Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Kris Jenner Gets Drunk, Calls French Montana a "Motherf--ker"

Back in March, videos of a hilariously hammered Kris Jenner surfaced on Kourtney Kardashian’s Instagram page.


The clips raised a lot of questions, such as: Why is Kris so wasted in what appears to be the middle of the day? and, Why is she saying “walkie-talkie” over and over? Now we finally have some context: 



Based on this preview from the upcoming Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it seems Kris and two of her daughters were on a wine tour in Napa Valley.


Kourtney and Khloe appear to have paced themselves, while Kris decided to go all Paul Giamatti in Sideways.


“I think my mom is really into wine in general,” Kourt says to the camera at one point. “She definitely just could go on and on.”


Based on Kris’ behavior in the clip, that might be the most obvious complaint in history.


Hilariously, Khloe is attempting to FaceTime with ex French Montana in the car when Kris stumbles back from the winery.


She greets French with a boisterous “Hello, motherf–ker!” before causing Khloe to fumble her phone.


We like Kris like this, largely because we suspect it’s rare that she allows her self to let loose to this degree.


Don’t believe the tabloid BS about Kris having a drinking problem.


We find it hard to believe should could maintain control of such a lucrative empire if she were sloshed on a regular basis.


Obviously, she likes to knock ’em back on occasion, but can you blame her?


You’d drink too if you had Kanye for a son-in-law.


Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online to get caught up in time for this week’s boozefest.