Thursday, October 15, 2015

Chelsea Houska: My Porn Name is Farrah!

Among the lighter, funnier quotes from last night’s Teen Mom 2: Unseen Moments special on MTV was a group discussion of faux porn names.


Specifically, what moniker Chelsea Houska would pick …



The back and forth between fab four Chelsea Houska, Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer and Kailyn Lowry was mostly light-hearted and upbeat.


Not exactly what you see when you watch Teen Mom 2 online on a regular basis, we know, but that made for a really fun change of pace.


Case in point: During Kailyn’s rapid fire questions, she was asked what her porn name would be. You know, if she were to join that trade.


That’s when Chelsea burst out shouting “Farrah!”


All the girls could not help but laugh at the reference to the infamous Teen Mom star turned Backdoor Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham.


(Kailyn cleverly chose “Britney Spearhead.”)


As for those Jenelle Evans sex tape rumors, she claims she’s been offered a lot of money to film one, but won’t be going there, thank you.


No Jenelle … for your kids’ sake, thank you.


After the wildest, most tense season yet, with domestic violence, parental neglect and more on the table, it was nice to hear the girls laugh.


Especially since none of them are planning on getting into porn for real. Yet. We think. If they do, “Kendra” could be a good name as well …