Monday, November 23, 2015

Miley Cyrus Turns 23: Her Year in Hosting, Nudity

Miley Cyrus turns 23 years old today.



We can only imagine that the artist is celebrating the occasion via a lack of clothing and an abundance of marijuana, but we’re doing so via a rundown of all Miley has been up to since turning 22.



For example, as depicted above, Miley posed nude in Paper Magazine, a stunning turns of events if this were not Miley Cyrus.


At this point, we’re more surprised when Miley does not pose nude.


In August, meanwhile, Cyrus returned to the Video Music Awards stage, the same place where she once blurred the lines between porn and music.


This time around, however, she actually hosted the ceremony.


Not that this means she kept things G-Rated…



Cyrus also hosted Saturday Night Live, ringing in a new season of episodes for this iconic sketch show.


She deserves credit for self-parody on the show, as well as credit for being open to pretty much anything.


But, again, is that really surprising? I’m Open to Absolutely Anything and Everything at Any Time is pretty much Miley’s middle name.



After stopping by The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (below) in October, Cyrus kept relatively quiet for a few weeks.


But she just kicked off her Dead Petz tour in Chicago by donning a prosthetic penis and fake boobs on stage.


So we’re pretty sure Year 23 for Miley Cyrus will be just as crazy, raunchy and all around naked as Year 22.



Won’t you join us in wishing Miley Cyrus a 23rd happy birthday? 


Don’t worry: superimposing your baby face on to her body as a type of tribute is entirely your call. But you just know she’s appreciate it…