Donald Trump is not the traditional presidential candidate.
And these past two days have served as a reminder that his wife is not your father’s potential first lady.
On Sunday, the New York Post published nude photos of Melania Trump, which, needless to say, is not the way Rupert Murdoch-owned tabloid usually treats the wives of presidential candidates.
Of course, most politicians’ wives haven’t posed for multiple nude photoshoots.
Today, the Post published another round of nude photos of Mrs.Trump.
This time, she’s posing with a second woman, leading the high-class daily to unironically print the words “Menage a Trump” on its front page.
You could describe it as “classy,” but you’d have to imagine the Donald saying the word with a flurry of his signature hand gestures.
You might be thinking to yourself that the headline isn’t exactly appropriate, because Trump and her gal pal are one human short of a proper menage.
But the cunning linguists at the Post were way ahead of you.
They justified that punny headline with some comments from the man who shot the photos of the woman who was then known as Melania Knauss.
“I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” says French fashion photographer Jarl Ale de Basseville.
“This is beauty and not porn. I am always shocked by the porn industry because they are destroying the emotion and the essence of purity and simplicity.”
So there you have it.
According to some French photographer, this isn’t porn.
So what is it?
We’re not sure, exactly, but unlike Melania’s RNC speech, at least we know it’s actually her and not a plagiarized version of the current first lady’s actions.
