Demi Lovato isn’t taking an immediate plunge back into her old lifestyle … she’s splitting her time between a halfway house and a private home in Los Angeles. We’re told Demi feels the need to spend a big chunk of her time at a sober house — 3…
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Wednesday, November 7, 2018
John Stamos Admits: I Nearly Masturbated to Fuller House
John Stamos is finally ready to come clean.
About something pretty dirty.
The long-time actor was a guest this week on the E! talk show Busy Tonight, sitting down across from host Busy Phillipps and opening up about two things very personal to him:
- His beloved role as Uncle Jess on Full House and the Netflix revival, Fuller House.
- Masturbation.
Allow Stamos to explain…
“This is an absolutely true story, and I’ve been waiting to tell this story,” Stamos told Phillips before delving into a tale about his trip to a fertility clinic when he and his wife, Caitlin McHugh, were trying to start a family.
“[We were] trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility place and I had to go give a sperm sample.”
In other words:
Stamos had to pleasure himself and make sure the results ended up in a cup. Standard stuff in this sort of case.
“I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever, there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing,’” the star continued, getting to the non-fictional punchline:
“I turn the TV on… and it’s on Fuller House. My hand to God."
HA!
So, did he do it? Did Stamos do what needed to be done while watching scenes from the comedy on which he plays a major part?
Not quite.
"I’m like, if I’m going to masturbate to myself, it’s going to be my old self, not the new one,” he joked.
Stamos stars in the family-friendly Netflix series as Uncle Jesse. He originally played the role in Full House from 1987 to 1995 — and he"s saying here that he was more attractive during the original version.
Which is silly, of course.
The guy hasn"t aged a single second it seems.
All quips aside, though, Stamos welcomed his son in April and gushed over the experience to Philipps:
"It’s just so beautiful. It’s just the perfect time,” he said.
“I’m glad I waited so I could devote my total self to my wife and to my child and forget about myself, because you get tired of your own self after a while, right?"
Monday, November 5, 2018
Diddy"s House Party Shut Down By Cops
Diddy’s birthday celebrations got so out of control over the weekend, police had to shut down a wild rager at the music mogul’s mansion. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … police received multiple calls around 2 AM Monday for a disturbance…
Lance Bass is Still Involved in HGTV"s "Brady Bunch" House Remodel Show
Lance Bass was noticeably absent from the ‘Brady Bunch’ reunion at the Brady crib HGTV plans to remodel, but he’s still going to be involved in the show … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the production tell us this week’s Brady kids…
Friday, November 2, 2018
"Brady Bunch" Cast Reunites at Famous House For Filming With HGTV
It’s throwback Thursday at the famous ‘Brady Bunch’ house, where the main cast from the 1970s sitcom is getting back together to shoot for HGTV’s new show about the groovy makeover going down at their old crib. As you can see in our pics … Marcia,…
Monday, October 29, 2018
Boston"s Heath Hembree Can"t Wait to Visit White House, "I F*ck With Trump!"
Boston Red Sox pitcher Heath Hembree has already made up his mind — he WILL be visiting the White House with the team … telling TMZ Sports, “Hell yeah! I f*ck with Trump!” Heath was leaving Nightingale nightclub after the Red Sox won Game 5 of…
Mac Miller"s House Where He Died Up for Rent for $10k Per Month
It’s time to turn the page on the house where Mac Miller died … it’s now up for rent. We’re told the 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom San Fernando Valley house hit the market earlier this week and can be yours for $ 9,595 a month. The 3,156 sq.…
Saturday, October 27, 2018
Paul Pierce Says Sports Teams Visiting White House Is Stupid Tradition
Paul Pierce is glad Villanova is refusing to visit Trump’s White House to celebrate their NCAA basketball title … saying the tradition is dumb and overrated. Nova’s coach Jay Wright, announced Thursday the team would not visit 1600…
Blac Chyna Buys $3 Million House
Blac Chyna’s getting ready to move into a new crib … and it cost her a pretty penny. TMZ’s learned BC just threw down $ 3 million on a pad in the San Fernando Valley. The house is a knockout — 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms sitting on nearly half an…
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Bomb Found at Bill and Hillary Clinton"s House
A bomb was found at the home of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A technician who screens the mail for the Clintons found the device at their Westchester County estate. The device was similar to the one found Monday at the home of billionaire…
Thursday, October 18, 2018
American Horror Story Recap: Return to Murder House
American Horror Story was all about giving fans what they wanted on Wednesday night.
By that, we mean there was a return trip to the Murder House from American Horror Story Season 1 as Madison and Behold continued their mission to find out everything they could about Michael Langdon.
Posing as the most fabulous married couple of them all, they had to fool the realtor into proving they were seriously interested in buying the house.
As such a wire transfer was made, taking the house off the market and allowing the two to enter the walls of the home that housed 36 ghosts.
Behold, and Madison had to do a spell to allow them to see the ghosts because the souls were able to decide when they could be seen by mortals.
We quickly learned that Constance Langdon, Michael’s grandmother, was dead, and there was a huge hint that she took “the coward’s way out,” courtesy of Moira.
“I’m Constance Langdon, and this is my f–ing house!” shrieked Constance, marking Jessica Lange’s first episode with the series in four years.
The mother of Tate went on to say that if they wanted the goods on Michael, they had to do something for her:
Get rid “that insufferable, cloudy-eyed ginger.”
And that they did. The dug up her bones and planted them in the same plot of land as her mother’s corpse. It brought Moira’s storyline full-circle and allowed her to pass on to what came next with someone who was actually happy to see her.
As for Constance’s end of the bargain, she spilled all the beans, and much of it was to be expected. She tried her best to keep Michael’s murderous instincts at bay.
In fact, she went as far as planting a rose bush above every single animal he skewered, but that got difficult when he graduated to the big leagues and started offing humans.
He even had a decade-length growth spurt one night, allowing him to become stronger. But Constance realized he was going to wind up killing her, so she headed over to the Murder House with some pills and a bottle of whiskey.
“That’s what I call a bon voyage!” Constance laughed as she told the two witches the chilling tale. Constance decided against revealing her spirit to her grandson because she was too damaged following everything.
However, Ben Harmon was on hand try and make a connection with the child who didn’t exactly have the best start in life.
What followed were heartwarming scenes of Ben trying to make Michael be the best man he could be, but he drew the line for good when Michael opted to slice and dice two women who moved into the house.
As if that was not bad enough, he sent their souls away from the world, thus ousting their lives in both places.
That’s when Viven showed up to continue the trip down memory lane revealing that there was always something amiss with the child and that she believed he was the Antichrist.
“I never stopped loving you,” Ben said after we learned Vivien has been steering clear of him.
“I know, but I never stopped hating him,” Vivien responded.
Everything changed for the worse when a cult showed up at the house to worship Michael, confirming all of their worst fears.
Micheal feasted on the heart of a girl Miriam kidnapped after offering her a ride. That’s when a mysterious shadow appeared behind him, confirming he was indeed the villain of this story.
Vivan decided enough was enough and tried to kill him, but he turned the tables and attempted to take the women who birthed him out of the equation.
In a truly surprising scene, Tate showed up and saved her. We also learned that Tate was not taking anything to do with the child despite him being his father.
“You didn’t spring from my nut sack! Not even I could create something as monstrous, as evil, as you!” he yelled at Michael when he showed up in his room.
Speaking of Tate, he and Violet’s relationship was essentially over. Violet couldn’t look at Tate after everything he did, but Madison managed to talk to her.
She said that Tate was possessed by the evil inside the house. Could that be the case? Maybe, but it all felt a little too convenient.
What are your thoughts on the episode?
Hit the comments below.
American Horror Story continues Wednesdays on FX.
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Justin Bieber, Hailey Baldwin House Hunt at Demi Lovato"s OD Pad
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin appear ready to become L.A. homeowners — but one of the houses they’re checking out has some ominous vibes … ‘cause it’s the one in which Demi Lovato nearly died. The newlyweds were seen leaving Demi’s old…
Friday, October 12, 2018
Kanye West Arrives at White House for Lunch with President Trump
10:00 AM PT – Kanye told Trump why he wants the 13th Amendment abolished. He says, among other things, 13 is an unlucky number. Trump seems amused at the end of the video. Kenya in the Oval Office, right now pic.twitter.com/rBblM0jFOZ —…
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Jim Brown Defends White House Visit Says It Was "Very Postitive"
Jim Brown has ZERO regrets about the Oval Office meeting today with Donald Trump and Kanye West … saying it was an incredible opportunity and he’s thankful to 45. West has made headlines today about his behavior during the…
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
TMZ Live Kanye West Visiting Trump At White House
ON TODAY’S SHOW Bill Cosby: Prison Smackdown? Katt Williams: Emmy Lands Him In Jail! Terrence J: $ 200k Car Destroyed Harvey Weinstein Eyeing Nicole Kidman
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
TMZ Live: Kaepernick & Trump White House Summit
ON TODAY’S SHOW Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin: Married Without A Prenup Lindsay Lohan: Friends Concerned For Mental Health Birdman’s Call To Lil Wayne Bus Shooter Cardi B Pulls Meek Mill Into Nicki Minaj Beef
Monday, October 1, 2018
Kanye West Says He Called Colin Kaepernick to Arrange White House Visit
Kanye West says he’s reached out to Colin Kaepernick — and wants to bring him to Washington D.C. for a special meeting with Donald Trump. West — wearing his “Make America Great Again” hat — sat down with Harvey Levin on “TMZ Live” on…
Thursday, September 27, 2018
O.J. Simpson Says Bill Cosby Will Be Target In Prison, Calls for House Arrest
O.J. Simpson is concerned Bill Cosby will be attacked by some “nut” in prison — and he would know, right? Juice spent 9 years behind bars in Nevada for kidnapping and armed robbery and warns that people like Cosby — convicted sex offenders…
Monday, September 24, 2018
Chief Keef House Burglars Open Fire Before Cops Capture Them
Chief Keef is damn lucky cops were in his neighborhood, and caught 3 alleged burglars red-handed — but not before one of them opened fire … TMZ has learned. The suspects hopped a wall and threw bricks to break a window at the San Fernando…
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Big Brother Recap: The Surprise Eviction Divides the House
It was the end of the line for one houseguest on Wednesday’s special eviction episode of Big Brother.
The host once again introduced herself as “Julie Chen Moonves,” meaning she’s brushing off all of the controversy she stirred up on Thursday night.
When the episode kicked off, the houseguests looked genuinely blindsided when they were told eviction night was coming one night early.
“One should always expect the unexpected,” said Julie, who was clearly surprised the houseguests were not shocked.
We then got to learn about what happened over the past few days, and Sam was pissed to be put on the block for the fourth time.
“These people don’t want to hurt me,” she says. “They just want the money.”
While that made sense, Sam was adamant she wanted to win the “motherf—— veto.” Sam felt safe … for now.
In her mind, Tyler was going to keep her safe until final two, so she felt like JC would be the one heading out the door during the surprise episode.
Kaycee, Angela, and Tyler watched JC from the HOH room, and they could see that he was visibly defeated.
He was alone following Brett’s eviction and feels like he has no fight left in him.
JC used this to his advantage when he chatted with Tyler about being on the block.
“I need to remind you I’m your friend, not your pawn,” JC said, adding:
“If you win the veto and you pull me off, [Angela] has to put Kaycee.”
But this only further turned Tyler against him because he felt like JC was putting him in an impossible spot.
At the veto competition, Kaycee continued her winning streak, and Tyler continued to worry even after she decided against using the power.
“Dammit, I hate this game sometimes, man,” Tyler said to viewers. “I gotta do what I gotta do to win, but that means I have to backstab some of the best people.”
At the eviction, Sam was sent packing with a vote of 2-0, and she was surprised.
Upon exiting, she stayed classy and asked someone to deal with her belongings. In her chat with Julie, she never threw anyone under the bus, but she looked mad as hell.
Kaycee, Tyler, and JC competed in the “What The Bleep?” competition and it played out as follows:
- Round 1: JC & Tyler get a point
- Round 2: JC gets a point
- Round 3: No one gets a point
- Round 4: Everyone gets a point
- Round 5: Everyone gets a point
- Round 6: JC & Tyler get a point
- Round 7: JC & Tyler get a point
Oh yes, JC actually won a competition! Given that Tyler has been the one not keeping his word, it would make sense for him to be the target.
However, there’s still a veto to play. Will Kaycee win ANOTHER veto?
Who will go home?
We don’t have long to wait to find out because another episode airs tonight at 9/8c on CBS.
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