the villagers calling him crazy so he turns every dial up to 11 and waits for the lightning to strike.
The smoke clears and Kylie stumbles out looking like someone who’s new to photoshop tried to graft Kim’s body onto a pic of Kris and Caitlyn’s youngest daughter.
Obviously, the photos have re-ignited the debate over whether or not Kylie has had plastic surgery.
Perhaps we should rephrase that:
At this point, there is not debate about whether or not Kylie has had plastic surgery.
The only question is:
Just how many procedures has she undergone?
Believe it or not, the only cosmetic enhancements Kylie will admit to are “temporary lip fillers.”
Of course, she made that confession nearly two years ago, and it looks like she’s received “fillers” just about everywhere else in the meantime.
Will she ever cop to going under the knife.
Probably, but only in a tearful memoir years after her social media fame has died down.
And if she keeps posting pics like these ones, it may be a very long time before that happens.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Kylie Jenner Nude Butt Selfie Circulates Online, Prompts Implant Rumors
Back in December Kylie Jenner released a calendar of scantily clad photos taken by Terry Richards, a man whose skill for photography is matched only by his ability to get famous people to take their clothes off.
Considering she’s in various states of undress on the Internet every damn day, we’re not quite sure who the market is for such an item.
People who want to ogle Kylie Jenner on a daily basis but lack the necessary Internet access?
We may not understand the project, but we’re certainly not complaining, as its yielded gems like the photo above.
No, that’s not Kylie’s head ‘shopped onto a photo of her sister’s famous backside.
It’s actually Kylie’s naked butt (or so we’re being told).
The pic is several months old, but for some reason it’s making the rounds online today, possibly in connection with a Daily Mail article that falsely claims Kylie recently posted it to Instagram.
She didn’t, but obviously it’s worth a second look for other reasons.
Like her sisters, Kylie has been plagued by questions of how much work she’s had done.
Also, like her sisters, Kylie cops to minor cosmetic procedures such as “temporary lip fillers,” but maintains that she’s never gone under the knife to alter her appearance.
Unfortunately for Kylie, the vast majority of people who visit her Instagram page are equipped with not just one, but two working eyes.
Look, it’s impossible to say with absolute certainty exactly what Kylie had done or how much of altered appearance is the result of Photoshop, but something is going on here.
It’s hard to believe it’s purely coincidental that, as she ages, Kylie is transforming into Kim Kardashian.
She even seems to have adopted Kim’s most famous feature at some point in the past year, probably during one of her brief hiatuses from social media.
It’s worth noting Kim is Kylie’s half-sister.
She’s stated several times that she credits her highly-publicized backside to her Armenian heritage – a heritage that Kylie doesn’t share.
Again, it’s not our place to say what sort of work Kylie has had done or when, but she’s asking for some serious suspension of disbelief if she wants her fans to believe that she adopted her most famous sister’s most famous trait all-naturally.
There’s no shame in having some work done.
Kylie grew up in LA, in a family that emphasizes physical perfection to an insane degree, even by LA standards.
The problem is that Kylie wields a tremendous amount of influence, and she could take a great deal of pressure off some of her most impressionable fans by admitting that she’s received a bit of surgical assistance.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Kim Kardashian Pictures: Boobs! Butt! Blonde Hair!
Kim Kardashian is back to being platinum blonde.
And also back to showing off various body parts, from her ample bosom to her impressive rear end.
We think it’s safe to say that Kim Kardashian is back in general, folks.
First, the reality star reached into her past by showing some birthday love to her old friend and boss, Paris Hilton.
On the occasion of Hilton turning 36 years old on Friday, Kim posted the photo above and included with it a very simple caption:
“Happy Birthday Paris Hilton.
She also hopped on Twitter and wrote:
“Today’s vibes channeling Paris! Happy Birthday @ParisHilton Can’t wait to celebrate with you soon.”
As likely noticed in the above picture, Kardashian is also platinum blonde once again, a look she debuted to much ridicule a couple years back.
Who can forget these Kim Kardashian memes, right?
Kardashian, who first went platinum blonde back in March 2015 ahead of the Balmain show at Paris Fashion Week, also showed off the dyed locks in a couple silly Snapchat images.
We went ahead and shared those for you as well.
But we know why you’re really here.
We know the kinds of Kim Kardashian pictures you wake up each morning hoping to ogle.
And Kardashian recently delivered on this front as well, uploading some seriously sexy pics to her official app and website. To wit:
Hubba, hubba, right?!?
Aside from being thankful to Kardashian for starring in a one-woman wet t-shirt contest, it’s nice to see this sort of image online because it means Kim must be feeling pretty good these days.
She’s been shunning the spotlight for months, recovering mentally and physically from being the victim of an armed robbery in early October.
But the Kim Kardashian we all know and occasionally love has been creeping back into our lives since the calendar flipped to 2017, as this large-breasted mother of two has been posting seductive pictures again and even selling herself out for terrible products.
It’s like everything in the world is back to normal when this happens, you know?
(Except for the whole Donald Trump as President thing, that is.)
Along with the sultry snapshot directly above, Kim gave fans a look at her butt this week. And here it is!
Questions of whether Kim will divorce Kanye West continue to circulate online.
Both halves of this famous couple have been unusually quiet when it comes to addressing them, but Kardashian did show her husband support after his fashion show on Wednesday night in New York.
Once this relationship is smoothed out, we’re guessing Kim really will feel all the way back and we’ll be treated to plenty more nearly-naked poses from her.
We’re looking forward to it.
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Jada Pinkett Smith"s Butt Easily Spotted in Hawaii (PHOTO GALLERY)
No one wants Jada Pinkett Smith to change her spots … not if she’s rocking this leopard print bikini. The 45-year-old actress was basking in the sun Thursday in Hawaii after a workout sesh in the sand with her trainer … who’s also…
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Ariel Winter Posts Butt, Bikini Selfies For Valentine"s Day
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you know that the girl basically lives in a bikini.
The northern half of the country may still be looking at another month or so of winter weather, but it’s endless summer in Winter’s world, as the actress continues to take advantage of wall-free access to Mexico.
Much to the chagrin of her many, many creepily obsessed followers, Ariel is still dating Levi Meaden, and the couple celebrated Valentine’s Day with a swimwear-clad trip to Cabo.
As you can see, it was a fully hands-on experience, as Ari and Levi started getting into it as though there wasn’t a third person in the room snapping photos.
Like every pic she posts, this latest probably won’t hurt Ariel’s online popularity (butts and bikinis are reliably two of the Internet’s favorite things), but it might not do a whole lot to help Meaden build his own following.
You see, for some reason, Meaden is not especially well-liked by some folks on social media.
And by “for some reason” we mean that he has regular access to Ariel Winter’s boobs, and approximately 2.8 of her 2.9 million Instagram followers are basement-dwelling pervs.
He seems to treat her well, and she appears to be happy in the relationship, but for some strange reason (see boobs comment above) some folks are rooting for a breakup.
Of course, it’s possible there’s something more here, but we doubt it.
The ten-year age difference is verging on creepy, considering Ariel is only 19, but she and Levi started dating sometime in the past year, so this isn’t a Tyga-Kylie situation where age of consent laws come into play.
Nevertheless, fans are looking for signs of friction between these two, and we don’t mean the kind of friction that obviously took place south of the border yesterday.
And we mean south of the actual border between the U.S. and Mexico. Entendre overload!
As several fans pointed out, if Ariel and Levi decided to call it quits on this trip (doesn’t look like that’s happening), it wouldn’t be the first time Ari ended a relationship in Mexico.
It’s been rumored that Ariel and Laurent Claude Gaudette broke up during a vacay in Cabo.
“Mexico? Uh oh didnt she break up with her last BF after Mexico?” one fan commented on the pic above, leading others to echo the speculation.
We’re gonna go out on a limb here and guess that these two are doing just fine.
Friday, February 10, 2017
Ariel Winter: Look at My Butt and Douchey Boyfriend!
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you’re probably aware that the girl isn’t shy when it comes to posting racy selfies.
And if you don’t follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, what have you been doing with your life?!
Anyway, these days Winter is dating Levi Meaden, and not surprisingly he’s a frequent presence on her social media – a development that some fans are less than pleased with.
You see, Levi has been accused of having a quality about him that he probably thinks of as rebellious, but that sometimes comes across as a bit – what’s the word? – douche-riffic.
At first, we were quick to forgive his macho posturing (flipping off the camera, striking Zoolander-esque soulful poses) as the behavior of a teen with a world of growing up to do.
Then we did a little research and learned that Levi is 29.
Yes, dude is a full decade older than Ariel (who turned 19 less than two weeks ago), but he’s still acting like the bad guy in an ’80s high school movie. Or is he?
Not surprisingly, fans have been quick to call on Mr. Meaden (which is what we’ll now be calling him after realizing he’s a few months shy of 30) to dial back the antics:
“With all the hate going on in this country, I cannot condone pictures with middle fingers,” wrote one follower.
“Flipping off the camera? He’s so cool!” commented another.
“Smells like desperation,” argued another fan.
The thing is, as far as we can tell – that’s not Ariel’s boyfriend?
Granted, they have similar bro-stylings, but let’s not all dog pile on Levi for the actions of come other dude’s finger!
Instead, let’s hate on him for having regular access to Ariel’s awesome boobs.
No one that lucky can be a good person, right?
We call it the Tom Brady Principle.
Obviously, we’re joking.
Levi is probably an okay guy, and we shouldn’t rag on him because some unrelated d-bag thinks flipping off the camera makes him look cool.
Besides, anyone who’s seen Ariel’s butt knows that Levi’s hands are probably always occupied – but butt touching.
It’s the “if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” of the 21st Century.
We rest our case.
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Kim Kardashian"s Butt Is Back (PHOTO GALLERY)
Kim Kardashian’s has has been noticeably absent for months … but Costa Rica brought it out of hiding. Kim was poolside with Khloe Saturday during the family’s vacation soaking up some sun. Welcome back.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Kim Zolciak Says Daughter"s Butt Is Real Deal (PHOTO)
Kim Zolciak is coming to daughter Brielle Biermann’s defense denying the 19-year-old has ever had butt implants, despite what the Internet thinks. Brielle posted a racy pic of her rump on Snapchat and many jumped to the conclusion that it…
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Alessandra Ambrosio Diving in Headfirst, Butt ... (PHOTO GALLERY)
Alessandra Ambrosio’s soaking up summer in Brazil … or at least her buns are. The VS supermodel’s purple bikini did its best to hang on in the surf of the resort town Florianópolis. We’d say this is the best body surfing contest ever, but…
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Ex-NBA Player Orien Greene Arrested for Creepy Butt Rub (MUG SHOT)
Ex-NBA player Orien Greene — a 2005 2nd round pick — was arrested in Florida on Monday morning after officials say he snuck into 2 homes and rubbed a sleeping woman’s butt. Yeah … creepy. According to the police report obtained by…
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Bella Hadid -- Victoria Missed This Secret ... Butt, Boobs & My Piercing (PHOTO GALLERY)
If you thought Bella Hadid looked awesome at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, you’re right — but it gets even better without all the fancy lingerie. Hadid is featured on the cover of PAPER Mag’s Outspoken issue, and to…
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Taylor Swift -- Alleged Butt Grabber Interview Vanishes ... She Denies Strong-arming
The radio interview with the guy accused of grabbing Taylor Swift’s ass was abruptly removed from the station’s website — and there are conflicting stories about who pulled the plug. Former radio DJ David Mueller went on iHeart’s “Mojo in the…
Taylor Swift -- Alleged Butt Grabber Interview Vanishes ... She Denies Strong-arming
The radio interview with the guy accused of grabbing Taylor Swift’s ass was abruptly removed from the station’s website — and there are conflicting stories about who pulled the plug. Former radio DJ David Mueller went on iHeart’s “Mojo in the…
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!
There are few stars who enjoy a good bikini selfie as much as Ariel Winter.
Ariel took a vacation in Cabo with her new boyfriend, Levi Meaden, and naturally, she chronicled the whole thing on Instagram.
Ariel broke up with Laurent Claude Gaudette, and it seems like she wasted no time getting back to her life of seaside partying with a lucky dude by her side.
So watch out beach communities of North America:
Winter is coming in more ways than one.
1. Ariel Winter bikini snap
Ariel Winter was kind enough to share a cleavage-filled selfie on Snapchat from her vacation in Mexico. Ariel Winter is truly a gift to us all.
2. Ariel Winter Posted a Bikini Selfie
You know the drill. Ariel posted a bikini selfie, and yay, it was good, for her boobs are ginormous.
3. Ariel Winter: Legal Beer!
Ariel Winter posted this pic, along with a caption reading, “Legal beer where I’m at!” Yes, she’s so young that she used the phrase “legal beer” on Instagram. We are old.
4. Ariel Winter: Bikini Selfie, Take 4 Million
Hey, it’s Ariel Winter in a bikini! We’re starting to think she doesn’t own any clothes that aren’t beachwear, and for that, we thank her.
5. Ariel Winter in Cabo
Ariel captioned this pic, “Cabo it’s lit.” Yes, because the setting is what we’re all paying attention to here.
6. Ariel Winter Butt Close-Up
This is really as close-up as you can get in terms of butt selfies. This might actually qualify as a colonoscopy.
Monday, November 14, 2016
Scott Disick Drools Over Kourtney Kardashian"s Butt, Fuels Reconciliation Rumors
According to a recent report, Scott Disick is determined to win back Kourtney Kardashian.
Will he be successful in doing so? We can’t say for certain.
But the irritating reality star has clearly established a relationship with his three-time baby mama that already goes beyond friendship… considering he just got an up close and VERY personal view of Kourtney’s butt!
Scott and Kourtney jetted down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico over the weekend; to avoid the crazy political climate in America right now, we have to presume.
And Disick shared a photo on Instagram from the trip that made it clear just how spectacular a view he had from his tropical hotel.
Of the water and beach and sky? Sure. That’s all very pretty in the following photo, no doubt.
But we don’t think Disick was referring to any scenery outside of Kardashian’s body when he captioned this picture “Views.”
Kourtney and Scott were on this vacation with their three kids.
To their credit, Kardashian and Disick have remained close for over a year now, ever since splitting up in July of 2015 over rumors that the latter cheated on the former with an ex-girlfriend.
Those rumors were never confirmed, but they weren’t exactly the point, either.
Yes, of course Disick cheating would be grounds for a break-up. No questions asked.
But Disick was accused of this infidelity while off on a trip to France, giving Kourtney yet another example of her then-boyfriend caring more at the time about partying and drinking than about being a father.
Certain outlets have claimed recently that Disick has received the message. Loud and clear.
“He’s been eating clean, exercising and looking after the kids,” an insider recently told OK! Weekly. “And, most importantly, he’s three or four weeks sober now.”
Those who tune in to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online saw a couple weeks ago that Disick was concerned about himself after Kourtney left with the kids for several days.
He’s so used to spending a lot of time with them at this point. Which is a huge and welcome change.
As a result of his concerns, Kris Jenner actually encouraged Scott to bring back Lord Disick, as you can see in this clip from the family’s E! series:
Again, we’re not saying Disick and Kardashian are back together.
But they just took a family trip and Disick just shared a picture of Kourtney’s rear end in a bikini. That has to mean something, right?
Moreover, they also dressed up as superheroes for Halloween, continuing a tradition that must make their kids very happy.
There’s very obviously a close connection between Scott and Kourtney and we’d be surprised if they don’t end up together.
In fact… screw it … we’re calling it now:
Disick and Kardashian will get married someday and they will do it on television. You heard it here first. It will happen, folks.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Former Miss Finland: Donald Trump "Squeezed My Butt" Because I Look Like Melania
Sadly, we’ve reached the point where it’s no great shock to learn that another woman has accused Donald Trump of sexual assault.
Still, each journalist, secretary, or adult film star who alleges that she was subjected to Trump’s unwelcome advances deserves to be acknowledged and serves as a sad reminder of the patent absurdity of this election.
The Trump campaign has endured countless scandals that would have derailed any other American political campaign in history, and it looks like things won’t get any easier as the mogul-turned-troll and his increasingly uneasy handlers limp to the finish line.
The number of Trump accusers reached an even dozen today, as former beauty pageant contestant named Ninni Laaksonen shared an account of being fondled by the GOP nominee with UK newspaper The Telegraph.
Laaksonen, who won the title of Miss Finland and competed in Trump’s Miss Universe pageant in 2006, says the incident occurred when she and the other contestants appeared alongside Trump on The Late Show with David Letterman in July of that year:
“Before the show, we were photographed outside the building,” Laaksonen says.
“Trump stood right next to me and suddenly he squeezed my butt. He really grabbed my butt.”
She adds:
“I don’t think anybody saw it but I flinched and thought: ‘What is happening?’ Somebody told me there that Trump liked me because I looked like Melania when she was younger … It left me disgusted.”
Not surprisingly, the Trump campaign has yet to respond to this latest allegation.
Trump has made of point of refusing to acknowledge the individual allegations against him, instead lumping all of his accusers together as co-conspirators and portraying them as pawns in the elaborate anti-Trump scheme that he imagines has been designed to keep him out of the White House.
In rallies and in debates, Trump has called the women liars, accused them of working for the Clinton campaign, and threatened to sue them.
His favorite defense, of course, is to point out that Bill Clinton was also embroiled in infidelity scandals during his first presidential campaign.
While it’s true that politicians being accused of sexual impropriety is nothing new in this country, Trump seems to genuinely not understand why the allegations are so unimaginably heinous:
When he boasted about sexual assault in a recorded conversation with Billy Bush, it wasn’t Trump’s crude remarks that proved he’s unfit for public office.
It was the fact that he considers forcing himself upon unwilling women to be a laughing matter.
Trump’s lame “locker room talk” justification was roundly dismissed from the start, and now that twelve women have risked their reputations and, in some cases, their careers to share their horror stories with the world, a man who wants to be President of the United States of America thinks the appropriate response is to smear them and threaten them with financial ruin.
At a time when the importance of consent and the rampant nature of sexual abuse are finally being discussed in public forums, Donald Trump is a daily reminder of exactly why those conversations are so important.
In that sense, we suppose his campaign hasn’t been a total disaster, after all.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Kim Zolciak Bares Butt to Show Off Latest Cosmetic Procedure
Kim Zolciak has an awful lot in common with that other reality star Kim:
They both like to show off their backsides; they’ve figured out how to maintain steady incomes despite never doing any real work; and they both tend to be a little less than honest about what sort of cosmetic procedures they’ve undergone:
Just last week, Zolciak claimed she’s never had any plastic surgery. Today, she posted this video:
As you can see, that’s Kim getting ass injections to combat cellulite.
She captioned the photo:
“Had to make a stop by @simonourianmd1 office last week while in LA! I can’t believe how much better my little dimples look,” she captioned the video.
“I’m sooooo excited. No negative Nancy’s please I love to share my ‘secrets’ with you guys. I do it because it works and It makes me feel better about me.”
In fairness, it’s not technically plastic surgery.
And Kim only claimed that she hadn’t had any work done on her face.
Naturally, fans responded by circulating before-and-after photos all over social media, and being all,”Oh, reeeeeeally?”
In all likelihood, she’s probably well aware that the average person doesn’t make much of a distinction between plastic surgery and implants/injections/whatever the hell else Kim has had done.
So she can claim she’s never had any plastic surgery and we guess she’s technically sort of, kind of telling the truth.
But the fact remains cosmetic procedures are still a very big part of Kim’s life.
Fortunately for us, she enjoys showing off the results on social media.
There’s no denying she looks good.
And, hey, even better is the fact that we know this pic is consensual.
Unlike when Kim posted a nude photo of Kroy Biermann without his knowledge.
Yes, as long as Kim keeps her TMI weirdness to herself it’s all good.
She can do whatever she wants to her own body, and really, lying about it is just a waste of time, because no one really cares.
It’s when Kim talks about plastic surgery for her 2-year-old daughter that people get concerned.
Yes, sadly, that’s a thing that actually happened.
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