THIS JUST IN: Keeping Up with the Kardashians is totally and completely scripted.
Okay, fine. That is not exactly just in.
By now, most people have arrived at the conclusion that this so-called reality show is more scripted than your typical celebrity apology.
But there still remains certain secrets about Keeping Up with the Kardashians that the family at the center would prefer you did not learn.
Well, TOO BAD. We"re here to expose some Keeping Up with the Kardashians secrets…
1. This is Not Kris Jenner’s House!
Sorry to burst your bubble. But exteriors of Jenner’s house are filmed about 20 miles from where Jenner actually resides.
2. What a Nice Guy!
Yup, we’re talking about Kris Humphries here. Producer Russell Jay admitted in a deposition that Kim’s ex-husband was made to look like the bad guy in multiple scenes that were “scripted, reshot, or edited.”
3. Speaking of Kris…
… that proposal scene was staged by producers and shot more than once.
4. And Another Thing!
About Humphries’ proposal: Kim had a role in the lighting, the planning… everything. She knew exactly what was coming before it happened.
5. Cry Us a River
With some help, that is. Sources have said Kardashian uses a “tear stick” to induce the emotional scenes we’ve seen from her so many times on screen.
6. Save Your (Fake) Tears
Remember during one 2011 episode? When the family went to Bora Bora on vacation and Kim lost her diamond earring in the water? Yeah. That never actually happened. She didn’t lose anything.