Demi Lovato: Topless, Makeup-Free in Latest Selfie

It’s been an interesting few months in the life of Demi Lovato – but then again, we could probably say that about any few months in the life of Demi Lovato.

First, Demi retired from public life for about four hours after her ongoing beef with Taylor Swift came to a head back in October.

But how could Demi be expected to stay away from the spotlight when she had interesting new information to share with fans, such as the fact that she’s 1% African?

Yes, Lovato understandably took a lot of flak for that one, but we don’t think anyone will have anything negative to say about her latest selfie (above).

As you can see, the singer is stripped of both clothing and makeup, and thus far, she’s received few complaints from her adoring Instagram followers.

“No makeup, just freckles,” she captioned the pic.

We can only assume that Demi’s Ancestry DNA profile gave her a new appreciation for the importance of variety, as she followed her no-makeup, no clothes bedroom selfie with a bedroom selfie in which she’s fully-clothed and heavily madeup.

Somehow the clothed one is more boob-tacular, which is in keeping with these confusing times in which we live.

Up is down; black is white; the president is a puppet of the Russian government … everything is all higgledy-piggledy!

Fortunately, in these confusing times, we can all agree that Demi Lovato’s boobs are a welcome sight.

Based on the comments on these pics,

“Looking goddamn gorgeous,” reads one comment.

“She’s so stunning like wow,” echoes another.

Needless to say, Demi’s sleepy selfies are earning rave reviews.

It’s a shame that she won’t be old enough to run for president in 2020, but perhaps politicians should take a lesson from Demi and espouse a pro-cleavage selfies platform.

The politician doesn’t actually have to expose any cleavage (please take note, Chris Christie).

View Slideshow: 22 Times Demi Lovato Has Kept It Real

They can just run on the unifying idea that everyone likes looking at tasteful celebrity boob photos, and that should be enough to begin the process of reunification.

After all, at the end of the day, we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike.

Yes, we just quoted Maya Angelou in an article about Demi Lovato’s boobs, and no, we don’t feel good about it.

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Emma Watson: Slammed For Posing Topless!

While her film career remains the envy of up-and-coming actresses the world over, these days, Emma Watson is as well-known for her political activism as for her work in Hollywood.

Watson rose to international fame at the tender age of 10, thanks to her role as Hermione in the now-iconic Harry Potter franchise.

These days, the 26-year-old is promoting her upcoming role in Disney’s live action remake of Beauty and the Beast, one of the buzzed about projects of 2017.

Not surprisingly, she’s everywhere at the moment, as she’s tasked with boosting a film that has the potential to earn $ 1 billion worldwide.

It’s not an unfamiliar role for Watson, but these days, she finds herself in a new and rather unique position.

Despite the fact that she’s an educated woman who’s racked up numerous film credits in the years since she left Hogwarts, there are those who will always think of her as Hermione (and, thus, as a young girl).

She’s also a stalwart feminist who’s spoken at the United Nations about the importance of combating sexual assault, and who’s vocally advocated for closing the gender wage gap in Hollywood.

Perhaps it’s for all of those reasons that so many were surprised to see this racy photo of Watson in the latest issue of Vanity Fair:

As is usual the case with this sort of thing, there were plenty of dumbasses on social media carping about how Watson destroyed their childhood, but a larger and more vocal group is criticizing the actress for allegedly abandoning her feminist ideals:

There argument might be best summed up by this tweet from UK journalist Julia Hartley-Brewer:

“Emma Watson: ‘Feminism, feminism… gender wage gap… why oh why am I not taken seriously… feminism… oh, and here are my tits!"”

Others have argued that it’s ironic and anti-feminist to limit Watson’s freedom of expression she because she advocates for equality of the sexes.

Obviously, it’s a complex issue, but it’s worth noting that whether she intended it or not, Watson’s photo makes a valuable point about the importance of consent.

Last year, Watson revealed that she was threatened with a nude photo leak after speaking at the UN.

But anyone who thinks that Watson is being hypocritical by posing for a nude photo that she knew would be published is missing the point:

The issue was never nudity, but rather the importance of all women’s right to do what they want with bodies without fear of threats, intimidation, or coercion.

So are we coming down on Watson’s side of this argument?

Yeah, but don’t give us too much woke-ness cred. 

We’re always on the side of exposed boobs.

(Provided they’re exposed under the right circumstances, of course.)

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Kylie Jenner: Smoking Weed Topless on Instagram?!

The ladies of the Kardashian/Jenner clan have been on the receiving end of their fair share of criticism over the years, but most of the controversies have involved sex tapes, racy selfies, and the like.

They usually leave the hard-partying to the men in their lives, and Scott Disick and Lamar Odom have proven that they’re up to the task by ingesting enough substances for the rest of the family combined.

But today, Kylie Jenner proved that sometimes girls just want to have fun, too – and in her case it seems that means taking page from Rihanna’s book and smoking weed in the nude.

Kylie posted the above pic to Instagram today, and as you can see, she appears to be enjoying a naked wake and bake.

As usual, most of the comments on Kylie’s pic are from teens promising to like your photos in exchange for liking theirs.

The Internet is a strange, strange place.

Anyway, there are also some comments that actually have to do with the photo, and it seems KJ’s latest artsy selfie is drawing a mixed response from fans.

“This must be why smoking weed is ‘cool’,” wrote one user who has apparently never listened to any music recorded after 1960.

“This makes me so incredibly happy you have no idea,” wrote PrettyGreenPrincess, seemingly expressing a much more common sentiment.

Kylie has never admitted to any drinking or drug use, but she lives in Southern California; she’s dating a rapper; and she doesn’t have to work a real job.

Aside from actually morphing into Jeff Bridges’ character in the Big Lebowski, we don’t think Kylie could send much more of a clear message with her lifestyle.

This appears to be her way of confirming that she enjoys the occasional toke, but then again, we’ve thought Kylie was coming out as a pothead at least twice in the past, and each time it turned out not to be the case.

After a Snapchat video that appeared to show stoned Kylie having a laugh with friends appeared online back in 2015, the reality star issued a firm denial and clarified that she was just really hyped to be trying Popeye’s chicken for the first time.

(In fairness, that is some good-ass chicken.)

Shortly thereafter, a photo that appeared to show Kylie wearing a pot leaf necklace popped up on Instagram, but was deleted shortly thereafter.

So it’s possible that Kylie will once again come out and assure her fans that she’s living clean and sober.

In the meantime, keep an eye out for Kylizzle at your local dispensary.

She’ll be the one getting out of the car that costs more than the house you grew up in.

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Big Show Mocks Shaq with Topless Sweaty Selfie (Video)

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Jenelle Evans Posts Topless Selfie 2 Weeks After Giving Birth!

Say what you will about Jenelle Evans, the girl clearly trains hard.

Jenelle is a fitness fanatic, and she’s currently reaping the rewards of her work ethic, just two weeks after welcoming daughter Ensley.

Check out her latest selfie and be amazed:

Yes, it’s hard to believe that Jenelle gave birth to her third child just 13 days ago.

Clearly, the pressures of raising three kids aren’t interfering with her workout routine.

(We’ll pause and allow you to angrily comment that Jenellle only has custody of two of her three children.)

The achievement must feel even better given the flak over Jenelle’s weight that ensued after she appeared on last season’s Teen Mom 2 reunion show.

Nathan Griffith fat-shamed his ex in brutal fashion on the show, and instead of admonishing him for his idiocy, a surprising number of fans followed suit on social media.

Never one to take abuse lying down, Jenelle clapped back on Instagram, writing:

“Yes, I’ve gained weight. Happy weight. This is what happens when you are truly happy in life.”

Now, she’s clearly having the last laugh at both Nathan and the online haters.

Amazingly, the woman once dubbed the Carolina Hurricane might be following in Amber Portwood’s footsteps and becoming an unlikely Teen Mom success story.

Like Amber, much of the criticism leveled against Jenelle over the years has been justified.

For much of her life, Jenelle has been a negative and destructive force in the lives of her loved ones, but she seems to be on the verge of turning things around.

We don’t want to give her too much credit just yet (This is a girl who allegedly assaulted her ex’s new girlfriend and boasted about being involved in “two custody battles at once” just last year.), but she may be slowly getting there.

Only time will tell what sort of mom and woman Jenelle will develop into, but she seems to want to change for the better, which is an important first step.

If nothing else, Jenelle’s fitness routine is clearly on point.

Now hopefully she’ll start attending to her emotional and psychological health with the same care.

View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Baby Photos: FIRST LOOK!

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Gronk TOPLESS BEER POUNDING ... At Super Bowl Parade (VIDEO + PHOTO)

It’s 36 DEGREES in Boston right now … and Rob Gronkowski has stripped off his shirt and is DOUBLE POUNDING BEERS at the Patriots Super Bowl parade.

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Ariel Winter Poses Topless, Flaunts Breast Reduction Scars, Remains a Boss

Back in 2015, Modern Family actress and rising social media celebrity Ariel Winter underwent breast reduction surgery.

She opens up about this topic, and bares all – literally and otherwise – in a revealing new interview with Self magazine.

“Growing up in the spotlight was quite possibly the worst for my self-esteem,” the 18-year-old star told the publication.

“I had a hard time finding confidence within myself.”

“When I started [Modern Family], I had a completely different body than what happened overnight at 12 years old.”

“I was stick thin,” she adds. “I had no chest, I had no butt … I had nothing. I was totally flat, and I was so sad about it.”

“Then automatically, overnight, my body changed.”

“I was a D cup and had a bigger butt, and my waist was expanding. Everything was getting bigger. I automatically got this hate and judgment online.”

Accepting her body transformation wasn’t easy.

Fortunately, “I had a great role model in Sofia [Vergara] growing up, with her being a curvy woman that was super proud of who she was.”

“[Sofia] could see that I was struggling a little bit with how to deal with my body, and was always trying to give me advice.”

“Like, ‘Here are some brands that would look good on our body type,’ or just ‘Wear whatever you want, and feel good about yourself."”

Winter also credits her older sister, Shanelle Workman, whom she lives with, for encouraging her to be comfortable in her own skin.

“I look up to her so much,” she gushes. “I would listen to her talk to me, saying, ‘It doesn’t matter what other people think. You are who you are.”

“It’s not going to change. Love yourself.”

Her older sister told her to focus her love inward:

“People are going to hate regardless of what you do. You could conform to everything they say, and they’re still going to find something.”

“It was hard for me in the beginning to deal with people’s comments and deal with everybody having an opinion on absolutely everything,” she says.

“It was hard for me to not fall prey to wanting to change the way I felt and the way I did things and the way I looked because of other people.”

But as Winter got older, she got better at realizing:

“As long as I’m positive in my life and feel good about my decisions and stick to how I feel and the things I want to do, that’s what’s most important.”

“And that’s what’s going to get me through in life.”

One of the things she wanted to do, regardless of what others thought, was have breast reduction surgery at the young age of just 17.

The scars from having her 32F breasts are visible in the photos above, and Winter calls it “honestly the greatest choice I made.”

Winter made some headlines for wearing a dress to last year’s SAG awards that showed off the scars from her breast reduction procedure.

Explaining her decision, she tweeted: “Guys there is a reason I didn’t make an effort to cover up my scars! They are part of me!”

“I’m not ashamed of them at all. :)”

These days, Winter – who trolls often call “fat, and ugly, and a slut” on Instagram – says she’s done listening to the haters these days.

Still, she has her moments.

She says the worst comment she ever received was on a photo of herself and her nieces wearing bathing suits on a family vacation.

Someone said she was “asking for it.”

Yes, as in asking to be sexualized for daring to show any sort of skin … while on a vacation with her family members. It was disheartening.

She remembers being truly shocked.

“It made me super disappointed in our world, and in the internet and the people who were writing things on the Internet,” she says.

“That really disturbed me, and made me incredibly upset,” Ariel adds, and “I really had to stand up and make it a point to fight back.”

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 35 Hottest Pics of an Internet Legend in the Making

To her, people were “body shaming, but also slut-shaming” her, and “taking aim at people that weren’t doing anything wrong.”

And that, she says, is what has to stop. Now.

“Making comments that were so harmful and distressing for absolutely no purpose,” she says, drove Winter to take action that day.

We don’t suspect it will be the last time she gets trolled – or that she stands up and fires back at those sending such horrible messages.

Even the simple act of defiance and calling out the trolls for who they are sends a powerful message in this day and age.

And for that, and everything else, we thank her.

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Corinne Olympios: Topless on The Bachelor!

The Bachelor Villain 2017, Corinne Olympios, is ready to do just about anything to stay on top of her game on the ABC dating competition.

In the case of tonight, that means taking her top off and pressing her body against Nick Viall to throw the other women off their game.

Subtle? No. Not in the slightest.

Effective? You better believe it.

In the sneak peek at Monday’s new episode that appears below, Corinne Olympios is one of many women selected to go on a group date.

Like any good pot-stirrer, she has no problem standing out from the rest of the girls, even in a group setting, by utilizing her best assets.

In the clip, Corinne jumps into the pool next to Nick as part of a photo shoot, then decides to take the steamy date to the next level.

Or the level beyond that.

The Miami native removes her bikini top in front of the leading man, her fellow contestants, the camera crew and all of Bachelor Nation.

Gauntlet. Thrown. Down.

Nick appeared to be in shock, though if you read The Bachelor spoilers for this season, we have a hunch Corinne"s methods pay off.

Sorry. Forget we said anything.

“Wait, what is she doing?” asks one bewildered contestant as she looks on, summing up what everyone not named Corinne was thinking.

Does she have any regrets?

Umm, no. Olympios, clutching a coveted rose, leaves little doubt that she"d pull off the stunt (and her clothes) again to achieve her goal.

“Dad would be proud,” Corinne says.

“Even though I was naked.”

Well that"s good. While she"s immediately become the show"s most hated contestant, Nick Viall defended Corinne on his blog last week.

“Corinne was a woman who certainly brought her confidence that night," Viall said, noting that he had been in her shoes before.

Sometimes, "villain" is too broad of a label for someone who goes after what they want and isn"t afraid of what others may think.

As a contestant on The Bachelorette, Nick observes, he was not always the most popular guy with the other guys – or viewers.

"When she came back for a second conversation, I was a little surprised but at the same time I respected the assertiveness,” he wrote.

“I appreciated Corinne being confident enough to take a chance and put her relationship with me above everything else.”

Also causing drama tonight?

Liz Sandoz, who appears to reveal the truth about her relationship with Nick, telling virginal Christen about drunkenly banging him.

Should be good. Watch:

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Lucy Hale Topless Photos Leak; Actress Responds in Anger

Like so many others, Lucy Hale has now been given a reason to hate hard on 2016.

Not because of who the country just elected President.

And not because of all the celebrity deaths that have left Hollywood shaken over the past several months.

But because Hale recently became the latest woman to have her privacy violated on the Internet.

A morally-questionable celebrity gossip website, Celeb Jihad, shared photos online of the Pretty Little Liars star without a shirt on.

For whom were these topless images intended? That question isn’t important.

What’s important is that someone stole them from Hale and released them for public viewing.

According to TMZ , Hale’s attorney, Marty Singer, sent an angry letter to the website demanding that the pictures be removed… or a lawsuit would be filed.

There were a total of two racy photos obtained and leaked by the site, both of which depicted Hale’s breasts and nipples, including a tattoo on one of the actress’ boobs.

They were meant for a friend and some moron hacked into Hale’s phone to illegally acquire them.

To her credit, Hale has responded to this incident with both pride and venom.

She’s pissed off, but she isn’t ashamed.

“Once again, a woman in the public eye was violated, stolen from and her private life and body were exposed for anyone to see,” Hale wrote in response on Thursday, expounding as follows:

“I will not apologize for living my life and having a personal life that is all mine. It’s truly unfortunate that being exposed in this way is allowed.”

The 27-year-old actress went on to thank fans for their support, concluding with a pointed message at “whoever” is responsible for the photo leak.

“Thank you for all the sweet, supportive messages I’ve been receiving.

“It was a much needed reminder that I’m surrounded by so much love. I appreciate you all very much. And to whoever did this…kiss my ass.”

HA! We love it!

You tell ‘em, Lucy!

Over the past couple years, stars such as Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Kate Upton, and Leslie Jones have seen their privacy violated in this same disgusting manner.

Just a few weeks, Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams was forced to address her own nude photo leak.

It’s really a huge shame, isn’t it?

People can really suck a lot, can’t they?

Fortunately, young actresses such as Hale and Williams are here to remind us that people can also be resilient and strong in the face of stupid, horny, mean-spirited hackers.

Hale and her Pretty Little Liars colleagues, meanwhile, will start to say goodbye on April 18, 2017.

On that date, the series returns to kick off its final run of episodes. Ever.

We’re sad to see it go, but we’re happy to think that Hale will stick around for many years afterward.

She’s a young, talented, strong and pretty actress. And she can sing! We’re big fans.

Here’s a look at the cast saying farewell to fans, not long after Freeform confirmed that Season 7 will be the show’s final season:

Pretty Little Liars Cast Says Goodbye

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Tiger Woods Goes Topless ... Call Me Mac Daddy Santa! (PHOTO)

Bet you didn’t think you were gonna see Tiger Woods’ nipples today, huh?  Well, here you go … the golfer dressed up as his favorite winter character, “Mac Daddy Santa.” Woods explained, “Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is…

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Kylie Jenner Poses Topless: It"s a Christmas Miracle!

Kylie Jenner is known for five major things.

Two of them are on her face, one is around back, and the last two? Well, they’re smack dab in the middle of her chest.

And they simply will not be contained.

If you’re having trouble picking up what we’re putting down, then don’t worry, Kylie’s bras are having the same problem. And if you’re still at a loss, it’s her boobs.

We’re talking about her boobs, particularly about how big they’re getting these days, and if you missed the memo, then here, check out the situation in this new topless photo.

That’s Kylie up there in that totally see-through piece of “clothing.” She was modest enough to place a couple of emojis over her nipples, but shortly after sharing this, she just deleted the whole thing.

Now, from this photo, we can deduce a couple of things.

One, there are hard copies of Kylie nudes out there in the world, which seems like either a bad plan or a lucrative business move.

And two … those rumors that she’s gotten breast implants get more believable by the day, right?

Not to get all pervy — but come on, you clicked on this story to see a photo of Kylie topless, no one’s on a moral high horse here — but if you really check out the shape of her boobs here, they don’t look all that natural.

There’s a solid chance that little thing she’s wearing is so tight that it pushes her breasts up like that, and that would account for each breast being a different shape.

But there’s also a chance that those are implants.

For additional evidence, please review this photo that our girl shared yesterday.

If you can get past the denim baseball cap and the skin-tight leopard print turtleneck (and that’s a big “if”), you’ll see that her boobs just look humongous.

They’re so big. So very, very big.

And then, in this photo she shared just a few hours ago … well, them things didn’t get any smaller, we’ll tell you that for free.

Now, Kylie’s still a young woman, and there’s a chance that she could be experiencing some late growth spurt here.

But, knowing Kylie the way we do, it’s also likely that she felt the need to go and get herself a little surgical enhancement.

Check out this photo, taken just back in August:

There’s a pretty obvious difference in size, right?

At this point in time, Kylie still looks great. She’s still an attractive girl, and though her boobs, her lips, and her ass all seem to grow by leaps and bounds every single day, it’s still working for her.

Just be careful, OK, Kylie? Don’t ruin a good thing. A very, very good thing.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time

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Lucy Hale Threatens Site To Take Down Her Topless Pics

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Pink: Topless, Pregnant on Instagram!

Question of the day: is Pink is pregnant with her second baby?

Why yes – yes she absolutely is, and isn’t her latest, very naked pregnancy pic just adorable?

(That second question was a redundant one, of course.)

Pink shared the above photo on her Instagram account on Monday night with the caption “💫the snuggle is real 📷 :@deborahandersoncreative hair: @pamwiggy hands: willow sage”

The image features the singer and her daughter, Willow Sage, whose hands you can see wrapped around her mama’s tummy. 

Last month, Pink announced that she was carrying her second child via an Instagram pic which featured her dressed in a flowing white gown, alongside her daughter.

The burgeoning bump pic was simply captioned “Surprise!” 

We were surprised, considering her on-and-off relationship with Carey Hart, to whom she’s married. 

This is hardly the first time Pink has stripped down for the cameras, though. 

Back in 2015, Pink got naked for PETA in an ad shaming those who wear fur, and you know how intense those PETA ads can get. 

At the time of the shoot, the Raise Your Glass singer said, “I’ve always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world.”

“They don’t fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth,” she said.

The ad itself read: “Be comfortable in your own skin, and let animals keep theirs.”

Typical PETA fare for the typical PETA audience, yes? 

“I would like to say I’ve always been fur-free,” the singer conceded, “but unfortunately, I went through a selfish phase and wore fur on a couple of occasions.” 

She got better, though, y’all.

“But I wised up and now boycott fur completely,” she said, adamantly.

Continuing in that vein, she said, “I wish everyone was forced to learn the horrors that these animals go through for fashion trends.” 

“I hope fur-wearers get bitten in the ass by the same kind of animal they wear on their back.”

Whatever you say, Pink — just keep popping out adorable babies and the nude thing? 

Please keep doing that, too. 

Always the naked thing, thanks. 

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Kylie Jenner Topless Pics Fuel Porn Rumors, Earn Special Shout-Out

Kylie Jenner’s run of racy photos in recent weeks have gotten the attention of more than just her 50 million dearest friends on social media.

Peeps in the adult entertainment world have also noticed.

If you missed it, Tyga turned 27 over the weekend, and celebrated with his teenage girlfriend’s voluptuous breasts shoved in his face.

If you’re a mediocre rap artist, you could be worse off.

Naturally, a pair of racy Kylie Jenner topless photos made their way onto Instagram to show us just how tight the couple is these days.

When they’re putting this out there publicly, we can’t even imagine the kind of things they do when the phones are actually put away.

It’s also a small wonder how he hasn’t gotten Kylie Jenner pregnant at this point. Guess they call it birth control because it works, right?

Anyway, apparently the folks at PornHub saw these images and got to thinking about the Kylie Jenner sex tape, just like the rest of us.

The company made headlines last August by offering the star $ 10 million the minute she turned 18 years old to star in an X-rated romp.

To our knowledge, it does not exist. Yet. Probably.

A fake Kylie Jenner and Tyga sex tape is a very popular PornHub result, and appears when you Google “Kylie Jenner and Tyga sex tape.”

Trust us on that one … you don’t need to do it.

With the release of the photos above, however, the site is licking its chops again, reaching out to her on social media in hilarious fashion:

One step closer, indeed. Pretty amazing tweet by the Hub, who is clearly fantasizing about what everyone else is (plus big dollar signs).

This goes behind some sexy Kyga pics, too.

The 19-year-old has also been posting photo updates for her own clothing store, The Kylie Shop, and getting as close to nude as possible.

It’s been an incredible few weeks, as we said.

Don’t get us wrong, we know she’s been a provocateur for years, sharing risque images with the masses before she was even of legal age.

Something about this month is special, though.

We recently saw Kylie Jenner nude except for blue paint, a sculpted goddess in whom we could all find comfort in troubled times.

She’s also been all over Instagram sharing pictures from photo shoots she’s been doing to promote her latest, greatest business venture.

No, it’s not a collaboration with PornHub.

Give it time at this rate, but she’s opening her very first Kylie Cosmetics store and The Kylie Shop (dot) com … both of which are huge.

Maybe. At least they could be, right?

Given how salaciously she’s promoting it, and how popular her lip kits and other swag have already proven in the last couple of years?

The store, which opens is doors December 9, will only be open as long as supplies last, which may or may not be more than 15 seconds.

Only time will tell on the retail front.

In the meantime … boobs. Boobs.

We can’t even imagine what 2017 has in store for her.

The way Kylie is flaunting her assets, and occasionally physical affection to Tyga while contorting her body just perfectly for Instagram?

She’s putting in WORK lately, and we imagine by the time she hits the big 2-0 next summer, PornHub will be upping its offer BIGLY.

Will she be the first-ever $ 100 million sex tape star?

It’s too early to make a prediction like that, but unless you’re Tyga (or maybe especially if you’re Tyga, co-starring in it), one can only dream …

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time

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Terry Bradshaw -- No Shirt? No Problem ... Caught Topless Modeling at "NFL on Fox" Studio (VIDEO)

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Kylie Jenner: Topless for Tyga"s Birthday!

There’s something to be said for knowing what your strengths are.

And, for Kylie Jenner, she seems very aware that her true strength lies not in her intelligence, not in her compassion, not in her kindness, but in her boobs.

So it just makes sense that that’s what she decided to give Tyga for his 27th birthday.

Yeah, in case you missed it, Tyga celebrated his birthday yesterday, November 19th, and while normally nobody would care because hey, it’s just Tyga, everyone now cares so hard because Kylie shared this photo:

“Happy birthday babe” she captioned it, along with a kiss emoji, but it really doesn’t matter because who cares about words when Kylie Jenner is completely topless?

Nobody, that’s who. Boobs trump … well, everything, really.

Kylie was sweet enough to share one more topless pic, this one captioned “Irreplaceable”:

It’s unclear if she meant that Tyga was irreplaceable or if she was giving a shout-out to that killer body of hers.

Either way, we know what the truth is.

Kylie has been all about showing off the goods lately: just yesterday, we talked about that nipple-tastic photo shoot she did to promote her Kylie Cosmetics pop-up shop.

And then last week, she posed nude — well, nude except for a whole bunch of blue paint.

We imagine it was her way of soothing us after the disastrous election results, but we’ll probably never know the truth.

Anyway, as if those topless photos weren’t enough of a birthday gift, Kyga went on over to Las Vegas to celebrate this special occasion, and she shared another photo of that, one she captioned “Birthday behavior”:

Isn’t it sweet how Kylie is trying to show physical affection to Kylie while still trying to contort her body to get the best angles?

It’s like she’s saying “I love you, Tyga, but I love my ass and my Instagram presence more.” So sweet.

We’re not sure exactly what Kylie and Tyga got up to in Vegas, but it feels safe to say that Tyga had some drinks while 19-year-old Kylie just sat around and ate a pomegranate or something.

Oh, wait, that really happened?

Bless these people.

Bless them so much.

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Student Drives Drunk, Snaps Topless Selfie, Crashes Into Police Car

A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student was arrested on Wednesday night.

For being an all-time idiot, basically.

According to the Bryan Police Department, Miranda Rader got drunk this week… got behind the wheel of a car… snapped a topless selfie for her boyfriend… and then crashed into a police cruiser.

The accident took place near the university, approximately 100 miles northwest of Houston, and was serious enough that the airbag in Rader’s car deployed.

Police said that when the officer whose vehicle had been hit approached Rader, she was attempting to put her blouse back on.

“I asked her why she was not dressed while driving and she stated she was taking a Snapchat photo to send to her boyfriend while she was at a red light,” the arresting officer wrote in an affidavit.

Rader was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and released on a bond of $ 2,000, police said.

But this story actually gets better.

Or a lot worse, if you’re Miranda Rader…

In July, Rader shared a link on her Facebook page to a news story about a Texas teenager who was killed that month in a drunken driving accident.

The headline of the story said the family of the 18-year old killed in the crash hoped that others would learn from the tragic fate of their son.

This is more ironic than rain on your wedding day or plastic spoons when all you need is a knife.

But it’s also downright sad, scary and disturbing, considering how strongly Rader did NOT heed the sage words of this poor victim’s parents.

Rader is a freshman at Texas A&M University who hails from Austin.

She was released Thursday morning after posting $ 2,000 bail and is yet to comment on this scandalous behavior for the public.

It’s also unknown when she is scheduled to be be in court.

But we really hope she’s wearing a shirt for the judge.

The family of the 18-year-old West Austin victim, Jack Cloudt, talked to KEYE-TV about their son’s crash in an effort to help others learn from his tragic death.

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