Earlier this week, Kourtney Kardashian disclosed that there was a small-kinda-maybe possibility that she would get back together with her baby daddy Scott Disick.
“We’re not getting back together right now, but I don’t know what the future holds in life, in God’s plan,” she said on the Today show.
But while the future could be (maybe, possibly) Scott, her present is all about having fun with a younger, hotter douchebag: Justin Bieber.
A source in the know tells People that the mother of three “is dating a bit and having fun,” although it’s “nothing serious.”
Kourtney has been on-and-off hooking up with the Biebs since late last year, and it seems to be a mutually beneficial arrangement.
You see, Kourt is really just using the pop star to make Scott jelly (and satisfy her womanly needs as well, obvi), and that’s all good with Justin.
In fact, he may be playing the same game with his ex Selena Gomez, who is waffling on the idea of getting back together with the singer and is rumored to be dating Charlie Puth.
Let’s go over the players in this little love hexagon, just for funsies, shall we? A couple new names might appear, but just roll with it.
Kourtney loves Scott, but he’s supposedly living with Christine Burke.
Justin loves Selena, but she is currently bumping uglies with Charlie Puth.
Justin loves Hailey Baldwin, too, but that’s probably over.
So, while it’s on like Donkey Kong for Kourt and Justin at the moment, eventually she’ll wind up with Scott and he’ll get back with Selena, which leaves Hailey and Charlie in the dust.
Unless the two of them hook up, and thus completes the circle of life.
So beautiful.
