Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Amber Rose: Going Dancing with the Stars!

As previously reported, Amber Rose like jizz in her face.


We can now also report that Amber Rose likes to shake her groove thing… and that she’ll soon be doing it in front of millions of people.



Oh, yes, Amber Rose is going Dancing with the Stars.


According to E! News, that is, which claims Kanye West’s famous ex-girlfriend has signed on for Season 23 of the ABC competition.


Rose, of course, is known by now for plenty more than just having dated Kanye many years ago.


It will actually be interesting to see how Dancing with the Stars introduces her this fall, considering she’s worked as a reality star… and model… and author… and activist.


She currently hosts a talk show on VH1, however, so we’re guessing producers will go with that gig in her bio.



ABC has not actually commented on Rose participation, it’s worth noting.


The network always saves its official announcement of Dancing with the Stars competitors for Good Morning America, with this season’s cast set to be confirmed on August 30.


In the past, however, similar rumors have sprung up a few weeks prior to that announcement, with eerie accuracy.


We therefore feel very confident in telling readers to expect some Amber Rose waltzing and foxtrotting this fall.



Other D-Listers allegedly set to compete for the Mirror Ball Trophy will be The Bachelorette JoJo Fletcher and former Wizards of Waverly Place and The Fosters star Jake T. Austin.


There had been talk that Gold Medal-winning gymnast Simone Biles would also join this season, but it now looks as if her schedule won’t allow it.


“I would love to do Dancing with the Stars, but so far we have a three month tour after this Olympics,” Biles told E! News’ Zuri Hall at the P&G Family Home in Rio.


“I’m not sure if I’ll have time.”


She added, however, that she’d love to do it “in the spring.”


So you can pretty much book Simone Biles for Season 24.


A rep for awful Real Housewife Teresa Giudice, meanwhile, has shot down talk that his client will take part on Dancing with the Stars.


Thank goodness.



Who else will be announced as a cast member? Who else do you want to see?


If it helps you come up with some options, consider the professionals who actually have been confirmed by ABC for Season 23.


They will be:


Gleb Savchenko, Val Chmerkovskiy, Witney Carson, Artem Chigvintsev, Sharna Burgess, Lindsay Arnold and Sasha Farber.