Tom Arnold can’t fathom how Roseanne still has a job … but he says the least ABC can do is apologize for her insanity. We got Tom at LAX on Sunday and asked him about his ex-wife, Roseanne, whose show reboot has brought her new…
Showing posts with label Conspiracy. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Florida Shooting Survivor David Hogg Conspiracy Theory Debunked by Yearbook
David Hogg, the Florida high school shooting survivor, is at the center of a spreading conspiracy theory … that he and other survivors are not really students, but now that’s being squarely debunked. The theory goes Hogg already graduated from a…
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Harvey Weinstein, TWC Sued for Conspiracy to Cover Up His Sexual Predator Ways
The Weinstein Company’s Board of Directors, lawyers and consultants all conspired to shame and blackball Harvey Weinstein’s accusers … according to a blockbuster lawsuit filed by 6 women. The plaintiffs came into contact with Weinstein in…
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Trump to Release Secret JFK Documents that Could Prove Conspiracy
Next week could prove to be a seismic event in our nation’s history, because Donald Trump just announced he will release document our intelligence agencies have fought fiercely to keep secret relating to the assassination of President John F.…
Monday, September 25, 2017
Paris Jackson Conspiracy Theories: What Do People Believe?!
Paris Jackson is a likable young woman. To most of us, she’s a teenager with a super spiritual vibe and some wonderful progressive ideals. She manages to do some of what Miley used to get up to, but without being obnoxious about it.
But there are some bonkers conspiracy theories surrounding this girl. She’s a Jackson, and it just seems to go with the territory.
We’ll start off with the simple and almost believable.
(Relatively speaking)
Paris Jackson’s parentage.
First, some believe that Michael Jackson isn’t her biological father.
To be clear, no matter what you believe about whose sperm was involved, we should be clear that Michael Jackson was definitely her father. There’s no question about that.
(Genes don’t make family)
Some fans have wondered why Paris Jackson’s skin tone is so light given that her father (skin condition aside) was a black man.
(90 Day Fiance couple Aleksandra and Josh faced the same accusations, but the opposite, given that they both have fair skin but their baby does not)
In the case of Paris’ fair skin, though, the theory has some support from a man who claims to have provided the sperm that conceived Paris.
Actor Mark Lester claimed to The Daily Mail that he provided sperm at Michael’s request.
“I was just helping out a friend. I think he had a problem with actually doing the physical act of sex and a very low sperm count as well.”
That might sound believable, but it’s hard to wrap our heads around someone doing that and then just blabbing about it to the world.
Also, Paris has been pretty adamant that Michael Jackson was her father. She even has multiple tattoos honoring MJ.
That, we think, is what matters.
Then there are theories that Paris Jackson’s mother, Debbie Rowe, isn’t her real mother.
Debbie was married to Michael Jackson from ’96 to ’99, and is the mom to both Prince and Paris.
Some conspiracy theorists believe that Debbie was just a surrogate. The sperm for Paris and Prince could have been from various donors, depending upon what flavor of conspiracy you fancy, we guess.
We’re guessing that this theory comes less from Paris and Prince’s looks and more from the fact that Debbie cut ties with her children after her divorce, which … doesn’t strike people as super maternal.
But, having never gone through a divorce with a massively wealthy and also super famous person, we have to imagine that there’s a lot that we don’t know that went into Debbie’s decision.
That seems more plausible than Debbie deciding to act as a surrogate for unknown reasons.
Bigi Jackson (formerly known as Blanket) was born via surrogate, though he looks so much like Michael Jackson did when he was younger that people seem less eager to try to invent new and exciting parentages for him.
Okay, now we’re getting into Illuminati territory — possibly our favorite territory when it comes to bonkers conspiracy theories.
Disclaimer: the Illuminati isn’t real, but different people like to imagine a shadowy organization that controls everything, from governments to pop singers. It’s human nature to try to see patterns in chaos, even when there isn’t any.
So, first, in 2013, Paris Jackson was not living her best life, and attempted suicide.
She was put in a psych ward and, upon her release, tweeted out some cryptic things:
“It took me a while to figure who ‘they’ are in ‘they don’t care about us’ but I found out like 3 years ago. RT if you know what I mean.”
First of all, that song lyric of Michael Jackson’s … like, we don’t know if he’s ever made a statement on it, but it’s literally just referring to white supremacy’s current and historic treatment of people of color and especially of black people.
Some said that Paris’ tweet was a revelation that the Illuminati existed. That she’d been brought into the loop and betrayed the people who wanted to be her masters.
Others went even further, and said that Paris didn’t really attempt suicide but that the Illuminati tried to assassinate her but failed.
(How is an organization that uses Beyonce as their puppet going to fail to kill a teenager? What are they, Voldemort?)
After posting a bunch of Illuminati symbols on Instagram, Paris “reassured” followers that she hadn’t been indoctrinated or whatever with another tweet:
“Guys The Drawings On Instagram Don’t Mean That They Got Me, I’m Just Trying To Let (the) World Open Their Eyes And Realize What’s Going On.”
That’s right out of the Jaden Smith playbook.
Obviously, those tweets — whatever Paris believed at the time or maybe even still believes — were the thoughts of a troubled 15-year-old.
We’re so glad that she’s doing so much better, now.
And while we’re talking about the Illuminati … one of the most out-there theories involves Paris Jackson and the Illuminati in a very different light.
Because some people genuinely believe that Paris Jackson is an Illuminati clone.
(Mind you, these are the same sorts of folks who buy into NASA having a colony of child sex slaves on Mars)
Some theorists point to Paris Jackson’s own words describing her recovery following her suicide attempt.
“It was great for me. I’m a completely different person. But up to that point, I was actually crazy, I was going through a lot of, like, teen angst. And I was also dealing with my depression and my anxiety without any help.”
Because, clearly, if you murder and then clone a teen celebrity, you want to make sure that they say “I’m a completely different person” on television.
To hear Illuminati theorists tell it, there’s a super powerful clandestine organization out there that spends a significant chunk of its time planting clues to its existence in “obvious” places.
We have to question why they’d want to clone Paris Jackson.
Like, she’s great, but how would it serve these fictitious supervillains to have a tattooed teenager read tarot cards and hang out topless in the desert?
Somehow, the “celebrity clone” theories — conjured up to explain why someone looks different than they did years ago, or why someone’s public behavior has changed — are the most bonkers of all.
Weirder, even, than the detailed analysis that conspiracy theorists give to each year’s Superbowl Halftime Show.
Each performance, as it turns out, is an elaborate “Illuminati Freemason Satanic” ritual, based upon the imagination and repressed sexual fantasies of various paranoid conspiracy bloggers.
(Those bloggers are unwittingly part of a centuries-old tradition, where religious nuts writing about the practices of “witches” in Europe would describe detailed and sexually charged rituals involving the physical presence of “the devil” that was basically just thinly veiled erotica)
People, and their theories, are amazing.
Friday, September 1, 2017
Ezekiel Elliott Sues NFL, "League Orchestrated Conspiracy" to Demonize Me
Ezekiel Elliott is firing back at the NFL in court — with the NFL Players’s Association filing a lawsuit on his behalf to vacate his 6 suspension for domestic violence … claiming the league’s investigation was a farce. The NFLPA filed the…
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Beyonce Conspiracy Theory: 3 Reasons to Believe She"s Given Birth
Toward the end of last month, Matthew Knowles shared an important update on the status of his daughter’s womb.
He said Beyonce will give birth at some point in the relatively near future.
Fans, naturally, started to immediately speculate over when this blessed event will occur and many have now come to a breaking conclusion…
… it already has!
Beyonce and Jay-Z have already welcomed their twins into the world!
Wait, what?!? How?!? No way… right?
Astute Internet users and dedicated members of The Bey Hive believe that Beyonce has already given birth for THREE reasons.
First, the singer shared the following photo on Instagram shortly after Memorial Day Weekend.
It features Beyonce, daughter Blue Ivy and a noticeable baby bump.
So, what’s the big deal? How is this a clue that Beyonce is hiding her already-born-and-undoubtedly-adorable twins?
Because fans think the baby bump looks smaller than it did in photos from Beyonce’s push party.
They also analyzed Beyonce’s crimped hairstyle and believe it’s the same look she rocked in early May.
In other words, according to this conspiracy theory, the above picture is a few weeks older than Beyonce wants followers to think. She posted it to make it appear as though she was pregnant during Memorial Day.
Second, sister Solange apologized to fans last week for canceling a scheduled concert with Migos.
She blamed “production dramas” for the decision, but some wonder if a certain famous sibling of hers actually went into labor.
Third, someone inside of Cedars Sinai Hospital claims to have spotted Tina Knowles in the facility on May 20.
This Twitter user totally violated Tina’s privacy by actually sharing a photo of Beyonce’s mom and writing as a caption to the image:
“THIS IS NOT A DRILL! TINA KNOWLES WAS SEEN AT A HOSPITAL IN LA!!! #BeyHive.”
Now, look… Solange could have canceled that concert for any number of non-baby related reasons.
And Tina Knowles could also have been at the hospital for any number of non-baby related reasons.
On one hand, we understand why some folks out there want to believe in this conspiracy. They are just SO gosh darn excited for Beyonce to be a mother of three that they want the twins to just be here already.
Moreover, Beyonce and Jay-Z will not be selling their newborn photos to any tabloid.
They are not the type of celebrity couple to immediately rush to social media and tell the world that they are brand new parents.
So, sure, we could easily see these superstars taking some time to themselves for a bit before making their major baby announcement.
HOWEVER, in this age of camera phones and paparazzi and websites willing to pay hospital employees for tips or information, it seems impossible to believe that Beyonce could actually keep her babies a secret for very long.
And, you know what?
If she and Jay-Z really have welcomed their twins and are throwing us off that miraculous scent because they aren’t ready to share this news with the public yet?
That’s fine by us.
It’s their business and their business only. We’ll send our best wishes and squeal in delight once we know for sure that the Beybies have truly arrived.
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Sean Hannity: FIRED From Fox News Over Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory?
If you’re familiar with Sean Hannity, you know that he’s the national news media’s answer to the former fat kid who went from bullied to bully after making third string offensive line, and who now makes up for lost time by shoving twice as many kids into lockers.
Hannity used to beat up on his on-air partner, Alan Colmes, who was clearly meant to play the role of the Fox News audience’s idea of a typical liberal: meek, bookish, always wrong.
But these days, Hannity is on his own, and so he’s forced to terrorize less likely victims.
Like, say, the families of promising young men murdered in their prime.
As you’ve likely heard by now, a DNC employee named Seth Rich was tragically shot dead at the age of 27 in July of last year.
Police have concluded that Rich’s murder was part of a botched robbery attempt, but naturally, the tin foil-hat-wearing nut jobs who brought us #Pizzagate and Alex Jones heard the words “murder” and “DNC” in the same sentence and immediately became fully erect.
Having long ago exchanged his soul for a profitable share in the 49-65 demo, Sean Hannity has decided in recent weeks to force Rich’s family to relive the grim details of their son’s murder in service of a conspiracy theory that his own network has renounced.
Yes, Fox News officially believes there’s no connection between Rich’s murder and the Hillary Clinton email scandal.
(Ya know, because why in the hell would there be?)
Additionally, Rich’s family has publicly asked Hannity to stop politicizing their son’s murder and dragging his legacy through the mud.
But at first, Hannity refused to let it go.
Not only because it was great for whipping up a frenzy at retirement communities all over the country, but also because he had some great sources on his side:
We’re talking about folks like international fugitive Julian Assange and a hacker named – we sh-t you not – Kim Dotcom.
Move over, Woodward and Bernstein! Assange and Dotcom are not members of Tracy Morgan’s entourage on 30 Rock, but rather totes legit journalists here to steal your crown!
Of course, following the firing of Bill O’Reilly, multiple sexual harassment scandals, the departure of Megyn Kelly, and the death of Roger Ailes, Fox News is on shaky ground these days.
Many advertisers who aren’t thrilled with the idea of terrorizing parents who recently lost a child have already jumped ship, and Hannity was forced to issue an on-air pseudo-apology earlier this week.
Now, Hannity has announced some unexpected “time off,” which is the Fox News-speak equivalent of when your parents say they’re taking the family dog to live on a farm upstate.
Hannity addressed the rumors that he’s being canned by claiming (like O’Reilly and Kelly before him) that his vacation was totally planned and he’ll be back before you know it.
“ANNUAL Memorial Day long weekend starts NOW,” Hannity tweeted, adding, for clarification, that he has not taped his “last show.”
Yes, friend of the working man Sean Hannity might be in the midst of a tireless effort to expose the political scandal of a lifetime, but sometimes you just have to take a five-day long weekend to get your chillax on, ya know?
Hopefully, Sean gets the R&R he needs, and returns ready to stoke the flames of some Des Moines meth-head’s dangerous paranoia.
After all, the parents of murdered young people aren’t gonna bully themselves.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Avril Lavigne Died in 2003, Was Replaced By Look-Alike, Hilarious Conspiracy Theory Claims
You may know Avril Lavigne as the Canadian Hot Topic aficionado who married the Nickelback guy and did a lot of unintentionally comedic sneering in the early 2000s.
But if you’re prone to believing social media conspiracy theories started by people with names like @givenchyass, then you’ll soon think of the self-proclaimed punk princess in a very different light …
… as a corpse!
Yes, thanks to a remarkably detailed tweet thread outlining the case for #DeadAvrilTruthers, the buzz on Twitter this week is that Avril committed suicide in 2003, and her death was covered up by greedy record company execs.
So who’s been belting out all those jams about Sk8r bois and rocking those ironic neckties?
Well, according to @givenchyass, a body double named Melissa Vandella has been masquerading as Avril for the past 14 years.
Yes, Ms. Ass claims that Lavigne hired Vandella early in her career to do appearances on her behalf and generally help her cope with the pressures of fame.
“She was so used to being able to live a normal life and now that she was famous, she couldn’t handle the paparazzi,” the conspiracy tweeter writes.
So, the story goes, Avril did what any skittish overnight celeb would do, and hired a doppelganger:
@givenchyass goes on to claim that Avril and Melissa “quickly became best friends” and one day while hanging out in the studio, Lavigne decided to teach Vandella how to “sing and sound like her.”
Shortly thereafter, Avril’s career took off like a shot, but at the height of her fame, she was struck by tragedy when her beloved grandfather passed away.
Dead Avril theorists believe that Lavigne was distraught that she hung herself, but those who stood to make the most money from her fame found a way to keep the radio-friendly pop-punk train rolling:
“She was at the peak of her career, so it is said that instead of letting the news of her dying go into the media, they used her look alike,” @givenchyass claims.
Hilariously, this theory has actually been around for several years, originating on the appropriately-titled Brazilian blog Avril Esta Morta.
In the past, however, no one has gone into greater detail than @givenchyass, and yes, at this point, we’re just enjoying using that name as often as possible.
Social became so rapt with the notion that Avril was replaced by a punk double that Lavigne’s name trended on Twitter over the weekend, and hundreds have made contributions to the #DeadAvril evidence pile.
Naturally, there have been some doubters, because, well, the whole story is bonkers and ridiculous, but G-Ass has already responded to the haters:
“I’m not sitting here being like ‘this is 100% facts’ it’s literally just a theory so calm down and miss me w that headass sh-t,” she tweeted.
Yeah! Miss her with that headass sh-t!
Do those words actually mean something?
Avril Lavigne is dead, people named @givenchyass are making international news, and we no longer understand Twitter slang!
Why ya gotta go and make things so complicated, world?
We need a nap.
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Andrew Breitbart: Pundit"s Tweet Before Death Leads to Sex-Trafficking Conspiracy Theory
Back in March of 2012, arch-conservative media personality Andrew Breitbart passed away at the age of 43.
The unexpected nature of his death, coupled with his reputation for leveling wild accusations at high-ranking Democrats made for fertile ground for the sort of conspiracy theories that Breitbart so often espoused and propagated during his life.
The most common, of course, was that Breitbart was killed in an assassination ordered by a coterie of the politicians he’d spent his life antagonizing.
When an autopsy revealed Breitbart passed away as a result of heart failure and no evidence of foul play emerged, the theorists mostly quieted down.
However, Breitbart’s name is again in the news this week, as a result of Steve Bannon‘s appointment as President-elect Donald Trump’s chief strategist, so perhaps it was inevitable that allegations of a cover-up surrounding his death would once again begin to circulate on social media.
For several years, Bannon served as the executive chair for Breitbart’s eponymous far-right news website.
His controversial appointment by Trump (Bannon has ties to both the white nationalist and “alt-right” movements.) came on the heels of the Wikilieaks release of thousands of emails sent by Hillary Clinton top advisor John Podesta.
In the minds of conspiracy theorists, Breitbart and Podesta’s names are forever linked, and the fact that they’ve both been in the news in recent weeks has revived interest in a tweet that Breitbart posted shortly before his death:
“How prog-guru John Podesta isn’t household name as world class underage sex slave op cover-upperer defending unspeakable dregs escapes me,” Breitbart wrote in February of 2011.
Sunday night saw an increase in Google searches and social media mentions pertaining to Breitbart, particularly on the micro-blogging site Gab, which was recently described as “the alt-right’s own Twitter” by Wired magazine.
“One of America’s best an most respected independent journalists at the time; he is making a very bold claim about John Podesta — back then — based on his own research,” former Huffington Post contributor David Seaman wrote on Gab.
“This is years before WikiLeaks came out.”
Seaman and others allege that Podesta helped cover up a child sex ring organized by billionaire and convicted child molester Jeffrey Epstein, who also had close ties to Donald Trump.
There is no evidence of a link between Podesta and Epstein, but Trump has praised the admitted pedophile as a close friend, stating on at least one occasion that he and Epstein bonded over their shared love of “beautiful women.”
A child rape case against Trump was dropped for unknown reasons earlier this month.
Many Breitbart assassination theorists believe the journalist was close to exposing Epstein’s connections to several major political figures, a scandal that they’ve dubbed “Pizzagate,” in reference to Podesta’s alleged use of code words in leaked emails.
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Taylor Swift is a Neo-Nazi With Plans to Marry a Trump Son, Bizarre Conspiracy Theory Claims
Taylor Swift has reached that level of fame that no human being can really be comfortable with.
She laments the fact that she hasn’t been able to go on a drive by herself in seven years.
There are entire Facebook pages devoted to scrutinizing Taylor’s butt.
Several-thousand-word thinkpieces have been written on the topic of Taylor’s squad, and leading feminists have debated whether the singer and her clique of gal pals are setting fantastic or terrible examples for young women.
Of course, Taylor is arguably the biggest pop star that the Information Age has seen thus far, so we guess a heretofore unseen level of obsession over every detail of her life is to be expected.
What no one could’ve seen coming, however, is Taylor’s popularity amongst online neo-Nazi hate groups.
Yes, for bizarre reason, modern white supremacists are under impression that Taylor is secretly one of their own, and she’s planning to wait until Donald Trump is elected president to reveal her true beliefs to the public:
“Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That’s the most important thing,” said white supremacist blogger Andre Anglin in a recent interview with Broadly.
“It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world.
“Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.”
Uh-huh. Sounds reasonable enough if you ignore the fact that Taylor has befriended and collaborated with artists of color throughout her career, and while she keeps her political under wraps, she once told Rolling Stone that she “never saw people so happy” as when President Obama got elected.
But Anglin and his ilk (Astonishingly, there’s a Facebook page devoted to Taylor’s “fascist” beliefs that has nearly 20,000 likes.) insist that’s all just part of the long con she’s playing with America.
So how did Taylor get branded as a Nazi icon against her will?
As far as anyone can tell, it started with a Pinterest page that jokingly attributed Hitler quotes to Ms. Swift as a means of poking fun at all those historically inaccurate Marilyn Monroe and Gandhi memes that pop up in your newsfeed.
Some folks didn’t get the joke (and liked the idea of a blonde, blue-eyed icon espousing their Aryan ideals), and as is so often the case on the Internet, an absurd idea found surprising popularity.
Thus far, Taylor hasn’t even dignified this whole thing a response, and we don’t blame her in the slightest.
Here’s hoping she can just shake this one off.
Monday, February 1, 2016
Rudy Guede: Amanda Knox is a Murderer! This is a Racist Conspiracy!
Rudy Guede, the Ivory Coast born, Italian man in prison for the murder Amanda Knox was once convicted of, swears he’s innocent.
And that Knox is guilty as s–t, obviously.
After a series of trials and a global media circus, the American-born Knox’s conviction in the death of Meredith Kercher was thrown out.
Guede was subsequently jailed, tried and sentenced to 16 years in prison for the brutal murder and sexual assault of Kercher in 2007.
Now, he’s broken his silence, proclaiming his innocence and pointing a finger, once more, at Knox and then-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito.
After authorities found fingerprints belonging Guede at the scene of the stabbing, the 29-year-old was arrested and convicted of murder.
It was at that point that Knox and Sollecito were exonerated after years in custody, but Guede says he’s a scapegoat and victim here.
He was set up by Knox and Sollecito, he insists, believing he was hand-picked as the “killer” of Kercher due to the color of his skin.
“Found black man, found culprit – let’s go,” he recalls a man saying as Guede desperately tried to stop Kercher’s bleeding that night.
Guede also provides more never-before-heard details of the events leading up to the 21-year-old’s death … but is he telling the truth?
Follow the link above for more information on his story and see what you think. Tell us in the comments: Is Amanda Knox innocent?
Thursday, November 19, 2015
19 Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (Could #12 Be True?!?)
Wait… who might be Khloe Kardashian"s father?
What did Pippa Middleton do at her sister"s wedding?
Could certain believed-to-be-dead celebrities actually be alive?!?
Thanks to the Internet and the creative imaginations of many people out there, the following conspiracy theories about various celebrities actually exist…
1. OJ is Khloe’s Dad!
This one has been circulating for awhile now, mostly due to The National Enquirer. We do know that Kris Jenner was friends with OJ Simpson and… that’s about it.
2. Tupac is Alive!
Oh, and so is Elvis. Heck, let’s throw Jim Morrison in there. Some folks believe that, too.
3. Pippa was Packing!
So blown away were they by Pippa Middleton’s rear end at her sister’s wedding, some critics believe she padded her behind for the occasion.
4. Beyonce was Never Pregnant!
Beyonce’s baby bump was picked apart more than the Zapruder Film. There are people out there who still think she used a surrogate for Blue Ivy.
5. Kim Kardashian Played No Role in Her Sex Tape Leak!
Okay, Kim and her mother are the ones perpetuating this conspiracy. It may the craziest one listed here!
6. James Hewitt is Prince Harry’s Father!
Hewitt swears he carried on a five-year affair with Princess Diana… and he does SORT of resemble Harry.
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