Courtney Stodden: Naked and Pregnant on Instagram!

As you may have heard, Courtney Stodden is pregnant with her first child.

As you might also be aware, the girl loves getting naked on the internet, and she clearly has no intention of allowing impending motherhood get in the way of her one true passion.

Courtney Stodden: Nude & Pregnant

Courtney posted the above photo yesterday because … Oh, like she needs a reason!

The sight of Courtney Stodden naked is nothing new, and in a way, it’s comforting to know some things will never change.

Court captioned the post simply “#VideoOfTheDay,” and she followed it up with this pic:

Which was captioned – you guessed it! – “#PicOfTheDay.”

We hate to let an a–hole with a gun affect our enjoyment of something as pure and natural as Courtney’s latest round of racy Instagram posts, but there’s an elephant in the room here that must be addressed:

Court posted these pics not long after the horrific news of the Orlando nightclub shooting spread across social media, and the comments reflect a deep confusion over her timing.

To be clear: we’re not accusing Courtney of being insensitive to tragedy.

In fact, she’s been an outspoken LGBT advocate throughout her career, and it’s entirely possible these pics were set to post well before she received word of the tragedy.

We’re just saying that Courtney – or whoever manages her social media account – might want to do more to ensure that her posts “#OfTheDay” aren’t confusingly inappropriate.

The comments on both of the above posts are mostly related to the Orlando shootings, and some of them give Courtney credit for spreading some joy on a day in which reasons to smile were in short supply.

“You’re adorable,” one fan wrote. “And make me smile even thought the world is a mess. Bless Orlando!”

Maybe that was Courtney’s intention.

Or maybe she takes a “set and forget” approach to her social media pages.

Whatever the case, she now has a pair of racy posts with comments about the worst mass shooting in U.S. history – and that’s just bizarre.

Courtney Stodden Flaunts Baby Bump in Teeny Bikini!

You may have heard the news that Courtney Stodden is pregnant with her first child.

But if you thought that would stop her from posting revealing pics of herself on Instagram, pfffft! Please!

Courtney is still gonna Courtney, and in her latest bikini pic, she’s showin’ how she’s growin’.

She captioned the pic with a message condemning the fat-shaming of pregnant women, which, sadly, is a thing. (See: Blac Chyna.)

“Stop fat shaming pregnant woman,” Courtney wrote. “Honestly. If our society thinks that it’s actually ok to say a pregnant woman is ‘fat’ there’s something seriously wrong with it.”

She included the hashtags #babyontheway and #picklecocktail, in case you’re wondering what she’s drinking.

The pregnancy news reportedly leaked last month after the child bride and husband Doug Hutchison sent a video to friends of Courtney getting the results of a home pregnancy test.

A few days later, Courtney confirmed the pregnancy, albeit reluctantly.

She said she hadn’t planned on making the announcement so soon, but went ahead after hearing about the leak.

“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now,” Stodden said. “I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs.” 

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon.” 

“I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control,” she added.

Shortly after breaking the news, Courtney revealed that she was suffering from depression.

We don’t know if it’s a longstanding problem, hormone-related or a condition stemming from the fact that she had her life taken away when she married a 50-year-old has-been actor when she was just 16.

Whatever the case, we do hope her spirits rise.

Courtney Stodden Flaunts Baby Bump in Teeny Bikini!

You may have heard the news that Courtney Stodden is pregnant with her first child.

But if you thought that would stop her from posting revealing pics of herself on Instagram, pfffft! Please!

Courtney is still gonna Courtney, and in her latest bikini pic, she’s showin’ how she’s growin’.

She captioned the pic with a message condemning the fat-shaming of pregnant women, which, sadly, is a thing. (See: Blac Chyna.)

“Stop fat shaming pregnant woman,” Courtney wrote. “Honestly. If our society thinks that it’s actually ok to say a pregnant woman is ‘fat’ there’s something seriously wrong with it.”

She included the hashtags #babyontheway and #picklecocktail, in case you’re wondering what she’s drinking.

The pregnancy news reportedly leaked last month after the child bride and husband Doug Hutchison sent a video to friends of Courtney getting the results of a home pregnancy test.

A few days later, Courtney confirmed the pregnancy, albeit reluctantly.

She said she hadn’t planned on making the announcement so soon, but went ahead after hearing about the leak.

“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now,” Stodden said. “I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs.” 

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon.” 

“I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control,” she added.

Shortly after breaking the news, Courtney revealed that she was suffering from depression.

We don’t know if it’s a longstanding problem, hormone-related or a condition stemming from the fact that she had her life taken away when she married a 50-year-old has-been actor when she was just 16.

Whatever the case, we do hope her spirits rise.

Courtney Stodden: SLAMMED For Endangering Her Baby"s Health!

Last month, we learned that Courtney Stodden is pregnant when the 21-year-old social media star reluctantly confirmed the news to Us Weekly.

Since then, Stodden has revealed that she’s struggling with depression and has been open about the various joys and difficulties (Hooray for morning sickness!) with her many social media followers.

Most have been supportive, but you know what they say about online commenters: a lot of them are douche bags!

Okay, we may have just made that expression up, but the fact remains that Courtney is on the receiving end of some seriously harsh criticism these days.

This is the picture that’s been stirring up controversy since yesterday.

As you may have guessed, the issue is not with the Court’s ginormous diamond ring, but with the out-of-focus pill bottles in the background.

She captioned the pic, “Diamonds are a girls best friend,” and yes, it was probably a bad idea to quote Marilyn Monroe (who died of a barbiturate overdose) on the icon’s birthday with bottles of pills in the background, but that hardly justifies some of the hateful comments on Courtney’s Instagram page.

The concern trolls came out in force to criticize Courtney for “putting her baby at risk” by taking drugs.

Fortunately, several fans came to her defense, including moms who attested that they were numerous medications during their own pregnancies.

Basically there are two possibilities with this photo:

One is that Courtney gave no thought to the pill bottles in the background and just wanted to show off her bling while paying tribute to one of her heroes.

The other is that this is some sort of desperate but subtle cry for help.

Either way, the answer is not to attack a depressed 21-year-old pregnant woman on social media.

Courtney Stodden: Depressed, In Love, Sick of Being Sick

Don’t let Courtney Stodden’s looks deceive you.

No, this is not a reference to the Z-Lister’s history of plastic surgery. It’s actually a lot sadder than that…

Stodden has opened up to Us Weekly and admitted that she has a mental disorder, telling the tabloid very simply:

“I suffer from depression.”

Ever since she came into the spotlight, most have simply assumed that Stodden suffers from I-Want-To-Be-Kim-Kardashian-Itis, a disease that affects those who want to be famous despite a lack of talent.

She burst on to the scene five years ago when, at the age of 16, Stodden married a 51-year old actor named Doug Hutchison.

But the pregnant star now confesses that things are far more serious than some simple desire for fame.

“My depression affects my appetite, sleeping patterns and overall perspective on life,” she says.

“At times, I have severe insomnia and other times I find myself sleeping too much. I have feelings of hopelessness but experience many moments of absolute euphoria.”

One of those moments took place this week, in fact, when Stodden and Hutchison renewed their vows.

The couple broke up for a period of time in 2013 and appeared on episodes of VH1’s Couples Therapy.

But all now appears to be great between them.

“Five years ago I married an incredible man & we are celebrating by renewing our vows in a very special place! Stay tuned,” Stodden Tweeted over the weekend.

We can now confirm that the controversial couple renewed these vows on Saturday in front of the famous Hollywood sign in Los Angeles.

Stodden, meanwhile, is pregnant with her first child.

She is six weeks along and is hoping at least one phase of the pregnancy comes to a conclusion soon.

“When does this end?” Stodden captioned the following picture, which depicts her slumped over a toilet.

She added the hashtags: #firsttrimester #baby #pregnant #morningsickness #notjustinthemornings.

“I already love this baby so much,” Stodden told Us Weekly.

“I just fear the thought of motherhood. It’s such an overwhelming responsibility and I want to be the very best mommy that I can possibly be.”

Doug Hutchison: I"m the Only One Banging Courtney Stodden, So I MUST Be the Dad!

As you may have heard, Courtney Stodden is pregnant.

The 21-year-old kinda-reality star/perenially aspiring singer confirmed yesterday that she’s expecting her first child, and many reacted in disbelief.

For one thing, Courtney has shot down countless pregnancy rumors in the past.

Additionally, Courtney’s own mother has publicly doubted that she’s knocked up.

And on top of all of that, the whole world had kinda just assumed that Courtney’s not engaging in a whole lot of sexy-time with Doug Hutchison, the 55-year-old washed-up actor whom she married as a 17-year-old child bride.

The age difference, the tumultuous nature of their relationship, and the fact that Courtney has admitted to sleeping with other guys led many to conclude that there’s a good chance Doug’s not the father.

But don’t expect to see the Hutchisons on Maury anytime soon.

Asked about the possibility that he’ll soon be raising someone else’s child, Doug told TMZ he’s 100% sure that he’s the man responsible for the bun in Courtney’s oven.

In a statement issued to the website today, Doug made the following proclamation:

“Trust me: my spermatoza are the only swimmers surfing up that stream. Aloha!”

Wow. That’s almost too classy.

Doug certainly knows the way to a woman’s heart.

No wonder he was able to seduce his high school-age acting student when he was in his early 50s…

Almost typed that entire sentence without throwing up in our mouths a little.

Maybe next time!

Courtney Stodden Dissed By Mom Krista Keller: Her Pregnancy May Be FAKE!

Courtney Stodden’s pregnancy might be just a huge hoax, according to one of the buxom 21-year-old model’s vocal chorus of critics:

Her mom Krista Keller!

News that Doug Hutchison got Courtney Stodden pregnant first surfaced last week – before Court herself was ready to reveal it, she says.

Reluctantly, she confirmed the pregnancy days later … saying she’s only four weeks along and didn’t plan on going public with the news.

How did it leak in the first place then? Who knows how these things happen in the life of Courtney Stodden, but her mother is skeptical.

Krista Keller, something of a poor woman’s Kris Jenner Momager, tells Radar that she has serious doubts that the news is even true.

Not that she would know. Courtney accused Krista of trying to bone Doug, Keller has been shut out of Stodden’s life in recent months.

As such, she was blindsided by the baby news.

“This is all I can say for now: If it wasn’t for media I would not get to know the news about my daughter’s pregnancy,” Keller told Radar.

Keller said she has not even tried to contact her daughter since the news hit the Internet, because she isn’t even sure “if this is accurate.”

One has to admit: Krista’s theory not the craziest thing ever.

If you could name one celebrity who would be shameless enough to fake a pregnancy for attention … that would probably be Tila Tequila.

Courtney Stodden would be a close second though!

Krista and Courtney infamously failed to solve their problems on Lifetime’s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition reality show.

Their relationship hasn’t improved much since.

“If she is happy, I am happy for her,” Keller said. “It would be nice to experience this with her, but as it stands, she and I are still not speaking.”

“I did not even hear from her on Mother’s Day. I was blessed to be able to celebrate it with my other two daughters, Ashley, 32, and Brittany, 30.”

Keller urged that despite her fractured relationship, and possible fake grandchild, “Courtney is still missing from our family,” she said.

“We pray for her every day.”

So do we. So. Do. We.

Courtney Stodden (Reluctantly) Confirms Pregnancy

Yes, Courtney Stodden is pregnant with her first child.

But, no, the 21-year old says she didn’t plan on revealing this news to the world just yet.

A few days after multiple outlets speculated on the status of Stodden’s womb, the reality star spoke to Us Weekly and confirmed that she and controversial husband Dough Hutchinson are expecting their first child.

They just hadn’t wanted to tell anyone yet.

“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now. I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs,” Stodden told the tabloid.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

The exciting news arrives as an early anniversary gift of sorts for the couple, who got married May 20, 2011… when Stodden was just 16 years old.

Hutchison is 34 years her senior.

The actor (best known for his role as Horace on Lost) who appeared alongside his bride on Couples Therapy in 2012 and the two briefly split in November of 2013.

But they got back together in August of 2014.

View Slideshow: 24 Couples With HUGE Age Differences

Back in March, while filming her part on The Mother/Daughter Experiment, Stodden made it clear that everything is now all good in her household.

“My husband and I, we’re going on our fifth wedding anniversary in May. We’re getting ready to renew our vows. I married an incredible man,” she told TMZ.

What about rumors that her mom, Krista Keller, had an inappropriate relationship with Hutchinson?

Nonsense, Courtney claimed.

“Absolutely not,” Courtney also told TMZ when asked whether anything had happened between her loved ones.

“For my mom to attempt to sabotage my life and my life choices, it’s really hurtful.”

With a child now on the way, let’s hope Stodden and her mother find a way to make amends.

Considering the mental makeup of this kid’s mother, he or she will need all the help he or she can get in life.

Congratulations, Courtney and Doug!

Courtney Stodden: Is She PREGNANT With Her First Child??

Congratulations?

Courtney Stodden is pregnant with her first child, according to a new report.

The teen bride and her husband Doug Hutchison announced the news to close friends and family last week, according to Reality Tea, which obtained access to the announcement through a source.

The couple made the revelation through a video dated May 11, in which Doug films Courtney waiting on the pregnancy test results.

When she gets the confirmation, she sits down and Doug asks her how she’s feeling.

“A little overwhelmed,” she responded.

That can happen the moment you find out you’re carrying the child of a man who’s 34 years your senior.

The news comes just a few days shy of the couple’s fifth wedding anniversary, while the longevity of their marriage still shocks us.

Courtney married Doug when she was just 16 and he was 50. It still gives us great pain to write that sentence today.

Back in October, rumors surfaced that Courtney was pregnant.

She was caught buying a pregnancy test in a pharmacy, but the news turned out to be bogus.

In fact, some suspected the entire thing was staged for publicity, since Courtney had been out of the media for some time.

Then in March, Court debunked pregnancy rumors, saying she wasn’t sure if the timing was right for a child.

“I don’t know if we’re ready for a baby right now,” she said.

“We have two little fur babies, so those are kind of our babies right now. But, you never know!”

You never know if these rumors are true, either.

Thus far, Courtney has not shared the news on social media, which she updates frequently.

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016

Courtney Stodden Impersonates Cher in Whacked-Out Video

It must be good to be Courtney Stodden.

The 21-year-old seemingly has no responsibilities and therefore nothing better to do than to dress up like other people (or animals) on Instagram.

This time, she dons a long black wig, grabs her karaoke mic and positions herself in front of a pink and orange polka-dotted shower curtain (or maybe it"s a beach towel?) to belt out a rendition of Cher"s "Believe."

It"s exactly the kind of thing I used to do with my girlfriends when I was about 10 years old and it was raining outside.

Only Courtney"s by herself and it"s a beautiful day.

Or maybe grandpa husband Doug Hutchison is doing the filming.

Court does her best to deepen her voice and mimic Cher"s signature "hooooo," but about mid-way through the song, even she seems to think it"s ridiculous and starts cracking up.

To be honest, it looks sort of fun, and I"m just mad that she has the money to buy elaborate costumes and the time to dedicate to such frivolous productions.

Last week, Courtney dressed up like a cat, meowed onscreen then coughed up a hairball to honor National Hairball Awareness Day.

No, seriously. She really did that. It was gross.

Prior to that, she mocked Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian on Instagram for no apparent reason.

"Get my new lip kit!" she chirped in a dark wig, making fun of Kylie"s incessant promotion of her cosmetic line.

"I"m Courtney Cardashian with a C," she added.

She then kept the wig on and posed for a nude selfie in the same vein as Kim did back in March. 

I would say I"d gladly trade places with Courtney, but then I realized that would mean having sex with Doug Hutchison, and I"m suddenly much more content with my life.

Watch Courtney sing Cher below:

 

 

 

Courtney Stodden Dresses as Sexy Cat, Coughs Up Hairball: WATCH

Courtney Stodden must be growing weary of the run-of-the-mill pics of her boobs and butt (aren"t we all?).

I mean, there are only so many angles one can reveal.

To offer a reprieve from the boredom, the reality star (I guess we can call her that?) livened up her Instagram today by stuffing her boobs and butt into a sexy cat costume.

And then coughing up a hairball.

Yes, really.

Apparently, it is National Hairball Day, and Courtney could think of no better way to celebrate than to produce one herself.

"Happy National Hairball Day! #nationalhairballday," she wrote in the caption.

A quick Google search informs us that it"s actually "National Hairball Awareness Day," which is supposed to educate cat guardians about the dangers of the pesky fur-filled upchucks, not so much a day that honors hairballs.

Courtney may have missed the point.

But no matter, she got to express her creative side AND meow on camera.

This isn"t the first time this month she"s dressed up as a libidinous mammal.

A couple weeks ago, she posed in mouse-themed lingerie as part of a PETA protest against PetSmart, which has been accused of using suppliers that abuse animals.

“It’s heartbreaking to think that countless mice, rats, bunnies, and lizards are dying in filthy bins for PetSmart’s stores,” said Courtney.

“My friends at PETA and I urge everyone to refuse to shop anywhere that sells live animals!”

We applaud Courtney for her newfound activism.

But not that hairball.

 

Courtney Stodden Dresses as Sexy Cat, Coughs Up Hairball: WATCH

Courtney Stodden must be growing weary of the run-of-the-mill pics of her boobs and butt (aren"t we all?).

I mean, there are only so many angles one can reveal.

To offer a reprieve from the boredom, the reality star (I guess we can call her that?) livened up her Instagram today by stuffing her boobs and butt into a sexy cat costume.

And then coughing up a hairball.

Yes, really.

Apparently, it is National Hairball Day, and Courtney could think of no better way to celebrate than to produce one herself.

"Happy National Hairball Day! #nationalhairballday," she wrote in the caption.

A quick Google search informs us that it"s actually "National Hairball Awareness Day," which is supposed to educate cat guardians about the dangers of the pesky fur-filled upchucks, not so much a day that honors hairballs.

Courtney may have missed the point.

But no matter, she got to express her creative side AND meow on camera.

This isn"t the first time this month she"s dressed up as a libidinous mammal.

A couple weeks ago, she posed in mouse-themed lingerie as part of a PETA protest against PetSmart, which has been accused of using suppliers that abuse animals.

“It’s heartbreaking to think that countless mice, rats, bunnies, and lizards are dying in filthy bins for PetSmart’s stores,” said Courtney.

“My friends at PETA and I urge everyone to refuse to shop anywhere that sells live animals!”

We applaud Courtney for her newfound activism.

But not that hairball.

 

Doug Hutchison CREEPILY Describes Meeting Underage Courtney Stodden: WATCH

If Woody Allen"s relationship with his stepdaughter Soon-Yi Previn is something you"d consider romantic, this video might be right up your alley.

Supercreep Doug Hutchison stopped by the set of The Mother/Daughter Experiment and regaled the cast with the tale of how he fell in love with Courtney Stodden.

At the time, Doug was a little-known, 50-year-old actor and Courtney was a sprightly 16 years old. 

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While stroking a tiny white dog dressed like she"s about to perform a tap dance on Toddlers & Tiaras, Doug begins his story as the mothers and daughters listen intently.

"After I found out about Courtney"s age, I had a really frank talk with Krista (Courtney"s mom)," he purred. 

"I said, listen, I don"t know if you know what"s going on here, but your daughter and I are falling for each other," he continued.

"And Krista said, "You"re a good person and I don"t have any problem with you and Courtney continuing to explore this together."

At this point, the ladies in the room are shooting the most EPIC side-eyes we"ve seen on record.

We"d like to give special props to Natalie Nunn, Heidi Montag, Shar Jackson and Kim Richards for their contributions.

(Side note: when Heidi Montag thinks your life is whack, you know you better check yourself.)

Doug continues his grody narrative, which at this juncture is sounding rather dubious.

“Courtney was being courted by tons of men," he tells the crowd. "Closer to her age, wealthier than me, more famous. From sports figures to politicians to sheiks in the Middle East.”

Natalie Nunn, bless her heart, calls bullsh*t.

"What the f**k, dude," she says in her confessional. "Sheiks?! How are sheiks finding a 16-year-old?"

We tend to agree.

Doug honestly expects us to believe that instead of selecting a younger, hotter, wealthier suitor, Court settled on his raggedy ass?

More likely, the child"s fame-hungry momager Krista Keller saw the D-list actor as her best shot at the limelight and plopped Courtney right into his pinky-ringed hands.

We"re guessing it was some time after that when Krista fell in love with Doug herself.

Yep, the story gets even more disgusting. 

Now if you"ll pardon me, I"m off to find some Coca-Cola syrup.

 

 

Doug Hutchison CREEPILY Describes Meeting Underage Courtney Stodden: WATCH

If Woody Allen"s relationship with his stepdaughter Soon-Yi Previn is something you"d consider romantic, this video might be right up your alley.

Supercreep Doug Hutchison stopped by the set of The Mother/Daughter Experiment and regaled the cast with the tale of how he fell in love with Courtney Stodden.

At the time, Doug was a little-known, 50-year-old actor and Courtney was a sprightly 16 years old. 

O_o

While stroking a tiny white dog dressed like she"s about to perform a tap dance on Toddlers & Tiaras, Doug begins his story as the mothers and daughters listen intently.

"After I found out about Courtney"s age, I had a really frank talk with Krista (Courtney"s mom)," he purred. 

"I said, listen, I don"t know if you know what"s going on here, but your daughter and I are falling for each other," he continued.

"And Krista said, "You"re a good person and I don"t have any problem with you and Courtney continuing to explore this together."

At this point, the ladies in the room are shooting the most EPIC side-eyes we"ve seen on record.

We"d like to give special props to Natalie Nunn, Heidi Montag, Shar Jackson and Kim Richards for their contributions.

(Side note: when Heidi Montag thinks your life is whack, you know you better check yourself.)

Doug continues his grody narrative, which at this juncture is sounding rather dubious.

“Courtney was being courted by tons of men," he tells the crowd. "Closer to her age, wealthier than me, more famous. From sports figures to politicians to sheiks in the Middle East.”

Natalie Nunn, bless her heart, calls bullsh*t.

"What the f**k, dude," she says in her confessional. "Sheiks?! How are sheiks finding a 16-year-old?"

We tend to agree.

Doug honestly expects us to believe that instead of selecting a younger, hotter, wealthier suitor, Court settled on his raggedy ass?

More likely, the child"s fame-hungry momager Krista Keller saw the D-list actor as her best shot at the limelight and plopped Courtney right into his pinky-ringed hands.

We"re guessing it was some time after that when Krista fell in love with Doug herself.

Yep, the story gets even more disgusting. 

Now if you"ll pardon me, I"m off to find some Coca-Cola syrup.

 

 

Courtney Stodden: I Can Sing! Listen To My New Single, Asphant!

Soooooo, someone let Courtney Stodden into a recording studio, and now we can refresh our Twitter feed while bearing witness to America"s best twerks.

The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition star release a single, Asphalt on April 15th, encouraging fans to really get into the spirit of shaking your butt up in da club.

"Get my new song "Asphalt" on iTunes & sing along with the official lyrics," Stodden tweeted last week.

This week, she invited fans to show off their best "twerking" skills by creating her own video.

"If you twerk to my new song Asphalt, I will RT my favorites!  SONG AVAILABLE ON iTUNES‼️"

Here are some of the lyrics:

I know I"m hot to the touch

You better get your gloves

And when I walk in the club (hot damn!)

Firetrucks pull up

Sweatin" for my attention

And slip slidin" on the rug

And when my booty pull up (hot damn!)

They all go dumb da" dumb dumb [Pre-Chorus]

Are you in it to win it?

Or, you just beginning?

Cause" I"m a big deal, a big deal If we go with this feeling?

Is that the best hand ya" dealing?

Cause" I get hot boy, hot boy 

Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Booty gets on the Asphalt yeah!)

Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Uh, uh, uh-uh)

It"s not my fault Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Booty gets on the Asphalt yeah!)

Booty gets hot on the Asphalt (Uh-uh)

It"s not my fault 

Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)

Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)

Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!) (Drop down yeah, to the floor, down to the floor!)

Booty gets hot! (hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!, hot!)

Poor Doug Hutchison must think the song is about him.  

Meanwhile Stodden"s hiring straight male back-up dancers.  "MUST LOOK LIKE CHANNING TATUM" the audition sheet reads.

Watch the video below, and listen to the full single on Fishwrapper.

Courtney Stodden Stars As Sexy Dying Mouse For Obscure PETA Protest

I am all for animal rights, but when it gets to a point where I don"t understand what exactly we"re fighting for, then it"s time to go back to the drawing board.

This is more or less what happened on April 14th in Los Angeles, where Courtney Stodden dressed up as a "dying" sexy mouse, complete with a wig, a white leotard with a tail, and thigh high stockings.

Oh, and white stripper heels.

Stodden posed for a few photos before taking her place in front of a PetSmart, where she lay splattered in blood as protestors surrounded her with signs reading "Animals Frozen Alive at PetSmart Suppliers."

Stodden took to her own Instagram to publicize the cause.

"Hopefully this protest against #petsmart will get them to "SMARTen" up," the Mother/Daughter experiment star wrote.

"The suppliers that they get their animals from abuse, neglect & torture these innocent lives… yet Petsmart continues to ignore the cruel truth. It"s time for a change. Don"t buy while animals die! @peta #animalrights."

PETA sent out their own press release to explain the protest.

"Courtney Stodden is dying for PetSmart to stop selling animals. So she dressed as a sweet mouse, went to a PetSmart store in Los Angeles, and "died" on the sidewalk," the statement read.

The reality star "wanted to get involved after a 15-week PETA investigation revealed that a PetSmart supplier was gassing animals in plastic bags and setting them aside "to die and waste away," as one of the supplier’s supervisors put it.

"Another recent PETA exposé of a supplier revealed that small animals were warehoused in plastic bins and rodents were crammed into plastic bags and frozen alive."

The organization, which once threw flour on Kim Kardashian during a red carpet appearance, published a quote from Stodden.

“It’s heartbreaking to think that countless mice, rats, bunnies, and lizards are dying in filthy bins for PetSmart’s stores,” said Courtney. “My friends at PETA and I urge everyone to refuse to shop anywhere that sells live animals!”

If I want to learn how to prevent animal cruelty, I"ll turn to the ASPCA.

If I want to be entertained and forget exactly what I"m fighting for, I"ll watch a PETA campaign.

Courtney Stodden Gets Naked, Balances Fajitas on Ass

Big news, everyone! Courtney Stodden has a new single coming out on Friday!

Actually, sorry – that"s not the exciting part. 

In fact, the only reason we"re even talking about Courtney"s long-awaited-by-nobody return to the world of music is that she keeps  taking her clothes off to promote it.

Last week, Courtney got naked and wrote "ASPHALT" all over her body.

Don"t worry, she hasn"t completely lost her mind; "Asphalt" is the name of the song.

Yes, as far as we know, Courtney"s not crazy, just desperate and maybe not all that bright, as evidenced by the video below, in which she balances a sizzling platter of fajitas on her naked ass.

Don"t get us wrong – in some respects, Courtney is a genius.

She"s managed to stay somewhat relevant for five years now, despite the fact that she"s a singer who hasn"t released any new music since 2012, as well as an "actress" who"s never appeared in appeared in a major film or television production (not counting reality shows).

All we"re saying is, anyone who"s ever touched a steaming plate at Chili"s despite the waitress" stern warnings knows that that"s not something you want near your genitals and b-hole.

We"re sure Court was trained by professionals or something. Anyway, don"t try this at home:

Courtney Stodden: My Mom is The Creep, NOT Doug Hutchison

Most people prefer to deal with their personal issues behind closed doors.  Unless you’re a reality star, in which case your livelihood depends on self-exploitation.

Courtney Stodden recently spoke to Huffington Post about why she chose to go on Lifetime’s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition with her estranged mom, Krista Keller.

“I have [a] very troubling relationship with my mother and I trusted that Dr. Debbie and Lifetime could really be sensitive to my situation and attempt to help us through our issues,” Stodden explained.

“It wasn’t an easy decision, because I deal with a lot of hurt and anger and emotions toward the situation but overall I thought it would be a good decision and journey.”

Stodden accused Keller of falling in love with her husband, actor Doug Hutchison, whom Stodden married in 2011 at the age of 16 (he was 51 at the time).  Keller owned up to it throughout the season, to the horror of other participants, including Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene and Kim Richards.

“Doug wasn’t the first guy she’s fallen in love with,” Stodden revealed.  “She’s done it with past boyfriends of mine.

“I kind of knew for a while; when I was a really young teenage girl my mom was emotionally attached to a teenager whom I knew. I think from a young age I was aware she never set appropriate boundaries for me and our relationship and, even when I was young, I realized the inappropriateness of our relationship.”

Keller accused Hutchison of “brainwashing her daughter,” which Stodden vehemently denies.

“That’s a really ridiculous statement. I don’t want to say my mom brainwashed me at some point, but once I took the blinders off and saw what kind of parent my mom was becoming, I started to realize what an awful relationship we actually had.”

Stodden and Hutchison will celebrate their upcoming fifth anniversary by renewing their vows. 

Courtney Stodden Accidentally Sets Hair ON FIRE in Wild Video!

There are blonde moments, and then there"s this glorious disaster.

Courtney Stodden was livestreaming on Periscope over the weekend when things got seriously hot.

No, she didn"t start reenacting scenes from the Courtney Stodden sex tape.

Things actually heated up in the most literal sense when Courtney"s hair went up in flames.

Courtney and her psychic were chatting with fans during some sort of seance when the 21-year-old got a little too close to a candle.

No one was hurt, so feel free to watch the video and laugh. Even the victim appears to see the humor in this situation.

When Courtney praised herself for being brave after she posted a makeup-free selfie, we weren"t really buying it.

Now that we"ve seen her reaction to a flaming extension, however, we agree that she"s got some serious cojones.

No word on why Court is making weird sounds with her mouth or why her friend is joking about cats getting hit by cars.

Apparently Ms. Stodden"s Periscope account offers much more interesting highlights than we would"ve thought.

Sadly, setting her hair on fire isn"t even the dumbest thing Courtney does in this video.

We don"t know how many times we can say this, people: turn your phone horizontal when you"re shooting video!

Courtney Stodden MOCKS Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian on Instagram!

We wish we had the kind of time Courtney Stodden has on her hands.

The reality TV personality took some time out from her busy day of posting selfies to, well, post more selfies – but this time, mimicking Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner.

Her first post was a video in which she sports a dark brown wig and applies a copious layer of lip liner before puffing out her lips like a fish.

“Get my new lip kit!” she quips in a high-pitched voice. “I’m Courtney Cardashian with a ‘C’.”

Courtney Stodden Mocks Kylie Jenner on Instagram

It’s a clear jab at Kylie Jenner, who admits to plumping up her pout with fillers and has been hawking her Kylie Lip Kits all year.

The video has since been deleted from Courtney’s account.

In Court’s next post, she keeps the wig on and poses for a nude selfie Kim Kardashian-style, complete with black censor bars over her nipples and crotch.

“COURTNEY CARDASHIAN,” she wrote in the caption with a laughing emoji. 

Alright, we get it, girl. No need to shout.

The odd thing is, C. Stodd already posted a version of this nude selfie last month, right after Kim posted hers. The only difference is the wig and heavy makeup, so what gives?

We think we might have a clue.

As a D-lister, Courtney knows that going after better-known celebs are her best shot at stealing the spotlight for herself. If she’s lucky, maybe the star will clap back and they’ll have an all-out Twitter war.

Kim and Kylie typically don’t respond to such trivialities, although Kim broke with tradition and dissed some haters after her most recent naked pic garnered criticism from a slew of fellow celebrities and fans.

We have a feeling this won’t escalate, but enjoy this gallery of some of the more epic Twitter wars on record:

View Slideshow: 14 of the Craziest Celebrity Twitter Feuds EVER