Spencer Pratt SLAMS The Hills Special: They Just Didn"t Want To Be Real!

The Hills made a triumphant return to MTV on August 2, but not everyone was involved. 

In fact, it was all about Lauren Conrad. 

That was a bit disappointing. Usually when networks go with anniversary specials, they try to get everyone involved, but not on this occasion.

Originally, The Hills was the story of Lauren Conrad, but the other people who took part were actually just as prominent as her. 

Kristin Cavallari took over from Conrad in the second half of The Hills Season 5, so it was a little bit odd they didn’t at least try to get her involved in some capacity. 

Spencer Pratt was not impressed with the decision to focus on Lauren. It doesn’t appear that he’s out there to revive his feud with her. 

He’s basically only crawled out of the woodwork to let everyone know that he and Heidi would return to the show in an instant. 

“I don’t care if I wasn’t in it,” Pratt, who says MTV never reached out to him about the special, tells EW.

“But at least do a real Hills reunion with the entire cast … It’s like, after 10 years, with all the real secrets, all the real juice, all the real behind-the-scenes, you’re just going to phone in some hokey little infomercial?”

There’s not a chance in hell that he and Heidi would decline the opportunity to appear in another reality show. 

They know that’s where they make their money. Hopefully they’re more careful with their money these days and aren’t still spending $ 400,000 on crystals. 

What even was that?

We did get to see a whole lot of never-before-seen footage, but it just didn’t cut it. 

Spencer even came up with a great idea for a reunion. MTV execs take note!

“Let’s get everybody on a couch on a beach in Cabo drinking tequila, letting the secrets fly,” says Pratt.

What do you think about all of this?

Would you have had the rest of the cast on the reunion?

Hit the comments!

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Spencer Pratt Approves of Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston, No One Asked

When photos surfaced of Taylor Swift kissing Tom Hiddleston, everyone’s first thought was, “Did she cheat on Calvin Harris?”

Their second though was, “I gotta know what Spencer Pratt thinks about this.”

JK, no one thought that.  

The former Hills villain gave his opinion on Hollywood’s newest IT couple.

“I feel like I’m still dreaming,” Pratt told Cosmopolitan after seeing photos of the two kissing on the beach.

“I think the whole world needed something like this. After all the horrible news lately, we needed something good. I was gonna unplug my Wi-Fi; I was gonna go dark. But Taylor, you know, she brought us out of the woods.”

I see what you did there.

For the record, Pratt did not think Swift’s ex-boyfriend, Calvin Harris was good enough.

“I, as a Swiftie fan, was reading all these things, and I didn’t like how it was making her look like she got dumped, or they decided it was better to be friends. No, no, no; that’s now how it happened.

“She met the next James Bond with his British accent, and he was talking all smart to her, doing his special dance moves, and then she came home to Calvin being all, ‘Untz untz untz, can’t talk right now; I’m making a beat,’ and she was like, ‘Uh, this isn’t working. Don’t touch my cats."”

Pratt is thrilled that Swift is dating one of his favorite actors, whom he just watched in the BBC miniseries The Night Manager.

“When I saw them together, I was like, ‘Here we go!’

“This is somebody who can keep her interest. He could go win an Oscar. He doesn’t look too old and he doesn’t look too young; he looks like husband-type material to me.

“I just feel like that’s the level; she needs to be going to the Oscars with him, and not iHeartRadio with Calvin. Here’s my dream: He’s the new James Bond, she does the new James Bond theme song.

:She wins a Grammy and an Oscar for that song; he wins Best Actor for James Bond. Super power couple — boom, done.”

Well, there you have it.  Approval from Spencer Pratt.

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: The Kardashians Stole Our Storyline!

We keep thinking they’ll go away.

More appropriately, we keep praying they’ll go away.

But Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have found a way to wedge their way into the media again.

The most annoying couple of the 2000s are dishing about their love story in a new article in Broadly, making all kinds of bizarre claims.

For example, Heidi asserts that Keeping Up With the Kardashians stole the plotline she and Spencer created on The Hills.

According to Heidi, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick based their dysfunctional TV relationship on that of Speidi.

The plastic surgery aficionado says Kourtney herself consulted with her sister Holly for character information.

“She asked, ‘What do Heidi and Spencer do? I need [to know] all the exact things, because we’re doing exactly what they do,"” Heidi told the publication.

However, she also warns that when you’re on a reality show, audiences take your a-hole antics seriously.

“What you don’t realize is that when you fake fight, you make people hate you,” she admitted. “It’s not fun.”

In the case of Scott and Kourtney, it seems the self-professed Lord got the short end of the stick. People hate him, but fans still adore Kourtney.

“To me, it’s entertainment,” says Spencer. “If you grew up in Palisades, you think, This is fun! Whatever. You make up these stories!”

“So I didn’t get that you can get murdered in the press, literally,” he adds, demonstrating a gross misunderstanding of the word “literally.” 

We may get to see more of Speidi on TV and in the press in the near future.

Lauren Conrad just confirmed that MTV will be airing a 10th anniversary special of The Hills.

Here we go.

Kim Kardashian & Spencer Pratt: No Longer Besties!

It’s hard to imagine now, but there was a time when Kim Kardashian clung desperately to the bottom rung of D-list.

She’d pop up on the occasional gossip blog, but she was known as Paris Hilton’s friend with the giant butt, and that’s about it.

Obviously, the Kim Kardashian sex tape hit the web in 2007, and the rest is history, but for the first few years she was in the spotlight, Kim was forced to pal around with the worst kind of reality TV nobodies.

And when we say “the worst,” we mean the worst. We’re talking people life Spencer freakin’ Pratt:

Spencer shared the above tweet yesterday as a reminder of a time when he used to pal around with big-bootied hangers-on and NFL players. (Kim was dating Reggie Bush at the time.)

Frankly, we’re surprised to see that Spencer has a sense of humor about his eternally-plummeting popularity.

After all, this is the same guy who – presumably with a straight face – compared the cancelation of The Hills to 9/11.

We guess in that analogy, Kim is Condoleeza Rice, Heidi Montag is Dick Cheney, and the show’s declining ratings are a melting steel support beam. Or something.

It’s possible we’re giving way too much thought to the crap that comes out of Spencer Pratt’s mouth.

Chris Pratt, Kendall Jenner & More: Star Sightings 2.25.16

What is so funny, Chris Pratt?

JK, you don"t have to tell us.  Just keep being you.

Did you know that in Milan, sometimes they feed the models?  Photographic evidence showed Kendall Jenner walking out of the Fendi show with – wait for it – ice cream.

Check out what else your favorite celebs were up to in today"s star sightings.

1. Chris Pratt Leaves LAX in Great Spirits

Chris Pratt is a good sport with the paparazzi before departing on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport on February 24th, 2016.

2. Kendall Jenner Post-Fendi Fashion Show in Milan

After walking in the Fendi show, Kendall Jenner tries to avoid the paparazzi while carrying her ice cream in Milan, Italy on February 25th, 2016.

3. Hilary Duff Shops at Fred Segal

Hilary Duff takes her son, Luca shopping at Fred Segal in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016.

4. Justin Bieber: Tape Night Club Sighting

Justin Bieber at Tape nightclub on February 24, 2016 in London, England.

5. Gerard Butler: ‘Gods of Egypt’ New York Premiere

Gerard Butler attends the ‘Gods Of Egypt’ New York premiere at AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 on February 24, 2016 in New York City.

6. Ashton Kutchers Leaves AM/PM in LA

Ashton Kutcher grabs something at an AM/PM in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016.

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Chris Pratt, Kendall Jenner & More: Star Sightings 2.25.16

What is so funny, Chris Pratt?

JK, you don"t have to tell us.  Just keep being you.

Did you know that in Milan, sometimes they feed the models?  Photographic evidence showed Kendall Jenner walking out of the Fendi show with – wait for it – ice cream.

Check out what else your favorite celebs were up to in today"s star sightings.

1. Chris Pratt Leaves LAX in Great Spirits

Chris Pratt is a good sport with the paparazzi before departing on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport on February 24th, 2016.

2. Kendall Jenner Post-Fendi Fashion Show in Milan

After walking in the Fendi show, Kendall Jenner tries to avoid the paparazzi while carrying her ice cream in Milan, Italy on February 25th, 2016.

3. Hilary Duff Shops at Fred Segal

Hilary Duff takes her son, Luca shopping at Fred Segal in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016.

4. Justin Bieber: Tape Night Club Sighting

Justin Bieber at Tape nightclub on February 24, 2016 in London, England.

5. Gerard Butler: ‘Gods of Egypt’ New York Premiere

Gerard Butler attends the ‘Gods Of Egypt’ New York premiere at AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13 on February 24, 2016 in New York City.

6. Ashton Kutchers Leaves AM/PM in LA

Ashton Kutcher grabs something at an AM/PM in Los Angeles on February 25th, 2016.

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Spencer Pratt Likens Cancelation of The Hills to 9/11

Spencer Pratt may want to crawl back into the hole we assume he’s been living in for the past six years or so.

The former reality star and celebrity gossip magnate is back in the news this week due to an interview he just gave to Vice’s Broadly.

Pratt tells the publication about life as a cast member on MTV’s The Hills, which catapulted him and girlfriend-turned-wife Heidi Montag into random sensations for multiple years back in the early 2000s.

“We were fame whores, getting literally a million plus a year in photos and being hated for it,” Pratt says to Broadly. “It’s frustrating for me that people don’t recognize that this was genius.

“This was innovating!”

He’s not totally mistaken.

Unlike Kim Kardashian, Pratt did not need to make a sex tape in order to become rich and famous without having any talent.

(Although Montag did spread a rumor about frenemy Lauren Conrad having a sex tape and it led to a lot of drama and… really… you should go watch The Hills. It was great.)

According to the interview, Pratty spent $ 3,000 per day on his hair and makeup budget, while also enjoying the occasional $ 30,000 shopping sprees.

Pratt estimates he was making “upwards of a million dollars a year” from MTV, paparazzi deals and hosting gigs.

“Sh-t, we knew how good the Jersey Shore was because we were super fans,” Pratt told the outlet.

“So I personally was like, ‘I need to be nutso at this point, like holding crystals to my head."”

Indeed, according to Spencer and Heidi, they once spent $ 70,000 on a crystal to add to their growing collection.

After six seasons, however, MTV ran out of storylines to concoct for the series and pulled the plug.

Needless to say, it was tough on Pratt.

“[The Hills getting cancelled] was our 9/11,” Pratt said, comparing the moment to America’s most devastating terrorist attack in what have been a mistaken, slight exaggeration.

But we won’t make too much fun of Pratt for saying such an insensitive thing.

Why kick the guy when he’s down?

Spencer says, after all, that he and Montag are now worth $ 10. Total.

View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV

Jennifer Lawrence Talks Chris Pratt Sex Scene: I Was Super Drunk!

In her recent interview with Vogue, Jennifer Lawrence complained that he hadn’t sex in so long she was worried that her hymen would grow back.

But while J-Law may not be gettin’ it in with anyone in real life, she’s been faking sex with one of Hollywood’s most lusted-after heartthrobs.

Jen co-stars with Chris Pratt in the upcoming science-fiction film Passengers, and apparently the movie features Jen’s first sex scene.

Yes, somehow we were unaware that Jen’s never done a sex scene before. Thankfully, that wrong was set right before we even noticed it.

Lawrence opened up about the experience in a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter:

“Everything was done right; nobody did anything wrong,” she explained. “It’s just a bizarre experience.”

Lawrence added that she handled her nerves by getting “really, really drunk,” but her solution created a new set of problems:

“That led to more anxiety when I got home [after] because I was like, ‘What have I done? I don’t know.’ And he was married. And it was going to be my first time kissing a married man, and guilt is the worst feeling in your stomach.

“And I knew it was my job, but I couldn’t tell my stomach that. So I called my mom, and I was like, ‘Will you just tell me it’s okay?’ It was just very vulnerable. … That was ‘the most vulnerable I’ve ever been.”

No word on whether or not Lawrence and Pratt disrobe for the scene, but sadly the film doesn’t come out until December of 2016, so for now, we’ll just have to content ourselves with the generous helpings of red carpet sideboob Jen’s been offering up at Mockingjay Part 2 premieres.

View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on Lauren Conrad: B!tch is a Cold-Hearted KILLER!

The Hills’ gruesome twosome, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are still warring with Lauren Conrad, who they describe as a ruthless, bitter individual.

And a sex tape star.

In a new interview with Complex, the dastardly duo reveals that their infamous reality TV beef endures to this day, and they stand by their stories.

In 2008, rumors circulated that a Lauren Conrad sex tape co-starring her bad boy co-star Jason Wahler exited. It would be the Holy Grail of sex tapes.

Conrad denied it, then produced one of the epic quotes in Hills history when she called out Heidi for spreading the alleged lie: “You know what you did!”

Montag maintains that the Conrad sex tape does exist, however.

“Today, I’d be like, ‘Bitch, you know what you did,"” she said.

Spencer was even more blunt in his assessment of LC:

“Lauren is a cold-hearted killer. That’s what people don’t get. She will cut you in your sleep. She tried to destroy us. If you want to throw missiles?”

“I’m throwing a nuke. This is how I operate.”

Pratt also blamed Conrad for the fact that he currently isn’t on speaking terms with either his own mother or his sister, Stephanie Pratt.

“My mom’s a Lauren supporter,” he dished.

“She’s like, ‘Mark Cuban says on Shark Tank that you shouldn’t help your kids.’ I’m like, ‘Mark Cuban can go jump off a freaking cliff for all I care."”

Whatever that means. Heidi, for her part, seems to have moved on a little bit more from The Hills and this whole charade than Spencer has.

In fact, in a February 2015 episode of Marriage Boot Camp, Heidi “forgave” Lauren for ruining her life in a cathartic reality TV moment for the ages.

Moving stuff.

New Yorkers Have No Idea Who Chris Pratt Is

Chris Pratt starred on Parks and Recreation for seven years.

He then went on to anchor two of the highest-grossing movies of the last decade, Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World. There"s talk he may take over for Harrison Ford in an upcoming Hans Solo film.

And yet… many people in New York City have no idea who he is.

In this hilarious clip from Billy on the Street, comedian Billy Eichner sprints around and quizzes pedestrians about the identity of the man along his side.

He even offers some $ 1 if they can simply say his name.

But very few can do so. Sorry, Chris. You apparently have a long way to go until you can be identified, yet alone objectified by Hollywood.

The Fat Jewish -- Spencer Pratt Shall Deliver Me From My Demons

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EXCLUSIVE

Pizza can’t solve all problems, not even for The Fat Jewish …  because he’s turning to Spencer Pratt for spiritual guidance. No, you read that correctly.

The Instagram comedy curator and pizza fanatic arrived in L.A. Tuesday for a session with his new shaman and former ‘Hills’ star — something our photog found hard to believe … so he hopped the shuttle bus with FJ to get the story.

As we first reported, Pratt is shooting a new reality series, so it’s most likely a stunt for the show, but still entertaining to watch.

And if Pratt’s crap doesn’t work … Fat Jewish’s vintage GWAR shirt should scare off plenty of demons. Just sayin’.

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Farrah Abraham Defended By Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag: They Set Her Up!

Embattled reality star Farrah Abraham is receiving support from an unlikely – or perhaps very likely – celebrity duo: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Defending Farrah’s insane outbursts on Celebrity Big Brother UK – threatening to murder the whole cast, etc. – Speidi had this to say about Abraham:

“She’s had such unfair treatment all season long. They bait her, and she tries to make up with them and then they degrade her under their breath.”

“Whenever she stands up for herself, they call her crazy. They’ve had no respect for her from the beginning. … She was the only entertaining part.”

“She just owned it. It’s awful how they called her ‘disgusting on the inside,’ and they just wouldn’t stop. How would anyone react to that?”

“As far as I’m concerned, with the way they’ve been attacking her, anything she does is self-defense. … [Abraham] was totally set up.”

“It’s not that I condone violence, but I completely understand why she’d react to these people … she has been bullied since the day she went in.”

The knowledge and integrity of Speidi aside, Farrah fought a co-star on the air and threatened the rest of them. Is that really “self-defense”?

Farrah Abraham FLIPS OUT on Celebrity Big Brother

Was she baited? Absolutely. Is everyone who signs up for a show like this baited by fellow cast members and producers around the clock?

At the very least, they’re signing on for that possibility. Farrah just happens to be so thin-skinned, she flies off the handle like no other.

That, in turn, creates a self-perpetuating loop, which is great for viewers but bad news for society … specifically Farrah’s young daughter.

After all, before Sophia makes her own sex tape someday, she’ll likely see evidence of these exploits from the woman who is her role model.

Note to Farrah: People don’t take the time to get to “know” and “appreciate” you because this is the face you put forward on a daily basis.

Note to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Keep on latching on to anything trending in an attempt to remain quasi-relevant. Well handled!

View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics

Stephanie Pratt -- Rushed to Hospital for Serious Spider Bite

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Exclusive Details

Stephanie Pratt had a medical emergency on Thursday — a spider bite that was so bad, she couldn’t feel part of her face … and not in that fun Weeknd kinda way.  

The former ‘Hills‘ star tells us she woke up in London — where she now lives — with a nasty bite under her eye, and her face was so swollen it looked like she had a tumor. She immediately went to a hospital to get antibiotics for the swelling, and to drain the puss.

She says doctors determined it was a spider bite, and they believe it could have been a black widow. Stephanie says she was temporarily blinded in her left eye, and lost feeling in her face.

Everything is back to normal now and she is at home resting.

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