Oh, okay.
Now we get it, Taylor Swift.
We must admit: for a short while there, we were confused.
You just seemed to happy with Calvin Harris. You guys seemed to have a lot it common and we really thought you had found The One.
But then you allegedly dumped Harris over the phone. You might even have cheated on him.
And let’s be clear: we don’t approve of either of these decisions if they actually happened. You simply must have more respect for your significant other.
But, again, we do sort of get it now.
Because you were caught kissing Tom Hiddleston not very long after ending your romance with Harris and now Hiddleston is posing in his underwear for W Magazine…
… and let’s just say that it would be difficult for any woman to resist what we’re seeing before us.
The Marvel actor stripped down to his skivvies for this publication’s annual profile of the hottest TV stars, following his role in AMC’s The Night Manager.
The photographs, taken by Mona Kuhn, show off the Thor star’s chiseled abs, muscular legs and toned arms.
As part of the feature piece, Hiddleston jokes about how producers edited out his bare backside from an episode of The Night Manager.
“I was surprised to hear that they cut my butt out! I’m here to tell you that my butt is not dangerous,” Hiddleston jokes in the the August issue.
“And there are many, many more dangerous things that people are happy to broadcast. I don’t know what that says about the world we live in, but it probably says something.”
Perhaps Swift can go ahead and weigh in on this key body part now.
According to The Sun, after all, the stars “were all over each other, hugging and kissing,” while hanging out around Swift’s Rhode Island mansion this month.
“They looked like any young couple madly in love without a care in the world,” an eyewitness added to the newspaper.
We’re guessing Swift had one care in the world at the time:
Getting the actor back into her bedroom and taking a close look at his body for herself!