Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new contender for Most Bizarre Television Interview of the Decade.
In the following video, Austin, Texas resident Kenny Packer gets on the phone with a couple of anchors from local station KVUE.
They"re asking him about his experience driving around in the recent floor and what he went through upon getting stuck in a tree while out driving.
Packer explains that he was able to escape his vehicle and climb up said tree in order to await rescue and… wait! WHAT?!?
The anchors are then taken aback (very far aback!) when they learn that Packer is still stuck in the tree!
He"s very calm, however. He"s just "a little cold" and looking all around, seeing nothing but water in all directions.
"I did Boy Scouts for 20 years, so I know how to keep my energy up and keep warm, so I’m doing fine," Packer calmly tells the reporters.
There"s video included in the following footage from inside Packer"s car, provided to the station by Packer"s wife, who was not with him on this adventure.
Following the interview, Parker was rescued by authorities after a few hours and brought to safety.
So he"s fine. No harm, no foul, right?
But check out the Q&A below to see the anchors" reaction upon learning their subject"s situation and give Packer some credit.
We hope we can remain this chill in the face of crisis. The dude is stuck in a tree, with nothing but water all around him!