We have good news and bad news for Kim Zolciak.
First, the good: You don’t need to step foot in Buffalo ever again!
Now, the bad: you are officially your family’s only bread winner.
About two weeks after Kim’s husband, Kroy Biermann, signed a one-year contract with the Buffalo Bills of the National Football League, sources have confirmed that Biermann has been cut.
He fell just short of making the perennial losing team’s 53-man roster for its first week matchup against the Ravens.
Biermann had hoped to jump start his career with Buffalo, following seven seasons as a lineman for the Atlanta Falcons.
And Zolciak seemed very excited about the career change at first.
“Damnnnnn @kroybiermann Is killing me in his @buffalobills uniform!” she wrote on Instagram last month.
“He is so overwhelmed with all of your support! Thank you I’m truly grateful for all of you! Comforting me lol and welcoming him!”
Despite four consecutive Super Bowl losses in the 1990s and a past decade of very bad football teams, Buffalo has one of the most loyal fan bases in all of sports.
And now Zolciak may have a problem on her hands:
Biermann is 30 years old. That’s ancient in the NFL universe.
He may very well be out of work, meaning Zolciak has to up her waist training and sponsored Instagram post game.
She’s responsible for the family’s income now… and they have six kids!
According to TMZ, Biermann just dropped $ 100,000 on a gigantic diamond ring for the couple’s five-year wedding anniversary.
It was a thoughtful gesture, but we’re guessing he may have downsized a bit if he had seen this cut coming.
If this really is it for Kroy Biermann, he ends his career with 216 total solo tackles and 23.5 total sacks.
Word has it that he may get into MMA next, though Zolciak can’t be happy about the possibility of her man’s face getting all messed up.
We’ll try to keep readers updated on the life, times and career of Biermann, along with the record of the Bills throughout the season.
Just kidding.
Who really cares about that team?!?