Kim Kardashian: Accused of Wearing Butt Pads Under Skirt!!

Well, Kim, do you want a big butt or dontcha? 

Sadly, it seems that Kim Kardashian can’t make up her mind about the size of her badonkadonk.

Last month, she announced to the world that she was working out to try and get rid of the singular feature that catapulted her to fame.

(Besides her sex tape with Ray J, which we’ve learned has enjoyed a recent uptick in sales.)

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies,” she told an audience at London’s Vogue Festival.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

It was an odd statement coming from the reality star.

In the past, Kim has been most proud of her ass(et) and has flaunted it in various states of undress for many a belfie.

But after revealing her butt loss goal, she stepped out earlier this week in a tight, sheer skirt that made it evident she was wearing some form of padding underneath.

View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who May Have Fake Butts

The pics, featured in Daily Mail, reveal strategically placed lumps on Kim’s posterior that one typically would not find present on a normal set of buns.

Kim was leaving Dave & Buster’s, the site of her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party.

One could argue that Kim’s majestic backside is a star in its own right. You can even now buy gift wrap with Kim’s butt splattered across the paper.

There’s long been talk of Kim having butt implants, and a ridiculous rumor earlier this year even suggested they exploded.

Whether or not she’s got pads or implants or no humps whatsoever, you can be confident that THG will keep you up to date on the confounding yet always intriguing state of Kim Kardashian’s ass.

View Slideshow: Kardashian-Jenner Butts: The Complete Collection!

Ariel Winter Posts Butt Photo, Confirms That She"s Single

Last week, the Internet took a keen interest in news that Ariel Winter had broken up with Laurent Claude Gaudette.

As you may know, Ms. Winter has developed quite the following on social media lately, in large part due to photos like this:

Ariel posted the pic above to celebrate reaching the milestone of 2 million Instagram followers.

“2 million!!! Wow! I can’t believe it…love you guys so much,” Ariel captioned the pic.

We imagine the feeling is mutual.

We’ve seen Ariel’s butt in a bikini before, but this time it’s somewhat of a special occasion. 

You see, in addition to baring some flesh, Ariel subtly broke some big news on social media over the weekend.

She tweeted the above GIF on Saturday, along with a caption reading, “When you’re surprised that people just haven’t gotten it yet…”

Certainly sounds as though she’s confirming that she is indeed on the market.

Between announcing to the world that she’s unattached and routinely featuring more breasts and thighs than a Colonel Sanders fever dream on her social media pages, we’re guessing that Ariel will have no trouble reaching 3 million followers.

The girl understands social media.

Sure, she’s a second-tier cast member on a sitcom that’s well past it’s prime, but you can be damn sure that Ed O’Neil isn’t rocking 2 million followers.

(He’s also an actor on Modern Family, FYI.)

That’s because in 2016 fame isn’t determined by your work. 

Instead, it’s all about how you interact with fans.

And as Ariel has proven time and again, she’s willing to offer a lot more than Al Bundy ever could.

(Ed O’Neil also played Al Bundy, FYI.)

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Taylor Swift: Instagram Photo Sparks Butt Implant Rumors

For reasons that defy explanation and yet somehow make perfect sense, the Internet is obsessed with Taylor Swift’s butt.

In a way, it’s not terribly surprising, as the social media world is more fixated on asses than Sir Mix-a-Lot at a Kardashian family reunion.

At the same time, however, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, as it’s not like Taylor accentuates her booty in her clothing, photographs or performances.

Her butt isn’t the “It” in “Shake It Off.”

Unfortunately, the Internet is a ravenous beast that feeds on posteriors and speculation about celebrity plastic surgery, so the Taylor Swift butt implant rumors surface like clockwork every month or so.

We’d say they’re like a full moon, but that analogy seems weird in this context.

Anyway, June’s installment of Taylor Swift’s Ass: What’s Goin’ On There? comes to you from the unlikely source of Lil Romeo’s Instagram page.

Remember Lil Romeo? Yeah, we really don’t either.

Regardless, it seems he’s still enough of a thing that he spends time hanging with A-listers like Taylor and Selena Gomez.

The Miniscule Montague posted the above photo last night, and it’s got the Internet buzzing for reasons that have nothing to do with revelation that homey is still semi-relevant.

As you may have guessed, the majority of the comments on Romeo’s latest post have to do with Taylor’s suddenly-swole booty.

In the past we’ve heard rumors about Swift doing squats to enlarge her backside, but it looks like she’s now privy to whatever magical exercises Khloe Kardashian did to give herself a Kim-like ass.

Maybe it’s just the angle.

Or maybe, as many fans seem to suspect, Taylor has received some surgical assistance.

Either way, the Swift-butt Veterans For Truth now have even more fuel for their conspiracy fire.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

Ariel Winter: Check Out My Butt & My Friend"s Boobs!

Ariel Winter is currently in Tennessee filming a movie in which she co-stars with Burt Reynolds.

Normally, that wouldn’t be news, but Ariel keeps posting on-set photos like this:

What’s going on here? 

We’re not exactly sure, but we think Ariel herself has the best explanation:

“A lot of [cake Emoji] is being shown between @nikkiblonsky and I during this late night shoot.”

Cake Emoji, indeed.

You might remember Nikki Blonsky from her lead role in 2007’s Hairspray.

She’s apparently also starring in this upcoming flick with Ariel and Burt, which we like to think is called The Cake Party.

(*considers doing cursory amount of research to find out actual title, decides cake is what’s really important here*)

If you follow Ms. Winter on Instagram, you know that racy pics are an almost daily occurrence (and for that, we thank her), but this one is different.

For one, she’s taking an artsy black-and-white candid approach.

On top of that the focus here is Ariel’s butt.

Given that Ariel’s boobs are a big (no pun intended) part of the reason that she’s racked up (okay, pun intended this time) 2 million Instagram followers, whenever she flips the script on us like this, it’s like watching Michael Jordan play baseball.

Actually, it’s much, much better than watching Michael Jordan play baseball.

It’s more like Ariel is a full-blown double threat like Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders.

Someday we’ll tell our grandchildren about what this woman accomplished on Instagram.

For now, we’ll just sit back and marvel at God’s work.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Kim Kardashian: Wrap Your Next Gift With My Butt Cheeks!

Next time you buy a gift for a loved one, show them how much you really care by enveloping the keepsake in a paper shroud of Kim Kardashian"s butt cheeks.

Yes, this is a thing you can actually do now, thanks to the shameless promotion of Kim K. herself.

As owner of the world"s most famous ass, Kim has plastered her cartoon Kimoji butts all over a sheet of high-end paper and is selling the rolls for $ 35 a pop.

Thirty-five dollars? It"d be far cheaper to DIY with a few copies of her Paper magazine shoot and some Elmer"s glue, but that"s just me.

Actually, no. Because who wants to receive any sort of present wrapped in Kim"s ass?

We see that thing all day, err day in all of our internet feeds, whether we want to or not.

But don"t despair, if you prefer the other end of Kim"s bod, you can also purchase a roll of the wrap featuring her cry face.

At this point, pics of Kim"s butt or any other body part is truly just passe and barely worth a glance, because they"re not exactly in short supply.

Recently, the selfie queen took it all off for GQ magazine, and the only one who even seemed to look twice was her husband Kanye West.

Actually, we take that back. Her ex-husband Kris Humphries reportedly described her images in the magazine as "scrumptious," although Gossip Cop refuted that claim.

Ironically, even though Kim"s ample ass has brought her fame and fortune, she now wants to downsize her badonkadonk.

While she"s met her goal of losing all the weight she gained while pregnant with her son Saint West, she says wants to lose 12 more pounds of butt weight to get down to 120.

"My butt and my hips are the last to go, but I"m not stopping!" Kardashian said.

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies," she told fans at London"s Vogue Festival last month.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

And when that happens, she can re-brand the wrapping paper as "Vintage Kim" and charge an extra $ 25.

She already sent some to Kylie Jenner, who posted it on Snapchat:

Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie Rekindles Plastic Surgery Rumors, Brings Us Joy

We can safely say by now that Kylie Jenner is many things.

We can also say that subtlety is not one of those things.

The caption of the above Instagram shot? “Ernie.”

That would be the 18-year-old’s dog. He is cute.

Yet somehow, we’re drawn to certain other aspects of the image. It’s hard to put our finger on why, but it feels like Ernie isn’t the point.

Call us cynical, but we’re going to go out on a real limb here and posit that the puppy plus ass over puppy plus face choice was deliberate.

When she busts out the jorts, all bets are off.

Well, except any bets placed on whether or not Kylie Jenner, the queen of Instagram, has had plastic surgery on that enviable backside. 

Those bets would be rather entertaining indeed

Based on the evidence above, we would still be hesitant to declare with any sort of confidence that she had any sort of work done there.

Sure, that eye-popping booty is flat out ridiculous these days. Sure, she’s got a figure that would stop traffic and make Kim K. jealous.

No one is disputing that. Just look at her, people. 

But we can’t let a pre-ripped section of overpriced designer jean shorts cloud our judgment just because they flaunt some nice cheek.

Her ass is magnificent, but if you take away the fact that it’s Kylie, would anyone look at that photo and assume it was anything but natural?

If we’re being honest with ourselves, probably not.

The also-recurring Kylie Jenner boob job rumors, on the other hand, are totally true. Maybe. Possibly. Seriously, her body is full-on insane.

One thing we can say with certainty is that Kylie is no Amina Blue … in a good way. Seriously, Tyga. Major downgrade there, you douche.

Demi Rose on the other hand? Tougher call. Just saying.

Check out some of Kylie’s raciest pictures in history in the gallery below, and try not to drool too aggressively at your phone or laptop.

At least not in public places. Down boy.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 29 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time

Nick Young Confirms Breakup, Misses Iggy Azalea"s Butt

Back in March LA Lakers guard Nick Young admitted to cheating on Iggy Azalea in a video surreptitiously filmed by teammate D’Angelo Russell.

Nick Young ADMITS to Cheating on Iggy Azalea! WATCH!

Needless to say, Iggy was not a fan of the clip (though she publicly thanked Russell for posting it), but it seemed it wasn’t enough for her to kick the 31-year-old to the curb.

Azalea and Young got engaged about a year ago, and Iggy was spotted rocking her ring in public several times after the cheating video surfaced.

Sure, Iggy threatened to cut Nick’s penis off if he cheats again, but initially it sounded like the couple would weather the storm.

Earlier this week, however, while he was wishing Iggy a happy 26th birthday on Twitter, Young seemed to confirm that he and Iggy are dunzo.

“Happy birthday @IGGYAZALEA,” Young tweeted (twice).

Then seemingly in response to these photos …

… he added, “Happy birthday @IGGYAZALEA [AGAIN!] I miss them bikinis.”

Yes, Young certainly knows the way to an ex’s heart.

Just let her know you’re up late, possibly drunk, creeping on her Instagram pics.

As if to confirm, that he was drinking and tweeting, Young proceeded to get emotional, writing:

“I tried with you … I had to let go of us, to see what I can do.”

We’re sure he meant to say “who I can do,” but we’re sure Iggy got the point.

And we’re sure she’s very much feeling like she made the right decision by handing Nick his walking papers.

Nick Young Confirms Breakup, Misses Iggy Azalea"s Butt

Back in March LA Lakers guard Nick Young admitted to cheating on Iggy Azalea in a video surreptitiously filmed by teammate D’Angelo Russell.

Nick Young ADMITS to Cheating on Iggy Azalea! WATCH!

Needless to say, Iggy was not a fan of the clip (though she publicly thanked Russell for posting it), but it seemed it wasn’t enough for her to kick the 31-year-old to the curb.

Azalea and Young got engaged about a year ago, and Iggy was spotted rocking her ring in public several times after the cheating video surfaced.

Sure, Iggy threatened to cut Nick’s penis off if he cheats again, but initially it sounded like the couple would weather the storm.

Earlier this week, however, while he was wishing Iggy a happy 26th birthday on Twitter, Young seemed to confirm that he and Iggy are dunzo.

“Happy birthday @IGGYAZALEA,” Young tweeted (twice).

Then seemingly in response to these photos …

… he added, “Happy birthday @IGGYAZALEA [AGAIN!] I miss them bikinis.”

Yes, Young certainly knows the way to an ex’s heart.

Just let her know you’re up late, possibly drunk, creeping on her Instagram pics.

As if to confirm, that he was drinking and tweeting, Young proceeded to get emotional, writing:

“I tried with you … I had to let go of us, to see what I can do.”

We’re sure he meant to say “who I can do,” but we’re sure Iggy got the point.

And we’re sure she’s very much feeling like she made the right decision by handing Nick his walking papers.

Coco Austin: Check Out My Butt!!!!!

Coco Austin is back at it, folks.

The reality star has once again taken to Instagram in order to address certain world events and offer up her take on how we can best achieve peace and unity as a people.

Just kidding.

Austin is posing in a very risque outfit.

The blonde bombshell has come under a lot of fire for the way she uses her social media account, but, to her credit, Coco doesn’t seem to care.

She’s gonna pose in seductive manners and show her baby off in weird outfits and she doesn’t really care what you think about it.

In the latest example, Coco is wearing your basic little black dress… except it’s very tight and she is facing away from the camera in order to flaunt her rear end.

It was snapped in Atlantic City, on a date night Austin shared over the weekend with husband Ice-T.

“I don’t get dressed up as much as I used to since the baby,” she wrote of her evening out without daughter Chanel. “It feels good to look pretty when I’m not in mama mode.”

Ever since giving birth in November, Coco has taken it upon herself to stand up for mothers around the world.

Who says they can’t have a good time? (Really, we’re not sure; who says this?)

“Even though I have a baby, I can still put on makeup, do my hair and get my nails done and be put together by my outfit,” she has previously said of her style.

“I’m not overdoing it. It’s the way my personality is. It’s not like I’m going to be in a moo-moo tomorrow. People need to get over that.”

Well said, Coco!

But maybe just chill on the Twerking in lingerie thing? That’s all we ask.

View Slideshow: Coco Post-Baby: Pics of the New Mom & Her Bounce-Back Body

Kesha Flashes Butt on Instagram, SHUTS DOWN Body-Shaming Troll

It’s safe to say Kesha’s had one crappy year.

But that hasn’t stopped a critic from body shaming and slut-shaming the singer on Instagram.

Kesha had posted a pic of herself bending over in the ocean, treating fans to a glorious view of her bum in teeny bikini bottoms.

The pic seemingly prompted a comment by the troll, and Kesha shot back, because eff that guy.

And she slayed him. 

Read her comment in full below:

“dear @jackknife76 , I see that you would very much like me to know that you think I’m ugly, and also a ‘whore."” 

“well, I understand that that is your opinion, but I disagree. I’m not perfect but I’m pretty fucking magical. and also, I am not, in fact, a whore.

“also bullying someone who has struggled publicly with body issues is pretty mean.

“thank god I’m in a place in my life where I feel empowered to address your nasty comments instead of letting them destroy me.

“so. on behalf of anyone anywhere who struggles with body image, STOP IT. my body is not your business.

“in conclusion, kiss my magical imperfect ass.”

Kesha has been open about her struggles with body image and went to rehab in 2014 to address an eating disorder.

“I felt like part of my job was to be as skinny as possible, and to make that happen, I had been abusing my body,” she said at the time. “I just wasn’t giving it the energy it needed to keep me healthy and strong.”

Kesha suffered a tremendous professional setback this year when a judge denied her request to be released from her contract with Dr. Luke, the music producer who she alleges raped and abused her.

View Slideshow: Kesha’s Legal Battle: 23 Celebs Who Joined the #FreeKesha Movement

Kesha Flashes Butt on Instagram, SHUTS DOWN Body-Shaming Troll

It’s safe to say Kesha’s had one crappy year.

But that hasn’t stopped a critic from body shaming and slut-shaming the singer on Instagram.

Kesha had posted a pic of herself bending over in the ocean, treating fans to a glorious view of her bum in teeny bikini bottoms.

The pic seemingly prompted a comment by the troll, and Kesha shot back, because eff that guy.

And she slayed him. 

Read her comment in full below:

“dear @jackknife76 , I see that you would very much like me to know that you think I’m ugly, and also a ‘whore."” 

“well, I understand that that is your opinion, but I disagree. I’m not perfect but I’m pretty fucking magical. and also, I am not, in fact, a whore.

“also bullying someone who has struggled publicly with body issues is pretty mean.

“thank god I’m in a place in my life where I feel empowered to address your nasty comments instead of letting them destroy me.

“so. on behalf of anyone anywhere who struggles with body image, STOP IT. my body is not your business.

“in conclusion, kiss my magical imperfect ass.”

Kesha has been open about her struggles with body image and went to rehab in 2014 to address an eating disorder.

“I felt like part of my job was to be as skinny as possible, and to make that happen, I had been abusing my body,” she said at the time. “I just wasn’t giving it the energy it needed to keep me healthy and strong.”

Kesha suffered a tremendous professional setback this year when a judge denied her request to be released from her contract with Dr. Luke, the music producer who she alleges raped and abused her.

View Slideshow: Kesha’s Legal Battle: 23 Celebs Who Joined the #FreeKesha Movement

Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Butt Photo on Instagram, Proves Some Things Never Get Old

If you’re standing up, you need to sit down. If you’re drinking any sort of fluid, please swallow it before you do spit take all over your MacBook. And if you have any kind of heart condition, please don’t read any further.

We have news that’s sure to shock you to your very core and make you question everything you thought you knew about this world: Kim Kardashian is naked on the Internet.

Okay, now that we’re done laying on the sarcasm with a trowel, it’s time to seriously investigate what’s going on here.

Obviously, the focal point is Kim’s famous ass.

Well, there’s also that cup of coffee, and we’re really hoping she doesn’t spill it, because if Kanye picked out those sheets, you know the thread count is insane.

Anyway, back to the ass.

Much like Kim’s nude Paper magazine photos (and unlike her exposed butt), this thing was supposed to be kept under wraps until the last second.

Kim even tagged the thing #SecretProject.

Unfortunately, she also tagged the photography team of Mert & Marcus, who had already posted Kim’s black-and-white boobs:

So it looks like her own partners in crime let the crack out of the bag ahead of schedule.

But the question still remains: What is this secret project?

If it’s just more nude photos of Kim Kardashian, then the Internet will probably greet this thing with a collective yawn.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline

After all, how many times can we see some variation on the same naked selfie without growing bored?

Don’t get us wrong – we’re big fans of gratuitous nudity, but Kim is flooding the market these days.

It might be time to step away from the nude selfie game and really think about her art for a while.

And then in like two, three weeks come roaring back with a full-frontal.

We feel like we should charge a consulting fee for that advice.

Jessica Simpson: Look at My Butt in a Swimsuit!

Jessica Simpson doesn’t do much singing or acting these days, but she’s still brings in millions thanks to her various fashion lines.

Unlike most designers, Jessica is her own top model, and she’s not shy about taking to social media to flaunt her assets:

“Get your suit on!” Jess captioned the above pic, adding, “#sunsoutbunsout”

Usually, the focus is on Jessica’s boobs, so it’s a bit surprising to see her pulling a Kardashian here.

It’s kinda like when Michael Jordan played baseball, except with much, much better results.

Jessica is showing us her ass and not her boobs, and she’s not talking about how much she has sex with Eric Johnson for once. 

This girl must really want to sell some swimsuits.

Hell, she even stayed sober for the occasion!

To be clear, we’re not among the people who think Jess is some kind of raging lush.

It’s just that after seeing Simpson wasted on the Home Shopping Network last year, we expect to see a bottle of Scotch in the background whenever we know she’s gonna be hocking clothes.

Seems to he preferred method of salesmanship.

Anyway, whatever Jess is doing, it’s clearly working.

Grown men who live in desert climates are buying women’s swimsuits right now without even knowing why.

Hopefully, she’s decided to make this “the summer of Jessica Simpson’s ass,” and there’s more of this in store.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Jessica Simpson: Look at My Butt in a Swimsuit!

Jessica Simpson doesn’t do much singing or acting these days, but she’s still brings in millions thanks to her various fashion lines.

Unlike most designers, Jessica is her own top model, and she’s not shy about taking to social media to flaunt her assets:

“Get your suit on!” Jess captioned the above pic, adding, “#sunsoutbunsout”

Usually, the focus is on Jessica’s boobs, so it’s a bit surprising to see her pulling a Kardashian here.

It’s kinda like when Michael Jordan played baseball, except with much, much better results.

Jessica is showing us her ass and not her boobs, and she’s not talking about how much she has sex with Eric Johnson for once. 

This girl must really want to sell some swimsuits.

Hell, she even stayed sober for the occasion!

To be clear, we’re not among the people who think Jess is some kind of raging lush.

It’s just that after seeing Simpson wasted on the Home Shopping Network last year, we expect to see a bottle of Scotch in the background whenever we know she’s gonna be hocking clothes.

Seems to he preferred method of salesmanship.

Anyway, whatever Jess is doing, it’s clearly working.

Grown men who live in desert climates are buying women’s swimsuits right now without even knowing why.

Hopefully, she’s decided to make this “the summer of Jessica Simpson’s ass,” and there’s more of this in store.

View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

Kim Kardashian: I Want to Shrink My Big Butt Now!!

We don’t know what to make of this world anymore.

Blake Lively is flaunting a big butt and now Kim Kardashian wants to lose hers.

That’s right, according to The Sun, Kim K. says her goal is to shrink her famous, ample backside, and we just don’t know what to do with ourselves.

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies,” she told the audience yesterday at London’s Vogue Festival.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

This is the first we’ve learned that Kim categorizes her ass by year.

Luckily, if things don’t work out, she’s got a plan B.

“If it doesn’t get there then I’ll just continue to eat doughnuts,” she laughed.

Kim has been obsessed with losing weight ever since she gave birth to son Saint in December.

She has annoyingly kept the world abreast of her progress on social media, and several days ago made an important announcement.

She reached her pre-baby weight of 135 pounds (and some ounces, but those don’t really count), and was super jazzed.

“Yaaaassssss!!!! #Atkins,” Kardashian wrote on the Snapchat image above.

Kim has been promoting the horrible Atkins diet throughout her journey, although she hasn’t disclosed how much she’s getting paid for it.

View Slideshow: Kardashian-Jenner Butts: The Complete Collection!

Kourtney Kardashian Gets Pulled Over, Son Cites "Big Fat Butt" as Violation

Kourtney Kardashian has herself quite the driving adventure this week.

As captured on Snapchat (naturally), the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was in her vehicle, behind the wheel, with sister Khloe riding shotgun and kids Penelope and Mason in the backseat.

The trip started out innocently and adorably enough, with Penelope showing off her impressive repertoire of musical knowledge.

First, she lip-synched to Rihanna’s “Work.”

A video posted by Khloe Kardashian Snapchats (@khloesnapchats) on May 18, 2016 at 3:51pm PDT

From there, she shifted gears and took on “Run This Town.”

We’re talking both the Beyonce and Jay-Z parts here:

A video posted by Khloe Kardashian Snapchats (@khloesnapchats) on May 18, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT

From there, however, it was brother Mason’s turn to shine… after his mother found himself in trouble with the law.

With Khloe Kardashian filming, Kourtney was asked for her reaction to a police officer pulling her over, for speeding, we assume.

You can tell that Kourtney isn’t very psyched about what is happening, but then Mason jumps in with his explanation for why his mom is in trouble with the law and everything stops.

That’s what happens when your son yells that your “BIG FAT BUTT” is to blame. HA!

A video posted by Khloe Kardashian Snapchats (@khloesnapchats) on May 18, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT

Of course, anyone who has stared long and hard at any Kourtney Kardashian photos is well aware that Kourtney’s butt is really the perfect size.

We guess we should be happy that Mason hasn’t done this, however.

Pity that poor child when he gets old enough to Google his mom and his aunts.

Based on what Kim Kardashian herself has said, the Internet will be filled with nude selfies for the next several decades.

View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian: 20 Questions We WISH She Answered on Her #AskKourtney Twitter Chat

Blake Lively Instagrams About Her Butt, Royally Pisses Off Internet

Back in 1992, Sir Mix-A-Lot released “Baby Got Back,” his famous ode to big asses that many credit with helping to launch the national butt obsession that continues to this day.

Needless, to say Kim Kardashian owes a lot to the rapper. Blake Lively, on the other hand, is learning the hard way today that Mix-A-Lot’s lyrics are dangerous in the wrong hands.

Last night, Blake posted the above photo of herself at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival with a caption reading, “LA face with an Oakland booty.”

It’s a line from “Baby Got Back,” and Blake clearly meant to call attention to her proudest assets because…having paparazzi scream her name while she walks the red carpet in a gown that costs more than most people’s cars doesn’t do enough for her ego?

We’re not really sure, but the caption did not go over well with some of Blakes’ Instagram followers. 

Many have complained that the remark is racially insensitive, as the implication of the lyric is that women from the primarily black and Latino city of Oakland are more blessed in the backside area, and Blake is essentially reducing them to a punchline here.

It’s not the first time that Blake has been accused of co-opting or other cultures or displaying a lack of compassion for the plight of black people in America.

Last year, Lively wrote about her love for the style antebellum South on her short-lived Preserve website.

In case you’re not familiar “antebellum” means pre-war, which in this case means pre-Civil War, which means Blake was waxing nostalgic about a time before slavery was abolished.

The piece was poorly received and may have contributed to the site being shut down.

Most of her press coverage lately has centered around rumors about Blake’s second pregnancy (which she has yet to confirm), and while the 28-year-old was reportedly not happy with the invasion of her privacy, she likely preferred the bump-watch to this current controversy. 

We’re not gonna wade into the debate over whether Blake’s caption was inappropriate or simply an innocent (if somewhat insensitive) joke, but we will say we had no idea she was packing such a sizable ‘donk.

And for that, we thank her.

View Slideshow: 27 Best Blake Lively Pictures

Chrissy Teigen: Check Out the Butt Imprint from My Spray Tan!

Chrissy Teigen is the consummate over-sharer, but unlike our distant friends on Facebook, we kinda love her for it.

Yesterday, the model posted a pic of the aftermath of a recent spray tan, and the results aren’t pretty.

In her quest to achieve a sun-kissed complexion, Teigen wound up with some orangey-stained sheets outlining her figure.

And you can totally see her butt.

Heh-heh-heh. 

(Doing best Beavis & Butthead impression.)

“Spray tan diaries,” she captioned the pic.

Man, it looks like that stuff gets in every crevice.

The new mom also shared TMI spray tan woes of a different kind on Twitter. 

“Just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible,” she tweeted.

Yeah, I totally hate that.

Teigen and husband John Legend welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, last month.

Here’s the first pic she shared of her daughter:

About a week after Luna was born, the new parents stepped out for a bite to eat and caught shade on Twitter from the mommy mob.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”  

But Teigen doesn’t stand for such crap.

She retweeted many of their angry tweets and wrote, “I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!”

Get ’em, Chrissy. And keep us updated on your tan.

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Kourtney Kardashian PHOTOSHOPPED Latest Butt Pic, Expert Says

For many years, Kourtney Kardashian was regarded as one of the more modest of the Kardashian sisters.

As a mom of three in a long-term relationship, she previously left the gratuitous boob and butt pics to her exhibitionist siblings.

But ever since she dumped Scott Disick, we’ve seen a lot more of Kourt, literally speaking.

However, her latest butt selfie (pictured above) may have caused more controversy than it was worth.

First, fans criticized her for writing “Eski-ho” in the comments section, a made-up phrase many considered both sexist and racist.

But now, celebrity photographer Alan Barry has blown the whistle on the belfie and accused Kourtney of heavily editing the pic, reported Radar Online.

According to the Photoshop expert, the eldest Kardashian significantly altered her butt, thighs, waist and face to bring it to the near-perfect state we see in the pic.

“Her right thigh has been badly blurred,” said Barry.

“When you blow the image up, you can see the noise in the blue pool,” he explained. 

“When you blur an area you kill the noise, and that is ridiculously obvious under her left butt cheek and her whole right thigh.”

Barry also suspects that she used editing tools to create a slimmer waist.

“There are some very questionable artifacts around her waist on the left, and the right,” he said.

“The blackness has weird shading that would result when an area has been badly edited,” he continued. “The shadow on the left side that literally disappears as it traverses downward.” 

“The last couple of stripes on the edge of garment appear to float out in to space as if there was an edit that wasn’t completed, such as pulling in her waist.”

Moving north, Barry also claims that alterations were made to Kourtney’s face.

“I get that none of this clan leaves the house without 2 hours in make-up, but it is unfortunately well documented that she has dark bags under her eyes,” he claimed.

“This shot is beyond make-up,” he said in conclusion. “Overall, this image is an embarrassment.”

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Emily Ratajkowski on Instagram: Check Out My Butt and Boobs!

Sure, you knew about Emily Ratajkowski’s giant breasts, but were you aware that she also has a butt?

It’s true. We’ve done the research.

But at times we felt like the crazy scientist in the disaster movie, flailing our arms, unable to capture the attention of a populace preoccupied by the much larger butts of prominent reality stars.

Fortunately, Emily made our ass alertness campaign much easier today by posting the slightly painful-looking wedgie photo on the left.

Then, just because Emily Ratajkowski is the greatest humanitarian of our time, she threw in the pic of her epic boobs on the right.

You may remember that Emily recently posed topless with Kim Kardashian as a show of feminine solidarity.

Kim may regret that pic now that she knows she knows she’s got competition for the Booty Queen throne.

Make no mistake, there’s a war going on here, and Emily just unveiled her weapon of ass destruction.

Bigger isn’t always better, and EmRat’s butt just might be the sort of Rocky-esque underdog who could snatch the title of Internet’s Favorite Ass from Mrs. Kardashian-West’s world-famous ‘donk.

As for the pic on the right, well that’s just the sort of goodness Emily has been offering up for years.

And (as Daniel Tosh would say) for that, we thank her.