Thursday, November 5, 2015

Carrie Underwood-Brad Paisley Monologue Rips Blake, Duggars & More

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley opened up the 2015 CMA Awards with another humorous monologue at their fellow stars" expense.


They began by musicially riffing on everything that"s "Cray Cray" in Hollywood, including Caitlyn Jenner and Josh Duggar (seriously).


"Things are cray crazy, this world has gone bat poop cray cray," Paisley sang. "McDonald"s breakfasts all day now, Bruce Jenner"s a babe now."


And, bat poop cray cray-est of all, "Trump"s leading in the polls."


"You know what else is cray cray," Paisley then continued.


"How many famous couples have broken up this year! From Ben Affleck to Jennifer Garner, to Halle Berry and what"s his name."


"Of course, we can"t ignore the breakup that really rocked our world, the one that"s on everybody"s mind, two people in this very room."


The camera panned to Kermit and Miss Piggy in the crowd.


"We love you both and just want you to be happy," Carrie Underwood interjected. "On a completely unrelated topic: Howdy Blake!"


Blake Shelton then waved, laughed and grinned.


"Have you heard that duet that Blake did with Ashley Madison," he then joked, confusing the cheating site with singer Ashley Monroe.


Monroe is a longtime friend of Miranda Lambert, Blake"s ex-wife, and a singer-songwriter in her own right who has worked with both.


Carrie and Brad then sang a song about Ashley Madison, ending the tune with the lyrics, "Your cheatin" site will tell on you, Josh Duggar!"


LOL. Any Duggar family-related humor making its way into a national television awards show is an instant winner in our book.


Notably, during the monologue, cameras never panned to Lambert, who went on to win Female Vocalist of the Year as usual.


Carrie underwood and brad paisley cma awards monologue 2015