Taylor Swift’s relationships are a lot like her songs: full of passionate romance – and about 3 minutes long.
Every time she seems convinced (and she tries to convince us) that this guy is different, that she’s really found love.
But it’s only a matter of time before her famous-but-slightly-less-famous-than-her beau of the moment can no longer resist the lure of a happy ending massage.
Maybe it’s the pressure of dating one of the the famous and successful women on the planet.
Maybe it’s the constant demands of her hectic work schedule.
Or maybe it’s just the fact that Taylor treats the men in her life like fashion accessories whose sole purpose in life is to pose with her in cutesy Instagram selfies.
By now, you’re probably seen Taylor’s Fourth of July photos that feature a sad-eyed Tom Hiddleson sporting an “I [Heart] T.S.” tank top and doing his best to look like this is how he imagined his life at 35.
To his credit, Tom laid on the PDA with Taylor, but that ridiculous shirt gave him the soulless 1,000-yard stare of a dog who’s been made to wear a festive holiday sweater.
So perhaps it’s not surprising that today’s edition of Page Six features quotes from insiders who say Hiddleston is beginning to find Swift downright exhausting.
One source describes the singer as Tom’s “clingy girlfriend,” which is a bit like saying Hitler was a not-so-nice dude who had questionable taste in facial hair.
“He seems to get tired of the endless Instagram photo ops after, like, the third hour in the water,” the insider adds.
Obviously, any tabloid quote from an anonymous source should be taken with a grain of salt, but this one would explain a lot.
Earlier today, there were reports of Calvin Harris recording a diss track about Taylor and Tom’s relationship.
The really interesting part?
It’s reportedly sympathetic toward Tom and is written from his perspective.
We think that just about says it all.
