Over the course of the 2016 Olympics, there have been countless articles about how sexist it is to talk about the attractiveness of female athletes.
But we at The Hollywood Gossip reject that notion.
After all, aren"t the Olympics all about appreciating flawless specimens of human physicality?
Besides, we"re equal opportunity objectifiers, and we"re happy to bring you updates on the most gold medal-worthy Speedo bulges on the men"s teams, too.
That flimsy justification brings us to Aly Raisman.
You may have marveled at Raisman"s superhuman skills during the floor exercises that brought the US women"s team gold last night.
But you may have also marveled at the way her American flag onesie complimented dat ass.
Look, there are a million places you can read about Raisman"s epic floor routine during last night"s team finals.
It"s only at THG that you"ll get an in-depth discussion of the curvature of her patriotically-bedazzled posterior.
We don"t want to say it"s the most important thing you"ll ever read, but it"s certainly not not the most important thing you"ll ever read.
Okay, onto the perfectly-toned butt: