Sunday, November 22, 2015

Kim Kardashian Pushes for $1 Million Push Present

Kim Kardashian has officially lost touch with the real world.


The 35-year old reality star, who really hates being pregnant, took to her official website late last week and said there’s one thing that would make this whole baby-creating thing worthwhile:



A really expensive piece of jewelry.


“Do you guys believe in a push present? I never did, but all of my friends do!!!” Kim wrote online.


“We have the funniest e-mail chains discussing it. One friend got a special diamond ring she always wanted, and another friend got a new car!”


A push present is gifted from a husband to his wife as a way of saying “hey, thanks for having our baby, honey!”


For the typical human, it may be a gift certificate to a salon or maybe a massage.


For Kim Kardashian and her circle of wealthy friends, it’s apparently a diamond ring or a car.


“I like the idea of a push present – after nine months of pregnancy it’s a sweet and well-deserved thank you,” Kim added.


“We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby…of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are! LOL!”


So, what does Kim want from Kanye West as a token of his appreciation when she has the couple’s second son next month?


“This pregnancy, I would love a Lorraine Schwartz diamond choker, like the ones I’ve worn before to the Art + Film Gala. Too much? LOL!”


The bauble Kim has in mind costs approximately $ 1 million, according to sources.


No, that isn’t too much for Kanye West to afford.


But it is obnoxious for Kim to demand in public, no matter how many times she writes “LOL.”