Showing posts with label Epic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Epic. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Amber Portwood SLAMS Gary Shirley and MTV in Epic Rant!


Amber Portwood is going through a lot right now.


A whole, whole lot.


She"s pregnant, and those hormones are never easy on anyone, but on top of that situation, she"s also unable to take her usual medications for her mental illnesses.


Throw in the fact that she"s on a reality show, and also the fact that she was still dealing with her breakup with Matt Baier when she met, began dating, and got impregnated by Andrew Glennon …


It"s a lot, OK?


So it makes sense that all those different emotions would bubble up and explode sometime … and that time was yesterday.


The place of the explosion? Twitter.


The results? Well, you"ll just have to see.




1. Bad Times


Amber portwood in good light

On this season of Teen Mom OG, we’re learning what a toll Amber’s breakup with Matt really took on her. It has not been pretty.



2. Oh, Amber …


Matt baier and amber pic

Amber has said that after the breakup, she fell into a deep depression, and that things were so bad that she was only able to see her daughter, Leah, twice during her entire summer vacation.



3. Um


Andrew glennon selfie

She managed to find plenty of time to get into a relationship with Andrew and to become pregnant, but sure, the depression kept her away from Leah. All right.



4. More Drama


Gary shirley at 2017 vmas

On the most recent episode of the show, Gary Shirley and his wife, Kristina, discussed the situation. It wasn’t a disrespectful conversation — they just talked about Andrew’s sketchy past, and Kristina revealed that they’d told Leah that her mother hadn’t been around because of her depression.



5. Real Talk with Leah


Amber portwood with leah shirley

But at one point in the episode, Leah asked Kristina “If she was too depressed to see me, she wasn’t too depressed to find a new man?” From the mouths of babes, right?



6. Rewind


Amber portwood takes a selfie

OK, so all of that, plus Amber’s pregnancy reveal, happened on the episode. But you know how the cast members get to preview the episodes just before they air? It seems like Amber got to see everything just a few hours before we did — and she was not pleased with what she saw.


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Thursday, December 21, 2017

LaVar Ball Claps Back at Haters, My Basketball League Is Gonna Be Epic!

LaVar Ball says his new amateur hoops league is gonna crush the competition … and he’s got a loud, pointed message for anyone doubting his ability to run the show.  “The (Junior Basketball Association) is a heck of a league!…


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LaVar Ball Claps Back at Haters, My Basketball League Is Gonna Be Epic!

LaVar Ball says his new amateur hoops league is gonna crush the competition … and he’s got a loud, pointed message for anyone doubting his ability to run the show.  “The (Junior Basketball Association) is a heck of a league!…


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Monday, December 4, 2017

Xscape"s Tamika Scott Falls During Epic Wardrobe Malfunction Onstage

Xscape is the group’s name but Tamika Scott could barely make it out of the jumpsuit she was wearing onstage over the weekend, instead going down like a pile of bricks.  The foursome was playing the Spectrum Center Saturday in Charlotte…


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Xscape"s Tamika Scott Falls During Epic Wardrobe Malfunction Onstage

Xscape is the group’s name but Tamika Scott could barely make it out of the jumpsuit she was wearing onstage over the weekend, instead going down like a pile of bricks.  The foursome was playing the Spectrum Center Saturday in Charlotte…


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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Khloe Kardashian & Tristan Thompson Reveal EPIC Game of Thrones Costumes!

Folks, you may not want to hear this, but please listen:


Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson pulled off a pair of pretty epic couples costumes.


The couple and soon-to-be parents aren’t just winning Halloween — they’re winning Game of Thrones.



Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend (and baby daddy!) Tristan Thompson are known for, you know, reality stardom and for sportsball, respectively.


While it’s no surprise that they’d try out couples costumes, you don’t really expect to be blown away.


But we’re genuinely impressed. No joke.


Khloe and Tristan are serving up some Game of Thrones looks as one of the show’s most iconic couples.


Not quite caught up on this season of Game of Thrones? Still slogging through the quagmire of season 5 and too embarrassed to admit it to your friends?


Don’t worry, folks.


Khloe and Tristan’s costumes harken all the way back to the very first season.



Khloe Kardashian dressed as Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, … and so on, and so on.


It’s not really a surprise to see Khloe dress as the world’s beloved Khaleesi. She’s a very popular character.


Also, how many chances does Khloe get to dress as someone else whose name or title stars with a “Kh,” we wonder?


Not many.


(Maybe next Halloween she’ll dress as khyber crystals, but we somehow doubt that she’s, uh, that deep into Star Wars lore. Maybe we’re wrong and totally underestimating Khloe)


What did surprise us about Khloe’s choice, though, was how well-executed her costume was.


You probably don’t normally think of Khloe looking much like Daenerys, but she really made it work.


Part of the key to Khloe’s success was being coupled up with Tristan and his look.



Yes, Tristan Thompson dressed as Khal Drogo.


The famous Jason Momoa character didn’t survive to the end of Game of Thrones‘ first season (uh, spoiler alert), but remains a powerful fixture in Daenerys’ backstory.


Also, like all Jason Momoa characters, he had a powerful screen presence.


Daenerys and Khal Drogo were what you’d call a problematic pairing, but they grew to truly love and understand each other before Khal Drogo’s death.


Their height difference was very pronounced, which really helps Tristan and Khloe pull off this pair of epic couples costumes.


Because just look at them:



Yes, that’s the two of them with their prize.


We should note that Khloe is dressed in a much more recent outfit of Daenerys’ … and we don’t think that this was an oversight.


Do you know we don’t see?


Khloe Kardashian’s baby bump.


Daenerys’ more recent outfits and their furs can really go a long way towards concealing a pregnancy.


If you’re wondering why Khloe and Tristan didn’t go as Daenerys and Jon Snow, a much more up-to-date couple, our guess is that it might have something to do with Tristan Thompson being really well-suited for a Khal Drogo look.


(Not that he couldn’t pull off Jon Snow)


Also, maybe Khloe’s a little squicked by the incest of it all. Even though it’s, you know, fictional.


To our horror, we know that Rob Kardashian doesn’t feel the same way.



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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Travis Barker Throws Son Epic 14th Birthday Party With Lil Pump Concert

If Travis Barker’s looking for another side project it should be party planning … because the 14th birthday bash he threw his son, Landon, shamed just about every over-the-top Sweet 16. Travis turned his backyard into a mini-concert and the…


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Thursday, October 12, 2017

Sia Bares Her Breast in Epic Nip Slip!

Even though Sia’s “Chandelier” and “Titanium” are perhaps her best known songs (even if she was technically just featured in the latter), she herself is most recognizable for her iconic appearance.


Well get ready to see a very different side of Sia. As in, her boob.


Because the talented singer suffered a pretty major nipslip, but apparently didn’t mind the pic being shared.



For someone whom most people can’t really picture that well, facially, in their minds, Sia is very recognizable.


There’s her signature wig, which looks like a tamed version of Cruella de Vil’s hair.


There’s her big white dress, almost featureless.


And, a lot of the time, there’s her big white bow, rising impractically above her head like a two-sided battleaxe of fashion. Or whatever.


When she performs, you see very little of Sia other than her mouth. It’s only her very distinctive voice that assures you that it’s her on stage.


Well … in this new photo, like we said, she gives off a very different look.


Though she’s still wearing white. And, in a manner of speaking, hiding her face.



In the photo below, Sia is wearing a white robe.


Her face has one of those green face masks that exist almost exclusively on the faces of moms in cartoons.


Sia’s hair is up in a bun and, while one hand holds a white cloth, the other is raised and making a peace sign.


(We know that it’s a very different symbol in a lot of countries, but we’re pretty sure that she means this as a polite and carefree peace signs)


Her pink slippers complete the ensemble nicely. It’s about as casual of a look as one can get and still be wearing clothes.


But Sia is a little nude, because she’s experiencing a nip slip.


Actually, that’s an understatement — her entire breast is exposed.



Tonya Brewer, Sia’s makeup artist, shared this photo on Instagram.


And, of course, added the banana emoji to obscure Sia’s nipple.


Tonya, whom one assumes had permission from Sia before sharing this (because obviously you would, right?), explained the context of the photo.


And apparently Sia did not realize that the picture was quite as risque as it ended up being.


Tonya writes:


“She just directed her first film. she had no idea her boob was out. thank you for letting me create magic with you @siamusic”



We’re not sure how one goes about being half bare-chested, like an ancient Minoan or like a statue of Justice, without noticing.


Especially if someone is snapping your photo.


Sia must feel really, truly comfortable around Tonya Brewer and around everyone else (you can clearly see that there are multiple other people in the background).


Also, that place must be pretty warm. Maybe even too warm. Otherwise the boob that broke free would surely be more noticeable, right?


To be fair, though, it’s likely that none of us have room to talk. Most of us have accidentally mooned someone once or twice, not realizing that they were there.


And I, at least, have had multiple instances of only noticing that I have a cut on my leg because I felt the blood dripping onto my foot.


Compared to that, a bare breast could be very easy to miss. And also very, very funny.


Sia is a gift.


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Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Epic Dunk Fail ... Car 1, Dunker 0

All you kids with dreams of impressing millions of YouTube followers with your sensational above the rim antics … PLEASE WATCH THIS, and realize sometimes gravity wins. Russian super dunker Illia Kroshka took a major L recently when he tried to…


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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

NPR Fans Clamor for #MoreRamona After Epic Facebook Snafu


We"re living in dark times.


Hurricanes are ravaging the country. Madmen are toting semi-automatic weapons and opening fire on innocent civilians. Donald Trump is President.


That"s why a mistake made by an editor at National Public Radio (NRP) went viral.


As you"ll learn below, folks out there are desperate for a distraction, especially when that distraction appears to be an adorable little girl about whom they have quite a few questions.


Find out what the heck we"re talking about now…




1. On Monday Night, NPR Swing Editor Christopher Dean Hopkins Shared the Following:


On monday night npr swing editor christopher dean hopkins shared

He did so on the official NPR Facebook page. And people were confused.



2. OOPS!


Oops

Just 12 minutes later, Hopkins realized his mistake and issued this explanation.



3. What Was He Thinking?


What was he thinking

“We don’t generally delete posts, so I tried to do it in a way that would be transparent,” Hopkins said after he made this snafu. “My job is to promote our good work, and I catastrophically failed in that last night.”



4. Did He Really Fail, Though?


Did he really fail though

Not according to followers, whose interest was piqued… and who really wanted to learn more about Ramona.



5. Please Tell Us More About Ramona


Please tell us more about ramona

We need an update on the whole cat thing, too.



6. More on This Story, As It Develops?


More on this story as it develops

We’re begging you.


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Friday, September 15, 2017

Jenelle Evans Reacts to Child Abuse Claims in Epic Twitter Tirade, Goes to Town on Barbara

A non-stop whirlwind of fights, court dates, men and babies, Jenelle Evans’ life has been turbulent ever since she’s been a public figure.


Still, this week has been wild even by the Teen Mom 2 star’s standards, and she just cranked the tension up another notch … or 10.



Over the past week, the Carolina Hurricane has been accused of child neglect and abuse – by members of her own family, no less.


Specifically, that she was under CPS investigation for allegedly testing positive for marijuana and passing it along to her baby.


Jenelle welcomed her daughter Ensley this past January, reportedly having failed a drug test sometime during her pregnancy.


Already in the midst of several tense situations regarding custody, the revelation prompted backlash from her kids’ grandparents.


Nathan Griffith’s mom, Doris, wants emergency custody of Jenelle’s three-year-old son Kaiser, according to court documents.


Evans and Griffith split up two years ago; Jenelle is currently engaged to David Eason, who’s been under major scrutiny himself.



Jenelle’s mom, Barbara Evans, has full custody of her oldest son Jace (whose father is Andrew Lewis, who’s been MIA from day one).


Barbara has long resisted Jenelle’s efforts to regain custody of the boy, and now has banned Jenelle from seeing Jace entirely.


The older Evans added that Jace told her David abuses Kaiser because he looks like Nathan, a frankly disturbing allegation.


To hear Jenelle talk about it, though, you’d think she were the target of a witch hunt – or at least that her side of the story isn’t being heard.


According to the Teen Mom 2 firebrand, it’s Nathan Griffith that Child Protective Services should be concerned about here, not her.


Oh, and Barbara is just a hater, or something.




Jenelles Tweets


“Oh let’s not mention how you guys call CPS so many times they even have a copy of my book now and love to visit so thanks,” she tweeted.


“Yes CPS has been here and case closed every time. There’s a lot they are concerned about with the OTHER parent.”


Jenelle added, clearly referring to Nathan:


“That is why it was a race to court. My son was not being treated right on his visits so when I expressed that, it was a race to court.”


She then went OFF on her mom for selling her out publicly, saying, “We are handling this the best way we can as a family.”


“David [Eason] is the best thing that ever happened to me and my mother can’t seem to get over it,” Jenelle explained.



“She’s going to tell you all EVERYTHING she can that is bad about David to ruin his reputation cause I completely cut her out.”


“So she’s lashing back at me by posting articles and selling stories about her own daughter because it’s a scream and cry for attention.”


“But I don’t care,” she adds … and wishes.


Evans, who conveniently ignores some of the shocking claims against her (such as her non-compliance with drug testing), feels victimized.


Regarding Griffith’s mom’s case, Jenelle says that her mom is so vindictive and bent on payback that she’s going to help out her adversary:


“Now [Barbara] is going to bring up evidence from the past that would have been used against me in court and giving it to my ex’s mom.”


Jenelle has since deleted this rant.



Barbara said in an interview earlier this week that yes, she used the information about the CPS investigation in court – but had no choice.


The act of keeping a boy away from his mom is not something she’s happy about, but she says it’s her duty to protect Jace, end of story.


“I knew all along [about Ensley] and never exposed it until the day of court in May. All that time I never opened my mouth,” she said.


“That’s a fact,” she says of Jenelle’s drug tests. “I have Jace, so when something like that happens, they [CPS] contact me.” 


“I can’t send him over there when that’s happened,” Barbara adds of Jace, who she insists is her only concern in all of this.


“I don’t want to put him in that atmosphere.”



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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Sergio Dipp Wants 2nd Chance After Epic "Monday Night Football" Disaster

Sergio Dipp — who became famous Monday night for his epically terrible “MNF” sideline report — says he wants another shot to cover the NFL … assuring the viewers he’ll do better next time!  Dipp rose to social media superstardom during the…


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Sergio Dipp Wants 2nd Chance After Epic "Monday Night Football" Disaster

Sergio Dipp — who became famous Monday night for his epically terrible “MNF” sideline report — says he wants another shot to cover the NFL … assuring the viewers he’ll do better next time!  Dipp rose to social media superstardom during the…


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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Prince Harry: Epic Birthday Present to Meghan Markle Revealed!

Being a prince is probably a lot like living in a constant New Year’s Eve.


There’s a lot of pressure to make everything you do epic and memorable, and whatnot.


Like, if a girl starts dating a clerk at GameStop, she probably doesn’t expect more than flowers and a card for her birthday, but if she’s dating Prince Harry, well … that’s a different story.



Meghan Markle turned 36 last week, and it seems Harry rose to the occasion in a big way, taking the Suits star on a safari in Botswana.


As Harry revealed in a recent interview, Africa is a place of tremendous emotional significance for him


“This is where I feel more like myself than anywhere else in the world,” Harry told Town & Country.


“I wish I could spend more time in Africa. I have this intense sense of complete relaxation and normality here.”


Harry even went so far as to call Botswana his “second home,” a comment that we imagine elicited eye-rolls and remarks of “bruh” all over the nation.


Anyway, it’s been almost a year since Harry and Meghan started dating and he took her to a place that holds major importance to him.



Naturally, the situation has prompted countless rumors that Harry is planning to propose to Meghan during their safari.


We suppose it’s possible.


Obviously, there’s been no official word yet, but the couple is still in Africa as of this writing.


Of course, it’s worth noting that Harry also took exes Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas to Botswana in the past, and they both returned decidedly ringless.


But hey, whatever happens, the Harry-Meghan engagement rumors will continue to fly, and the couple will return with a lifetime of fond memories.


Harry deserves a tip of the hat for delivering in such a big way on the first birthday he’s spent as Meghan’s boyfriend.


However, in a way, it was something of a rookie mistake.



If you go full African safari on your first birthday together, how do you top it next year?


Harry’s really rolling the dice on Elon Musk having moon tourism ready to go by then.


Now might be a good time to dispatch some royal assassins to “persuade” Musk to hurry things along.


It’s good to be the prince.



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Monday, August 7, 2017

Mets" Noah Syndergaard Slays Dothraki in Epic "Game of Thrones" Cameo

Team Lannister had a ringer in their battle against the Dothraki Sunday night … as flamethrowin’ Mets superstar Noah Syndergaard came outta nowhere with an EPIC spear throw.  Noah, AKA Thor, lived up to his nickname in his few seconds…


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"Rica Famosa Latina" Star"s Forearm Sliced Off During Epic Fight!!!

Two of the “Rica Famosa Latina” stars got into a massive brawl … ending with one of the cast members losing a chunk of her forearm. The violent incident went down Thursday night during filming at WeHo Bistro … as Luzelba and…


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Monday, July 31, 2017

Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen Have Epic On-Court Reunion

The greatest duo in NBA history is BACK … stepping on the same court together for the first time in nearly 20 years.   Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen joined up at MJ’s Flight School basketball camp Sunday night in Santa Barbara ……


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Monday, July 10, 2017

Brandi Glanville SLAMS Amber Portwood in Epic Tweet!

Brandi Glanville testified about Joanna Krupa’s allegedly stinky vagina in court, but Brandi’s clearly a great multitasker — she can handle a $ 15,000 lawsuit and a feud at the same time!


Remember how we mentioned that Brandi Glanville might be feuding with Amber Portwood on the set of Marriage Boot Camp?


Brandi’s finally speaking out, and what she had to say was even better than we’d hoped.



So, Amber Portwood kept angrily subtweeting “someone.”


She was not being subtle.


Amber referred to a “drunk bimbo with too many opinions.”


Now, that could be almost anyone.


But later, Amber’s “subtle hints” narrowed things down.


Because she lamented not being able to kick out the “blonde jackass” who was allegedly plaguing her.


Which more or less spelled out that she was feuding with Brandi Glanville.


Or, at least, that there was some one-sided loathing going on.



But then Brandi Glanville, having clearly heard the rumors, tweeted.


And it’s not exactly your run-of-the-mill denial.


“I’m not feuding with ANYONE especially unstable overmedicated narcissistic people that pretend like they’re sober.”


That line is beautiful.


It’s art.


And it wouldn’t be the first time that Amber Portwood’s been called a narcissist.


Plus fans have questioned her sobriety after her bonkers Instagram rants.


She added:


“[You] can’t fight with crazy.”


That’s pretty true.



Now, some would point to this and say that Brandi is feuding right back at Amber.


And that may be so.


Like, the definition of “feud” can be complicated.


Some feuds are over jealousy or perceived slights.


Then there’s Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s feud, which could result in a serious criminal prosecution.


Brandi’s not naming Amber Portwood or anyone else … but she makes it kind of obvious, right?


It sounds like it would be hard to make a libel case against her for a tweet that doesn’t even name any names.


So it sounds like Brandi’s learned from her legal battle with Joanna Krupa.



If you’re going to subtweet someone, either make sure that you want them to see it or make sure that they can’t see it.


It sounds like Amber Portwood was trying to milk sympathy from her followers.


(And, hey, it worked)


But maybe Amber didn’t count on the possibility that people would figure out who she meant.


(Though, if that’s the case, why did she name the hair color?)


Clearly, it’s backfired, because nobody wants to be read to filth like Brandi just did to … “whoever.”



Do you know what would be so funny, though?


If Amber Portwood, poor thing, was actually trying to gripe about someone else.


It’s hard to see who else that might be, but it’s possible.


And then everyone latched onto the idea that she was feuding with Brandi, and Brandi decided to tell the world exactly what she thought of that mess of a girl.


We don’t think that this is actually what happened, but if it were to happen to any reality star, it would happen to Amber Portwood, right?


Honestly, we can’t wait to see where this goes next.



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Big Brother"s Jessie Godderz Gives Epic Wedgie to TMZ Photog

Word to the wise … if you see Jessie “Mr. PEC-Tacular” Godderz on the streets, DON’T challenge him to a thumb wrestling match, or your butthole might just pay the price. Our TMZ camera guy learned that the hard way in Manhattan, when he…


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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Ronda Rousey: My Bachelorette Party"s Gonna Be Epic

No Vegas. No wineries. Ronda Rousey tells TMZ Sports her bachelorette party is gonna be way more kick-ass — think road trip on steroids!  The UFC legend is gearing up for her big wedding with UFC fighter Travis Browne — so, we had to ask how…


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