Thursday, October 8, 2015

Drake and Serena Williams: ENGAGED?!

She may not have completed her calendar Grand Slam, but Serena Williams might have accomplished an even rarer feat – getting an A-list rapper to settle down in his prime!


Yes, if you believe the latest report from OK! magazine (which is generally a bad idea) Drake and Serena Williams are engaged.



The two have been friends with big-bootied benefits for years, but rumblings that they were becoming something more serious began in the last few months.



Serena was playing the best tennis of her career; Drizzy was there for every match; and photos of Drake and Serena making out in public seemed to be their way of saying that they’re officially a mixed doubles team, and they don’t care who knows it.


It’s even been reported that Serena issued Drake an ultimatum, informing the ladies man rapper that this would not be another “wham, bam, congrats on the Grand Slam” situation, and if he wanted to hit, he better be down to commit.


Never one to back away from a challenge, Drake (again, according to OK!) went all-in and informed Serena that the score is love-love and the ball is in her court. 


Sorry, we’re trying to say he proposed.


“She said yes but they want to keep it on the down-low for now,” says one source.


Yes, because if we know anything about Drake, it’s that he likes to keep his romantic feelings private.


We’re kidding. The man starts writing a mix tape verse on a napkin when he makes eye contact with a cute waitress.


Anyway, the chances of this “Drake and Serena getting married” rumor being true are about the same as the odds that Roberta Vinci would beat Williams in tournament play. But, hey – look how that turned out.