Back in September, the world learned that Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child.
As is always the case with this sort of thing, speculation about Kate’s due date began within minutes of the announcement.
And as usual, Kate made no effort to mislead the public, but she also quite understandably feels that she should be allowed to keep certain details of her private life to herself.
So as the big day approaches, we still don’t know exactly when Kate’s third baby is scheduled to enter the world.
But if you thought the Royals’ desire for secrecy would stop the British tabloid press from prying, you don’t know the British tabloid press!
There have been several inaccurate predictions regarding Kate’s delivery already, but now, the UK media is certain they’ve got it right.
And to be fair, there’s actual evidence to support their claims this time:
We already know from Kate’s birth plan that she’s planning to give birth at the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London.
The Telegraph reports that earlier this week, hospital staff began preparing for the duchess’ arrival.
In other words, it’s a bad time to experience a medical emergency in London.
Crowd barriers have been erected to keep screaming hordes of fans and reporters at bay, and parking rules have been changed so that Kate and her army of attendants will not be left looking for spots.
Sources familiar with the facilities say the Lindo Wing is more like a luxury hotel than a hospital.
24-hour room service is available, and meals are freshly prepared by a gourmet chef.
Yes, the newest member of the royal family will enjoy the finest things beginning with his or her very first moments on Earth.
Kate hasn’t been spotted in public in over a week, and it’s believed she’s resting up at Kensington Palace in preparation for the birth.
These are heady times for the UK’s most famous family, as Kate is set to give birth just weeks before Prince Harry marries Meghan Markle.
Sure it’s nice being born into royalty, but soon the little prince or princess will have an aunt who was on Suits!
We don’t need to tell you which is cooler.
