Courtney Stodden: Her Christmas Music Video is FILTHY!

Don"t you just love Courtney Stodden?

Come on, the girl is absolutely gorgeous, she"s fun, she"s funny, and, not for nothing, she"s got an insane body and she"s ready and willing to show it off at any given opportunity.

What"s not to love?

But if you still insist on being an old grinch about it, then just watch his adorable (but still very suggestive) music video she just released for her new song, "Mistletoe Bikini."

Watch it, listen to it, and let your very heart and soul be filled with love, light, and the holiday spirit.

About the song, Courtney has said that it"s "about how I"ve always had a crush on Santa Claus ever since I was a little girl."

Oh, girl, you would, wouldn"t you?

"The song is about my crush and, you know, maybe a little later in the video we have an affair behind Mrs. Claus" back. It"s fun and it"s really catchy."

And you know what? It is really catchy!

It"s a fun little song — Courtney, believe it or not, actually has talent beyond just looking hot — that"s only made better by, you know, boobs.

Go ahead and check out Courtney"s super racy new video below:

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Courtney Stodden -- Crazed Clown on the Loose!! (PHOTO GALLERY + VIDEO)

Courtney Stodden’s Halloween spirit is what nightmares are made of. Courtney’s clearly riffing off the clown crisis that’s ravaged America … only in her case some simple black tape, fishnet stockings and colorful balloons did the trick. Oh … and…

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Courtney Stodden: Nip Slip in Racy, No Underwear Pic!

Courtney Stodden debuted a brand-new look last night to her Instagram followers.

If you have eyes (which we’re assuming you do; otherwise, what are you even doing here?) you’ll see that this is the hottest, the most beautiful your favorite reality celebrity has ever looked. 

Further, she shared one of her more racy pics – outside of the Courtney Stodden sex tape, of course – where, in the right position, you could see just about everything. 

Stodden showed off her flawless skin and fantastic, uh, posture in a too-small bra and what looks to be zero panties.  

A mask is preventing us from seeing the glory that is Courtney’s otherwise dewy face, and that bra is just, you know, pointless, but man. 

Have you ever seen her look this good? 

Nope. The answer is a simple and unequivocal ‘hell no.’ 

Courtney Stodden is a force to be reckoned with, and it seems that she’s absolutely on the up-and-up since suffering a devastating miscarriage earlier in the year.  

As you can see, her hair is growing back, and she’s looking healthier than ever, and for that, we give major kudos. 

Previously, Stodden had spoken out about her miscarriage, and a rep for the star said, “It is with a heavy heart to inform you that last week, Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage.” 

“Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends.” 

“Please respect their privacy as the couple tries to cope with losing their precious baby, and seek the support they both need,” the statement concluded. 

No one was, of course, more heartbroken by the news that Stodden had suffered a miscarriage, but her friends and fans alike grieved heavily with her during her time of loss. 

As of late, however, she’s returning to her wild roots, and sowing her oats in the best way she knows how: by being a blonde, sassy bombshell with hilarious opinions on everything. 

Earlier this week, Stodden joked about wanting to bone Ken Bone, the breakout star of the last Presidential Debate. 

Stodden wrote, “Every Barbie needs a Ken … and Ken Bone is mine! #kenbone #boneme #presidential debate.” 

Girl, never, ever change. 

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Courtney Stodden: I Want to BONE Ken Bone!

Leave it to Courtney Stodden to sully the reputation of Ken Bone.

Bone, of course, is the portly gentlemen from Illinois who made national headlines on Sunday after he stood up at the Presidential debate and asked a policy question of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

As someone who works 12-hour shifts in the control room of a coal-fired power plant, Bone posed the following inquiry to the two candidates:

What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?

The audience, both in St. Louis and watching at home across the nation, was blown away by an actual policy question.

They were also blown away by the literal appearance of Bone, who wore a red sweater… resembled a relative of Zach Galifianakis… and who seen after the debate snapping pictures of the surroundings.

With a digital camera.

Bone has since made the media rounds.

He was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday, telling the host that he would love to endorse his very own mustache line:

Kenneth Bone on Jimmy Kimmel Live

And he also talked via satellite with Anderson Cooper, who read aloud some of the memorable Twitter messages that have come Bone’s way in the past 24-36 hours.

One referred to Bone as a “legend.”

So that brings us to Stodden.

Clearly jealous of someone else garnering 15 Minutes of Fame, while also trying to butt in on said 15 Minutes, Stodden shared a side-by-side photo of herself and Ken Bone yesterday.

She wrote as a caption to the disturbing image:

“Every Barbie needs a Ken … and Ken Bone is mine! #kenbone #boneme #presidentialdebate.”

Wow, she’s the first person to realize that Ken’s last name is a synonym for having sex with someone. (Just kidding. She may be the last person.)

We don’t want to make too much fun of Stodden here because she seems to be going through a lot.

The rarely-clothed former reality star – who shot to fame a couple years ago because she was a teenager who married a 52-year old man named Doug Hutchison – recently had a miscarriage.

She then responded to this tragedy by shaving her head and cradling a fake baby.

That’s pretty messed up.

It does seem worth pointing out, however, that Bone is married to a woman named Heather. We believe they have a child together.

So let’s hope Stodden didn’t get her hopes up too high here. Let’s hope she doesn’t think she’ll be able to actually bone Ken Bone.

The guy get boned at home by his wife on a semi-regular basis, thank you very much, Courtney.

Kenneth Bone Asks Presidental Debate Question

Now… please go away.

Please stop associating yourself with Kenneth Bone because we want to keep holding him in the highest-esteem possible.

The guy is an Internet legend. You are not.

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Courtney Stodden Regrets Shaving Head After Miscarriage

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – our hearts break for Courtney Stodden.

The 22-year-old reality star has chronicled her healing process from a July 2016 miscarriage, which left her and husband Doug Hutchison devastated.

“I love you my sweet angel,” Stodden tweeted to her unborn child after confirming the news.

“God is embracing you.”

Stodden decided to shave her head in early August in an attempt to start over, but she told Entertainment Tonight that doing so wasn’t as cathartic as she had hoped.

“I’m just feeling a little lost right now,” Stodden admitted.

“I thought shaving my head would give me some kind of relief from the pain I’ve been experiencing… but it hasn’t.”

Since shaving her head, Stodden has worn an array of wigs and turbans, and acted out on Instagram.  

She called out Brody Jenner for making fun of her on The Hills reunion, then slammed Selena Gomez while wearing a hot pink wig and carrying an unlit cigarette.

Courtney Stodden vs. Selena Gomez

Stodden said she’s doing her best to get back to her old self.

“I’m wearing wigs in order to try and make myself feel like I used to feel before all of this stuff happened,” she revealed.

“I almost feel like I’m trying to find myself all over again… or maybe find myself for the first time in my life. I don’t know.”

Aside from shaving her head, Stodden purchased a Reborn Baby at the suggestion of her therapist, who explained that some women buy the dolls in order to overcome such heartbreak.

Courtney Stodden Cradles Fake Baby To Cope With Miscarriage

“I know it may seem a little strange but my therapist suggested that having him may help me cope with my loss,” Stodden told Instagram followers.

Stodden told Us Weekly back in May that she and Hutchison were forced to share their pregnancy news early.

“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now. I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs,” she explained.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

Courtney Stodden BLASTS Selena Gomez in Drunken Rant! Watch!

Courtney Stodden has been in rare form lately.

She gets a pass on much of her erratic behavior as of late because Stodden claims to have suffered a miscarriage.

There are many (including Courtney’s own mother) who believe that she was never really pregnant to begin with but decided to milk the attention.

We’re not eager to take sides on such a contentious issue, but we will point out that it wouldn’t be the first time that Stodden let the media believe she’s pregnant for the sake of stirring up some free publicity.

Anyway, in the weeks since she – let’s just say miscarried – Courtney has waffled between offering updates on her questionable coping mechanisms (drinking heavily, shaving her head, carrying around a doll and pretending it’s a real baby) to picking strange fights with celebrities.

(The girl challenged Brody Jenner to an acting contest. Seriously.)

Now Courtney is coming after Selena Gomez for some reason.

And by “for some reason,” we mean because she thinks it’ll help make her more famous.

In case you haven’t heard, Justin Bieber quit Instagram recently because he couldn’t handle the most mild smack talk from Selena.

Stodden felt the need to weigh in on this recently, and it seems she’s staunchly Team Justin.

Courtney Stodden vs. Selena Gomez

Yes, with the cigarette and wine glass that seem to be her constant companions these days, Courtney bravely announces that she’s transitioning from Marilyn Monroe wannabe to Britney Spears circa 2007 wannabe.

(Minus the talent in both cases, of course.)

It might be fun to watch for a little while, but she’s aiming way too high with her feud targets.

Courtney, you couldn’t even get a D-lister like Brody Jenner to take the bait, now you’re trying to start sh-t with Selena?

If a minnow snaps your line, you don’t start fishing for marlins, ya know?

You have to start smaller.

Much, much smaller.

Go after, like, Mama June Shannon or Snooki and then get back to us.

Trust us. If there’s one thing we know, it’s celebrity feuds:

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Also, if you’re trying to make a situation (in this case, Justin dating a teen) seem more normal, don’t compare it to you marrying Doug Hutchison when you were 16.

Yes, at one point in the video, Courtney claims she “invented” the notion of cradle-robbing.

And no, Courtney, you didn’t invent it.

Creepy old guys invented sleeping with women who were barely legal and/or way too young for them long before you born.

Just like how actual celebrities created acting messy to drum up publicity many, many years ago.

Courtney Stodden Cradles Fake Baby To Cope With Miscarriage

Our hearts broke all over again after watching Courtney Stodden play with a "reborn" doll on Instagram.

"Just received my reborn baby today! exciting," Stodden wrote.

"i know it may seem a little strange but my therapist suggested that having him may help me cope with my loss. #rebornbaby

A reborn doll, though fake, strongly resembles a human baby.  The "reborn" aspect refers to the process of creating the doll, and has been in practice since the late 1930s, according to Wikipedia.

Stodden suffered a miscarriage in July, two months after confirming that she and husband Doug Hutchison were expecting their first child together.

"It is with a heavy heart to inform you that last week Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage,” Stodden’s manager told People Magazine in a statement.

“Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends."

“Please respect their privacy as the couple try to cope with losing their precious baby and seek the support they both need."

2016 has been a tumultuous year for the 21-year-old, who appeared on Lifetime"s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition with mom, Krista Keller in hopes of repairing their relationship.

Being on the show ended up making things worse, since Keller wasn"t willing to own up to the fact that she fell in love with Stodden"s husband, describing it as an "emotional affair."

Since the miscarriage, Stodden has chronicled her journey towards healing.  Some of her behavior has been understandably erratic, but no more so than when she shaved her head and shared it on Instagram.

Stodden explained to followers that it was a symbolic gesture in honor of her "angel" that she lost.

Whether you agree with it or not, Stodden seeks support on social media, and followers have given her exactly that (with the exception of a few nasty comments here and there).

Time will heal your heart, sister.  You do you.

Courtney Stodden Cradles Fake Baby To Cope With Miscarriage

Our hearts broke all over again after watching Courtney Stodden play with a "reborn" doll on Instagram.

"Just received my reborn baby today! exciting," Stodden wrote.

"i know it may seem a little strange but my therapist suggested that having him may help me cope with my loss. #rebornbaby

A reborn doll, though fake, strongly resembles a human baby.  The "reborn" aspect refers to the process of creating the doll, and has been in practice since the late 1930s, according to Wikipedia.

Stodden suffered a miscarriage in July, two months after confirming that she and husband Doug Hutchison were expecting their first child together.

"It is with a heavy heart to inform you that last week Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage,” Stodden’s manager told People Magazine in a statement.

“Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends."

“Please respect their privacy as the couple try to cope with losing their precious baby and seek the support they both need."

2016 has been a tumultuous year for the 21-year-old, who appeared on Lifetime"s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition with mom, Krista Keller in hopes of repairing their relationship.

Being on the show ended up making things worse, since Keller wasn"t willing to own up to the fact that she fell in love with Stodden"s husband, describing it as an "emotional affair."

Since the miscarriage, Stodden has chronicled her journey towards healing.  Some of her behavior has been understandably erratic, but no more so than when she shaved her head and shared it on Instagram.

Stodden explained to followers that it was a symbolic gesture in honor of her "angel" that she lost.

Whether you agree with it or not, Stodden seeks support on social media, and followers have given her exactly that (with the exception of a few nasty comments here and there).

Time will heal your heart, sister.  You do you.

Courtney Stodden: Is She Lying About Shaving Her Head?!

It’s been a tumultuous year in the life of Courtney Stodden.

Back in May, Courtney announced that she’s pregnant.

Just a few weeks later Stodden suffered a miscarriage.

Or at least she claims she did.

Many people, including her own mother, believe that Courtney faked her pregnancy and was planning to stage a miscarriage all along.

We won’t speculate here, but whatever the case, Courtney did seem to go into a period of mourning after the alleged miscarriage, and she thoroughly documented her grief on Instagram.

Last week, Stodden shaved her head, an act that she described as her way of entering “a new chapter” in her life. 

At the time, many pointed out that was a bit strange for Courtney to post a video in which she announces that she’s shaving her head and “after” photos in which she appears to have shaved her head, but no photos or video of the actual head-shaving:

Courtney Stodden: Head Shaving Video

Now, there are photos circulating the Internet that appear to show Stodden with hair that she’s concealing with some sort of head wrap.

It’s been confirmed that it’s really Courtney in the photos, and we know that the pics were taken after she claimed to have shaved her head.

Beyond that, we have no idea what the hell is going on here.

Of course, if her head is really shaved, that would be a pretty easy thing for Courtney to prove, and with how carefully she curates her public image, you can bet that she’ll do exactly that in the very near future…

Even if it means she’ll have to actually go through with something she only pretended to do before.

Courtney Stodden Challenges Brody Jenner To An Act-Off

Courtney Stodden"s had it rough lately.

After an unsuccessful stint on Lifetime"s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Stodden announced in May that she was expecting her first child with husband Dough Hutchison.

"It"s a bittersweet time for me right now. I"m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs,” Stodden explained.

“Doug and I weren"t planning on going public with this so soon.  I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control."

Two months later, Stodden"s rep confirmed that the 21-year-old suffered a miscarriage.

Since then, Stodden has shared her emotional roller coaster with fans on Instagram, and shaved her head last weekend as a symbolic gesture to her baby.

Still reeling from the loss, Stodden took to Instagram yesterday to chew out Brody Jenner, who insulted her during The Hills reunion.

When asked who would play Stephanie Pratt on a movie version of the popular show, Jenner offered up Courtney Stodden.

"That"s what you get, Stephanie for talking sh–," Jenner teased after Pratt said Keanu Reeves should play the DJ.

Stodden was not amused.

“Oh my God, don’t even get me started on that Brody Jenner. He’s an a**hole, seriously,” Stodden, wearing short shorts, a red bra and matching turban, said.

“One, he’s derogatory toward women. Basically, categorizing women as if they’re talentless regardless of how they look.

“Two, kicking a woman when she’s down.  I have being dealing with so much lately. Your timing is s**t, Brody," she said into the camera.

"“Three, I don’t think you can act. So why don’t we do an act-off. I challenge you to one. I can act circles around you’re a**. So an act-off or f**k off.”

Is this like a walk-off?  Is David Bowie"s hologram going to call it?

Courtney Stodden Shaves Head, Posts Nudes, Thanks Fans For Support

Last month Courtney Stodden suffered a miscarriage just weeks after confirming that the rumors of her pregnancy were true.

Naturally, there was talk that Courtney had faked her pregnancy, but in all likelihood, we’ll never know for sure exactly what happened, and that’s okay.

Some (like Courtney’s mom) will continue to maintain that the “pregnancy” was a publicity stunt and that Courtney was never actually expecting.

Others will insist that what we’re seeing here is a young woman hurting in a very real way, and to question her pain is to invalidate the suffering of millions of women who have suffered miscarriages.

Whatever the case, it’s safe to say that Courtney has been exhibiting some truly troubling behavior in recent weeks.

We won’t get into whether or not she faked her pregnancy – but the question of whether or not she’s reveling in the attention she’s been receiving in the aftermath is totally open to debate.

You see, it’s not just that Courtney is grieving – it’s that she’s doing so in an extremely public, and seemingly very self-aware fashion.

Last week, Courtney basically told fans that she planned to develop a drinking problem in the wake of her miscarriage.

This week, she not only kept the Tragic Boozy Blonde theme going (open letters to Marilyn Monroe, photos of champagne glasses complete with Lana Del Rey lyrics as captions), she also went a puzzling step further:

Courtney Stodden: Head Shaving Video

In the clip above, Courtney announces her intention to shave her head.

She doesn’t go into much detail as to the connection between her hair and her miscarriage, but we’re sure she’s equipped with some response about grieving in her own way if anyone should question it.

Anyway, as you can see, she totally went through with it.

Now again, it’s not our place to question if Courtney was actually pregnant or if she’s actually in the throes of depression.

However, since she’s chosen to mourn so publicly, we can’t help but think it would be a good idea if those closest to her encouraged Courtney to step away from social media, put down the bottle of Moet and the DVD of Some Like It Hot and take some time to experience these feelings in private for a while.

Courtney Stodden Turns to Champagne and Selfies in Wake of Miscarriage

Last week, Courtney Stodden suffered a miscarriage in the second month of her pregnancy.

In the aftermath, Stodden was understandably quiet on social media, but she did take to time to express her gratitude for the outpouring of affection and support she received from fans.

Now that a few days have passed, Courtney is back on Instagram, and she seems to be managing her grief as well as could be expected.

Though some fans have expressed concern with Courtney’s coping mechanism of choice.

Stodden posted the pics below earlier today, and some fans are taking them as an indication that she’s drowning her sorrows in booze because, well, she basically said that’s what she’s doing.

“Champagne Days #picoftheday,” she captioned the pic on the left.

“Numbing myself of the deep loneliness I feel,” she wrote nest to the pic on the right.

Obviously, for anyone who’s never endured it, a miscarriage is an unimaginably difficult experience, and anything that brings Courtney a modicum of peace during this trying time can’t be all bad. 

Courtney’s troubles have been compounded by the public nature of her miscarriage as well as a slew of rumors that her pregnancy was fake.

That said, we join her concerned fans in hoping that she’s not turning to booze as her sole or primary means of handling her grief.

Courtney’s never been known to suffer from any addiction issues in the past, but she only turned 21 last year, and she stated in several interviews that she never experimented with drugs and never drank until she was legal.

Courtney celebrated her 21st by getting drunk last summer, which is obviously the customary way to mark the occasion.

We just hope she’s not making it a regular habit these days.

Courtney Stodden: Fake Pregnancy Rumors Surface in Wake of Miscarriage

Early this morning, several media outlets reported that Courtney Stodden had a miscarriage just two months after confirming that she was pregnant with her first child. 

From day one, many expressed their doubts that the 21-year-old social media star (who first gained fame for marrying 56-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16) was actually expecting.

Courtney and Doug have been known to engage in outlandish publicity stunts in the past, and even Courtney’s mother believed the pregnancy news to be fake.

Stodden posted nude pregnancy photos and images of herself in the throes of morning sickness to convince others that the reports were true, but many deemed the proof insufficient.

Now that her reps have released a statement claiming that Courtney lost the baby, a lot of folks on social media are speculating that it’s just the latest step in a bizarre effort to drum up media attention.

“It is with a heavy heart we inform you that last week Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage,” read a statement from her reps issued to People magazine this morning.

“Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends.”

Like we said, the news has been met with a great deal of skepticism, but for the most part, Courtney’s fans have been effusive in their support.

The model and aspiring singer has been mostly silent since the news went public, but she posted several brief tweets early this morning:

“I love you my sweet angel,” read one. “God is embracing you.”

She followed that up with a meme reading:

“Babies lost in the womb were never touched by fear, they were never cold, never hungry, never alone, and importantly, always knew that they were loved.”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Lose Baby To Miscarriage

Courtney Stodden has suffered a miscarriage.

After a string of publicity stunts to prove that she was pregnant, Stodden’s pregnancy to Doug Hutchison has come to a tragic conclusion. 

“It is with a heavy heart to inform you that last week Courtney Stodden suffered a heartbreaking miscarriage,” Stodden’s manager Gina Rodriguez said in a statement to PEOPLE.

“Courtney and her husband, Doug, are at an emotional loss for words and are using this time to grieve with their close family and friends.”

“Please respect their privacy as the couple try to cope with losing their precious baby and seek the support they both need,” the statement continued.

This has got to be a heartbreaking time for the couple.

Stodden and Hutchison have had a lot of drama in their lives recently. 

Stodden has been at odds with her mother and they tried to sort their differences out on Lifetime’s The Mother/Daughter Experiment, but they didn’t succeed. 

Then there was word that her mother was going to bank off the Stodden gravy train by writing a tell-all book about her life. 

There was even word that her mother was still in love with Hutchison. 

Krista Keller: Still In Love With Doug Hutchison?

It’s all pretty darn crazy. 

Will Krista actually stop her tirade against her daughter and be a mom in a time of need?

That sure seems like a foregone conclusion at this point. 

If there’s money concerned, there may be a chance. 

We would like to extend our sympathy to Courtney and Doug at this tough time.

Courtney Stodden Responds to Fake Pregnancy Rumors With Nude Selfie

As you may already know, Courtney Stodden is pregnant.

However, some folks, including Courtney’s own mother, believe she’s faking the whole thing as a publicity stunt. Seems like a lot of trouble for a few tabloid headlines, but it’s possible, right?

Or maybe not.

Courtney posted the above photo over the weekend to prove that:

1. She loves her country, and

2. She is definitely sporting the beginnings of a baby bump.

Courtney loves nudity, and it’s nice to see she’s found ways to use her nakedness to prove the haters wrong.

However, it seems that at this point nothing short of Courtney going into labor on national television would be taken as sufficient evidence that she’s not pulling a Beyonce.

Recent pap photos show Court doing some maternity shopping while sporting a very noticeable belly, but conspiracy theorists remain convinced that as soon as she gets home, Stodden unstraps her prosthetic bump, a la Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ character on Arrested Development.

Sounds ridiculous, but when you think about it, it seems impossible that no Hollywood starlet has ever faked a pregnancy, and yet no one has ever been caught in the act.

Hard to believe, but it must be easier than faking your age, which is something that actors, singers, and whatever the hell Courtney is get busted doing all the time.

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Look, at the end of the day, you can put us squarely in the “Courtney is definitely pregnant” camp.

But who knows?

Maybe she really is faking the whole thing.

Now, that we think about it, we’re not totally sure she isn’t responsible for the JFK assassination and the faking of the moon landing.

The truth is out there, people – and it may take the form of a naked selfie.

Courtney Stodden Promises to Have Gay Baby

If there’s a silver lining to be found in the unspeakable tragedy of the Orlando nightclub shooting, it’s the outpouring of support for the  LGBT community that’s flooded in from all corners of the globe via social media tributes, monetary donations, and outraged calls for change.

Celebrities have shared have offered emotional accounts of ways in which they were touched by the largest mass shooting in US history, and many have called upon fans to help the survivors and families of the victims in any way they can.

Then Courtney Stodden came along and made things weird.

As you may have heard, Stodden is pregnant with her first child. 

Speaking with Us Weekly at a recent PETA event in Los Angeles, Courtney revealed that she doesn’t know the sex of her baby, but she knows that if it’s a a boy, he’s gonna be into boys:

“If it’s a boy I am going to dress him up in tutus,” Stodden told the tabloid.

“I know I am going to spoil my baby rotten. I’m going to be a fun mom. I always say I am going to have a girl regardless, and if it’s a boy he’ll be gay!”

In fairness, Coutney made her comments before the Pulse shooting, and Us waited several days to publish the interview, so we guess they’re to blame for the awful timing.

That said, maybe it’s just generally a good idea to hold off on comments about molding your child’s sexual orientation in 2016?

Hey, aybe Courtney was kidding.

Or maybe it was just the sort of joke that doesn’t translate well to print.

Whatever the case, the fact that Courtney is already planning on shaping this kid into cosmo-sipping mini-me and becoming an Amy Poehler-in-Mean–Girls-esque “cool mom” is a little unsettling. 

Hey, at the end of the day, she’s 21, and it’s her first pregnancy.

We’re willing to forgive the occasional awkward comment.

We just wish we’d hear more comments along the lines of “I’ll love him or her regardless of whom he or she chooses to love” when parents are awkwardly asked about their kids sexual orientations.

Hey, even easier: just stop asking parents about their kids’ sexual orientations!