The Duchess of Cambridge is in a constant state of gestation, if the tabloids are anything to go by.
The latest report claims that Catherine is pregnant with twins, an occurrence that hasn’t happened in Great Britain since 1430.
“Kate and William were totally shocked when they found out,” a source told Life & Style.
“They couldn’t speak at first and both burst out laughing and crying.”
The source went on to helpfully point out that the Cambridges would “have their hands full,” raising the twins and their older siblings, Prince George and Princess Charlotte, who will turn one on May 2nd.
It’s true. Imaginary newborns suck up a lot of resources.
And despite suffering from acute morning sickness with her two first pregnancies, Catherine was able to carry on with her tour of India and Bhutan as if nothing was happening.
For the record, each time a tabloid claims that Her Royal Highness is pregnant, they’re quick to point out that she hasn’t experienced morning sickness this time around.
Back in February, OK! declared that Catherine was pregnant with twin girls.
“It’s a completely new experience for her,” the source said.
“She’s been able to carry on with her royal duties seamlessly, as well as looking after George and Charlotte, something she wouldn’t have been able to do if she was doubled up [with nausea].”
I do hope that Catherine is well enough for her and William’s fake coronation, which is set to take place on August 31st, the anniversary of Diana’s death.
The Queen is leap-frogging Prince Charles (the rightful heir to the throne) in favor of William, so sayeth the tabloids.
In real-life actual news, Catherine, William and Prince Harry are hosting President Obama and the First Lady at Kensington Palace this evening.
Obama was at Windsor Castle earlier lunching with the Queen and Prince Philip.
