Showing posts with label Welcomes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Welcomes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Zooey Deschanel Welcomes Second Child!

It’s a new boy for the New Girl!


According to People Magazine, Zooey Deschanel has given birth to her second child with husband Jacob Pechenik.



The child’s name is Charlie Wolf and both he and his famous mother are doing fantastic.


“Zooey, Jacob and their daughter Elsie are overjoyed to welcome the newest member of their family,” a rep for the comedic actress tells the aforementioned publication.


To their credit, Deschanel and Pechenik maintain strict privacy rules when it comes to their children.


Little Charlie reportedly came into the world last week, but the exact date is unknown. We can’t speak on any of his measurements, either.


What can say for certain, however, is that Deschanel and Pechenik welcomed their first child in July of 2015, not long after getting married in Texas.


We then learned Deschanel was pregnant again in January.



“I’ve slowed things down a bit. I think it’s good for your whole self – your creative self, your professional self, and just your soul – to take a little time for yourself and your family,” Deschanel told Redbook for its May 2016 cover story when the topic of her family was broached.


She added at the time:


“I’ve never really felt like an adult. But I think it’s a huge accomplishment to have a child so maybe I feel like an adult for that reason!”


Hey, it certainly is. One could easily say it’s the biggest accomplishment anyone can ever… accomplish.


The funny star also appeared on Ellen in October and referenced her daughter’s current focus on fashion.


“She’s really obsessed with hats right now,” the actress said last fall. “My mom wears hats a lot and we had dinner with her and as soon as my mom came up, Elsie said ‘Hat! Hat!’


“I think she’s just really proud of herself that she recognizes that. If she walks in my closet, the hats are up on the top shelf, [and she points and says] ‘Haaat!’ [She’s] very excited.”



During her first pregnancy, meanwhile, Deschanel also said that she struggled with having to give up some of her most beloved food items.


“You can’t have sushi. You can’t have cheese that tastes good,” she told Jimmy Kimmel in 2015, adding:


“You can have a little bit [of coffee], but I would have, like, four cups a day. And now I can have a half cup, which is a joke! It’s a total joke!”


Still, it’s worthwhile in the end, we’re sure Deschanel would agree.


We send our best wishes to the actress, her newborn and to all the other stars below who became parents over the past few months!



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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

"Dance Moms" Cast Welcomes New Host Cheryl Burke, Throws Major Shade at Abby Lee Miller (VIDEO)

The moms of “Dance Moms” are absolutely thrilled with their new host, Cheryl Burke, and equally excited to throw dirt on Abby Lee Miller’s metaphorical grave. The longtime “Dancing with the Stars” pro showed up at 8 Count Dance Academy in L.A.…


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Saturday, March 25, 2017

One Direction"s Liam Payne Is A Dad ... Welcomes Baby Boy With Cheryl Cole

The One Direction family just got a little bigger … Liam Payne’s a new dad to a healthy baby boy. Payne’s GF Cheryl Cole posted a pic of Payne and son Saturday — revealing she delivered on Wednesday — and saying, “We are all madly in love and…


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Thursday, February 23, 2017

Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby #3: See the First Photo!

Nick Cannon is a father… again!


The former America’s Got Talent judge took to Instagram to announce the birth of his first child to Brittany Bell.



Cannon already has two children with Mariah Carey. 


“Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy cometh in the morning! No matter how hard the world may hit you, God always reminds us of our purpose! #TrueHappiness Welcome to Earth Son! Golden “Sagon” Cannon 2/21/17 #Awakened,” Cannon, 36, captioned. 



The caption is certainly unsurprising when you consider the drama in Nick’s life over the past few weeks.


He resigned from America’s Got Talent after word got out that he was going to be removed from the show. 


This was all down to producers not being amused about a joke he made while doing a comedy show.


Apparently, Cannon was furious at his character being questioned. 


He revealed his rage in a lengthy rant that made the world think there was something more going on with him. 



He also fired some people close 


Now, considering his caption, he’s looking at the birth of Golden as a beacon of hope, or something.


Horrible name aside, hopefully, this post means that he is not actually going off the rails. 


Nick was recently dating his baby mama, Brittany, but that one quickly fell apart. 



His behavior has been pretty erratic. He seems to be thinking about the past. That’s probably why he brought up that time he dated Kim Kardashian. 


With Mariah Carey’s recent New Year’s Eve debacle, maybe she and Nick have more in common than we first thought. 


But would Mariah Carey really ditch Bryan Tanaka to return to her former flame?



Don’t bet on it. 


What do you think about all of this?


Sound off below!



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Monday, February 6, 2017

Jessa Duggar Welcomes Second Child!

After informing fans last week that she was well past her due date, Jessa Duggar revealed today that she has welcomed her second child!


Though she shared regular pregnancy updates with fans, Jessa provided no information with regard to the child’s gender, and she still hasn’t given us any clues about a name.


The Duggars guessed that Jessa would have a girl, and most fans seemed to feel the same.



We can now reveal, however, that Jessa has welcomed a second baby boy into the world.


“We are so happy to announce the arrival of our sweet second son,” she and husband Ben Seewald told People magazine in a statement issued moments ago.


“He was born at 4:26 a.m. this morning, weighing 8 lbs. and 11 oz. and measuring 21 3/4 in. long.”


They added:


“Mom and baby are both doing well. We are so thankful to God for this precious new gift of life and are excited to be a family of four! Thanks to everyone for your prayers and well wishes!”



Jessa gave birth to her first child, a boy with the unusual name of Spurgeon, back in November of 2015.


Today, they say Spurgeon is thrilled to be welcoming a little brother.


“We are overjoyed to announce that Spurgeon has a new title in life as ‘big brother!’ We are so thankful that God is adding to our family.”


In a previous statement (that led many fans to believe Jessa may be having twins) the Seewalds talked about how excited Spurgeon was about his expanding family:



“2017 is shaping up to be a wonderful year already, and we know Spurgeon will do a great job in his new role,” Jessa said.


“Having Spurgeon has been such a wonderful blessing, and we cannot wait to see the face of this sweet new baby (or babies!).”


Jill’s generation is certainly doing its part to maintain the Duggars’ reputation as a remarkably fertile family, as sister Jill Duggar is currently expecting her second child.


Jessa and Ben have talked adoption in the past, and it’s safe to say they’ll continue adding to their brood.



As for their second kid’s name, Jessa and Ben have been tight-lipped so far.


It’s possible that they haven’t selected one yet, as they say that with Spurgeon, they chose to “meet him” and get to know his personality before they settled on an appropriate moniker.


It could be a while before we find out his younger brother’s name – but you can bet it will be something that’s a bit off the beaten path.


Congratulations to Jessa, Ben, and new big brother Spurgeon.



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Thursday, January 26, 2017

Jenelle Evans Welcomes Baby Ensley: See The Photos!


On January 24th, 2017, Jenelle Evans gave birth to her third kid — and her very first daughter! — Ensley Jolie Eason.


And yeah, yeah, a lot of people (including us) always have some trash to talk about Jenelle, but the birth of a baby is a genuinely joyous occasion.


So let"s put aside all the many, many feelings we have about her, let"s try to forget her extremely messy past and all the wrongs she"s done, and let"s just focus on all the positives here.


For one, Jenelle looks really happy, possibly the happiest she"s ever been.


And for two, this is a seriously precious baby …




1. The Happy Family


The happy family

An exhausted Jenelle poses for a quick selfie with her man, David Eason, as baby Ensley breastfeeds. Adorable!



2. David Breastfeeds, Too!


David breastfeeds too

Or, well, he feeds Ensley with a syringe of breast milk so Jenelle can take a picture. Still sweet!



3. Baby Finger!


Baby finger

Really, is there anything cuter in this whole world than a baby’s little bitty hand? Or a baby’s little feet? Or a baby’s …. Babies are just the cutest, we’ll leave it at that.



4. The Doting Father


The doting father

David, normally a total creep, actually looks sweet with this new little baby. Who would have thought?!



5. Cuddle Time!


Cuddle time

A photo like this almost makes you forget all those times that Jenelle has been completely horrible, huh?



6. That Strong Bond


That strong bond

After just a day of being alive, Ensley has already found her bestie!


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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Jenelle Evans Welcomes Baby #3!

Congratulations go out to Jenelle Evans, as the oft-maligned Teen Mom 2 cast member gave birth to her third child a few short hours ago.



The Carolina Hurricane and her partner, David Eason, welcomed their first child together at 10:40 a.m. ET on Tuesday morning.


It’s a … precious baby girl named Ensley Jolie Eason!


The proud new mom – already a mom to two sons, Jace, 7, and Kaiser, 2 – shared the exciting news on Instagram right after it happened.


Evans, 25, got pregnant with Jace during her relationship Andrew Lewis, back when she was on a little show entitled 16 & Pregnant.


Lewis has never been in the picture, and her mother, Barbara, still has primary custody of Jace, dating back to Jenelle’s darker days.


Kaiser is the product of her relationship with Nathan Griffith; Jenelle was engaged to him at one point, but that ended very contentiously.



She was also briefly married to Courtland Rogers, but that went south so fast that she had an abortion when she realized she was pregnant.


In the case of Eason, and her current relationship with him, Jenelle has been the subject of pregnancy rumors for quite some time now.


If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, including last night’s episode, you know she danced around (even tried to hide) the pregnancy for a time.


Jenelle lied about her pregnancy early and often, to be honest.


Before eventually announcing it publicly under unusual, less than ideal circumstances, she attempted to keep the news under wraps.


When a police report filed after she and David got into a minor car crash eventually let the cat out of the bag, she was not happy about it.



It was pretty clear from watching the show why Evans didn’t want to say she was pregnant; Jenelle knew what the critics would say.


The reality star took to social media to share a lengthy post about how her alleged “fans” criticized her for having a third kid by a third guy.


After she’d just been in a car crash, no less.


“I don’t understand what is ‘disappointing’ or ‘sad’?! Why not ask if I’m ok from the car accident?!” Jenelle said on Instagram.


“Why not be concerned about my health?!”


“I want privacy. All of you disgust me. It’s all about gossip these days,” she ranted, with some validity given the hate she was catching.


Evans never said she was pregnant, but noted, “funny someone else comes out with news they are pregnant and the world is overjoyed.” 



The MTV firebrand peaced out of Instagram for a short time before coming back and documenting her third pregnancy for her fans. 


Despite their myriad problems, and less-than-stellar reputations, Jenelle and David have seemed extremely happy and stable of late.


He gets along great with her two sons, too.


“Jace absolutely loves him, [he] always wants to be around him,” she said of Eason, who is a single parent of one (daughter) as well.


“He has an 8-year-old daughter that spends the weekends along with Jace, so they get along very well and everyone is really happy.”


All we can do is hope that it lasts.



Evans has made some mistakes – a lifetime’s worth, honestly – but even she should not be burdened by them for the rest of her days.


She’s genuinely trying to turn things around and to be a better person. She deserves to find happiness, and for us to give her a chance.


Congratulations to Jenelle, David, Jace, Kai, and David’s daughter on their new arrival! We can’t wait for the deluge of baby pics online.


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Mel Gibson Welcomes NINTH Child, Remains a Terrible Person

There are now nearly as many Mel Gibson kids out there as there are tapes of the actor berating women and insulting Jewish people.


And that’s because Gibson just welcomed his ninth kid into the world.


Yes, his NINTH kid!



In news broken by People Magazine, Gibson and his girlfriend of two years, Rosalind Ross, are now parents to a boy named Lars Gerard.


He was born on January 20 in Los Angeles and weighed in at the time at 5 pounds, 5 ounces.


“They’re thrilled and Lars is adorable. Their family is all around them and Mel is over the moon. They’re home and everybody is healthy and happy!” a very enthusiastic source tells the publication.


Gibson and Ross confirmed that the latter was expecting back in September.


The anti-Semitic star is having a pretty good week, as his latest directorial effort, Hacksaw Ridge, was just nominated for Best Picture at the 2017 Academy Awards.


He’s already a father to eight other children from previous relationships.



They are:


  • A daughter Hannah named Hannah.

  • A son named Edward.

  • A son named Christian.

  • A son named William.

  • A son named Louis.

  • A son named Milo.

  • A son named Thomas.

All of these kids are the product of Gibson’s 28-year marriage to former dental nurse Robyn Moore.


He also has a six-year old daughter ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, from whom Gibson had a contentious and violent split.



“Mel loves being a dad, and he and Rose can’t wait to be parents together,” a family friend of the pair previously told People. “The last two years have been some of his happiest years he’s ever had.”


Gibson is 60 years old and Ross is 26 years old, which may explain why these past two years have been so great for him.


We don’t like Gibson very much, but we still send him and his girlfriend our best wishes.


There’s a baby in the picture now. All that matters is his health and happiness.



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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Katherine Heigl Welcomes Baby #3!

Katherine Heigl may have a reputation as someone who is difficult to work with on set.


But she’s also gaining a reputation as one of Hollywood’s most prolific mothers.


According to People Magazine, the former Grey’s Anatomy star and husband Josh Kelley welcomed a little boy into the world back on Tuesday, December 20.


His name is Joshua Bishop Kelley Jr.



Heigl and Kelley were already parents to girl Adalaide, 4, and Naleigh, 8, when they were blessed in life for the third time.


The actress broke her pregnancy news to People in June of last year.


“The Kelley clan is thrilled to announce that we are expecting a third addition to our family,” the star told the publication at that time, adding:


 “Naleigh and Adalaide could not be more excited to welcome their new sibling into the fold, and Josh and I are overflowing with joy and gratitude.”


Heigl is 38 and Kelley is 36 and the couple resides in Utah.


After leaving Grey’s Anatomy amidst some controversy (most notably slamming the show’s writers one year for not giving her Emmy-worth material), Heigl starred in a number of pretty successful films.


There was Knocked Up and 27 Dresses, for example.


She then tried a return to television last year via the NBC drama State of Affairs, but it only lasted one season.


She will next be seen in early 2017, giving the TV thing another try with CBS’ legal program Doubt.



“This is an incredibly exciting time for us filled with hope, anticipation and hormones. Well, only I’m filled with hormones, but everyone in the family gets to enjoy them,” Heigl joked to People last summer.


“We couldn’t be more excited to be able to finally share this news with our fans, and are looking forward to continuing to share the journey with you all.”


Heigl made a point over the past few months to keep fans apprised as to the state of her pregnancy, both via her Instagram account and personal home and lifestyle blog, Heavenly Days.


Here is one photo of the actress in her third trimester:



“It’s hard enough for me to get motivated to work out when I’m not pregnant but now that I am it’s 10 times harder,” she blogged in September, explaining further:


“I’m not up for weight training, lengthy cardio workouts or any of those new and fashionable exercise classes. What I am up for is yoga!


Good thing plenty of those classes exist.


While Heigl is now a three-time mother, this actually marked her first birth.


She had adopted her two daughters.


“We were considering adoption again, fostering, or pregnancy if possible,” she said in June, adding:


“Seeing as I have never been pregnant and as my OB/GYN reminded me last year, I’m of advanced maternal age, I wasn’t sure pregnancy was even in the cards for us. Turns out it was very much in the cards!”


Hooray!



We send our best wishes to Heigl and to all the other stars (above) expecting babies in 2017.


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Monday, January 9, 2017

Ashley Salazar, 16 & Pregnant Star, Welcomes Second Child!

It’s a boy for 16 and Pregnant Season 2 duo Ashley Salazar and Justin Lane, who had their first baby together all those years ago!



According to TARR, the couple announced that they welcomed their second child, a boy named Phoenix Roy, early on Saturday morning.


The baby weighed in at 6 lbs., 14 oz., Justin said.


Little Phoenix arrived ahead of his January 28 due date by three weeks, and the new bundle of joy joins a seven-year-old sister, Callie.


Unusually for the MTV franchise, they have the same parents; Ashley and Justin have been on-and-off since the 16 & Pregnant days.


Fans may remember that the duo gave Callie up for adoption with Ashley’s aunt and uncle, but both parents are still involved in her life.


Here’s a photo of mother and daughter together:



Ashley’s struggle with her decision to place Callie for adoption was similar to Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, who made the same choice.


In an emotional episode, Ashley later had second thoughts and got her daughter back, only to eventually realize she was right the first time.


The best thing for Callie, she decided after much inner turmoil, was for her to be raised by people close to her and better able to provide.


Unlike Catelynn and Tyler, however, recent social media posts give the impression that Ashley and Justin are not currently together. 


In any case, Ashley announced her pregnancy last summer: “BABY LANE COMING 2017! @justinacube i love you!! #babylane #babyno2 #jan28 #babyboy”


Now he has arrived, and boy is he a cute one.


See the first photo of Baby Phoenix below:



So sweet, and a new addition to the “family.”


The recent Teen Mom 2 and 16 and Pregnant baby boom that’s taken place over the last few months shows no signs of slowing down.


Phoenix is the first of many babies who will be born to 16 and Pregnant girls in 2017; Chelsea Houska and Jenelle Evans are due soon.


Sarah Roberts, Katie Yeager and Hope Harbert, all from Season 4 of 16 and Pregnant, are all expecting babies in 2017 as well.


Briana DeJesus, who also starred on the MTV series, recently announced that she is expecting her second child in July of this year.


There’s something in the water, apparently!



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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Pink Welcomes Baby #2: See the First Photo!

Pink officially has a reason to sing a very happy tune:


The singer is a mother. For the second time!



The artist announced on Twitter late Wednesday that she and husband Carey Hart have welcomed their second child, a son named Jameson Moon Hart.


He came into the world on Monday, December 26.


“I love my baby daddy,” the singer captioned a photograph of Hart holding their newborn.


And here is that photograph… that totally adorable photograph!



Pink and Hart are already parents to a five-year old girl named Willow Sage.


Way back in 2010, while expecting their first child, Pink told Access Hollywood that she and her husband of a decade did, indeed, love the name Jameson for a boy.


“My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason,” Pink said at the time. “[Carey and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, and Jameson – we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.”


It’s true: Jameson is very, very good.


Pink also shared a second picture of her son, simply writing “Jameson Moon Hart 12.26.16” as a caption to the precious image.


Here it is:



Just last month, Pink took to Instagram to confirm her pregnancy, writing “Surprise!” alongside a photo of Willow nuzzling against her mom’s fairly large baby bump.


A month later, Pink gave us a glance at her even bigger baby bump (while topless!), making fans especially excited for the baby to come.


“the snuggle is real 📷 :@deborahandersoncreative hair: @pamwiggy hands: willow sage,” she captioned this racy/cute picture.


“I just want a healthy baby. That’s all I care about,” Hart told People Magazine in December, adding that he and Pink decided not to learn the gender of their child this time around.


And if Hart was nervous to be a dad again, he didn’t let it show.


“It’s been a while since we’ve had a baby around the house,” he added to the publication. “It’s going to be really fun.”



Congrats to Pink and all the other stars who welcomed kids in 2016!


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Monday, December 19, 2016

Tristan Thompson Welcomes Baby Boy With Jordan Craig

Khloe Kardashian need not worry about what to get boyfriend, Tristan Thompson for Christmas. 


His ex-girlfriend, Jordan Craig apparently gave birth to a baby boy on December 12. 



Other than that, details are pretty sketchy on the matter because neither parents have yet to address the kid on social media. 


Now, if it was Khloe Kardashian who had given birth, the whole world would know about it.


Kris Jenner would have probably live streamed it to movie theaters across the globe. 



She would have also found a way to turn in a bigger profit than the likes of Star Wars: Rogue One.


That’s sort of what she does and she does it well. 


She needs a new cash cow in the event that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are really over. Right?


Well, maybe Kris will not be too fond of Thompson’s alleged bad behavior as a teen. 



With Tristan allegedly dumping Jordan for Khloe, there’s probably some animosity between the two women in his life. 


Regardless of whether Tristan wants to steer clear of Jordan, they are always going to have a connection because they share a kid together. 


Jordan was vocal about her excitement to be a mother on Instagram in the weeks leading up to her giving birth. 



“Going to miss my bump..but the best is yet to come!,” she captioned. 


While Jordan was getting excited to have the child, Tristan was too busy wearing matching clothes with Khloe Kardashian. 


Yeah, they’re totally the type of couple to match clothes. 



That said, they do look rather cute together.


Khloe looks very happy.


It’s great that she’s finally moved on from all of the drama with Lamar Odom. 


Maybe she’ll wind up with a kid of her own to Tristan soon enough.


We’re sure Kris would be ecstatic at another mini Kardashian being brought into the world. 


Let’s be honest, at some point she’s going to have all of the younger generation take over the empire – much like Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already doing. 


What do you think about all of this?


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Friday, December 9, 2016

Savannah Guthrie Welcomes Baby #2!

Savannah Guthrie just broke some rather personal news:


She’s a mother once again!


The Today Show anchor and husband Michael Feldman announced this morning that they welcomed a bay boy into the world early on Thursday.


His name is Charles Max Feldman. He weighed in at 9 lbs. 8 oz., he measured 21.5 inches… and he’s a total cutie patootie!



“We are so grateful. Blessings overflow. Along with tears of joy,” Guthrie Tweeted on Friday along with a multitude of photos showing the new parents, little “Charley” and even Matt Lauer holding the precious little tyke.


The excited reporter, who announced that she was expecting in June, has even updated her Twitter profile already. It now reads:


“Grateful mom to Vale and Charley,” referring both to her brand new addition and the couple’s two-year-old daughter.


And, just like two-plus years ago when she gave birth to her daughter, Guthrie opened her hospital room up to her famous co-workers for some cuddling and cooing.


Lauer announced on air today that “Mama and Dad are doing great,” noting that he has already paid the “cute little boy” a visit, as you can see below:



Today co-host Tamron Hall also shared a photo of the parents with adorable Charley, writing, “And here he is…”


Dylan Dreyer – the program’s meteorologist, who is pregnant with her first little one – chimed in with the following Tweet:


“So beyond happy for my pregnancy buddy @SavannahGuthrie & her family!! Radiant as ever welcoming their beautiful baby boy!! I want one!!!”




dylan tweet


Guthrie confirmed her pregnancy on air in June, telling viewers at the time that she could no longer cover the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro due to the widespread impact of the mosquito-borne Zika virus.


Then, in September, the anchor let it slip on air that her second child would be a boy.


Despite her very pregnant state, Guthrie sat for a full Election Day of coverage on November 8, while making it clear to Fit Pregnancy and Baby that she would NOT be having a natural birth.


“Oh, 100 percent,” she replied when asked whether she’d be going for the epidural in labor.


“Is there anything about me that suggests I have the internal fortitude to withstand birth without a little bit of help? But my hat’s off to women who do.”



We send our best wishes to Guthrie, all of her family members and the following celebrities who welcomed life into the world in 2016.



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Thursday, December 8, 2016

Mick Jagger Welcomes Eighth Child at Age 73

If you were lucky enough to catch the Rolling Stones during their most recent US tour, then you can attest to the fact that Mick Jagger hasn’t slowed down much with age.


And apparently, the legendary singer’s preternatural youthfulness isn’t limited to the stage.


Back in June, the world learned that Jagger is expecting his eighth child with Melanie Hamrick, his 29-year-old ballerina girlfriend.



“Mick was at the hospital for the arrival,” reads a statement from Jagger’s publicist.


“Mother and baby are doing well and we request that the media respect their privacy at this time.”


Jagger already has seven children, ranging in age from 45 to 17.


We’d make a joke about Jagger changing diapers at an age at which most seniors are preparing to have their own diapers, changed, but let’s be honest:



Mick Jagger has never done anything more than wave a sassy finger in the direction of a soiled Pamper.


Jagger has not yet publicly commented on the good news, nor have his older kids:


Georgia, James, Jade, Elizabeth, Lucas, Karis and Gabriel.


Despite his prodigious procreation, Jagger was married only once, to Bianca Jagger, mother of his daughter Jade.



Not surprisingly, the news inspired some hilarious observations on Twitter.


Some highlights:


“Fact of the day: Mick Jagger now has a child who is younger than his great-granddaughter.”


“Just when you think the world’s gone crazy you find out Mick Jagger had a baby with a 29-year-old ballerina & everything makes sense again.”


“Some people think Mick Jagger is too old to have children, while others are Mick Jagger.”



You get the point.


Obviously, it’s easy (and fun) to crack jokes about the situation, but we’d like to take a moment wish Mick, Melanie, and their new bundle of joy all the best.


However, we’d also like to make an important suggestion:


Mick, it might be time to retire “Satisfaction” from the Stones’ setlist.


You can’t sing that song without irony when you’ve had eight kids with five different women over the course of five decades.


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