Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Expecting Twins?!

For the second time this year, the tabloids want readers to believe that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are going to be parents again.

The newest issue of Life & Style has the news plastered on its cover.

“The (Happiest) Shock Of The Lives,” the sub-headline read.  “How they’re preparing for life with three kids under three.”

The parents of Silas, 1, “couldn’t be more thrilled,” a source allegedly told the tabloid.

“They weren’t expecting it!”

The weekly alleges that Biel went through a successful round of IVF, which resulted in twins.

“Jess is doing really well right now,” the source added. “She’s glowing and happy.”

Like any couple expecting imaginary twins, the Timberlakes are a little overwhelmed by the thought.

“Their heads were spinning a little,” the source said. “But once they got used to the idea, they realized it was really the happiest shock of their lives. It’s still very new for them.” 

Totes.

“They’re so happy now,” the source said, also pointing out that there will be a two-year age gap between Silas and the babies.

“They’re very excited to grow their family.” 

Back in March, OK! made a similar claim.

“They’re going to wait to find out the babies’ genders, but they both love the idea of having another boy and a girl,” yet another source said.

During an appearance on Ellen, Biel accepted congratulations for the fake news.

“I know, isn’t it exciting guys?” she joked.

Having just given birth not even a year before, Biel was feeling good about her post-baby body until she saw the headline.

“I don’t even know what to say about these things,” she told DeGeneres.

“I feel like, man, I thought I was doing good with my yoga practice. I thought I was in the gym, but no, I have a gut apparently.”

View Slideshow: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years

Jessica Simpson: I Love My Boobs & So Does My Husband!

Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of Women’s Health, and inside the mag she talks about what seems to be her favorite topics:

That topic, of course, is Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

We know that Jessica loves her boobs because she’s told us so on several occasions.

There was a time when rumors of that Jessica would undergo a breast reduction struck fear in the hearts of men across the land.

Fortunately, Jessica knows that with great boobs comes great responsibility, so she’s putting our minds at ease by once again assuring fans that Jessica Simpson’s boobs are here to stay.

“My boobs just have their own life, they have a way of making themselves present. I thought I was going to get a breast reduction. After having kids, I look at myself, and I’m like, ‘You know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are,"” Jessica told Women’s Health. 

“They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still,” she added, stating the painfully obvious.

Weirdly, this isn’t the first time that Jessica has gone into specifics about why she’s not getting a breast reduction.

“Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction… not to worry… I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” she tweeted in 2011.

All these years later she’s singing the same tune.

At this point, she should really just take out billboards in the nation’s biggest cities assuring commuters that her boobs ain’t going nowhere.

Not only would it free her up from having to talk about it in future interviews, but wouldn’t your drive to work be improved by the sight of Jessica Simpson’s boobs?

We thought so.

Nathan Griffith: Did Jenelle Evans" Ex Get DUMPED By Jessica Henry?

If you follow the many ups and downs of Jenelle Evans’ world, then you may be familiar with Jessica Henry.

Henry had the misfortune of dating Nathan Griffith immediately after he broke up with Jenelle.

As a result she was sucked right into the whirling vortex that is the Carolina Hurricane’s personal life.

Jenelle was arrested for assault after she threw a Mason jar at Henry’s head in what may have been the redneck-iest crime ever committed by a Teen Mom castmember.

(Which is really saying something.)

The matter was settled out of court, but the bad blood between Jenelle and Jessica persisted.

Teen Mom 2 fans may recall the scene from Season 7 in which Jenelle is less than thrilled to learn that Jessica gave her son Kaiser his first haircut:

Jenelle Evans FREAKS OUT On Nathan Griffith Over Son’s Haircut! WATCH!

Jenelle and Jessica’s lives became intertwined a third time earlier this year when Evans told the judge in her custody case that she believed Griffith and Henry were using steroids.

Considering Jenelle is permanently tethered to Nathan by the fact that they share custody of Kaiser, we imagine she was more than a little pleased to hear that Jessica kicked Nathan to the curb at some point in the past week. 

“Nathan and Jessica broke up,” a source close to the former couple tells Radar Online.

The insider adds that Jessica was the one who ended the relationship, and Nathan appears to have already moved on with someone new.

In addition to the fact that Jenelle pretty much openly despises both Nathan and Jessica, she has reason to be happy about the breakup, as Jessica has a no-contact order against her.

In the past, this complicated custody exchanges and even the taping of the most recent Teen Mom 2 reunion show in New York City.

“Producers have been speaking to Nathan about the Jessica going on the trip and they don’t want it to interfere with Jenelle’s no-contact order,” a source told Radar at the time.

“If Jessica goes to NYC, Jenelle can’t be in the same area as her. She can be arrested for being in the same area as Jessica.”

So for once there was some drama that actually simplified Jenelle’s life.

That might actually be a first.

View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!

Jessica Alba: Did She Really Refuse To Give Drew Barrymore Business Advice?

There’s nothing quite as riveting as a new celebrity feud, but is Jessica Alba really on the outs with Drew Barrymore?

It sure seems like these reports are coming from thin air. 

Both Jessica Alba and Drew Barrymore are successful women.

They each have a string of hit movies, so this one was always a little odd and pretty unbelievable.

According to Star, Jessica Alba was not about to let Drew Barrymore become competition, so she “flat-out refused to help.”

It’s great to see celebrities branch out, but they don’t always have to be arguing to get further. There is such a thing as going too far and it seems that’s exactly what has happened here. 

It all sounds pretty crazy. They’re probably the least likely celebrities to become embroiled in a feud, so these “reports” do come as quite the shock.

“Drew has done really well with her Flower Beauty brand and wants to expand,” and “with her recent divorce, she’s more focused than ever on her kids, Olive and Frankie, so she figured baby products were the way to go,” the source continued. 

It all sounds pretty innocent on Drew’s part. They can both be successful, so all of this is a bitter pill to swallow. 

The claims got crazier. 

“Jessica even scoffed at the idea that Drew’s company could hold a candle to hers.”

“Drew was floored — she just wanted to pick Jessica’s brain about a few ideas and thought moms stick together.”

That’s not a way to treat one of your best friends. There is such a thing as competition, but this just comes across as malicious. 

Sources confirmed to Gossip Cop that this DID NOT happen. 

There we have it. It never happened. 

Will they announce a joint business venture next? 

What do you think about all of this? 

Hit the comments below!

View Slideshow: 14 of the Craziest Celebrity Twitter Feuds EVER

Jessica Simpson Wants a Vegas Residency: I"m Still a Singer, Dammit!

When you hear the name Jessica Simpson, you might think of a successful businesswoman, a beloved social media personality, or even a drunk Home Shopping Network pitchwoman, but you don’t think of a gifted vocalist with incredible stage presence.

If Jess has her way, however, that may soon change.

In Touch is reporting that after seeing how successful (and lucrative) Britney Spears’ Vegas residency has been, Jess is convinced that Sin City is the is the place for her.

“She’s hell-bent on landing a Vegas residency,” says one insider.

“With state-of-the art technology and backdrops paired with her sex appeal, she thinks she can give the other headliners a run for their money.”

Yes, it seems even Jess is aware that she’ll need to pull out all the stops in order to compete Brit and company.

Perhaps she can get a hologram of Nick Lachey to duet on some of her earlier hits?

So she has no delusions about her talent, but she may have a slightly over-inflated ego when it comes to her place in show business lore:

“After 20 years in the music business, Jess is excited to follow her dreams and become a Vegas legend,” says the source.

A Vegas legend, eh?

Jess might technically still be in show business, but at this point, she’s more famous for posting racy Instagram pics with her husband than for anything she ever sang.

We’ll never forget Jessica’s bikini photos, but we have a hard time remembering the lyrics to …

What’s that song she sang? Something about Duff beer? Ill-fitting leather gloves?

We might have her confused with some other Simpsons.

Anyway, the point is, the folks who would hire Jess to sing in their casino probably already know what she doesn’t:

No one is shelling out big bucks to see Jessica Simpson croon her non-existent catalog of hits.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Ashlee Simpson: Jessica Simpson Dresses "Like a Stripper!"

Rude.

Ashlee Simpson, who now goes by Ashlee Simpson Ross, is allegedly ticked off at Jessica Simpson for dressing “trashy.”

OK! Magazine has it on good authority that Ashlee is mortified by her older sister’s wardrobe.

A source told the magazine that Ashlee has pleaded with Jessica to “class herself up” and “to stop dressing so trashy!”

While most of us think that Jessica’s wardrobe reflects how great she feels after losing weight with Weight Watchers, sources insist this is simply not the case.

“Jessica’s been on a downward spiral for months with her attention-seeking and her sister Ashlee hates seeing her demean herself,” the source claimed.

Ashlee has reportedly confronted her sister in the past, telling the singer that she tarnishes “family’s image when she goes out looking like a stripper!”

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Ok, so Joe Simpson’s creepy behavior, Ashlee Simpson’s Saturday Night Live lip sync f***-up and that shotgun wedding with her ex-husband, Pete Wentz did nothing to tarnish the good Simpson name? 

Of course, Jessica’s husband, Eric Johnson is an enabler because he thinks his wife looks fantastic.

“He is a real sleaze-bag and has no problems with his wife’s racy outfits,” the source said.

He’s a red-blooded male.  

Naturally, he’s all for his famous, super-hot wife to dress how she wants.  If she stepped out in clear heels and flammable attire a la Courtney Stodden, then there would be cause for alarm.

But sure, let’s blame the husband in this case.

“A lot of Jessica’s friends and certainly her sister blame him for leading her down this path, he gets a twisted kick seeing other guys drooling over her,” the source added.

As someone who has followed Jessica’s career since “I Wanna Love You Forever” dropped in 1999, this is the first time I’ve seen her super-comfortable in her body, and that’s something to be proud of.

She worked extremely hard to get to this goal weight, and she loves showing off her body.  

Worry about yourself, Ashlee.

View Slideshow: Jessica Simpson: Making Out Will TOTALLY Save Your Marriage

Jessica Simpson Spends HOW MUCH on Food & Booze Each Month?!

It’s a known fact that Jessica Simpson loves her booze. 

Anyone who’s seen Jessica drunk on the Home Shopping Network knows that that’s one girl who doesn’t always wait until the working day is done to have her fun.

We say this not to shame Jess, as she doesn’t seem the slightest bit embarrassed about her fondness for the good life, and she shouldn’t be!

In fact, when she got pregnant for the first time, Simpson admitted one of the things she would miss most is Scotch.

The reason Jessica made a great Weight Watchers spokesperson is that she often spoke openly about her love for food.

The implicit message was clear: 

If a booze-swilling, barbecue-loving Texas girl like Jessica can trim down with Weight Watchers, anyone can!

Obviously, the media has turned her into something of a caricature, but if all those Jessica Simpson bikini photos have taught us anything, it’s that the woman really knows how to take care of herself.

Even so, we can’t help but wonder how Jess really gets down on her cheat days.

Given her expensive taste in everything else, we assumed Mrs. Simpson-Johnson doesn’t go in for a Big Mac and a six-pack of Budweiser when she indulges.

So we weren’t completely shocked when a new report from the National Enquirer claimed that Jessica and her husband, Eric Johnson, spend and astonishing $ 50,000 a month on food and alcohol.

Not surprisingly the tabloid’s source says most of that cash is spent on high-end restaurants and building up one of Hollywood’s priciest private wine cellars – which would explain footage like this:

Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club!

“Jessica may have money to burn, but it’s gotten a little ridiculous how much they’ve been spending, especially on their wine collection,” says the insider.

Reps for Jess have already dismissed the rumor is nonsense, but a part of us hopes it’s true.

We want to live in a world where a person can spend 50 grand a month on wine and steaks and still look like this:

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Simpson: Look at My Butt in a Swimsuit!

Jessica Simpson doesn’t do much singing or acting these days, but she’s still brings in millions thanks to her various fashion lines.

Unlike most designers, Jessica is her own top model, and she’s not shy about taking to social media to flaunt her assets:

“Get your suit on!” Jess captioned the above pic, adding, “#sunsoutbunsout”

Usually, the focus is on Jessica’s boobs, so it’s a bit surprising to see her pulling a Kardashian here.

It’s kinda like when Michael Jordan played baseball, except with much, much better results.

Jessica is showing us her ass and not her boobs, and she’s not talking about how much she has sex with Eric Johnson for once. 

This girl must really want to sell some swimsuits.

Hell, she even stayed sober for the occasion!

To be clear, we’re not among the people who think Jess is some kind of raging lush.

It’s just that after seeing Simpson wasted on the Home Shopping Network last year, we expect to see a bottle of Scotch in the background whenever we know she’s gonna be hocking clothes.

Seems to he preferred method of salesmanship.

Anyway, whatever Jess is doing, it’s clearly working.

Grown men who live in desert climates are buying women’s swimsuits right now without even knowing why.

Hopefully, she’s decided to make this “the summer of Jessica Simpson’s ass,” and there’s more of this in store.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Simpson: Look at My Butt in a Swimsuit!

Jessica Simpson doesn’t do much singing or acting these days, but she’s still brings in millions thanks to her various fashion lines.

Unlike most designers, Jessica is her own top model, and she’s not shy about taking to social media to flaunt her assets:

“Get your suit on!” Jess captioned the above pic, adding, “#sunsoutbunsout”

Usually, the focus is on Jessica’s boobs, so it’s a bit surprising to see her pulling a Kardashian here.

It’s kinda like when Michael Jordan played baseball, except with much, much better results.

Jessica is showing us her ass and not her boobs, and she’s not talking about how much she has sex with Eric Johnson for once. 

This girl must really want to sell some swimsuits.

Hell, she even stayed sober for the occasion!

To be clear, we’re not among the people who think Jess is some kind of raging lush.

It’s just that after seeing Simpson wasted on the Home Shopping Network last year, we expect to see a bottle of Scotch in the background whenever we know she’s gonna be hocking clothes.

Seems to he preferred method of salesmanship.

Anyway, whatever Jess is doing, it’s clearly working.

Grown men who live in desert climates are buying women’s swimsuits right now without even knowing why.

Hopefully, she’s decided to make this “the summer of Jessica Simpson’s ass,” and there’s more of this in store.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Simpson: PREGNANT With Third Child?!

We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram.

But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork.

Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home. 

It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant.

Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night. 

In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it?

As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly.

Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town:

Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club!

And here she is on the red carpet:

Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words

Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network:

Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network?

The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying.

So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant?

Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits…

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Simpson: PREGNANT With Third Child?!

We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram.

But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork.

Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home. 

It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant.

Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night. 

In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it?

As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly.

Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town:

Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club!

And here she is on the red carpet:

Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words

Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network:

Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network?

The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying.

So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant?

Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits…

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Capshaw Welcomes Baby #4: See the Precious Photo!

On the last new episode of Grey’s Anatomy Season 12, Arizona Robbins had to fight for custody of her daughter.

In real life, however, actress Jessica Capshaw went through no such legal turmoil in order to become a mother for the fourth time.

That’s right, Capshaw just gave birth once again!

Along with husband Christopher Gavigan, Capshaw announced via Instagram on Monday, May 9 that she is now the proud parent Josephine Kate Gavigan.

She entered the world on Monday, May 2.

“I am endlessly grateful for her safe arrival and my heart is so full of love that it threatens to burst…,” the actress captioned the following photo of her adorable newborn. 

And she really is adorable, isn’t she?!?

The couple announced that they were expecting in December 2015, sharing a sweet family photo with the world on Instagram.

“The holidays have certainly arrived…All of our lives are being added to by the lights, music and the cheer!!” wrote at the time.

“This year our family has reason to further broaden our smile…baby number four is on the way!! I am a lucky, lucky girl.”

The pair, who got married in May 2004 in East Hampton, New York, are already parents of Luke, 8, Eve, 5, and Poppy, 3.

Please join us in sending them our very best wishes!

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016

Jessica Capshaw Welcomes Baby #4: See the Precious Photo!

On the last new episode of Grey’s Anatomy Season 12, Arizona Robbins had to fight for custody of her daughter.

In real life, however, actress Jessica Capshaw went through no such legal turmoil in order to become a mother for the fourth time.

That’s right, Capshaw just gave birth once again!

Along with husband Christopher Gavigan, Capshaw announced via Instagram on Monday, May 9 that she is now the proud parent Josephine Kate Gavigan.

She entered the world on Monday, May 2.

“I am endlessly grateful for her safe arrival and my heart is so full of love that it threatens to burst…,” the actress captioned the following photo of her adorable newborn. 

And she really is adorable, isn’t she?!?

The couple announced that they were expecting in December 2015, sharing a sweet family photo with the world on Instagram.

“The holidays have certainly arrived…All of our lives are being added to by the lights, music and the cheer!!” wrote at the time.

“This year our family has reason to further broaden our smile…baby number four is on the way!! I am a lucky, lucky girl.”

The pair, who got married in May 2004 in East Hampton, New York, are already parents of Luke, 8, Eve, 5, and Poppy, 3.

Please join us in sending them our very best wishes!

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016

Justin Timberlake on Jessica Biel: What a MILF!

Let’s all say it together, folks?

Relationship. Goals.

In honor of Mother’s Day over the weekend, Justin Timberlake took to Instagram in order to pay tribute to a mother that he would not only like to f-ck…

… but a mother that he actually has f-cked and a mother he can pretty much f-ck any time he pleases.

What? We’re not being crude? We’re just quoting the artist himself.

“M.I.L.F. Alert!!!!” Timberlake wrote as a caption to the above image on social media, adding:

Happy Mother’s Day to this AMAZING MOM AND WIFE.

“And, to all of the Mother’s out there… You keep the World turning!! Hope every single one of you has an amazing day! –JT.”

Timberlake and Biel are one of the more private couples in Hollywood, but also one of the most cutest.

We mean… just look at that onesie on little Silar? Totes. Adorbs, no?

View Slideshow: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years

Earlier this month, Timberlake made headlines for professional reasons over personal ones.

He released the track “Can’t Stop the Feeling,” which many are dubbing the Song of the Summer.

Here. Take a listen and decide for yourself if that will be an accurate prediction:

Justin Timberlake Releases New Song “Can’t Stop The Feeling”

Biel, meanwhile, also used Instagram to recognize Mother’s Day this year.

“Happy Mother’s Day to you, Mom,” the actress wrote.

“I only, just now, understand what you did for me.

“And to all moms everywhere, I’m having a champagne in your honor. And when I say champagne I mean seltzer water cause mama’s gotta do carpool in the am. #momlife.”

HA! We love it!

Timberlake has become known for penning heartfelt messages to Biel on special occasions and we can’t get enough of them.

View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

Justin Timberlake on Jessica Biel: What a MILF!

Let’s all say it together, folks?

Relationship. Goals.

In honor of Mother’s Day over the weekend, Justin Timberlake took to Instagram in order to pay tribute to a mother that he would not only like to f-ck…

… but a mother that he actually has f-cked and a mother he can pretty much f-ck any time he pleases.

What? We’re not being crude? We’re just quoting the artist himself.

“M.I.L.F. Alert!!!!” Timberlake wrote as a caption to the above image on social media, adding:

Happy Mother’s Day to this AMAZING MOM AND WIFE.

“And, to all of the Mother’s out there… You keep the World turning!! Hope every single one of you has an amazing day! –JT.”

Timberlake and Biel are one of the more private couples in Hollywood, but also one of the most cutest.

We mean… just look at that onesie on little Silar? Totes. Adorbs, no?

View Slideshow: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years

Earlier this month, Timberlake made headlines for professional reasons over personal ones.

He released the track “Can’t Stop the Feeling,” which many are dubbing the Song of the Summer.

Here. Take a listen and decide for yourself if that will be an accurate prediction:

Justin Timberlake Releases New Song “Can’t Stop The Feeling”

Biel, meanwhile, also used Instagram to recognize Mother’s Day this year.

“Happy Mother’s Day to you, Mom,” the actress wrote.

“I only, just now, understand what you did for me.

“And to all moms everywhere, I’m having a champagne in your honor. And when I say champagne I mean seltzer water cause mama’s gotta do carpool in the am. #momlife.”

HA! We love it!

Timberlake has become known for penning heartfelt messages to Biel on special occasions and we can’t get enough of them.

View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

Jessica Simpson Getting DIVORCED? Caught Eric Johnson With the Nanny??

Some celeb tales just never get old.

Particularly the one about the celebrity couple with the beautiful wife who was betrayed by the handsome husband and the nanny of their children.

Sound familiar? (See: Ben Affleck, Gavin Rossdale.)

OK! magazine realized we haven’t had a good ol’ nannygate story in all of 2016 and needed to do something about the woeful lull.

Enter Eric Johnson, spouse of Jessica Simpson, and the caretaker of their kids, Maxwell and Ace.

The tabloid says the unemployed, former NFL player has a lot of free time on his hands and spends it with his kids hiking, grocery shopping and going to dinner while Jessica works.

The only problem is, he brings the nanny.

Like, all the time.

View Slideshow: Jessica Simpson: Making Out Will TOTALLY Save Your Marriage

“Eric doesn’t need to bring a nanny grocery shopping or on a hike,”a source tells OK!

“Those are things he can do alone or the paid staff can do without his supervision.” 

Yeah, but then he’d actually, you know, have to watch the kids.

While the magazine’s cover teases, “They disappeared into the bushes for two hours,” the insider then divulges that Johnson hasn’t actually done anything… yet.

“Eric is bound to cross a line,” says the source, who thinks Simpson should “fire the twentysomething and hire a dowdy Mrs. Doubtfire.”

We totally rolled our eyes at this cover story and are wont to call BS on this overly recycled cliche, but then again…

Ben Affleck. Gavin Rossdale. And the rest of the nanny-shagging gang:

View Slideshow: 8 Stars Who Likely Shagged Their Nanny

Jessica Simpson: Making Out With TOTALLY Save Your Marriage

If you flip through Jessica Simpson"s Instagrams, you"ll notice that she loves putting her tongue in husband Eric Johnson"s mouth.

Which is great.  In fact, Simpson credits a proper makeout session with keeping your marriage sizzilin."

"I think the secret to a beautiful, loving marriage is just making out!" the 35-year-old fashion mogul told People.

"Don"t forget to kiss. It"s more intimate sometimes for a lot of people and if you forget that, you forget why you fell in love in the first place. It always begins with a kiss."

Take a stroll through Simpson"s sauciest photos with Johnson, because the girl has the whole "practice what you preach" thing down.

1. Get A Room, You Two

“Easter feasting,” Simpson wrote.

2. Ok, This is Adorable

#Fam #KissyFace #InFrontOfTheKids

3. When A Shirt Makes One Hell Of a Suggestion

He’s Irish. Go on, kiss him.

4. Bedtime Makeout Sesh

The black and white filter makes it so romantical.

5. That’s…Different

Hey, you two do you (or each other).

6. Ok, Now It’s Just Weird

Put the tongues back in the mouths, please.

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