Quick – what does Iggy Azalea have in common with the irate nihilists from The Big Lebowski?
No, the nihilists aren’t terrible at freestyle rapping (that we know of). The correct answer is that they’ll both cut off your johnson!
As you may have heard, Nick Young admitted to cheating on Iggy in a video recorded by his teammate D’Angelo Russell.
For some reason, Nick and Iggy are still engaged, but that’s not stopping her from issuing threats to her fiance in interviews.
In the clip above, Iggy discusses her decision to stay with Young despite his infidelity, and she attempts to regain some badass cred by telling her interviewer that if he cheats again, Nick will be missing a valued part of his anatomy:
“I’m not cool with it,” Iggy says of Nick sleeping around. “Like, you’ll have half a penis.”
“I already said one more video, just one more time and you’ll lose a quarter of your meat.”
Yikes. We don’t know what’s scarier – Iggy’s threats or her poor understanding of fractions.
At the end of the day, talk about turning Nick from Theon Greyjoy to Reek is all well and good, but we can’t help thinking it would be easier to just dump his cheating ass.