Khloe Kardashian: I"ve Never Seen a White Penis!

Let no one ever say that Khloe Kardashian does not tell it like it is.

On the latest installment of Kocktails with Khloe, the reality star tells Pauly Shore and other guests that she has not spread her legs for Lamar Odom in a long time.

But Kardashian also gets even more personal about her sex life after Shore grills her about how she and her sisters only seem to date African-Americans.

First, Shore mentions how Kim Kardashian is married to Kanye West.

He then refers to Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner as the "little ones" and notes that they appear to share the same taste in men as their older half-siblings.

After pointing out that Kendall and Kylie aren"t so little anymore because they are both over 18 years of age, Khloe shoots back:

“I’m not their vagina. So all I can speak about is my vagina. It’s all I know.”

Fair enough.

And this is where Kardashian makes her confession: “I’ve never seen a white penis."

Whoa there! Never? Never, ever, ever, ever?

That"s a bit surprising, isn"t it?

What happens when Khloe wonders if Shore wants to show her his white unit? Who leaves the table in disgust?

If you can handle it, watch and find out below:

Fake Doctor Malachi Love-Robinson: I"ve Done Nothing Wrong!

Some kid in West Palm Beach, FL managed to open up a clinic and treat patients before being arrested.

Yet, he claims he"s done nothing wrong.

Malachi Love-Robinson, who goes by "Dr. Love," declares himself a well-rounded professional whose offered treatments include food and air therapy, naturopathy, and phototherapy.

The 18-year-old supposedly holds a pHd, but he"s not gonna tell you in what.

“I do currently hold a pHd," Love-Robinson told ABC"s Matt Gutman.

"In what I don’t feel comfortable disclosing, because that is not the issue here.”

Love-Robinson is being accused of grand theft, fraud, allegedly practicing medicine without a license.  The sign on the door of his "practice" had a very important, very significant "M.D" at the end of his name, something that Gutman called out.

“That sign on the door was actually due to be changed," Love-Robinson explained.

"There are many types of degrees out there that hold the title as doctor, whether they are a physicist, or an engineer. Just because someone has the title ‘doctor’ in front of their name does not necessarily imply M.D.

"Have you had training?" Gutman asked.

"I have. I have shadowed many doctors," Love-Robinson answered.

Gutman pointed out that shadowing real doctors does not a physician make.  Med school, for example, is a requirement.

"I am not portraying as an M.D.," Love-Robinson tried to clarify.  "I never said that I’ve gone to school to be a M.D.  I have been studying this particular field for awhile," referring to photherapy, naturophathy and the like.

"It may not have been eight years, nine years, ten years. But it has long enough to, I would say, justify, um, what I do.”

An 86-year-old woman filed a criminal complaint against the Florida teen, who treated her for "severe stomach pain."

The charge for services rendered: $ 3494

"What services did you provide in exchange for that money?" Gutman asked.

"I can tell you this: Accusations are merely accusations," Love-Robinson stated.

"And, services, you’d have to define that. Whether she paid for me to just show up, that’s up to her."

Gutman was as fed up as his audience, and asked Love-Robinson, "Are you a fraud? Because it seems like everything you are saying to me is either evasive or an outright lie."

Rude, according to Love-Robinson.

"I don’t appreciate your tone. I don’t appreciate the way you’re portraying this interview to actually be," he responded.

Love-Robinson abruptly ended the interview and walked off set.

Great news, though.  Once this whole debacle clears up, "Dr. Love" plans to open another clinic!

Ashley Benson: I"ve Been "Too Fat" for Roles!

Ashley Benson is not one to shy away from controversy.

And we’re not even talking about the time she dressed up as Cecil the Lion.

But Benson has been very outspoken when it comes to the pressure Hollywood puts on young actresses, once taking her own network to task for Photoshopping a poster of her and her Pretty Little Liars co-stars.

Benson is now covering the latest issue of Health Magazine and opening up about what it’s like to be a young actress.

“I get told all the time to lose weight,” she admits. “I got that a month ago. It’s just weird. With my stuff recently, it’s been, ‘You have to be skin and bones or you’re not getting it."”

Those who watch Pretty Little Liars online, or those who have seen any Ashley Benson picture, likely have their jaws on the floor right about now.

People have told Ashley Benson that she’s too fat?!?

Yup. More than once, apparently.

“It’s come up a few times in the last few years, like, ‘You’re too fat for this.’ And I’m just sitting here like, ‘Wait, what? Do you want a skeleton?"” she says.

Fortunately, Benson isn’t about to give in to these sexist morons.

“I feel good,” she concludes. “I don’t want to lose 20 pounds, because I don’t need to…

“There was a point where it was getting to where a size 2 was great. I’m a size 2, but I think that a size 4 is healthy. I think that all of these sizes are healthy.”

AMEN, Ashley. AMEN.

Nick Jonas: I"ve Done a Lot of Drugs & Had a LOT of Sex!

Have you heard? Nick Jonas is all grown up.

We’re telling you this as a favor to Nick, because the dude has basically devoted the last three years of his life to letting the world know that his Disney boy band days are behind him.

If Nick hooking up with Kate Hudson didn’t convince he’s an adult who totally does sex on the reg, some comments he made in a recent interview should do the job.

Apparently, NiJo plays an aggressive frat douche in an indie film currently in competition at Sundance. 

It’s the role he’s been studying for his whole life, bro! And he’s totally, unintentionally hilarious when he talkls about it:

“I think that growth is super important in any creative platform and in life in general, and in the TV show I’m doing a lot of drugs and I’m having a lot of sex, so it wasn’t foreign to me,” Nick told a reporter, presumably with a straight face.

“And I’ve had sex and drank a lot [in real life], so there are parts of this film that are perfectly real in some sense.

“It’s the responsibility of any artist to say, ‘This is what I’m connected to, this is what inspires me, and hopefully you can ask the same questions I’ve asked of myself.’”

So there you have it. Nick doesn’t just have Kate Hudson posting photos of her ass for him, he also drinks the alcohol and stays up til midnight. 

We bet if you have a problem with that, he’s got some sassy response all ready to go.

View Slideshow: 22 Adorable Photos of Nick Jonas

Danica Dillon to Josh Duggar: I"ve Got PHOTOS From Our Sex Romp!

Yesterday, Josh Duggar claimed he has proof absolving him of wrongdoing in the $ 500,000 lawsuit brought against him by a porn star.

But Danica Dillon is firing right back, claiming she’s got photos to prove her claims – that they met for sex and that Duggar was abusive.

U.S. District Court documents filed by the troubled father of four’s lawyer confirm that Dillon’s attorney has offered to provide this evidence.

The contents of the photographs are unclear, though it’s interesting that Josh also claims to possess images that he says prove his case.

Duggar hasn’t provided those, instead offering Uber receipts and flight receipts proving (allegedly) he was not in Pennsylvania at the time.

Many took that as a sign that Duggar is winning the legal battle, though Dillon is showing no indication of backing off anytime soon.

Danica alleges that Josh choked her and called her demeaning names, giving her PTSD, during two rough, paid sex sessions last spring.

She alleged that they had met at a Pennsylvania strip club in March, and sources say Dillon is subpoenaing the strip club in question.

Along with various eyewitness accounts, “her team is confident they can get people to back up her story,” a case insider told Radar. 

Back on January 19, a judge ordered Dillon to provide medical and business records as proof of any physical and emotional damages.

Bottom line: The quest to prove or disprove that Danica and Josh had sex continues, with no end in sight and lawyers getting richer.

View Slideshow: Danica Dillon: Josh Duggar Plaything Revealed!

Sugar Bear Comes Out: I"ve Experimented With Guys!

As you may have heard – and possibly blocked out of your memory with the help of dozens of expensive therapy sessions – Mama June Shannon and Sugar Bear are currently starring on Marriage Boot Camp and providing intimate details about their sex life.

Fortunately, the biggest surprise so far has nothing to do with anyone willingly having sex with Mama June, which – like the size of our ever-expanding universe – is something that no human being can fully comprehend.

Last week"s episode contained the bombshell revelation that June believes Sugar Bear is gay.

This week, SB basically said, "Yep," and then spit some tabacky into a nearby Folger"s tin.

"Don"t bring this up with nobody else "cause I don"t want this out there: I have experimented with guys," he tells June in the clip below.

"Oh my god," she responds, before adding in a confessional, "He tells me that he’s went to "the other side.""

"That’s not my cup of tea," Sugar Bear clarifies.

"It"s just something I was curious about, experimented with it, and it"s over with and done with, and that"s it, won"t ever happen again."

Don"t worry, Suge gets far more specific in the clip. 

We wouldn"t want to spoil it for you, but let"s just say he may have finally found a hobby where his lack of teeth might come in handy.

Watch Marriage Boot Camp online for more revelations from reality TV"s most WTF? couple.

Josh Duggar: I"ve Never Even MET Danica Dillon!

Back in August, adult film actress Danica Dillon claimed that Josh Duggar paid her for sex on multiple occasions while his wife was at home, pregnant with the couple’s fourth child.

In November, Dillon filed a lawsuit against Josh, claiming that the sex they engaged in was so rough that she suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder and felt as though she’d been raped.

Now, Josh is seeking to have the suit dismissed, and if he’s able to prove his argument, his lawyers should have no trouble convincing a judge that Dillon’s suit is bogus:

The 27-year-old former reality star now says that not only has he never had sex with Danica Dillon – he’s never even met her.

According to TMZ, attorneys for Josh claim that he was not in Pennsylvania on the night that Dillon claims they had sex, and he’s never even set foot inside the Philadelphia strip club where she says they met.

Before the case goes to trial, Josh’s lawyers will attempt to prove that Duggar has never been to any of the locations where Dillon says their interactions took place, including the hotel where she alleges the traumatizing sex occurred.

Josh has been keeping a low profile for several months, and he enrolled in a rehab program for sex addiction shortly after Dillon’s accusations were made public.

In addition to the unspecified damages sought by Dillon, Duggar may face criminal charges if testimony reveals that his actions amount to sexual assault.

View Slideshow: Danica Dillon: Josh Duggar Plaything Revealed!

Caitlyn Jenner to The Advocate: I"ve Got A Lot to Learn

Caitlyn Jenner opens way up as the cover subject of the February/March issue of The Advocate.

In the magazine’s lead interview, the transgender star says she knew she was doing the “right thing” by coming out as a woman… but that didn’t mean she didn’t have certain worries.

“I’m so happy that the response has been good, I was afraid I would really lose something in my life,” she explains.

“But my main concern was really only my kids. I don’t want to do anything to embarrass them.”

Jenner, of course, revealed herself to be Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair last spring and she’s been met with mostly universal praise ever since.

But she’s had her occasional misstep, apologizing recently for the implication that her appearance is the most important thing.

“There’s more to being a woman than hair and makeup,” she tells The Advocate.

“I’ve been trying to study up on it. My publicists’ assistant told me to read this book [How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran]. It’s actually very good and very funny. What I realized, when going through this book, is how my experience is so different than what a normal woman’s would be growing up – that’s obvious.

“The second chapter was about having your period. OK? I will never deal with that.

“So there is so much in life that I need to learn about who I am and be authentic with myself. But I never want to assume that this whole thing called womanhood, that I could ever experience all of that.

“I will be able to live authentically as female, but I’ve missed so much.”

View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year!

This doesn’t mean that Jenner ignores her appearance entirely, of course.

The Most Fascinating Person of 2015, according to Barbara Walters, says Kim Kardashian has given her helpful advice in this regard.

“Kimberly says, ‘If you do go out, you’ve got to rock it, baby!’ You cannot let [the paparazzi] get that picture. They’ll take a picture of you with no makeup on, lousy outfit – and they’ll use it forever.

“You’ll never get rid of it. Kim’s very good at that stuff. It does take a little bit more work if you do go out.

‘You’ve got to at least look good, at least the best you can. But there’s more to life and womanhood than just that. And those are things I’m learning; I’m trying to read up on it. I’m trying to understand it because it’s all new to me.”

Gisele Bundchen: I"ve Thought About Dumping Tom Brady!

It’s seems Gisele Bundchen has something in common with millions of NFL fans:

Yes, she too has found herself wishing that Tom Brady would just go away forever.

Rumors of that Brady and Bundchen are headed for divorce have been circulating for months not, but it seems the couple has been hitting roughing patches for longer than anyone realized.

In fact, according to Gisele’s latest interview, she almost cut Brady loose well before they tied the knot.

Gisele got surprisingly candid about her personal life on CBS This Morning today, and it seems she nearly dumped Brady early in their relationship after finding out that he’d impregnated ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

Brady and Moynahan were (supposedly) already broken up when he met Gisele, but still – not exactly the ideal way to kick off a new relationship.

View Slideshow: 34 Pics of Gisele Bundchen in States of Undress

“It was a challenging thing because here I am, you know, thinking I’m dating this guy. We met, we started dating, everything is great and then this happens,” Gisele said.

“So I felt like I didn’t know what to do. It was kind of one of those moments of like, do I just run away? And I think, you know, eight years later I couldn’t have asked for a sweeter bonus child.”

Yes, it sounds like Gisele felt thoroughly deflated, but fortunately, Brady was able to appeal her decision, and the relationship has remained strong through everything from accusations of Tom banging the nanny to the depression that probably follows twice having your ass handed to you in the Super Bowl by Eli freakin’ Manning.

Sometimes you wonder how Tom gets away with so much, but then you remember that the man’s pushing 40, and he’s about to steamroll his way to another 16-0 season and you realize that some people are just better than the rest of us.

Even if they’re total cheaters. 

Selena Gomez: Yes, I"ve Questioned My Sexuality

Remember last year? When a photo of Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne bathing together went viral?

Remember the chatter at the time? That perhaps Gomez and Delevingne were in a same-sex relationship?

Gomez sure does, but she says in a new interview that the sexuality rumors never bothered her at all. Quite the opposite, in fact.

“Honestly, I loved it. I didn’t mind it,” Selena tells PrideSource. “Especially because they weren’t talking about other people in my life for once, which was wonderful.”

Yes, that’s a clear reference to Justin Bieber and all the times Selena has been asked about her famous ex-boyfriend.

Gomez went on to praise Delevingne as “open and fun and adventurous,” responding to a question about her sexual preferences in a surprising manner.

Has she ever questioned which gender she likes best?

“Oh, I think everybody does, no matter who they are,” she admits.

“I do, yeah, of course. Absolutely. I think it’s healthy to gain a perspective on who you are deep down, question yourself and challenge yourself; it’s important to do that.”

Gomez even confessed that she’d choose Suki Waterhouse to portray her on-screen lesbian love interest if given the opportunity.

Can someone please give Selena that opportunity?

There’s a movie we’d totally line up to watch!

Chris Brown -- Watch Out Britney, J-Lo and Mariah ... I"ve Got My Own Vegas Deal Now

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EXCLUSIVE

Chris Brown is on the verge of creating his own Vegas residency dynasty … he just signed on with a big time nightclub.

Sources close to Chris tell TMZ, the singer inked a trial run type deal with Drai’s to perform at least 6 shows at $ 50k per pop. We’re told the club has been so impressed with the large crowds and great shows Chris has put on in the past, they’ve decided to test out a long term deal.

But that’s not all … our sources say Trey Songz is part of the deal and will be rotating with Chris. We’re told the total talent fee investment is around $ 500k.

It’s still a far cry from the cash J-Lo, Britney Spears and Mariah rake in, but hey — you gotta start somewhere. 

Let’s just hope this time at Drai’s, Chris doesn’t lose his footing.

See also

• Mariah Carey — Flash in the Pan for Game of War Commercial (VIDEO)


• Britney Spears — J Lo Gets Her Crumbs in New Vegas Deal


• Marc Anthony — My Vegas Deal Kicked J.Lo"s Ass

Gary Busey -- I Can Win "Dancing With The Stars" ... I"ve Been On My Toes For Years (VIDEO)

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EXCLUSIVE

Gary Busey has a secret edge on winning season 21 of “Dancing with the Stars” … he’s a ballet dancer … seriously. 

Busey’s super confident he can win, partly because of his experience mimicking the Heisman Trophy.

Busey’s up against Kim Zolciak, Nick Carter and Tamar Braxton … but judging from his tour jete in the video, he’s not phased by the competition. 

See also

• Paula Deen — "DWTS" is Not a Reputation Resurrection (VIDEO)


• Mark Ballas — I Got a New Zip Code in My Step … 90210


• Erin Andrews Rolls Eyes During "Dancing With the Stars" Proposal (VIDEO)