Kylie Jenner: Look at My Butt in Yoga Pants!

The women of the Kardashian-Jenner clan know where their strengths lie.

Sure they may have kept a lower profile in the days after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint, but at the end of the day, social media and racy selfies are the family’s bread and butter.

And as anyone who’s ever been to Kylie Jenner’s Instagram page knows, business is clearly booming.

Kylie’s raciest photos are usually self-shot, but this photo is part of her latest ad campaign for Puma.

“Oh snap. Look who’s back,” the brand captioned the above pic.

“@kyliejenner and the new #ForeverFierce drop are coming soon.”

What is #ForeverFierce?

We have no idea, but apparently it has something to do with Kylie’s butt.

Shilling products for major corporations is a huge part of the K-J business model, but several family members reportedly tried to talk Kylie out of signing a contract with Puma.

In particular, Kanye West was pissed about the Puma deal, as he sees the athletic wear company as his competitor.

Despite the considerable blowback, however, it seems Kylie ultimately made the right decision.

She essentially got to have her cake and eat it too, as she participated in Kanye’s fashion show at Madison Square Garden, but still got hella paid for promoting Puma.

It’s worth noting that while Puma is arguably best known for its sneakers, Kylie’s kicks are noticeably absent from this pic.

Did she work out some sort of customized deal that’ll have her promoting everything but footwear?

We may never know, as the Kard clan tends to keep a tight lid on their business wheelings and dealings.

They’re like the Trump Organization, except it’s literal giant asses making the money.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection

Anyway, it seems like Kylie and Kanye have worked out an arrangement that will allow them both to get even richer, while at the same time not making it awkward for them to sit next to each other at tweet incessantly at Thanksgiving.

Or maybe Kanye’s feud with Jay Z is taking up all his attention these days.

If that’s the case, the human race owes Jay a debt of gratitude.

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Kim Zolciak vs Kim Kardashian: It"s A Butt Selfie War!

Kim Zolciak and Kim Kardashian are basically the same person, save for a few minor differences.

Neither one has an ounce of shame, especially when it comes to social media.  In fact, one could argue that they have a sort of unspoken rivalry when it comes to selfies.

While Kardashian was taking selfies at the MTV VMAs on August 28th, Zolciak was busy taking belfies (I hate that I just wrote that) and talking about how sweets go right to her ass.

“My cookies I hope go to my bootie that’s how I justify it,” Zolciak captioned the Snapchat pic that featured her high-cut undies.

Kardashian did something similar, though a bit more worthy of internet-breaking status in October 2013, just a week before West would propose to her in San Francisco.

Earlier this month, Zolciak told fans on Instagram that she got butt injections to keep cellulite at bay.

“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1 I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently,” she wrote.

“I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years

And no, she’s not afraid of telling fans if she’s ever gone under the knife.

“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she told E! News back in May in an effort to squash rumors about plastic surgery.

View Slideshow: 19 Best Celebrity Boob Jobs of All Time!

“I had a pretty big hernia from the twins, so I said just do a tummy tuck, which is kinda the same thing, just make the skin really tight. But that doesn’t change my size. I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery, I’m just a little bit tighter-looking.”

Hokay, Kimmy. You do you.

A new season of Don’t Be Tardy premieres on September 14th at 10 p.m.

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery

Nina Dobrev, Julianne Hough Post Naked Butt Photo, Instagram Rejoices

It seems like it was just last week that we were reporting on how quiet Nina Dobrev has been on social media lately.

In all likelihood, that’s because it was just last week. 

Fortunately, in the days since, Nina has taken action to prove that she’s just as engaged with fans (and just as selfie-happy) as ever.

First we were blessed with the truly epic Nina Dobrev bikini photo above.

Now, Nina has taken things a step further, and her legion of loyal fans have basically knelt before her in thanks.

No, we’re not saying Nina is returning to Vampire Diaries for Season 8.

(Although amazingly, that remains a possibility.)

We’re talking about something far more epic.

Nina and longtime friend Julianne Hough decided to drop trou for an Instagram belfie for the ages.

Yes, that’s Hough, Dobrev and an unnamed third butt on vacation in Idaho.

That’s right – Idaho.

The bikini pic above was taken in Ontario, and now Nina is stripping down and posting pics in the Land of the Potato.

She’s really performing a public service by bringing her hotness to the coldest parts of North America.

Many of Hough’s Instagram followers have joked that the girls are looking at a “full moon,” but we won’t bother to point out to you, the learned THG reader, that that’s clearly the sun.

We’re sure Neil deGrasse Tyson is headed to Hough’s page to set the record straight as we speak.

Ariel Winter Posts Photos of Butt, Encourages Fans to Do the Same

You may want to sit down before you read any further, because we have some news that’s sure to shock you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about existence:

Ready? Deep breath: Ariel Winter has a butt.

Yes, we know, if you’ve seen Ariel Winter’s Instagram, then you’re well aware that she has a butt, but believe it or not, there are folks out there who don’t follow the Modern Family actress online.

They just leave her page sitting there like some sort of digital winning lottery ticket that they can’t be bothered to pick up.

Even worse, the all too common breed of anonymous beast known as the Internet Troll frequently pops up on Ariel’s page to shame her for flaunting her awe-inspiring curves for the benefit of her millions of followers.

Fortunately, Ms. Winter has no trouble brushing the dirt off her shoulders:

“I don’t really think I’m telling myself, ‘You should post this, you shouldn’t post that,’ I feel like I’m just having fun,” Winter recently told Entertainment Tonight.

“I like my fans to see what I’m doing.”

She says the butt kerfuffle in particular had her baffled:

“Everybody is so hyped up on the fact that I post photos where my butt’s out. It’s a butt. Everyone has a butt,” Winter says. “I don’t think it’s crazy.

“It’s like, ‘Let me live! I’m enjoying my life, you’re enjoying your life, you should be posting your butt if you like it, too!"”

And she has a simple solution for those who don’t like her epic belfies:

“I’m not going to fight with someone on my Instagram that tells me they don’t like my outfit or I should put my butt away,” she explains. “I’m sorry you think I should put my butt away, but just unfollow me.”

Damn straight, haters.

If you don’t like what you see, smash that “unfollow” button.

Ariel credits one of her curvy co-stars with giving her the strength to share what she wants to share regardless of what others may think:

“I really had the greatest opportunity to have some wonderful role models, especially Sofia Vergara,” Winter shared.

“Working with a curvy beautiful woman that everybody looked up to and loved the way she looked… that was my inspiration to move forward and accept myself because that’s what matters.”

Importantly, in this same interview, Ariel confirms that she’s single, having recently split with boyfriend Claude Gaudette.

“I’ve just kinda like been single for a little while now,” Winter said. “I’ve enjoyed it, and if something happens, it happens.”

So there you have it.

Now, you can enjoy photos of Ariel’s butt and pretend you have a chance with her! Bonus!

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 33 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Kim Kardashian: I Got Butt Injections For Health Reasons!

For as long as Kim Kardashian has been famous, she’s fended off rumors that she surgically enhances her butt.

Like Heidi Klum and her legs, which are insured for $ 2 million, Kardashian’s backside is part of her public identity.

Rumors about a butt lift are old news, but Kardashian has always felt compelled to defend her God-given money maker.

On August 15th, Kardashian held a livestream to explain to fans that yes, she had a butt injection, but it had to do with a health-related issue.

Kardashian suffers from psoriasis, a condition which causes dry, itchy patches of skin.  She’s been pretty open about it on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but this is the first time we’ve heard “psoriasis” and “shot in the butt” in the same sentence.

“I went to go get a cortisone shot in my butt,” Kardashian said, according to Too Fab.

“I lived right behind Kitson [a boutique in Los Angeles near Cedars-Sinai Hospital]. One of my neighbors was a dermatologist at Cedars. I go in there and he’s like, ‘There’s a one in a billion chance that you will get a huge indent in your butt.’ Of course I get a huge indent on my butt.”

Some fans will recall a 2007 photo of Kardashian showing off her backside…and something else.

“There is a picture of me in Miami wearing an electric blue dress, and another picture of me walking down Robertson,” she said.

“You see the indent. And I think that’s when the rumors started: ‘She’s had implants."”

To this day, Kardashian gets the shot.

“Every few years I get a cortisone shot,” she said.

“And it’s so funny I just got one as my psoriasis was so bad in Vegas.”

On a 2011 episode, she filmed an x-ray on her behind to show critics that she was 100% real.  Down there.

“This is a really crazy request but my sisters have dared me to get an ass x-ray because of all the rumors it’s not real,” Kardashian said at the time.

“I’ve said numerous times ‘I haven’t had plastic surgery, I haven’t had butt implants,"” she said, adding that no matter how many times she insists it’s real, the press will “write whatever they want to write.”

Plus, she pointed out, “Who the hell of a normal person gets butt implants?”

View Slideshow: Kardashian-Jenner Butts: The Complete Collection!

Kylie Jenner Takes Boobs & Butt on Vacation, Posts Constant Bikini Pics

Last week, Kylie Jenner turned 19.

It wasn"t as monumental as when she turned 18 last year, as that occasion was surrounded by rumors that Kylie would pose for Playboy once she reached the legal age.

Obviously, that didn"t turn out to be the case, but Kylizzle still knows how to give her fans what they want.

She vacationed in Turks & Caicos to celebrate the big 1-9, and naturally, the trip resulted in plenty of Kylie bikini pics.

Without further ado, here are the highlights:

1. Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Boobs!

When Kylie Jenner goes on vacation, she takes her bikinis and her iPhone with her. It’s her gift to us all.

2. Kylie and Kendall Bikini Photo

Kendall may be the model in the family. But on her birthday vacay, it was Kylie’s time to shine.

3. Kylie Jenner: Bathing Suit Cleavage

Kylie Jenner recently turned 19. Naturally, she celebrated with some VERY revealing selfies.

4. Kylie Jenner’s Butt in a Bikini

Nothing we haven’t seen before. But it’s still always worth a look.

5. Kylie Jenner: Bikini Selfie Number Bajillion

Kylie likes her bikini selfies. And for that, we thank her.

6. Kylie Jenner: Dat Ass

Kylie Jenner knows her best assets. After all, she’s an heir to the empire that butts built.

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Kylie Jenner Takes Boobs & Butt on Vacation, Posts Constant Bikini Pics

Last week, Kylie Jenner turned 19.

It wasn"t as monumental as when she turned 18 last year, as that occasion was surrounded by rumors that Kylie would pose for Playboy once she reached the legal age.

Obviously, that didn"t turn out to be the case, but Kylizzle still knows how to give her fans what they want.

She vacationed in Turks & Caicos to celebrate the big 1-9, and naturally, the trip resulted in plenty of Kylie bikini pics.

Without further ado, here are the highlights:

1. Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Boobs!

When Kylie Jenner goes on vacation, she takes her bikinis and her iPhone with her. It’s her gift to us all.

2. Kylie and Kendall Bikini Photo

Kendall may be the model in the family. But on her birthday vacay, it was Kylie’s time to shine.

3. Kylie Jenner: Bathing Suit Cleavage

Kylie Jenner recently turned 19. Naturally, she celebrated with some VERY revealing selfies.

4. Kylie Jenner’s Butt in a Bikini

Nothing we haven’t seen before. But it’s still always worth a look.

5. Kylie Jenner: Bikini Selfie Number Bajillion

Kylie likes her bikini selfies. And for that, we thank her.

6. Kylie Jenner: Dat Ass

Kylie Jenner knows her best assets. After all, she’s an heir to the empire that butts built.

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Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!

Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”

For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.

But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.

“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:

“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”

Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.

Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.

On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.

The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.

“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.

“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’

“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.

“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”

There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.

Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.

In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.

“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.

“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”

That’s a somewhat fair argument.

One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.

You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.

View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!

Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”

For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.

But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.

“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:

“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”

Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.

Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.

On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.

The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.

“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.

“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’

“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.

“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”

There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.

Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.

In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.

“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.

“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”

That’s a somewhat fair argument.

One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.

You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.

View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

Ireland Baldwin Posts Naked Butt on Instagram; Alec Presumably Dead From Rage-Induced Heart Attack

After a brief respite from social media, Ireland Baldwin is back to getting naked on Instagram like it’s her job.

Which, come to think of it, it might be.

Does she have a job? Eh, who cares?

Normally we’re critical of spoiled children of celebrities who don’t even pretend to have aspirations toward acting, or singing, or some other form of cushy employment, but we’re gonna let this one slide.

This is a post-Kardashian world we’re living in, and if Ireland’s boobs can earn her a living, we say go for it.

And no, it’s not just because we enjoy the view.

We just reject the notion that talent is the only way for a celebrity kid to earn a living without resorting to the drudgery of actual employment.

If Evel Knievel and Johnny Knoxville made careers out of their willingness to risk their lives, why can’t Ireland make one out of her willingness to get naked?

Yes, we just compared Ireland Baldwin to Evel Knievel, and yes, we’re as confused by it as you are.

We’re also a little baffled by the origins of Ms. Baldwin’s latest artsy nude pic.

Apparently it’s from a series entitled My Hotel Room by a photographer named Aladdin Ishmael.

The dude literally invites models up to his hotel room so he can photograph them naked.

And here’s the really insane part – they do it!

He’s either the greatest genius or the biggest perv that ever lived. Or both.

Hopefully Ireland didn’t share this story at the dinner table:

Alec: So how was your weekend, honey?

Ireland: Some guy named Aladdin asked me to go up to his hotel room and get naked, so I did.

*family holds up protective garbage bags like they’re in the front row of a Gallagher show as Alec’s head literally explodes, covering the room with gray matter and jowls*

Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Weight Loss, Butt Lift Results

Back in December of 2015, Kailyn Lowry underwent a Brazilian butt lift procedure.

In the months since,  the Teen Mom 2 star also shed several pounds. The girl is clearly feeling herself these days, and we don’t blame her.

Ms. Lowry posted the above pic to Instagram today, purportedly to promote the “body analyzer scale” that she’s standing on.

But clearly the photo doubled as an opportunity to show off her new booty and midsection.

Obviously, his isn’t the first time that Kailyn has flaunted the results of her hard work and expensive procedure.

However, we thought we’d share it as a way of giving props.

Think for a moment about everything that went into this photo.

Not only is the girl showing off her trimmed-down physique, she’s getting paid to do it.

In order to appreciate that level of hustle, you have to take some time to think about where the other ladies of the Teen Mom franchise are in their lives:

Jenelle Evans is fighting two custody battles at the same time.

Amber Portwood is about to marry Matt Baier, who might be the douchiest of all TM boyfriends and husbands, which is really saying something.

Farrah Abraham sadly remains Farrah Abraham.

Obviously, Kailyn isn’t saving any lives here, but she appears to be moving on from a difficult divorce in admirable fashion.

And hey, if she wants to take some time out to brag about her weight loss along the way, more power to her.

View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Butt Lift Results in Booty-ful Instagram Pic

Yesterday, we learned that Kailyn Lowry is not dating Becky Hayter, as had previously been rumored.

Does that mean she’s single? We’re not sure, but we’re guessing that a lot of her Instagram followers are hoping the former Mrs. Marroquin is on the market after seeing her latest pic:

That’s Kailyn enjoying some kind of fun summertime activity involving beer and a ball.

But who cares, right?

Frankly she could be riding a purple elephant on Mars, and all the comments would still be about dat ass.

You may recall that Kailyn underwent a butt lift procedure back in January.

Many took it as a sign that her marriage to Javi Marroquin was over, as she scheduled the shaping surgery for a few weeks after he deployed for a tour of duty with the US Air Force. 

It seemed like a way to get her butt back into the dating scene, if you will.

Of course, we imagine that when you get something lifted or tucked in winter, you can’t wait til summer arrives so you can show off the results.

Yes, it’s finally time for Kailyn and her expensive new backside to shine and they’re taking full advantage.

Naturally, folks on the ‘Gram took notice in big way.

Choice comments include:

“Whoa. I didn’t kno u had all that booty!”

“That booty Kail! You are looking more gorgeous then ever. Happy looks good on you.”

But of course there are the low-key haters:

“I really love kail and she looks amazing. But it still makes me sad she got plastic surgery. I think natural os beautiful. I also wish her and javi would stay together.”

And the full-blown ignorant trolls:

“Someone asked why are we so concerned with her booty? We’re not. It’s just funny how she didn’t want her son(Isaac) to look too “ethnic” but yet she went and got a bbl aka ” black girl booty lift” done. Seems alot “ethnic to me.”

Sigh. When the world can’t even agree on butts, it really makes us worry that there’s no hope for the human race.

View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Post Competing Butt Selfies

The Kardashians might be the reality stars most closely associated with the butt selfie or “belfie,” but some celebs have been showing off their asses since the days when Kim was just Paris Hilton’s Z-list friend/closet organizer.

Take Brandi Glanville for example.

The former Housewife posted the above pic over the weekend along with a caption reading:

“Drunken post! French cut is back! #ibizasuit ready to re-start my life! happy 4th”

We’d say that’s dramatic stuff for a bikini selfie, but Brandi admitted that she was drunk, and we all know that removing clothing and making overblown declarations always seem like good ideas when you’re hammered.

Not to be outdone, Brandi’s on-again, off-again rival posted her own bikini selfie, but while Brandi was prattling on about Ibiza and French cut swimwear, LeAnn Rimes was all about ‘Merica:

“Happy 4th! Happy Birthday America! #happyfourth #happyfourthofjuly #fourthofjuly #america,” she captioned the above pic.

Now, if any other stars posted butt photos on the same day, we’d chalk it up to coincidence.

But LeAnn’s obsession with Brandi is well-documented, so there’s a good chance this was no accident.

Then again, LeAnn posts butt selfies on a regular basis, so it’s possible she was inspired not by Brandi’s post, but by her own desire for more attention.

Tough to say for sure.

Last time we checked in on them, it looked as though Brandi and LeAnn had buried the hatchet, so maybe this isn’t a declaration of butt war.

Then again, LeAnn seems like the type who never fully gets over a grudge.

Hey, as long as the bikini selfies keep coming, we’re cool with her pettiness.

Kim Kardashian: I Don"t Wear Butt Pads! LOL!

The national obsession with Kim Kardashian’s vast ass shows no signs of relenting, and the selfie queen is happy to keep the conversation going.

Earlier this week, photos surfaced of her famous derriere that suggested Kim was wearing butt pads.

The sheer skirt she wore made evident a conspicuous outline on her backside that many assumed was caused by enhancement padding.

But Kim, a staunch defender of her heiny’s authenticity, jumped on her app to dispel the rumors as untrue.

“Another day, another crazy rumor! Apparently, I was caught wearing butt pads,” she wrote.

“Here’s what really happened: A couple years ago, I wore a skirt in Miami that was totally sheer. I had no idea it was SO see-through on my butt.

“I definitely never want that to happen again, so now I always wear shapewear.”

View Slideshow: Kardashian-Jenner Butts: The Complete Collection!

We believe her. And we believe in the magic that is Spanx.

But she might want to invest in a girdle with fewer lines, because the point is to smooth out unwanted lumps, not create more.

“So, the fact is: I don’t wear butt pads!” Kim concluded.

“At this point, I think everyone has seen my butt naked and knows I don’t need them, LOL!”

Well, on that she has a point.

But in related news, Kim made a shocking announcement in May: she was actually trying actively to reduce the size of her caboose. 

Sir Mix-a-Lot is said to be holding a vigil in mourning.

View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who May Have Fake Butts

Taylor Swift: Butt Implant Rumors Confirmed?!

It’s the great question of 2016.

No, not “which presidential candidate will we be blaming for all the world’s problems this time next year?” We’re talking about the really important question. You know:

“What’s going on with Taylor Swift’s butt?”

Last time we checked in on it, Taylor’s ass was hanging out with Lil Romeo for some reason.

Remember Lil Romeo?

Neither do we. We also don’t remember Taylor rocking a Kardashian-esque backside:

Naturally, the photo above sparked rumors that Taylor had gotten butt implants.

It’s tough to tell what’s going on from that pic alone.

It could just be the angle or the skirt.

Maybe Taylor decided to rock some pads that particular evening.

We have no idea, but this is the Internet in 2016 – a land where there is no room for uncertainty – so the Swift Butt Veterans for Truth were on the case immediately.

Thousands took to Twitter and concluded that Taylor has indeed had a Khloe-ectomy. 

(Not the official word for a butt implant surgery, but it should be, dammit!)

This may come as a shock, but the average schmuck on Twitter is not actually a medical professional, so Radar Online consulted a real-live plastic surgeon to ask his opinion on the matter:

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

“The photos do seem to suggest that Taylor may have had a buttock enhancement,” says Dr. Anthony Youn.

“But as thin as she is, the only way this could be possible is if she had solid silicone buttock implants placed.”

The doc goes on to warn that the procedure is risky due to the high likelihood of butt infection. No, really:

“It’s not a very common surgery, and many plastic surgeons don’t perform the procedure due to the risks that buttock implants can have, such as infection,” says Youn.

Dr. Zara Harutyunyan (yes, they asked two doctors about Taylor Swift’s ass) had a difference of opinion, and believes Taylor may have undergone any number of procedures:

“The transformation from picture one to picture two could be the results of a Brazilian butt lift, Silicon implants, or fat transfer,”  Harutyunyan says.

So what’s the takeaway from all this?

Well, we know Taylor has a butt. 

We do not know, however, if she did anything weird to it.

We hope you’ve enjoyed this scintillating and thoroughly intellectual installment of Taylor Swift’s Butt: Sup With That?

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons We Wish We Were Taylor Swift’s Cat