Chrissy Teigen has been a mother for about one week, and the mom cops are already issuing citations over her parenting choices.
The model committed the high crime of stepping out for dinner with her husband John Legend, but without her infant daughter.
The pair grabbed a bite at West Hollywood hotspot The Nice Guy, but the Twitterverse was anything but nice.
“The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”
Said another:
“She’s hitting the streets already???? Damn these so called celebrities want to show off so bad after giving birth.
“Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them!”
Unbelievably, some critics were concerned about Teigen stinking up the establishment.
“You bleed a few weeks and the smell is horriffic!” wrote a third tweep. “Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week!”
Seriously.
While some celebs might just brush off such nonsense, or not even read it at all, this is Chrissy Teigen we’re talking about.
She clapped back by posting screenshots of the shade-filled tweets and included a few messages of her own:
“I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!”
“‘I never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT’S JUST ME"” – the passive aggressiveness is real!”
“Talking about vagina smells in the comments. what in the.”
Dang, people.
Let the woman treat herself to a nice dinner after she spent nine months carrying the kid then several hours pushing it out.
Luna was probably asleep by then, anyway.
BTW, here’s what she looks like. Pretty stinkin’ adorable.
