Kim Kardashian Does Selena Quintanilla Impression, Keeps Irritating the Internet

We’re just gonna come right out and ask:

What’s with the Kardashian sisters dressed up like dead singers this Halloween?!?

Earlier this week, we posted a photo of Kourtney in a Michael Jackson costume, as she basically impersonated the iconic artist from a look he donned for the Academy Awards in 1991.

The mother of three earned some backlash for the ensemble, partly because Jackson was African-American and Kardashian is not.

And partly because many critics interpreted this as a mockery of Jackson’s memory.

He was a real person, they argued. He died in a tragic way. Heck, he had children!

Why would Kourtney think it would be appropriate to turn the King of Pop into a Halloween prop?

But Kim Kardashian heard it even more from social media users after she shared pictures of herself dressed as Aaliyah.

In this case, again, Aaliyah was black and Kim is not.

Moreover, Aaliyah had her life cut way short when she was killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, making it just strange for Kardashian to choose to imitate her for Halloween.

Here’s a look at that outfit:

Now, Kardashian has made a similar move.

As you can see in the photo at the outset of this article, Kardashian continued her theme of dressed up like music legends yesterday by rocking a Selena Quintanilla costume.

Wearing a copy of Selena’s well known sparkling purple bodysuit and styled with Selena’s signature brunette bangs, Kim channeled the late artist as she twirled around with a microphone in hand and shared her fake performance with the world on social media.

“My fave Selena!” she wrote as a caption.

Somehow, Kim wasn’t the only star to go out as Quintanilla.

Demi Lovato did so as well:

For those unaware, Quintanilla wore this outfit her last concert before being shot to death by the president of her fan club, Yolanda Saldívar, in 1995.

So, once again, Kardashian has decided to use someone’s sad and premature death as the basis for her Halloween costume.

And once again she’s getting dragged online for it.

“I am disgusted,” wrote one critic on Twitter, while others agreed.

They just found it really odd Kim would go this route (twice!), considering all the options she obviously had for Halloween.

What do you think of Kardashian’s decision here?

Is she honoring Selena’s memory?

Is she insulting it?

Was Selena actually her favorite artist? Or is she just saying that now to sound hip?

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Kailyn Lowry: The SCARY Reason She Keeps Away from Chris Lopez!

You know, to Kailyn Lowry, the situation with Briana DeJesus and her deadbeat baby daddies must be looking pretty good right about now.

Because Kailyn’s situation with Chris Lopez doesn’t just sound worse — it sounds frightening.

Are you ready to learn the real reason that Kailyn Lowry is keeping Lux away from Chris? Because it’s so much more than unsigned paperwork.

You know how Chris Lopez has reportedly refused to sign a legal document to acknowledge paternity of Lux, Kailyn’s baby whom she finally, finally named?

We’ve been hearing that the Teen Mom 2 star has banned Chris from seeing Lux until he officially accepts, in writing, that he is Lux’s father — with all of the potential responsibilities, financial and otherwise, that come with paternity.

Banning a baby daddy for that reason is absolutely valid, don’t get us wrong.

But now we’re hearing about a new reason that makes a whole lot more sense, but hasn’t been filmed at all for Teen Mom 2.

And, unfortunately, it looks like this real underlying reason is much more serious than an unsigned legal document.

The Ashley Reality Roundup reached out to Kail to learn more, and Kailyn explained the tension with Chris. Sort of.

“I don’t want to keep Lux from Chris. That’s not the goal.”

Right. That’s seemed like more of a means to an end than an end goal.

“The goal is to take some time right now to figure out what works for us.”

That’s interesting, since she’s not talking about signing paternity papers and talking more about what sort of arrangement will work.

That sounds like it has way more to do with the two of them.

“I’ve obviously been through this before and I do want Lux to eventually have a relationship with his dad. Right now the circumstances aren’t right for that, though.”

That’s vague but not necessarily ominous in and of itself. Kailyn clearly chose her words carefully.

But we are sorry to say that what Kailyn is so diplomatically avoiding saying is … worrisome at best.

As it turns out, Chris Lopez publicly bashing Kailyn Lowry and burning her book on Instagram is just the tip of the iceberg.

A production source told The Ashley Reality Roundup what’s been going on behind the scenes.

“She’s trying her best to keep the real reason off the show”

“So far, the drama with Chris hasn’t really been covered for the show, but that’s only because it is hard to do when Chris won’t sign on to appear or have his name on Teen Mom 2.”

Are you ready to hear the awful stuff?

“Chris was violent with Kail multiple times, once while she was holding the baby.”

That is monstrous. Even without the involvement of Lux, that is just … evil.

If it’s true that Chris Lopez has been violent with Kailyn, she’s absolutely right to keep herself — and her child — as far away from him as she can get.

According to that same source, Chris has also tried to break into her home, causing damage in the process to a window and to a doorframe.

And that’s not all.

“Some of the film crew noticed a hole was punched in Kail’s garage door, and she confided in someone on the crew that Chris did it.”

“Nothing was filmed about it, though.”

This is something that fans need to know.

“Kail is really trying to keep this off the show because of how bad she got ripped by fans last time when she was dealing with Javi.”

Horrible how a celebrity mom could get scared into silence about something that is deadly serious because of vicious fans.

First of all, it sounds like Kailyn needs to not only film this — as evidence, if nothing else — but get some sort of protective order.

Apparently Kailyn has “discussed” the idea of it, but hasn’t actually filed.

Too many women wait until it’s too late to get paperwork like that, either because they have a misguided desire to not get the man in trouble or because of a fatalistic fear that it won’t work.

A protective order isn’t a magical forcefield, but it’s a step in the right direction. Our justice system may be terrible at dealing with domestic violence, but violations of a court order might be taken seriously.

These reports are horrifying and we hope that Kailyn and her kids remain safe from harm.

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Couple Gets Caught by Cop Having Sex in Car, Keeps Having Sex

A Wisconsin man and his girlfriend were recently busted by a police officer, going at it like a pair of sex kitten inside their car.

This isn’t totally unusual.

Other people have been caught by cops having sex in a car.

But here’s the thing about Bailey Puttkemery and Emily Scott that has caused their story to go viral:

When approached by the aforementioned La Crosse police officer and told to get dressed and stop banging… they refused!

“No, bro, I’m trying to f-ck,” Puttkemery told the officer, according to a police incident report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

This may be our favorite quote of the year.

The report goes on to say that the cop opened the rear passenger door and reiterated his demand that the couple cease fornicating.

Shortly thereafter (as in, not immediately, LOL), Puttkemery exited the car and made it clear that the officer was totally getting in the way of his game.

“You’re a man, you should understand,” Puttkemery told the cop. “It’s Oktoberfest weekend.” 

Okay, we take it back. This is now our favorite quote of the year.

At another point, this legendary police report goes on to state, an unclothed Puttkemery told the officer:

“It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”

The suspect continued to argue as he put his clothes on, trying to make the point that everyone should just chill and, hey, if he was going to jail anyway… he might as well finish, right?

No, really. This was Bailey’s actual reasoning.

When the cop asked Scott why the pair hadn’t simply stopped having sex, she allegedly replied: “He wanted to finish.”

Puttkemery was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct, while Scott was busted for lewd and lascivious behavior and bail jumping.

However, prosecutors decided NOT to pursue the charges related to the incident, according to the La Crosse Tribune.

So Puttkemery and Scott will not see the inside of a jail cell, after all.

And Puttkemery is therefore free to once again see the inside of Scott with his penis … if you know what we mean!

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Katie Maloney Reveals Love For Lala Kent, Keeps Mum on Divorce Rumors

We’re still months away from the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules Season 6, but it seems that the guys and gals of SUR have reached officially the “f-ck it” point in their career, essentially giving up any effort to keep storylines and other spoilers under wraps.

While they haven’t come right out and posted any of the details on their Instagram pages, we have a pretty solid idea of where things are headed in the episodes to come.

For starters, it looks like we’re in for breakups galore.

Sources close to the cast say Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright have called it quits, but that might be chronicled on the former couple’s upcoming spinoff series, Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky.

What’s likely to be much more dramatic is the rumored Katie Maloney-Tom Schwartz divorce.

Maloney has half-heartedly denied the split (Schwartz, as far as we know, has remained silent on the matter.), but one needs only to look at any of their social media pages to see that the newlyweds don’t seem to be spending much time together.

But that doesn’t mean Katie is feeling lonely these days.

Judging from her Instagram posts, she’s spending more time than ever her “Witches of West Hollywood” chick clique.

And the group recently expanded, thanks to a truce that once seemed impossible.

After years of vitriol, Katie and Lala Kent have buried the hatchet.

Maloney talked about her newest and most unexpected friendship during a recent podcast interview.

“At the reunion back in February we squashed it,” Katie said.

“I kind of had a moment of clarity, especially after the wedding.”

As you can see, the new besties are rocking matching outfits and attending red carpet events together and everything.

Katie says she and Kent become much tighter than she ever would’ve expected:

“Getting to know her has been really nice and eye opening,” she added.

“We actually get along better than I thought we would!”

It’s hard to describe how surprising this friendship really is.

After all, it wasn’t long ago that Katie was leading the effort to call out Lala for dating a married man.

So maybe Katie has loosened up because she’s no longer married?

Unfortunately for us, she says she won’t be talking about her maritial status anymore until the new season begins (probably at the behest of her Bravo bosses).

We guess there is still some effort to keep secrets going on.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up in time for what’s sure to be a drama-packed (if somewhat predictable) season.

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Kobe Bryant On a Big, Fat Boat, Keeps Shirt On

Kobe Bryant went from “skins” to “shirts” in Italy on Wednesday — keeping covered up on a boat in Portofino after being body shamed the day before.  The ex-NBA superstar was mocking himself about the topless pics that surfaced on Tuesday –…

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R. Kelly Shows Up Late, But Keeps Concert Super Sexy Amid "Cult" Allegations

R. Kelly was defiant in his first concert since the “sex cult” allegations — keeping all the rubbing, groping and sexy portions of his act fully in tact. Kelly took the stage in Virginia Beach Friday night, and said the “boss man” wants me to tone…

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NFL Rookie Keeps 11-Year Promise, Hooks Dad Up with New Car

Anthony Walker Jr. promised his pops a new ride with his first NFL paycheck — at AGE 10. Walker Jr. inked a rookie deal with the Indianapolis Colts 11 years later … and boy did he come through — hooking Walker Sr. up…

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Cheryl Burke Keeps Trashing Abby Lee Miller (And We Love It!)

A few weeks ago, Cheryl Burke came right out and asked Abby Lee Miller:

How does my shade taste?

The former Dancing with the Stars professional – who will be hosting Dance Moms Season 8 in the wake Miller"s resignation in March – spoke to reporters after making an appearance on her former ABC show and said her new students were left "traumatized" by their time with Miller.

This was partly due to Miller"s personality, and then subsequently due to her prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud.

Now, with Miller set to spend one year behind bars, Burke has returned to ask once again:

Well, Abby?!? How does it taste?!?

Cheryl was a guest this week on The Steve Harvey Show and she reiterated her belief that Dance Moms kids have been traumatized by their experience with Miller.

What will she do differently than the previous host?

"I don’t scream or yell. I don’t believe in that," Burke tells Harvey in the following clip, earning herself applause from the crowd after drawing a clear distinction between herself and Miller.

"I am still strict and stern. I expect the best out of my students, but I do it in a way that’s loving and caring," Burke added of her teaching philosophy.

Miller responded last month to Burke"s claim of trauma by labeling it "ridiculous."

She didn"t take very kindly to the way Burke called her out, telling Us Weekly:

"I think that"s a really rough statement and I would never say that about Cheryl. I think she needs to watch her mouth."

But Burke clearly isn"t too concerned, possibly because there"s only so much Miller will be able to do to her from jail.

"I want their last memories of Dance Moms to be positive," Burke told Harvey. "I want to change their memories a bit."

In other words: I am about to make this show mine all mine and Abby Miller can totally suck it! These kids won"t even remember her name by the time I"m done with them!

What about all the terrible things Miller said about producers when she quit?

Whatever, Burke basically says, describing these executives as "amazing" and saying they"ve been "nothing but a pleasure to work with."

Watch her talk in depth about Miller and continue to hurl ALL the shade in her direction below:

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Floyd Mayweather Keeps $3 Mil Rolls-Royce Collection at Miami Mansion (VIDEO)

Floyd Mayweather rolls deep in Miami — as in, dude keeps SIX insanely expensive white RR whips worth an estimated $ 3 MILLION. Here’s the lineup: Phantom Limited Edition: $ 580kGhost Extended Wheelbase: $ 330kWraith: $ 300kDrophead Coupes: $ 500k each…

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Hulk Hogan Keeps All of His Used Bandanas, Hundreds of "Em!

Hulk Hogan says he’s saved almost ALL of the iconic bandanas he’s rocked over the years — hundreds of them — and he’s even got a favorite!! The pro wrestling legend was at LAX with his BFF Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart — when he told us why he…

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Kim Kardashian"s 10 Year Anniversary for Sex Tape & the Money Keeps Rolling In

Kim Kardashian just had an anniversary of one of her most lucrative deals … over video that has become a centerpiece of modern pop culture … a sex tape that made her famous, and very, very rich. It’s the 10 year mark of the release of “Kim…

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Lauryn Hill Keeps the Show Flowing While Drunk Fan Gets Booted (VIDEO)

Lauryn Hill didn’t skip a beat as she was closing out her Nashville show … even though a dude was getting booted right in front of the stage. Hill was mid-song at Ryman Auditorium Thursday when a disturbance went down in the crowd. It’s hard to…

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Tarek El Moussa Blasts "Fake News," Keeps Focus on Kids

Tarek El Moussa has had it with all the fake news floating around the Internet.

No, he isn’t going after CNN.

But the Flip or Flop co-host is not-so-subtly making his feelings known about the latest In Touch Weekly cover story, via a pointed message he shared on both Twitter and Instagram.

According to this supermarket tabloid, the divorce between Tarek and Christina El Moussa is “turning ugly.”

While both reality stars are saying the right things in public, the magazine claims it’s privy to behind-the-scenes bickering and discord that belies that we’ve read in statement from Tarek and Christina.

For example:

• In Touch writes that Tarek and Christina now have separate publicists, following years of sharing representation as co-hosts of the aforementioned HGTV series.


• In Touch writes that Tarek would insult Christina with “vulgar language” in clips from the series that never made it air.


• In Touch writes that Tarek would even refer to Christina as a “whore” at times.


• In Touch writes that Tarek “said he would perform a heinous violent act against Christina on more than one occasion.”


• In Touch writes that Tarek often made Christina run into the car and “cry” in between takes due to his inappropriate behavior and incessant anger.

Yeah. Pretty damning accusations all around.

They are printed about a month after Tarek and Christina confirmed they’ve been separated since last spring.

The stars were forced to come out and make this confession after an incident between the couple from many months ago went viral:

It turns out that Tarek and Christina got into a major argument back in May. It ended with the former grabbing a gun and storming off into the woods.

Christina, afraid of what Tarek might do, called the cops. When they arrived, Tarek explained that he only took the weapon with him for protection against animals.

Authorities ended up seizing five guns from the El Moussa’s home (all legally purchased and registered), while Tarek and Christina acknowledged the “unfortunate misunderstanding” in a statement.

“[We] will continue to work through this process civilly and cooperatively, and plan to continue our professional life together… we are committed to our kids and being the best parents we can be,” they added.

Since then, word has leaked out that Christina is dating Gary Anderson, the family contractor, but Tarek has refrained from saying anything negative about his estranged wife online or in the press.

He simply filed for divorce this month.

Now, however, Tarek feels a need to speak up.

In response to the scathing allegations printed about him by anonymous In Touch Weekly insiders, he wrote the following on social media today:

No matter the lies, innuendo, salacious gossip and ‘fake news’ that is thrown at me from irresponsible media outlets via anonymous sources, I will keep my focus on what matters most, which is co-parenting our children and working hard on our business.

Succinct. To the point. Not overly defensive. That’s a quality statement right there.

Sources have confirmed that Tarek and Christina are still filming new episodes of Flip or Flop.

But there is no deal in place for a season beyond this current one and it seems hard to believe the show will remain on the air after these installments are done shooting.

In a previous statement, HGTV told E! News the following:

“We admire and appreciate Tarek and Christina’s great work on Flip or Flop. When it comes to matters related to their own family, we respect their privacy and honor any decision that works best for them and their children.

“HGTV is currently airing episodes of Flip or Flop and the series will continue production as scheduled.”

But the future remains murky.

This holds true for Tarek and Christina on the air and also, some might say, in their respective homes.

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Pollster Keeps Promise, Eats Bug Because Donald Trump is President

Sam Wang has been forced to eat his words.

Sort of literally.

A professor at Princeton University, Wang considers himself an expert when it comes to polling.

Like nearly every single other expert when it comes to polling, however, Wang was way off about Donald Trump. Like, way, way, way, WAY off about Donald Trump.

He did not predict that Trump would defeat Hillary Clinton and become the next President of the United States.

In fact, he did not predict that Trump would receive more than 240 Electoral College votes.

(As of this writing, Trump has won the Presidency with 290 Electoral College votes.)

Just how confident was Wang about his political forecast?

On October 18, he Tweeted the following:

“It is totally over. If Trump wins more than 240 electoral votes, I will eat a bug.”

Fast forward to this past Saturday and an interview with CNN’s Michael Smerconish, who would not let Wang forget about his vow.

“There are things that can happen that could bring the country together, but I don’t think the bug thing is one of them, I just wanted to point it out,” Wang said, after explaining how there are more important issues to discuss, such as who Trump will nominate to the Supreme Court.

Sure, fine, whatever, Smerconish replied.

Let’s just “put” the bug thing to “bed,” he insisted.

And Wang could not really argue.

“After all, I was wrong. A lot of people were wrong, but no one made the promise I did,” Wang confessed, prior to eating a single cricket from a bowl of gourmet crickets mixed with honey.

Watch him do so below:

Sam Wang Eats a Bug On Television

Donald Trump as President has taken many people by surprise, of course.

Celebrities have reacted to this development in horror, with George R.R. Martin saying winter is here… Katy Perry donating $ 10,000 to Planned Parenthood… and Leslie Knope trying to assuage our fears with an open letter.

Trump, meanwhile, appeared on 60 Minutes on Sunday night, giving his first interview since becoming President-Election to Lesley Stahl.

He sounded fine with gay marriage. He said it’s possible the Supreme Court Justice he appoints will help overturn Roe vs. Wade. He didn’t fully believe that hate crimes were being committed in his name, but he did tell his supporters to be less violent.

What else did Trump and Stahl discuss?

Will he continue to Tweet as President? How will he handle ISIS? What about that whole Mexican border wall?

Click around below for some of Trump’s most revealing answers:

View Slideshow: Donald Trump on 60 Minutes: 13 Major Revelations

Since Trump’s elections, protests and demonstrations have broken out around the country, from New York City to Portland.

Most of them have been peaceful, but all of them include chants that disavow Trump as the President of those protesting.

Trump initially Tweeted that these people were “paid” to “incite” opposition by the media, although he later wrote that he admired their “passion.”

There is also a One Million Woman March planned for D.C. on the day Trump is inaugurated in January.

So we have not heard the last from folks disenchanted and discouraged by Donald Trump as President of the United States.

What will he actually do once he is President of the United States? We shudder to think.

But we have some ideas…

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John Salley -- Khloe Kardashian Keeps Guys from Cheating!!! (VIDEO)

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Elizabeth Hurley -- Apple a Day Keeps Hottie a Bae (PHOTO)

Elizabeth Hurley’s bikini bod at 51 is a smoking hot carbon copy … of some chick who played a smoking hot devil 16 years ago. The model/actress is flaunting the same exact flawless curves she rocked in “Bedazzled.” Yeah, we like dem apples.

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BBC Reporter Keeps His Cool While Couple Has Sex In The Background

BBC sportscaster Dan Walker is fast becoming a legend on Twitter, and that"s all due to where his set is situated in Rio.

Amidst the "Lochtegate" nonsense taking up most of our newsfeeds, it"s refreshing to watch Walker cover the 2016 Summer Games because he does it in a way that is warm, personable and really f***ing funny.

Yesterday evening, Walker was delivering a broadcast from his beachside set when Tweets started to come in asking about the couple behind him.

It appeared that the couple were having sex, so Walker had to turn around have a look.

Ever the British gentleman, Walker assured viewers that the two were not having sex.  

"For those asking what"s going on in the background on social media now, we"re not going to zoom in," Walker said, trying his best to keep a straight face. "But rest assured, it"s not… that."

Then, someone off camera must have pretended to open a book, prompting Walker to improvise.

"They"re reading a book in a strange pose," he said with a laugh.

They were totally doing it, Dan!

 

The video soon went viral, and was shared with American viewers via Mashable, which also pointed out that Walker encountered a bachelorette part (or a "hen do," as they say in the Mother Country) during another broadcast.

"This could be interesting," Walker said to his audience at home while the bride-to-be made her way to the set.

Once she and her friends realized what network they were on, they started chanting "B-B-C!" "B-B-C!"

Walker"s entertaining coverage led to the creation of #copacabanter, with topics ranging from the trash pick-up guys on the beach to pigeons invading the set. 

“That spot on the beach is the place to be. In the last 24 hours I’ve been stopped by loads of people wanting pictures," Walker told Buzzfeed News.

“It’s been mad. My plan on coming out here was always to speak to the locals as well as show the sport. I wanted to show as much of Rio as possible. I didn’t expect to see that much.”

I will take this kind of coverage over Billy Bush getting a "brozilian" wax any day of the week.

Co-Worker Gets Last Laugh on Colleague Who Keeps Stealing Her Coffee Creamer

Note to employees around the world:

Be really careful about which items you choose to use from the shared kitchen. Or else the following may very well happen to you…

Reddit user “Phantom0591” posted a photo this week that made it clear just how fed up one woman was over a certain colleague continually ganking her coffee creamer from the break room.

It seems pretty clear that the woman at the center of this prank was unaware of the identity of the burglar in question.

But she came up with a genius way to get the last laugh nonetheless.

The day after this person once again stole some creamer from his or her colleague, the woman in question stuck a note on the creamer that reads as follows:

“Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week … Surprise!!! You’ve been drinking my break milk!

“Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers! P.S. It’s organic. So no worries.”

HA! We love it.

But we really aren’t sure which side to take in this debate.

On one hand, come on. Go purchase your own creamer. It’s cheap and easy to find and it will last for months.

On the other hand… is it really that big of a deal that someone has stolen some of your creamer?

As previously mentioned, it’s cheap and easy to find and it will still last for months.

But on the OTHER hand…this note makes the entire incident worthwhile.

Well played, Breast Milk-Making Coffee-Drinking Employee Woman.

Teen Mom: Debra Lectures Simon Saran About Domestic Violence, Simon Keeps His Cool

How this guy was able to keep a straight face is beyond me.

In a recent Teen Mom clip, Debra Danielson requested a one-on-one with Farrah Abraham"s on-again boyfriend, Simon Saran.

You see, Abraham had decided to move to Los Angeles, which bodes well for Saran, since he gets to see both her and her daughter, Sophia more often.

"How do you feel about Farrah moving to Los Angeles here pretty quick?" Debo asked Saran in Abraham"s backyard.

"I feel good. I think it’s going to be good for her," Saran said, not at all prepared for what Debo was about to say.  "She’s going to have a lot more opportunities, and plus, she’ll be closer to me, so that way I can watch over her and help her out with whatever she needs."

Here it comes…

"It’s been like three months I think since we’ve talked," Debo said, "and my biggest concern here is that you’re almost a mirror image of [Farrah’s dad] Michael. Almost uncanny, the personality type. So, there’s things like passive-aggressive behavior.

"There’s things like anger that comes from that. That scares me, OK? That really scares me because that’s all forms of domestic violence.” 

Saran, bless his heart, knew he was dealing with a complete and total nut job, so he calmly responded to Debo"s accusations.

"I’m not a violent person like that, or how you’re kinda making me out to be right now, which is kinda weird because I’ve never ever done anything like that," Saran said.

"I’ve heard stories about you doing certain things," he added, referring to Debo"s 2010 arrest for allegedly abusing her daughter.

On February 16th, Saran posted the arrest (complete with Debo"s mug shot) on Twitter.

"Good talk About Domestic behavior! Hopefully you take your own advice!" Saran wrote. "Good luck! #godbless #maytheforcebewithyou."

Teen Mom OG Recap: Farrah Abraham Keeps it So Classy and Top-Notch!

On the second episode of Teen Mom OG’s new season, the incomparable Farrah Abraham got her a$ $ booted out a Hamptons party.

Speaking of parties gone haywire, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra marked their impending nuptials with crazy bachelor(ette) bashes …

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Where do even begin with Teen Mom Season 12 Episode 3? We have to start with Tyler at the strip club, due to the sheer absurdity.

When Tyler is sandwiched between topless women and his dad Butch wants oral from a stripper, this is not your typical installment.

Fortunately, despite voicing displeasure with the whole strip club scene, Catelynn met her fiance at the club, and received good news.

A stripper told Lowell: “You guys are, like, so perfect, and you have such a good man!” Aww. Now that’s true love we can believe in!

Over in Indiana, things weren’t going as swimmingly for Gary Shirley, who was restricting daughter Leah’s time with Amber Portwood.

“Her and Matt are both ex-addicts,” Gary said of Amber’s fiance Matt Baier. “How come she gets rewarded for making all these mistakes?”

Amber countered that Gary manipulates Leah and tries to pit her against her own mom. Clearly, this custody fight is very far from over.

One thing Maci Bookout would like to be over his her pre-engagement to Taylor McKinney. She wants a ring yesterday. Or last week.

“When are you gonna make me an honest woman?” Maci asked, again. “We’ve been together for three years, we have a child together.”

“We own a house together … We can end it. Just end it.”

Tell us how you really feel! Taylor’s response? [Crickets.] Tell us how you really feel too. But he does have some sort of plan … we think.

“I think I’m gonna propose right at the end of this season, so I can get another season,” McKinney said, spoken like a true MTV pro.

In all seriousness, he added, “I’m not going anywhere, just tryin’ to figure out the right way to do it … I’m gonna come in on a unicorn.”

View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Before They Were Stars …

Finally, there was Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom OG’s most controversial star who lives up to that reputation in new ways every week.

On and off the show, whether she’s fighting producers or throwing shade at Nicki Minaj on Twitter, there is no telling what she’ll do.

If you watch Teen Mom online, or read any celebrity gossip, you knew this long before the events of last night’s Hamptons White Party.

Told she wasn’t “upscale” enough for the guest list, she was given the boot from the event … and promptly lashed out about the rejection.

“I don’t understand people treating me like this because of my association with Teen Mom,” she said, adding with so much self awareness:

“People perceive me as trashy, low-class, whatever … because of Teen Mom and other Teen Moms.” Yes, we’re sure that’s it Farrah.

When her mom, Debra, pointed out that the hard core Farrah Abraham sex tape may have something to do with her image perception?

“Mom, Kim Kardashian has a video,” Farrah said, “You wanna keep talking about a tape. It’s because I’m part of the Teen Mom cast.”

“The Teen Mom s–t just is so embarrassing to me. For me not to go to The Hamptons. I deserve to be there. Hell, I live that life.”

“I keep it classy. I keep it top-notch.”

We got nothing. Naturally, Farrah decided to CRASH the event to prove her point, declaring, “I’ll probably just be, like, the star at the party.”

“I’m just gonna show them that they need to grow up, and they shouldn’t run White Parties if they don’t know how to be upscale and classy.”

After Farrah was rejected, shockingly, Debra informed her that “God will handle them,” and that no haters can keep Abraham down!

In the quote of the year so far, she responded in iconic fashion: “I’m happy I’m, like, so damn fabulous that no one knows what to do.” 

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